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Old January 21st 12, 02:56 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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so here we iz in owrz new howze, itz still itti bitti but itz bigger dan
owrz hotel compurtmint... so afur da furzt nite in jail we getted owt anna
hoominz wuz wif uses... so we decided ta tezt the kittee race twak... but da
vinelz monzterz iz twinta get uses into wrekz when we iz runnin, sumcatz
efin haf krashed into wallz anna ofur kitteez beclawz da vinelz monzterz
duzint 'low fur ****in... awso himz won't let uses uza turbo skratcher rite,
it takez sefural twyz ta get a good howld onna turbo skratcher... we iz
twinta figure a way ta defeet diz here vinel monzter but so fur itz sorta
winnin, OEJ fur herown howze


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Old January 21st 12, 04:12 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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On Jan 21, 9:56*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
so here we iz in owrz new howze, itz still itti bitti but itz bigger dan
owrz hotel compurtmint... so afur da furzt nite in jail we getted owt anna
hoominz wuz wif uses... so we decided ta tezt the kittee race twak... but da
vinelz monzterz iz twinta get uses into wrekz when we iz runnin, sumcatz
efin haf krashed into wallz anna ofur kitteez beclawz da vinelz monzterz
duzint 'low fur ****in... awso himz won't let uses uza turbo skratcher rite,
it takez sefural twyz ta get a good howld onna turbo skratcher... we iz
twinta figure a way ta defeet diz here vinel monzter but so fur itz sorta
winnin, OEJ fur herown howze


It still sounz gud. ReMEMfur dat annyfing pland an dezined by meer
hoomins needs da kittees to purr-FEK itted.

--
WooToo an Missy
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Old January 21st 12, 07:28 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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dat iz true, we iz dekoratin wif owrz furz az fazt az we kan but da hoominz
naturalee duzint aprecheate it, OEJ
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Jan 21, 9:56 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
so here we iz in owrz new howze, itz still itti bitti but itz bigger dan
owrz hotel compurtmint... so afur da furzt nite in jail we getted owt anna
hoominz wuz wif uses... so we decided ta tezt the kittee race twak... but
da
vinelz monzterz iz twinta get uses into wrekz when we iz runnin, sumcatz
efin haf krashed into wallz anna ofur kitteez beclawz da vinelz monzterz
duzint 'low fur ****in... awso himz won't let uses uza turbo skratcher
rite,
it takez sefural twyz ta get a good howld onna turbo skratcher... we iz
twinta figure a way ta defeet diz here vinel monzter but so fur itz sorta
winnin, OEJ fur herown howze


It still sounz gud. ReMEMfur dat annyfing pland an dezined by meer
hoomins needs da kittees to purr-FEK itted.

--
WooToo an Missy


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Old January 21st 12, 07:54 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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On Jan 21, 11:28*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
dat iz true, we iz dekoratin wif owrz furz az fazt az we kan but da hoominz
naturalee duzint aprecheate it, OEJ
"Will in New Haven" wrote in ...
On Jan 21, 9:56 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:

so here we iz in owrz new howze, itz still itti bitti but itz bigger dan
owrz hotel compurtmint... so afur da furzt nite in jail we getted owt anna
hoominz wuz wif uses... so we decided ta tezt the kittee race twak... but
da
vinelz monzterz iz twinta get uses into wrekz when we iz runnin, sumcatz
efin haf krashed into wallz anna ofur kitteez beclawz da vinelz monzterz
duzint 'low fur ****in... awso himz won't let uses uza turbo skratcher
rite,
it takez sefural twyz ta get a good howld onna turbo skratcher... we iz
twinta figure a way ta defeet diz here vinel monzter but so fur itz sorta
winnin, OEJ fur herown howze


It still sounz gud. ReMEMfur dat annyfing pland an dezined by meer
hoomins needs da kittees to purr-FEK itted.

--
WooToo an Missy


Dat saownz wike furry inspyring inteereur deckawayding, OEJ.
mm, juts wun kweschin fur da Inteereur Wepurrt. Dat about da "turbo
skwacher". Cud ai hab a bweef discwipshun ob itted?
Fur da wepurrt ob kors.
MeOwy
Sekritary ob Inteereur maddurs an stuf
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Old January 21st 12, 08:05 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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da turbo skratcher iz a beree kule thing, der iza cirkular twak, wiffa ball
init dat litez up when ursef smakz itsef, to make it go arownd ursef smakez
it hard... inna middle offa twak iza klaw skratcher whut iz awso beree
kule, dey kan bee seed onna petsmurt or walmurt sitez, OEJ
"Meowy" wrote in message
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On Jan 21, 11:28 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
dat iz true, we iz dekoratin wif owrz furz az fazt az we kan but da
hoominz
naturalee duzint aprecheate it, OEJ
"Will in New Haven" wrote in
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On Jan 21, 9:56 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:

so here we iz in owrz new howze, itz still itti bitti but itz bigger dan
owrz hotel compurtmint... so afur da furzt nite in jail we getted owt
anna
hoominz wuz wif uses... so we decided ta tezt the kittee race twak...
but
da
vinelz monzterz iz twinta get uses into wrekz when we iz runnin, sumcatz
efin haf krashed into wallz anna ofur kitteez beclawz da vinelz monzterz
duzint 'low fur ****in... awso himz won't let uses uza turbo skratcher
rite,
it takez sefural twyz ta get a good howld onna turbo skratcher... we iz
twinta figure a way ta defeet diz here vinel monzter but so fur itz
sorta
winnin, OEJ fur herown howze


It still sounz gud. ReMEMfur dat annyfing pland an dezined by meer
hoomins needs da kittees to purr-FEK itted.

--
WooToo an Missy


Dat saownz wike furry inspyring inteereur deckawayding, OEJ.
mm, juts wun kweschin fur da Inteereur Wepurrt. Dat about da "turbo
skwacher". Cud ai hab a bweef discwipshun ob itted?
Fur da wepurrt ob kors.
MeOwy
Sekritary ob Inteereur maddurs an stuf


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Old January 21st 12, 10:11 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat[_2_]
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On Jan 21, 2:56*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
so here we iz in owrz new howze, itz still itti bitti but itz bigger dan
owrz hotel compurtmint... so afur da furzt nite in jail we getted owt anna
hoominz wuz wif uses... so we decided ta tezt the kittee race twak... but da
vinelz monzterz iz twinta get uses into wrekz when we iz runnin, sumcatz
efin haf krashed into wallz anna ofur kitteez beclawz da vinelz monzterz
duzint 'low fur ****in... awso himz won't let uses uza turbo skratcher rite,
it takez sefural twyz ta get a good howld onna turbo skratcher... we iz
twinta figure a way ta defeet diz here vinel monzter but so fur itz sorta
winnin, OEJ fur herown howze


I wike da vinelz monsterz.......Sukie can't catch me cos I has thu
skid factor wurked owt tu thu intch!
Yuse gonna wuff it wen yu wurk dat owt
But howsit tu hav yure own fine howse agen?
Cleo thu Clingon (Gordon)
  #7  
Old January 21st 12, 10:12 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Da two sisterz kan feel ur paine, demhaz hardwood floorz and slide aroun on
dem all da timez.

"Meowy" wrote in message
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On Jan 21, 11:28 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
dat iz true, we iz dekoratin wif owrz furz az fazt az we kan but da
hoominz
naturalee duzint aprecheate it, OEJ
"Will in New Haven" wrote in
...
On Jan 21, 9:56 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:

so here we iz in owrz new howze, itz still itti bitti but itz bigger dan
owrz hotel compurtmint... so afur da furzt nite in jail we getted owt
anna
hoominz wuz wif uses... so we decided ta tezt the kittee race twak...
but
da
vinelz monzterz iz twinta get uses into wrekz when we iz runnin, sumcatz
efin haf krashed into wallz anna ofur kitteez beclawz da vinelz monzterz
duzint 'low fur ****in... awso himz won't let uses uza turbo skratcher
rite,
it takez sefural twyz ta get a good howld onna turbo skratcher... we iz
twinta figure a way ta defeet diz here vinel monzter but so fur itz
sorta
winnin, OEJ fur herown howze


It still sounz gud. ReMEMfur dat annyfing pland an dezined by meer
hoomins needs da kittees to purr-FEK itted.

--
WooToo an Missy


Dat saownz wike furry inspyring inteereur deckawayding, OEJ.
mm, juts wun kweschin fur da Inteereur Wepurrt. Dat about da "turbo
skwacher". Cud ai hab a bweef discwipshun ob itted?
Fur da wepurrt ob kors.
MeOwy
Sekritary ob Inteereur maddurs an stuf

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Old January 22nd 12, 12:08 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:12:09 -0600, Gramby wrote:

Da two sisterz kan feel ur paine, demhaz hardwood floorz and slide aroun on
dem all da timez.


Dis iz twoo! Howebber, we iz gettink used to dem, and onwy wose twakshun
ebbery now and den, swiding awounf wike widdle furry sprint-cars!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul.”
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

1/21/2012 7:06:42 PM
  #9  
Old January 22nd 12, 01:12 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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we iz well purlezed dat der iz no strangerz comin anna gowin, anna whenna
hoominz goez owt we duzint hafta go to jail anymore juzt into da big bedrum
but dat iz muc betterer dan into jail, OEJ
"rafflescat" wrote in message
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On Jan 21, 2:56 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
so here we iz in owrz new howze, itz still itti bitti but itz bigger dan
owrz hotel compurtmint... so afur da furzt nite in jail we getted owt anna
hoominz wuz wif uses... so we decided ta tezt the kittee race twak... but
da
vinelz monzterz iz twinta get uses into wrekz when we iz runnin, sumcatz
efin haf krashed into wallz anna ofur kitteez beclawz da vinelz monzterz
duzint 'low fur ****in... awso himz won't let uses uza turbo skratcher
rite,
it takez sefural twyz ta get a good howld onna turbo skratcher... we iz
twinta figure a way ta defeet diz here vinel monzter but so fur itz sorta
winnin, OEJ fur herown howze


I wike da vinelz monsterz.......Sukie can't catch me cos I has thu
skid factor wurked owt tu thu intch!
Yuse gonna wuff it wen yu wurk dat owt
But howsit tu hav yure own fine howse agen?
Cleo thu Clingon (Gordon)


  #10  
Old January 22nd 12, 01:13 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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i liksa idermint of gettin it down to slide owtta way atta lazt minute anna
letting anofur kittee krash, OEJ,
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
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On Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:12:09 -0600, Gramby wrote:

Da two sisterz kan feel ur paine, demhaz hardwood floorz and slide aroun
on
dem all da timez.


Dis iz twoo! Howebber, we iz gettink used to dem, and onwy wose twakshun
ebbery now and den, swiding awounf wike widdle furry sprint-cars!

--
Purrs,

Cyble & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

1/21/2012 7:06:42 PM



 




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