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Old January 20th 12, 06:06 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Hihi diz iz O T ann we needz purrs for Unkle Furry. Auntie Soft is learnink
how ta kook on dat glazz top stofe. Him may be in grate danger of
starffink. Him iz a gud kook but her, Notz so muchez. Her gaff a man wiff
cicilian blud spaghetti O's fur lunchez. We mae haff to kall da sheriff on
diz one.

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Old January 20th 12, 06:37 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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On Fri, 20 Jan 2012 12:06:20 -0600, "Gramby"
wrote:

Hihi diz iz O T ann we needz purrs for Unkle Furry. Auntie Soft is learnink
how ta kook on dat glazz top stofe. Him may be in grate danger of
starffink. Him iz a gud kook but her, Notz so muchez. Her gaff a man wiff
cicilian blud spaghetti O's fur lunchez. We mae haff to kall da sheriff on
diz one.


effen hoomins must eet better dan dat badbad thing!
beauty disgusted calling for sherrifff
  #3  
Old January 20th 12, 06:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
MLB[_4_]
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On 01/20/2012 11:06 AM, Gramby wrote:
Hihi diz iz O T ann we needz purrs for Unkle Furry. Auntie Soft is
learnink how ta kook on dat glazz top stofe. Him may be in grate danger
of starffink. Him iz a gud kook but her, Notz so muchez. Her gaff a man
wiff cicilian blud spaghetti O's fur lunchez. We mae haff to kall da
sheriff on diz one.


'member dis: spagetios mai nott be hot coossine but hee won starf on
itz. TuTu
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Old January 20th 12, 06:56 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Harri Roadcat
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On Fri, 20 Jan 2012 12:06:20 -0600, Gramby wrote:

Hihi diz iz O T ann we needz purrs for Unkle Furry. Auntie Soft is
learnink how ta kook on dat glazz top stofe. Him may be in grate danger
of starffink. Him iz a gud kook but her, Notz so muchez. Her gaff a
man wiff cicilian blud spaghetti O's fur lunchez. We mae haff to kall
da sheriff on diz one.


Dis sounds dangerous. It might be as dangerous as lettin mineown Paw near
da stove wif a cooking pot in hand. We'z might haf to have FluffyKitz
'port over some hoomin fudz.

Harri
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Old January 20th 12, 07:06 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Dat wud be wonnerfulz ann wud protek himself from maybee haffink kanned sup
furr supperz. Him makez it from itch, I means skratch. O T still
catcenred.

"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ...

On Fri, 20 Jan 2012 12:06:20 -0600, Gramby wrote:

Hihi diz iz O T ann we needz purrs for Unkle Furry. Auntie Soft is
learnink how ta kook on dat glazz top stofe. Him may be in grate danger
of starffink. Him iz a gud kook but her, Notz so muchez. Her gaff a
man wiff cicilian blud spaghetti O's fur lunchez. We mae haff to kall
da sheriff on diz one.


Dis sounds dangerous. It might be as dangerous as lettin mineown Paw near
da stove wif a cooking pot in hand. We'z might haf to have FluffyKitz
'port over some hoomin fudz.

Harri

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Old January 21st 12, 01:00 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Default Purrs desperately needed

OKs, letz see watz we gotz. Purrz ov korse.

Chappy, help heer.

Take dis ham, itz gud gud efffen iffin not kooked.

Heerz sum yummy cheeze.

An letz steel dat loaf ov breed dat jest kame outovda breadmaker.

Reddy to port?

Booker portz ovur an gifz Anti Soft da bag ov fudz an tellz hur to make
Unka Furry a ham an cheeze samwich. Den weze teech hur how tu use da new
stofe fur a grilled ham n cheeze samwich. Dey iz bof gud, long as yu
share wif da kittiez.



On 1/20/2012 10:06 AM, Gramby wrote:
Hihi diz iz O T ann we needz purrs for Unkle Furry. Auntie Soft is
learnink how ta kook on dat glazz top stofe. Him may be in grate danger
of starffink. Him iz a gud kook but her, Notz so muchez. Her gaff a man
wiff cicilian blud spaghetti O's fur lunchez. We mae haff to kall da
sheriff on diz one.

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Old January 21st 12, 01:33 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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hey, it was those or veinna sausages his choice,... errm i wasn't awake yet,
soft
"Gramby" wrote in message
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Hihi diz iz O T ann we needz purrs for Unkle Furry. Auntie Soft is
learnink how ta kook on dat glazz top stofe. Him may be in grate danger
of starffink. Him iz a gud kook but her, Notz so muchez. Her gaff a man
wiff cicilian blud spaghetti O's fur lunchez. We mae haff to kall da
sheriff on diz one.



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Old January 21st 12, 01:35 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Purrs desperately needed

da stove purt she thinked wuld be hard, findin da burner izunt, but da stof
setting isa bite, OEJ
"Booker" wrote in message
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OKs, letz see watz we gotz. Purrz ov korse.

Chappy, help heer.

Take dis ham, itz gud gud efffen iffin not kooked.

Heerz sum yummy cheeze.

An letz steel dat loaf ov breed dat jest kame outovda breadmaker.

Reddy to port?

Booker portz ovur an gifz Anti Soft da bag ov fudz an tellz hur to make
Unka Furry a ham an cheeze samwich. Den weze teech hur how tu use da new
stofe fur a grilled ham n cheeze samwich. Dey iz bof gud, long as yu share
wif da kittiez.



On 1/20/2012 10:06 AM, Gramby wrote:
Hihi diz iz O T ann we needz purrs for Unkle Furry. Auntie Soft is
learnink how ta kook on dat glazz top stofe. Him may be in grate danger
of starffink. Him iz a gud kook but her, Notz so muchez. Her gaff a man
wiff cicilian blud spaghetti O's fur lunchez. We mae haff to kall da
sheriff on diz one.



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Old January 21st 12, 05:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_11_]
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Owr hoominz eet kanned soop n Pa iz heetin sum up rite nao.
But purrs fur da soft n furry innywai
Mosey


Dat wud be wonnerfulz ann wud protek himself from maybee haffink kanned sup
furr supperz. Him makez it from itch, I means skratch. O T still
catcenred.


"Harri Roadcat"



Hihi diz iz O T ann we needz purrs for Unkle Furry. Auntie Soft is
learnink how ta kook on dat glazz top stofe. Him may be in grate danger
of starffink. Him iz a gud kook but her, Notz so muchez. Her gaff a
man wiff cicilian blud spaghetti O's fur lunchez. We mae haff to kall
da sheriff on diz one.


Dis sounds dangerous. It might be as dangerous as lettin mineown Paw near
da stove wif a cooking pot in hand. We'z might haf to have FluffyKitz
'port over some hoomin fudz.

Harri

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Old January 21st 12, 06:08 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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"Gramby" wrote in message
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Hihi diz iz O T ann we needz purrs for Unkle Furry. Auntie Soft is
learnink how ta kook on dat glazz top stofe. Him may be in grate
danger of starffink. Him iz a gud kook but her, Notz so muchez. Her
gaff a man wiff cicilian blud spaghetti O's fur lunchez. We mae haff
to kall da sheriff on diz one.

Wud he lyke sum BBQ meowzeez onna stik?
--
Pitô.ônya

 




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