Bear slayed da howleymonnister

Hihi diz iz O. T. anna u hafta forgif da gramby her getz warpedz sometimex
and finks da sillieszt fings iz funni. her wudden do dat, we hopez. We mayz
realli need ta get anofer mom Dog to tect us if her decidedz ta try diz.
Efferyone kant be like dat bootifulz show kitty and stan for diz kinz of
treatment. Me an Pig duzen mind too much but Willow haz cided a baff is
somephing her shud take herownself wif no help. It gotted realli ugly da
last timez her had a baf. Dat waz da day da gramby tasted dat bad wine and
spitted it out. Willow was red and white sooo, her iz klean now but not
wifout a few skretches on da gramby.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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if we wanted to do it here that is what would have to happin... Soft...
hey
gramby don't be hepin soft figure diz stuff owt, Trudi, thinkin she needsa
puff up atta gramby
Granby wrote in message
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I know I will get killed for posting this but...my MIL had a cat that
hated
a bath. Someone gave me a cartoon on how to give a cat a bath. You put
some shampoo in the toilet then stuff in the cat, close the lid and
flush.
SORRRYYY, just had to say it.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Jan 16, 8:29 pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:
On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:17:13 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:



We JES getz a nic warm cuddly coat ub furz laid out, wiff wuvly red
hiwites frum yurz truwee anna sum nic dog haiz frum da Bear, an den
da
monnister come out ann attack da furz. Now dat Bear haff at WEEST
beeted it up, it will be kwiet fur awilel.

Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

Pssst, Sunrise, do you haff yur hooman trained to baff all of
youze
an den dry you wif a dryer-growlie-monster?

R hoominz tak uss in da jeepfing too da peepl hoo doo dat. Sept dat
Uncl Bill doo dat four Missy hisownself cuz herownself try too kill
peeeple hoo tuch her. Even wen Bear TELL hur dat shee better not hurt
Uncl Bill shee strugl an hisss an spit an bit an claw. Butted shee
feels gooder afterwurd. Anna Uncl Bill jus put on sum bandiches.

I WIKE goin to da spa an gettin myown byooty refreshed.

Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

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--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and
little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

1/16/2008 8:28:37 PM

On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 06:34:20 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:

Pssst, Sunrise, do you haff yur hooman trained to baff all of youze
an den dry you wif a dryer-growlie-monster?

R hoominz tak uss in da jeepfing too da peepl hoo doo dat. Sept dat
Uncl Bill doo dat four Missy hisownself cuz herownself try too kill
peeeple hoo tuch her. Even wen Bear TELL hur dat shee better not hurt
Uncl Bill shee strugl an hisss an spit an bit an claw. Butted shee
feels gooder afterwurd. Anna Uncl Bill jus put on sum bandiches.

I WIKE goin to da spa an gettin myown byooty refreshed.

Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

Wow, a kitty spa! I haff mine own human well-trained; he effen uses
pritty-smellink shampooz an conditionerz! I don't effen haff to leave
mineown howze!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

1/17/2008 8:25:12 PM

On Jan 17, 8:26 pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:
On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 06:34:20 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:



Pssst, Sunrise, do you haff yur hooman trained to baff all of youze
an den dry you wif a dryer-growlie-monster?

R hoominz tak uss in da jeepfing too da peepl hoo doo dat. Sept dat
Uncl Bill doo dat four Missy hisownself cuz herownself try too kill
peeeple hoo tuch her. Even wen Bear TELL hur dat shee better not hurt
Uncl Bill shee strugl an hisss an spit an bit an claw. Butted shee
feels gooder afterwurd. Anna Uncl Bill jus put on sum bandiches.

I WIKE goin to da spa an gettin myown byooty refreshed.

Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

Wow, a kitty spa! I haff mine own human well-trained; he effen uses
pritty-smellink shampooz an conditionerz! I don't effen haff to leave
mineown howze!

Meowmee useta doo dat fur ussez. Shee wuz a byootishun fer hoomins
befor shee became a Karegiffur fur disabled hoomins. Anna shee wud mak
us sew byootiful. Butted shee had quipment shee don haff no mor, so we
go too da ubber hoomins.

Maggy May

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"Very well, then I exaggerate! There are things in this world a man
does well
to carry to extremes."
-Cyrano in "Cyrano de Bergerac" by Edmond Rostand





--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

1/17/2008 8:25:12 PM