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  #201  
Old April 23rd 09, 02:57 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Ok, now that we've settled down, I'd just like to say that you folks are
pretty nice.

Mahalo.

I'll pop in from time to time. I may even put a video or pics of the
kitties in a link.

With much aloha,
TFM®

  #202  
Old April 23rd 09, 03:22 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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If he gets that wave thing going, where they part it just above the ear,
they spray it with hairspray so it blows like a sail in the air, we will
have to have a talks with the cats. They come in the rest area like that
and the ladies there have big fits about it. bald is cool.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
at least, if you are bald on top comb it where it goes, if its long on the
sides, comb it down, leave the top empty and get over it... the donald
will have enough money to make that attractive... bald isn't unattractive,
just the hiding it part is unattractive, Leee
"Granby" wrote in message
...
You should probably listen to your Mom. Just kidding, couldn't resist
the hair cut remark. So long as you are not bald on top, leave it long
but, when the top goes don't. JMO.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Apr 21, 11:18 pm, TFM® wrote:


I hope she knows how much I love her.


She knows. The cats can tell you if you listen. They can see the
Bridge. I don't know about religion and I have no idea of WHAT goes on
after we go but my Woo-Too is in touch with my Mom. I know that. Ever
since I got her after my Mom passed away she has been my connection to
Mom. I know, through her, that my Mom exists, that she loves us and
that she would like me to cut my hair.

So listen to to the cats. This does not mean you have to eat a lizard
if they give you one.

--
Will in New Haven






  #203  
Old April 23rd 09, 03:55 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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"Kyla =^..^=" wrote

TFM®
Ua Mau Ke Ea O Ka Aina I Ka Pono


Translation please?
Aloah
Kyla



I will translate it if you will promise to spell "aloha" correctly in the
future.

"Al" means "with"
"Oha" means "God"

When you say aloha, you are saying God is with us.

Aloha,
TFM®

  #204  
Old April 23rd 09, 06:54 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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"ScratchMonkey" wrote in
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"Granby" wrote in
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I don't even try and figure the math, just wait for someone to come
up with the answers! Works for me!


Isn't that what people did who got those subprime loans?


I thought it was the other way around - they knew the answer to the loan
application was 'yes' and just needed someone to come up with the numbers to
make the 'yes' seem to be the right answer :-)

Yowie
--
If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many
pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, icecream doesn't have bones.


  #205  
Old April 23rd 09, 08:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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"Yowie" wrote in
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I thought it was the other way around - they knew the answer to the
loan application was 'yes' and just needed someone to come up with the
numbers to make the 'yes' seem to be the right answer :-)


I recall that theory demonstrated a month or few back in the Non Sequitur
comic strip.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non_Sequitur_(comic_strip)

Oh, boy! Today's strip is cat-related!

http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2009/04/23/
  #206  
Old April 23rd 09, 02:34 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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On Apr 22, 10:22*pm, "Granby" wrote:
If he gets that wave thing going, where they part it just above the ear,
they spray it with hairspray so it blows like a sail in the air, we will
have to have a talks with the cats. *They come in the rest area like that
and the ladies there have big fits about it. *bald is cool."Stormmee" wrote in message

...



at least, if you are bald on top comb it where it goes, if its long on the
sides, comb it down, leave the top empty and get over it... the donald
will have enough money to make that attractive... bald isn't unattractive,
just the hiding it part is unattractive, Lee


If I were losing hair I would shave it all off. I still have a full
head of hair, almost none of it gray. My beard and mustache have more
gray in them. WooToo likes to groom the mustache, so it HAS to stay.

--
Will in New Haven



"Granby" wrote in message
...
You should probably listen to your Mom. *Just kidding, couldn't resist
the hair cut remark. *So long as you are not bald on top, leave it long
but, when the top goes don't. *JMO.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
....
On Apr 21, 11:18 pm, TFM® wrote:


I hope she knows how much I love her.


She knows. The cats can tell you if you listen. They can see the
Bridge. I don't know about religion and I have no idea of WHAT goes on
after we go but my Woo-Too is in touch with my Mom. I know that. Ever
since I got her after my Mom passed away she has been my connection to
Mom. I know, through her, that my Mom exists, that she loves us and
that she would like me to cut my hair.


So listen to to the cats. This does not mean you have to eat a lizard
if they give you one.


--
Will in New Haven- Hide quoted text -


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  #207  
Old April 23rd 09, 05:18 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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will the deal here is not what or where the hair is... it , for me is,
1. is it clean, and
2, is it where it is supposed to be...
grey, or lack of hair is not an issue for me, its when men, and women too,
try and have a hairstyle that is obviousl not the right place for the
hair... if i were single mine would be about 3 inches all over, and then it
would just need a wash and it would curl on its own as it dried... but DH
likes long so i keep the back long and the top shorter... a shaved head on
the right man is also very attractive.

Lee
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Apr 22, 10:22 pm, "Granby" wrote:
If he gets that wave thing going, where they part it just above the ear,
they spray it with hairspray so it blows like a sail in the air, we will
have to have a talks with the cats. They come in the rest area like that
and the ladies there have big fits about it. bald is cool."Stormmee"
wrote in message

...



at least, if you are bald on top comb it where it goes, if its long on
the
sides, comb it down, leave the top empty and get over it... the donald
will have enough money to make that attractive... bald isn't
unattractive,
just the hiding it part is unattractive, Lee


If I were losing hair I would shave it all off. I still have a full
head of hair, almost none of it gray. My beard and mustache have more
gray in them. WooToo likes to groom the mustache, so it HAS to stay.

--
Will in New Haven



"Granby" wrote in message
...
You should probably listen to your Mom. Just kidding, couldn't resist
the hair cut remark. So long as you are not bald on top, leave it long
but, when the top goes don't. JMO.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Apr 21, 11:18 pm, TFM® wrote:


I hope she knows how much I love her.


She knows. The cats can tell you if you listen. They can see the
Bridge. I don't know about religion and I have no idea of WHAT goes on
after we go but my Woo-Too is in touch with my Mom. I know that. Ever
since I got her after my Mom passed away she has been my connection to
Mom. I know, through her, that my Mom exists, that she loves us and
that she would like me to cut my hair.


So listen to to the cats. This does not mean you have to eat a lizard
if they give you one.


--
Will in New Haven- Hide quoted text -


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  #208  
Old April 23rd 09, 06:25 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Will in New Haven
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On Apr 23, 12:18*pm, "Stormmee" wrote:
will the deal here is not what or where the hair is... it , for me is,
1. is it clean, and
2, is it where it is supposed to be...
grey, or lack of hair is not an issue for me, its when men, and women too,
try and have a hairstyle that is obviousl not the right place for the
hair... if i were single mine would be about 3 inches all over, and then it
would just need a wash and it would curl on its own as it dried... but DH
likes long so i keep the back long and the top shorter... a shaved head on
the right man is also very attractive.


Well, under any and all circumstances, I think of myself as the right
man. That's why that song is about me.

:-,)

--
Will in New Haven



Lee
"Will in New Haven" wrote in ...
On Apr 22, 10:22 pm, "Granby" wrote:





If he gets that wave thing going, where they part it just above the ear,
they spray it with hairspray so it blows like a sail in the air, we will
have to have a talks with the cats. They come in the rest area like that
and the ladies there have big fits about it. bald is cool."Stormmee"
wrote in message


...


at least, if you are bald on top comb it where it goes, if its long on
the
sides, comb it down, leave the top empty and get over it... the donald
will have enough money to make that attractive... bald isn't
unattractive,
just the hiding it part is unattractive, Lee


If I were losing hair I would shave it all off. I still have a full
head of hair, almost none of it gray. My beard and mustache have more
gray in them. WooToo likes to groom the mustache, so it HAS to stay.

--
Will in New Haven



"Granby" wrote in message
...
You should probably listen to your Mom. Just kidding, couldn't resist
the hair cut remark. So long as you are not bald on top, leave it long
but, when the top goes don't. JMO.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Apr 21, 11:18 pm, TFM® wrote:


I hope she knows how much I love her.


She knows. The cats can tell you if you listen. They can see the
Bridge. I don't know about religion and I have no idea of WHAT goes on
after we go but my Woo-Too is in touch with my Mom. I know that. Ever
since I got her after my Mom passed away she has been my connection to
Mom. I know, through her, that my Mom exists, that she loves us and
that she would like me to cut my hair.


So listen to to the cats. This does not mean you have to eat a lizard
if they give you one.


--
Will in New Haven- Hide quoted text -


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  #209  
Old April 23rd 09, 08:18 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Granby
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Ok, we will leave you alone it is just we both work in the same type of
environment and see as we described all the time.

I have often wondered why men pay the price for a haircut when they only
have a 2 inch fringe above their ears. Seems a waste to me.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Apr 22, 10:22 pm, "Granby" wrote:
If he gets that wave thing going, where they part it just above the ear,
they spray it with hairspray so it blows like a sail in the air, we will
have to have a talks with the cats. They come in the rest area like that
and the ladies there have big fits about it. bald is cool."Stormmee"
wrote in message

...



at least, if you are bald on top comb it where it goes, if its long on
the
sides, comb it down, leave the top empty and get over it... the donald
will have enough money to make that attractive... bald isn't
unattractive,
just the hiding it part is unattractive, Lee


If I were losing hair I would shave it all off. I still have a full
head of hair, almost none of it gray. My beard and mustache have more
gray in them. WooToo likes to groom the mustache, so it HAS to stay.

--
Will in New Haven



"Granby" wrote in message
...
You should probably listen to your Mom. Just kidding, couldn't resist
the hair cut remark. So long as you are not bald on top, leave it long
but, when the top goes don't. JMO.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Apr 21, 11:18 pm, TFM® wrote:


I hope she knows how much I love her.


She knows. The cats can tell you if you listen. They can see the
Bridge. I don't know about religion and I have no idea of WHAT goes on
after we go but my Woo-Too is in touch with my Mom. I know that. Ever
since I got her after my Mom passed away she has been my connection to
Mom. I know, through her, that my Mom exists, that she loves us and
that she would like me to cut my hair.


So listen to to the cats. This does not mean you have to eat a lizard
if they give you one.


--
Will in New Haven- Hide quoted text -


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  #210  
Old April 23rd 09, 08:20 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Granby
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;) modest too!!!
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Apr 23, 12:18 pm, "Stormmee" wrote:
will the deal here is not what or where the hair is... it , for me is,
1. is it clean, and
2, is it where it is supposed to be...
grey, or lack of hair is not an issue for me, its when men, and women too,
try and have a hairstyle that is obviousl not the right place for the
hair... if i were single mine would be about 3 inches all over, and then
it
would just need a wash and it would curl on its own as it dried... but DH
likes long so i keep the back long and the top shorter... a shaved head on
the right man is also very attractive.


Well, under any and all circumstances, I think of myself as the right
man. That's why that song is about me.

:-,)

--
Will in New Haven



Lee
"Will in New Haven" wrote in
...
On Apr 22, 10:22 pm, "Granby" wrote:





If he gets that wave thing going, where they part it just above the ear,
they spray it with hairspray so it blows like a sail in the air, we will
have to have a talks with the cats. They come in the rest area like that
and the ladies there have big fits about it. bald is cool."Stormmee"
wrote in message


...


at least, if you are bald on top comb it where it goes, if its long on
the
sides, comb it down, leave the top empty and get over it... the donald
will have enough money to make that attractive... bald isn't
unattractive,
just the hiding it part is unattractive, Lee


If I were losing hair I would shave it all off. I still have a full
head of hair, almost none of it gray. My beard and mustache have more
gray in them. WooToo likes to groom the mustache, so it HAS to stay.

--
Will in New Haven



"Granby" wrote in message
...
You should probably listen to your Mom. Just kidding, couldn't resist
the hair cut remark. So long as you are not bald on top, leave it
long
but, when the top goes don't. JMO.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in
message
...
On Apr 21, 11:18 pm, TFM® wrote:


I hope she knows how much I love her.


She knows. The cats can tell you if you listen. They can see the
Bridge. I don't know about religion and I have no idea of WHAT goes
on
after we go but my Woo-Too is in touch with my Mom. I know that. Ever
since I got her after my Mom passed away she has been my connection
to
Mom. I know, through her, that my Mom exists, that she loves us and
that she would like me to cut my hair.


So listen to to the cats. This does not mean you have to eat a lizard
if they give you one.


--
Will in New Haven- Hide quoted text -


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