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July 17th 11, 07:36 PM
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A weffur repowrt fwum Scatland
Dis is da elevntyith of Duly n itz wanin! Da funder is awrful.....an
da bigbig wane is wanin! Da town is fwudded, da stweet is fwudded, da gardun is fwudded n wese cant get inna owt! Ower cattewy is fwudded tuu! Meomie wus inna gardun wurkin pullin weedz n da wane wus nowhere tu bee seen. Dat wus fine, awl fings jist as they shood be. Da sun wus shinin inna sky an we had decided tu go owt n hewp Meomie (well,she wus takin tutu wong) n den da wane stawrted! Now as effury kitty knows kittiez n wane dussnt mix...no dey dusnt. By da tyme Meomie got tu thu door, she wus soakin wetwet. Paw had tu keep myne self back fwum wunnin n savin da Meomie.......sniff.......It raned n raned n raned n den wus da fundur ...it wumbled n roared n cwapped soso wowd dat me wus tewwified! .well dat wus enuff fur usses....me fur wun hid unner da sofa, Harry wan undur da stairs cubbyhurd n stayed dare. Jack wussnt scared doe n he jumped up onna cowntur n stawted wantin his chikkum...hees notted scared of much him isnt. Dus ennyfurrybuddy wanna swop howses fur a fue days?? Umh?? Or effun take away da fundur?? Hmh? Sukie (fwum unner the sofa) 
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#2
July 17th 11, 09:01 PM
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OhhNOOOOO!!! dat iz horrubl Sukie..owr howse feals sew bad fur yew n dat
thnder dat skeered yew, Jack n Harry. . Bad thunder, ai am sew sawry yoo gotted fwudded tew..waow..da holw town iz fwudded tew? Oh MRRRRRRRRRRT!!! Wee liv neer Seattul akroz da pond were et iz famus fur da rain heer, but wee dunt git mutch thunder.. ai m gunna send BobQat N PookyKat weiif uh cuppl uff mai porters n wwh wyl rexue yew awl, yer hoominz tew, n yew kan stai wiff usses heer. n ai wyl sned fudz n tentz n yoys fur da uther cats n doggies in yer town dat gotted fwudded. Da uthur hoomins wyl tayke kare uf demselfs..dund be skared, efferfing wyl be umapy..ai gotz lotzx uff rume in meh n MeOwy's bigbig howse. sew yew wyl beh sayfe heer. Umaky Den, wen yew wunna go bak, weh wyl port yew bak wiff fudz n efferfing yew need. Now wurriez at awl. . Nope. Yer gudgud frendz Mosey, MeOwy n owr big famlee hoo luffs yew 'awl' Dis is da elevntyith of Duly n itz wanin! Da funder is awrful.....an da bigbig wane is wanin! Da town is fwudded, da stweet is fwudded, da gardun is fwudded n wese cant get inna owt! Ower cattewy is fwudded tuu! Meomie wus inna gardun wurkin pullin weedz n da wane wus nowhere tu bee seen. Dat wus fine, awl fings jist as they shood be. Da sun wus shinin inna sky an we had decided tu go owt n hewp Meomie (well,she wus takin tutu wong) n den da wane stawrted! Now as effury kitty knows kittiez n wane dussnt mix...no dey dusnt. By da tyme Meomie got tu thu door, she wus soakin wetwet. Paw had tu keep myne self back fwum wunnin n savin da Meomie.......sniff.......It raned n raned n raned n den wus da fundur ...it wumbled n roared n cwapped soso wowd dat me wus tewwified! .well dat wus enuff fur usses....me fur wun hid unner da sofa, Harry wan undur da stairs cubbyhurd n stayed dare. Jack wussnt scared doe n he jumped up onna cowntur n stawted wantin his chikkum...hees notted scared of much him isnt. Dus ennyfurrybuddy wanna swop howses fur a fue days?? Umh?? Or effun take away da fundur?? Hmh? Sukie (fwum unner the sofa)
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#3
July 17th 11, 09:04 PM
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A weffur repowrt fwum Scatland
we wud like sum rane here. It iz 103 in da out and gramby mofed her flour
potz oudda sunshine kaze her said dem wud kook. Her hadda kum bak in da houze fore he gotted dem all moffed kauze her runed out of air. Now herself is sayink da hummink birdies wont git fed until dat sun goez down. We sure kud uze sum of urown rane but wifout da funder. Lizzie who doesn't like storms. "rafflescat" wrote in message ... Dis is da elevntyith of Duly n itz wanin! Da funder is awrful.....an da bigbig wane is wanin! Da town is fwudded, da stweet is fwudded, da gardun is fwudded n wese cant get inna owt! Ower cattewy is fwudded tuu! Meomie wus inna gardun wurkin pullin weedz n da wane wus nowhere tu bee seen. Dat wus fine, awl fings jist as they shood be. Da sun wus shinin inna sky an we had decided tu go owt n hewp Meomie (well,she wus takin tutu wong) n den da wane stawrted! Now as effury kitty knows kittiez n wane dussnt mix...no dey dusnt. By da tyme Meomie got tu thu door, she wus soakin wetwet. Paw had tu keep myne self back fwum wunnin n savin da Meomie.......sniff.......It raned n raned n raned n den wus da fundur ...it wumbled n roared n cwapped soso wowd dat me wus tewwified! .well dat wus enuff fur usses....me fur wun hid unner da sofa, Harry wan undur da stairs cubbyhurd n stayed dare. Jack wussnt scared doe n he jumped up onna cowntur n stawted wantin his chikkum...hees notted scared of much him isnt. Dus ennyfurrybuddy wanna swop howses fur a fue days?? Umh?? Or effun take away da fundur?? Hmh? Sukie (fwum unner the sofa)
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#4
July 17th 11, 09:18 PM
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A weffur repowrt fwum Scatland
ursefz needsa come to da pawtee ta get away furm da rainz, Trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message ... Dis is da elevntyith of Duly n itz wanin! Da funder is awrful.....an da bigbig wane is wanin! Da town is fwudded, da stweet is fwudded, da gardun is fwudded n wese cant get inna owt! Ower cattewy is fwudded tuu! Meomie wus inna gardun wurkin pullin weedz n da wane wus nowhere tu bee seen. Dat wus fine, awl fings jist as they shood be. Da sun wus shinin inna sky an we had decided tu go owt n hewp Meomie (well,she wus takin tutu wong) n den da wane stawrted! Now as effury kitty knows kittiez n wane dussnt mix...no dey dusnt. By da tyme Meomie got tu thu door, she wus soakin wetwet. Paw had tu keep myne self back fwum wunnin n savin da Meomie.......sniff.......It raned n raned n raned n den wus da fundur ...it wumbled n roared n cwapped soso wowd dat me wus tewwified! .well dat wus enuff fur usses....me fur wun hid unner da sofa, Harry wan undur da stairs cubbyhurd n stayed dare. Jack wussnt scared doe n he jumped up onna cowntur n stawted wantin his chikkum...hees notted scared of much him isnt. Dus ennyfurrybuddy wanna swop howses fur a fue days?? Umh?? Or effun take away da fundur?? Hmh? Sukie (fwum unner the sofa)
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#5
July 17th 11, 11:17 PM
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A weffur repowrt fwum Scatland
(little black cat peeps out from under the sofa.. sniff sniff....) me
not smellin rane!....(listens).....me not heerin enny fundur! WHEE HEE!! Harry come owt! Da rane has stopped! Whew! Dat fundur wus awrful! Mosey, old fwend fangs fur yure gudgud wishes. Dat awrful weffur is naow offur Wales n Irewand n dey will be gettin scared - me wus! Fink me mite just take yureownself up onna offur n port offur dare tu yure howse, can me bwing Harry? Hees a gudgud boy? Sukie On Jul 17, 9:01*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote: OhhNOOOOO!!! *dat iz horrubl Sukie..owr howse feals sew bad fur yew n dat thnder dat skeered yew, Jack n Harry. *. Bad thunder, *ai am sew sawry yoo gotted fwudded tew..waow..da holw town iz fwudded tew? *Oh MRRRRRRRRRRT!!! Wee liv neer Seattul akroz da pond were et iz famus fur da rain heer, but wee dunt git mutch thunder.. ai m gunna send BobQat N PookyKat weiif uh cuppl uff mai porters n wwh wyl rexue yew awl, yer hoominz tew, n yew kan stai wiff usses heer. *n ai wyl sned fudz n tentz n yoys fur da uther cats n doggies in yer town dat gotted fwudded. Da uthur hoomins wyl tayke kare uf demselfs..dund be skared, efferfing wyl be umapy..ai gotz lotzx uff rume in meh n MeOwy's bigbig howse. sew yew wyl beh sayfe heer. Umaky Den, wen yew wunna go bak, weh wyl port yew bak wiff fudz n efferfing yew need. Now wurriez at awl. . Nope. Yer gudgud frendz Mosey, *MeOwy *n owr *big famlee hoo luffs yew 'awl' Dis is da elevntyith of Duly n itz wanin! Da funder is awrful.....an da bigbig wane is wanin! Da town is fwudded, da stweet is fwudded, da gardun is fwudded n wese cant get inna owt! Ower cattewy is fwudded tuu! Meomie wus inna gardun wurkin pullin weedz n da wane wus nowhere tu bee seen. Dat wus fine, awl fings jist as they shood be. Da sun wus shinin inna sky an we had decided tu go owt n hewp Meomie (well,she wus takin tutu wong) n den da wane stawrted! Now as effury kitty knows kittiez n wane dussnt mix...no dey dusnt. * By da tyme Meomie got tu thu door, she wus soakin wetwet. *Paw had tu keep myne self back fwum wunnin n savin da Meomie.......sniff.......It raned n raned n raned n den wus da fundur ...it wumbled n roared n cwapped soso wowd dat me wus tewwified! .well dat wus enuff fur usses....me fur wun hid unner da sofa, Harry wan undur da stairs cubbyhurd n stayed dare. Jack wussnt scared doe n he jumped up onna cowntur n stawted wantin his chikkum...hees notted scared of much him isnt. Dus ennyfurrybuddy wanna swop howses fur a fue days?? Umh?? Or effun take away da fundur?? Hmh? Sukie (fwum unner the sofa)
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#6
July 17th 11, 11:23 PM
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A weffur repowrt fwum Scatland
Hi Lizzie!
Negst tyme da rane comes on, me will fill da water butt n port it offur tu yu! Den, if dats not enuff, yu can send it back n me will fill it agen....103 is hothothot! Me wud faint wiff dat heet. Dus yure Meomie haff hummin burdees? Dus yu eet dems? We onny has goldfynches but wees not awwowed tu eet dems...just watch dems....sigh. Sukie, happy da weffur has moved haway. On Jul 17, 9:04*pm, "Gramby" wrote: we wud like sum rane here. *It iz 103 in da out and gramby mofed her flour potz oudda sunshine kaze her said dem wud kook. * Her hadda kum bak in da houze fore he gotted dem all moffed kauze her runed out of air. *Now herself is sayink da hummink birdies wont git fed until dat sun goez down. *We sure kud uze sum of urown rane but wifout da funder. *Lizzie who doesn't like storms. "rafflescat" *wrote in message ... Dis is da elevntyith of Duly n itz wanin! Da funder is awrful.....an da bigbig wane is wanin! Da town is fwudded, da stweet is fwudded, da gardun is fwudded n wese cant get inna owt! Ower cattewy is fwudded tuu! Meomie wus inna gardun wurkin pullin weedz n da wane wus nowhere tu bee seen. Dat wus fine, awl fings jist as they shood be. Da sun wus shinin inna sky an we had decided tu go owt n hewp Meomie (well,she wus takin tutu wong) n den da wane stawrted! Now as effury kitty knows kittiez n wane dussnt mix...no dey dusnt. * By da tyme Meomie got tu thu door, she wus soakin wetwet. *Paw had tu keep myne self back fwum wunnin n savin da Meomie.......sniff.......It raned n raned n raned n den wus da fundur ...it wumbled n roared n cwapped soso wowd dat me wus tewwified! .well dat wus enuff fur usses....me fur wun hid unner da sofa, Harry wan undur da stairs cubbyhurd n stayed dare. Jack wussnt scared doe n he jumped up onna cowntur n stawted wantin his chikkum...hees notted scared of much him isnt. Dus ennyfurrybuddy wanna swop howses fur a fue days?? Umh?? Or effun take away da fundur?? Hmh? Sukie (fwum unner the sofa)
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#7
July 17th 11, 11:27 PM
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Hihi slinkymiss! Jack heer!
Purrhaps if me hadda gudgud sekatree wike yu me wudd get tu thu pawtree tu be wiff yu (evil glare at Meomie) but wud yu beleef it? I dussnt! Wemember me myne wuff....cuddels n kissus, Jack wiffa badbad Meomie whu furgot to get him chikkum and has to go for it now. On Jul 17, 9:18*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote: ursefz needsa come to da pawtee ta get away furm da rainz, Trudi"rafflescat" wrote in message ... Dis is da elevntyith of Duly n itz wanin! Da funder is awrful.....an da bigbig wane is wanin! Da town is fwudded, da stweet is fwudded, da gardun is fwudded n wese cant get inna owt! Ower cattewy is fwudded tuu! Meomie wus inna gardun wurkin pullin weedz n da wane wus nowhere tu bee seen. Dat wus fine, awl fings jist as they shood be. Da sun wus shinin inna sky an we had decided tu go owt n hewp Meomie (well,she wus takin tutu wong) n den da wane stawrted! Now as effury kitty knows kittiez n wane dussnt mix...no dey dusnt. * By da tyme Meomie got tu thu door, she wus soakin wetwet. *Paw had tu keep myne self back fwum wunnin n savin da Meomie.......sniff.......It raned n raned n raned n den wus da fundur ...it wumbled n roared n cwapped soso wowd dat me wus tewwified! .well dat wus enuff fur usses....me fur wun hid unner da sofa, Harry wan undur da stairs cubbyhurd n stayed dare. Jack wussnt scared doe n he jumped up onna cowntur n stawted wantin his chikkum...hees notted scared of much him isnt. Dus ennyfurrybuddy wanna swop howses fur a fue days?? Umh?? Or effun take away da fundur?? Hmh? Sukie (fwum unner the sofa)
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July 18th 11, 12:06 AM
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A weffur repowrt fwum Scatland
If annie ov uz wud effen go near dem birdies we wudent get annie gusy fudz
EFFER! Lizzie shuddering at the thought of what would happen. "rafflescat" wrote in message ... Hi Lizzie! Negst tyme da rane comes on, me will fill da water butt n port it offur tu yu! Den, if dats not enuff, yu can send it back n me will fill it agen....103 is hothothot! Me wud faint wiff dat heet. Dus yure Meomie haff hummin burdees? Dus yu eet dems? We onny has goldfynches but wees not awwowed tu eet dems...just watch dems....sigh. Sukie, happy da weffur has moved haway. On Jul 17, 9:04 pm, "Gramby" wrote: we wud like sum rane here. It iz 103 in da out and gramby mofed her flour potz oudda sunshine kaze her said dem wud kook. Her hadda kum bak in da houze fore he gotted dem all moffed kauze her runed out of air. Now herself is sayink da hummink birdies wont git fed until dat sun goez down. We sure kud uze sum of urown rane but wifout da funder. Lizzie who doesn't like storms. "rafflescat" wrote in message ... Dis is da elevntyith of Duly n itz wanin! Da funder is awrful.....an da bigbig wane is wanin! Da town is fwudded, da stweet is fwudded, da gardun is fwudded n wese cant get inna owt! Ower cattewy is fwudded tuu! Meomie wus inna gardun wurkin pullin weedz n da wane wus nowhere tu bee seen. Dat wus fine, awl fings jist as they shood be. Da sun wus shinin inna sky an we had decided tu go owt n hewp Meomie (well,she wus takin tutu wong) n den da wane stawrted! Now as effury kitty knows kittiez n wane dussnt mix...no dey dusnt. By da tyme Meomie got tu thu door, she wus soakin wetwet. Paw had tu keep myne self back fwum wunnin n savin da Meomie.......sniff.......It raned n raned n raned n den wus da fundur ...it wumbled n roared n cwapped soso wowd dat me wus tewwified! .well dat wus enuff fur usses....me fur wun hid unner da sofa, Harry wan undur da stairs cubbyhurd n stayed dare. Jack wussnt scared doe n he jumped up onna cowntur n stawted wantin his chikkum...hees notted scared of much him isnt. Dus ennyfurrybuddy wanna swop howses fur a fue days?? Umh?? Or effun take away da fundur?? Hmh? Sukie (fwum unner the sofa)
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July 18th 11, 12:13 AM
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A weffur repowrt fwum Scatland
(little black cat peeps out from under the sofa.. sniff sniff....) me not smellin rane!....(listens).....me not heerin enny fundur! WHEE HEE!! Harry come owt! Da rane has stopped! Whew! Dat fundur wus awrful! Mosey, old fwend fangs fur yure gudgud wishes. Dat awrful weffur is naow offur Wales n Irewand n dey will be gettin scared - me wus! Fink me mite just take yureownself up onna offur n port offur dare tu yure howse, can me bwing Harry? Hees a gudgud boy? Sukie Oh hai Sukie ai m sew gwad da rane haz qwit. Yoo r vury welkom fur da gud wishus. Uff korse yew kan bring Harry wiff yew n Jack tew iffen hym wuntz tew kome. Wee got lotza roomz n fudz n we kan hab sum nip fingz n yew kan awl kalm daown Da bitties wud luff tew see yoo. dey r sew funnee. dey r 4 munthz old now n sew kyoot. Yer furendz Mosey n MeOwy. On Jul 17, 9:01 pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote: OhhNOOOOO!!! dat iz horrubl Sukie..owr howse feals sew bad fur yew n dat thnder dat skeered yew, Jack n Harry. . Bad thunder, ai am sew sawry yoo gotted fwudded tew..waow..da holw town iz fwudded tew? Oh MRRRRRRRRRRT!!! Wee liv neer Seattul akroz da pond were et iz famus fur da rain heer, but wee dunt git mutch thunder.. ai m gunna send BobQat N PookyKat weiif uh cuppl uff mai porters n wwh wyl rexue yew awl, yer hoominz tew, n yew kan stai wiff usses heer. n ai wyl sned fudz n tentz n yoys fur da uther cats n doggies in yer town dat gotted fwudded. Da uthur hoomins wyl tayke kare uf demselfs..dund be skared, efferfing wyl be umapy..ai gotz lotzx uff rume in meh n MeOwy's bigbig howse. sew yew wyl beh sayfe heer. Umaky Den, wen yew wunna go bak, weh wyl port yew bak wiff fudz n efferfing yew need. Now wurriez at awl. . Nope. Yer gudgud frendz Mosey, MeOwy n owr big famlee hoo luffs yew 'awl' Dis is da elevntyith of Duly n itz wanin! Da funder is awrful.....an da bigbig wane is wanin! Da town is fwudded, da stweet is fwudded, da gardun is fwudded n wese cant get inna owt! Ower cattewy is fwudded tuu! Meomie wus inna gardun wurkin pullin weedz n da wane wus nowhere tu bee seen. Dat wus fine, awl fings jist as they shood be. Da sun wus shinin inna sky an we had decided tu go owt n hewp Meomie (well,she wus takin tutu wong) n den da wane stawrted! Now as effury kitty knows kittiez n wane dussnt mix...no dey dusnt. By da tyme Meomie got tu thu door, she wus soakin wetwet. Paw had tu keep myne self back fwum wunnin n savin da Meomie.......sniff.......It raned n raned n raned n den wus da fundur ...it wumbled n roared n cwapped soso wowd dat me wus tewwified! .well dat wus enuff fur usses....me fur wun hid unner da sofa, Harry wan undur da stairs cubbyhurd n stayed dare. Jack wussnt scared doe n he jumped up onna cowntur n stawted wantin his chikkum...hees notted scared of much him isnt. Dus ennyfurrybuddy wanna swop howses fur a fue days?? Umh?? Or effun take away da fundur?? Hmh? Sukie (fwum unner the sofa)
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July 18th 11, 01:58 AM
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A weffur repowrt fwum Scatland
bad sekatareez iz a ongowin purlim, butted no chickum??? i thinkz dat muzt
bea krime in catmerika, trudi "rafflescat" wrote in message ... Hihi slinkymiss! Jack heer! Purrhaps if me hadda gudgud sekatree wike yu me wudd get tu thu pawtree tu be wiff yu (evil glare at Meomie) but wud yu beleef it? I dussnt! Wemember me myne wuff....cuddels n kissus, Jack wiffa badbad Meomie whu furgot to get him chikkum and has to go for it now. On Jul 17, 9:18 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote: ursefz needsa come to da pawtee ta get away furm da rainz, Trudi"rafflescat" wrote in message ... Dis is da elevntyith of Duly n itz wanin! Da funder is awrful.....an da bigbig wane is wanin! Da town is fwudded, da stweet is fwudded, da gardun is fwudded n wese cant get inna owt! Ower cattewy is fwudded tuu! Meomie wus inna gardun wurkin pullin weedz n da wane wus nowhere tu bee seen. Dat wus fine, awl fings jist as they shood be. Da sun wus shinin inna sky an we had decided tu go owt n hewp Meomie (well,she wus takin tutu wong) n den da wane stawrted! Now as effury kitty knows kittiez n wane dussnt mix...no dey dusnt. By da tyme Meomie got tu thu door, she wus soakin wetwet. Paw had tu keep myne self back fwum wunnin n savin da Meomie.......sniff.......It raned n raned n raned n den wus da fundur ...it wumbled n roared n cwapped soso wowd dat me wus tewwified! .well dat wus enuff fur usses....me fur wun hid unner da sofa, Harry wan undur da stairs cubbyhurd n stayed dare. Jack wussnt scared doe n he jumped up onna cowntur n stawted wantin his chikkum...hees notted scared of much him isnt. Dus ennyfurrybuddy wanna swop howses fur a fue days?? Umh?? Or effun take away da fundur?? Hmh? Sukie (fwum unner the sofa)
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