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Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty



 
 
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Old February 4th 11, 08:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Amelia
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Default Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty

Dat wood be grate! Harri started dis cwub? I wood wike tu be a memfur of
dat! Cood we possiblee fowm a catburglin gwoop tu steel dat pwuginfingy
frum da kichen??

Harry


Oh, that sounds like it could be fun! We could arrange for a bunch of
commando-kitties to teleport to your kitchen and unplug the thingy. Or
maybe even replace it with one of my special mouse-callers.

Amelia
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Old February 4th 11, 09:26 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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perhaz ifin ursef repoztz diz wekan haffa meetin anna see whu wantsa be
memfurz, OEJ, still strainin herown brainz
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
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On Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:35:56 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:

i vaglee remfurz diz but i iz notted reallee sure, OEJ, strain herown
brain


You can find da 'nouncement at http://tinyurl.com/MightyHuntersClub

Harri



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Old February 4th 11, 09:26 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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diz wuld bea gud idermint, OEJ
"Amelia" wrote in message
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Dat wood be grate! Harri started dis cwub? I wood wike tu be a memfur of
dat! Cood we possiblee fowm a catburglin gwoop tu steel dat pwuginfingy
frum da kichen??

Harry


Oh, that sounds like it could be fun! We could arrange for a bunch of
commando-kitties to teleport to your kitchen and unplug the thingy. Or
maybe even replace it with one of my special mouse-callers.

Amelia



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Old February 4th 11, 09:41 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Feb 4, 8:27*pm, MLB wrote:
rafflescat wrote:
Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me
feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da
followin......
Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a
wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie.
Thare! *Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............


Meomie had goned tu bed fur da nite n me wus on gard dooty. Me wus on
myne rownds an me heerd it - skwaiping, skwaiping at da skirtin. Me
zeeroed wite in on da skirtin an wayted. Jack felled asweep, Smokey
felled asweep - but me? No, me new myne dooty n me wayted.
Soonsoon, dat normus mowsie gotted bwaive...he sneekt owt offa hole
inna hardwood dat Meomie wus sik of complainin tu Paw abowt. *Me wus
waytin dare fur him.....
Me did wat kittiez has dun synce tyme immemoryle...me kilt him!
Meomie gotted up inna mornin n me wus zosted....jist zosted.
Awl wus well untyl Meomie fownded da mowsie hedd......well, untyl hur
barefoot fownded it ennyway - she sqweemed n sqweemed n hoppt abowt
wike a hiland fwing fury! Paw got waked up wiffa sqweemin n dancin n
he started waffin! He waffed n waffed n Meomie gotted madder n
madder...she wus twyn tu wosh hur foot inna sink n she coodnt get hur
weg hi enuff to get it inna sink. Paw started waffin awl offur agen at
dis sad site.
Meomie went inna showur n Paw went inna kichen n made tea. Me wus
feelin a wittle sikk bye dis tyme n me hadta hurk. Me hurked awl offur
da kichen fwoor n Paw stopped waffin ....I purrdooced da west off da
mowsie! Me told yu it wus normus?
Meomie went tu da lektricity shop dat same day, n bott a fing dat
pwugs inna wall n scares mowsies awl da tyme..dares neffur bin anuffur
mowsie since dat tyme...n mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty. But wunce,
jist wunce.................


Harry, reminisin


Harry, I ghes yu get da grand priz fur dat repert., *Yu ned a statu in
yur honr. *Yus brav an wys. *TuTu


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Old February 4th 11, 09:43 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Harry, I ghes yu get da grand priz fur dat repert., *Yu ned a statu in
yur honr. *Yus brav an wys. *TuTu


Awh......fangu TuTu! Dats nyse of yu to say so.

Harry, bwushin
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Old February 4th 11, 09:47 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Feb 4, 8:34*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
it wuza mowseez fawt, ifin dey iz in mowsees dey shuld pikcsa howze whut
duzint kontain kittez, chester the injester, of efurthin 'ceptin mowsees,"rafflescat" wrote in message



Me joyed da mowsie murdur!
Wus Meomies sqweemin n dansin me diddnut joy....n da hurkin n da
pwuggyinfingy.

Harry
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Old February 4th 11, 09:50 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Yoozefl twoowy gotted a tayst ob yoo purrtentshul fyoochur as a bwakk
gnite kittee.
Butted gnot tew feer. Dey can tayk aweigh yoor mice, butted dey can
NEFFUR tayk aweigh yoor bwayv hart.
MeOwy, amyring da gnite-in-wayding, Sur Harry


Oh MeOwy! Dats wunnerfil.....fangu!

Harry - assuming knightly posture
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Old February 4th 11, 09:52 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Feb 4, 8:44*pm, Amelia wrote:
Dat wood be grate! Harri started dis cwub? I wood wike tu be a memfur of
dat! Cood we possiblee fowm a catburglin gwoop tu steel dat pwuginfingy
frum da kichen??


Harry


Oh, that sounds like it could be fun! We could arrange for a bunch of
commando-kitties to teleport to your kitchen and unplug the thingy. Or
maybe even replace it with one of my special mouse-callers.

Amelia


Yay!! But whu wood organize dat? Amelia.....dus yu know a kitty wiff
enuff speriense? Mees shure Sukie wood joyne in, she hates dat
pwuginfingy tuu!

Harry
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Old February 4th 11, 11:24 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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"rafflescat" wrote in message
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Yoozefl twoowy gotted a tayst ob yoo purrtentshul fyoochur as a bwakk
gnite kittee.
Butted gnot tew feer. Dey can tayk aweigh yoor mice, butted dey can
NEFFUR tayk aweigh yoor bwayv hart.
MeOwy, amyring da gnite-in-wayding, Sur Harry


Oh MeOwy! Dats wunnerfil.....fangu!

Harry - assuming knightly posture


Wow oh wow!
Ar yu shur dat dat BIG mwowwzee wuzzint uh Ratte?
Yu shur did gudgud, an wunzt wuz e-nuff!
Pit.nya

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Old February 5th 11, 05:39 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Fri, 4 Feb 2011 12:05:01 -0800 (PST),
rafflescat's nimble, little paws typed:

dares neffur bin anuffur
mowsie since dat tyme...n mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty. But wunce,
jist wunce.................

Harry, reminisin


Meow, Harry,

Dat wuz an innerestink story beclawz I haff
nebber eben *seen* a mowsie! Celp ob cawse, Mr.
Mowsie, da liddle fleece won wif da nip
compartment dat da hooman keeps full...

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.”
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/5/2011 12:38:34 PM
 




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