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On Fri, 11 May 2012 16:05:52 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:
oej blushes to the tips of her whiskers and smiles, why dat wuld be nize, duz ursef wantsa share deze eggz? OEJ Oh yes, fangu. An I'z gotz lots of bacum left dat wez could share. An some creme. STTom |
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dat wuld be loflee, i likez da kreme... she makes her way to her frund and
sits daintilee on a kushin... so how haz ursef benned? OEJ "Short-Tailed Tom" wrote in message ... On Fri, 11 May 2012 16:05:52 -0500, Storrmmee wrote: oej blushes to the tips of her whiskers and smiles, why dat wuld be nize, duz ursef wantsa share deze eggz? OEJ Oh yes, fangu. An I'z gotz lots of bacum left dat wez could share. An some creme. STTom |
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On Fri, 11 May 2012 16:30:42 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:
dat wuld be loflee, i likez da kreme... she makes her way to her frund and sits daintilee on a kushin... so how haz ursef benned? OEJ Well, Iz been purrty busy. Southern Catifurnia din't get no winter, so we'z been working wif da wild aminals in da hills to figger out ways to get da hoomins to do fings to prevent big fires dis summer. Dats kinda hard, since da hoomins can be kind of slow sumtimes. An wez been making notes of all da springs an watering holes and leaky faucets so dat all da wild aminals an kitties what don't want to live in howzes will haf places to get water. But dat's all purrty well taken care of, so I'z finally gotz some time fur a bacation! How haf you been doing? I know dat Unca Serge left fur da Bridge, an dat made all da aminals sad. STTom |
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ted sayz i iz dowin purtee gud but i hasta take twu pillz a day now, she
sayz diz shuld fix mine thyroid anna i should be ok fura long time yet, owrz new howze iz beree kule 'cept dat da vynelz floorz sidez wiffa hoominz, it letz den clean up hurkez anna hairz ezilee anna it awso letz dem katch uses zer awso... diz porter idermint iz beree kule, OEJ "Short-Tailed Tom" wrote in message ... On Fri, 11 May 2012 16:30:42 -0500, Storrmmee wrote: dat wuld be loflee, i likez da kreme... she makes her way to her frund and sits daintilee on a kushin... so how haz ursef benned? OEJ Well, Iz been purrty busy. Southern Catifurnia din't get no winter, so we'z been working wif da wild aminals in da hills to figger out ways to get da hoomins to do fings to prevent big fires dis summer. Dats kinda hard, since da hoomins can be kind of slow sumtimes. An wez been making notes of all da springs an watering holes and leaky faucets so dat all da wild aminals an kitties what don't want to live in howzes will haf places to get water. But dat's all purrty well taken care of, so I'z finally gotz some time fur a bacation! How haf you been doing? I know dat Unca Serge left fur da Bridge, an dat made all da aminals sad. STTom |
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"Ranger McDude" On Fri, 11 May 2012 08:32:29 -0500, Gramby wrote: Lizzy jumps up and down excitedly, dere iza plaze hear here kalled moonshine, it haza a kampink groun anna a lake full of fishies. Is dat da one in Martinsville? Dat looks inneresting. Ranger liking the idea of a Moonburger Ooo, dat saownz gudgud Ranger. ai hab nebur had uh Moonburger. arr dey nommy? ai wud wike sum nip fryz n uh nip shayk wif myne. Pipps --stravin' |
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A small jet-powered helicopter flies high over the central Illinois countryside. A portly orange tabby girlcat is at the controls, with an equally portly orange boycat in the right seat. Both watch out the windows, seeing the flat land covered with small farms and an occasional small town roll past below them. When they cross a busy interstate highway the boycat consults a navigation chart. As he sees that they are getting close to the Illinois/Indiana state line he says "I fink we'z getting close, Harri". The pilot cat flips a switch on the control panel and as the engine noise drops to almost nothing she says "Ok, OT, we're in silent mode now. Let's drop down and see if we can spot the place." Harri snaps the chopper inverted and pulls on the stick until they're dropping straight down. At a very low altitude she pulls on the stick again and levels off, and OT can be heard gulping loudly. OT spots a large stand of trees and points, and Harri guides the chopper to the indicated area. Below them the two cats see a large wood of deciduous trees and bushes with a lovely meadow in an opening near the middle. A smaller clearing nearby is just the right size to land the chopper, so that's where Harri heads. They touch down and shut off the engine, then Harri hops lightly out of the cockpit and OT climbs shakily to the ground then sits down. "Boy, Harri, dis is a purrty place, and I smell flowers." Harri comes and sits beside him. "Yep, it is purrty. And I smell doze fowlers too. And I smell... could it be... YES! BACON! I smell BACON!" Harri leaps to her paws and dashes off towards the larger clearing. OT sighs softly and trots after her. When Harri reaches the larger clearing she sees a large tent on the far side of the clearing, large enough to house at least a dozen cats. The screened windows are open and the walls of the tent ripple gently in the breeze. Patches of bright yellow and pink flowers in the clearing also wave in time with the tent walls. Next to the big tent is another tent of strange construction, with another patch of meadow visible through it. Harri then notices a shade canopy erected over a full camp kitchen. Amelia is at the stove, just transferring a batch of crisp bacon strips from a frying pan to a warming tray. Next to the warming tray of bacon is one loaded with scrambled eggs, one with toast, one with waffles, and a cooler full of creme. "Amelia, youz just in time. I'z would like a bigbig bunch of dat bacon and big bowl of creme fur me an OT. OT, you wants some eggz too?" Amelia huffs and snorts, then prepares a couple of plates with bacon and eggs and waves for Harri to come get them. Amelia: "Here, you two can find a seat in the meadow, or you can sit in the meadow in Catifurnia." Harri: "Catifurnia is a long trip even in the caticopter, grumpybutt." Amelia: "Didn't look around before you started hollering for food, did you? See that canvas frame beside my tent? That's a static teleporter, open to a meadow in the mountains just east of Cleopatra's estate in Catifurnia. Sammy and Ranger are over in that meadow." Harri and OT grab their plates and wander over to the teleporter and look through. On the Catifurnia side of the portal Sammy and Ranger have cushions spread the meadow, and appear to have just settled down for a nap. Pipps ports in and says hi to her friends and goes over to where Ranger is napping out and tries to wake him up.. without any luck. BOSH she says..and goes over and helps herself to some bacon and eggs, and a muffin. She sits down with her friends and enjoys the beautiful day with them and soon Ranger wakes up and.... |
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On Fri, 11 May 2012 17:05:36 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:
ted sayz i iz dowin purtee gud but i hasta take twu pillz a day now, she sayz diz shuld fix mine thyroid anna i should be ok fura long time yet, owrz new howze iz beree kule 'cept dat da vynelz floorz sidez wiffa hoominz, it letz den clean up hurkez anna hairz ezilee anna it awso letz dem katch uses zer awso... diz porter idermint iz beree kule, OEJ I iz glad to hear dat you is doing well. Not hafing hoomins I don't haf to worry bout being given pills, but I would fink dat it wouldn't be tootoo bad long as it makez you feel betterer. Iz too bad bout da floors, dough. Carpets is gud cuz it's harder to clean up when a kitty hurks! An yes, I really like 'porter arrangement. STTom "Short-Tailed Tom" wrote in message ... On Fri, 11 May 2012 16:30:42 -0500, Storrmmee wrote: dat wuld be loflee, i likez da kreme... she makes her way to her frund and sits daintilee on a kushin... so how haz ursef benned? OEJ Well, Iz been purrty busy. Southern Catifurnia din't get no winter, so we'z been working wif da wild aminals in da hills to figger out ways to get da hoomins to do fings to prevent big fires dis summer. Dats kinda hard, since da hoomins can be kind of slow sumtimes. An wez been making notes of all da springs an watering holes and leaky faucets so dat all da wild aminals an kitties what don't want to live in howzes will haf places to get water. But dat's all purrty well taken care of, so I'z finally gotz some time fur a bacation! How haf you been doing? I know dat Unca Serge left fur da Bridge, an dat made all da aminals sad. STTom |
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i likez gettin mine pillz anna i sumtimez hasta wake soft up to get dem,
when furree wuz dowin it i woked him up awso, but now beclawz him getted stroked him can't get me da pill anna mine mowf opin, i sure hope himz getz betterer beclawz himz duzit qwiker dan da soft... mine momcat teeched me howto lif wifowt hoominz beclawz she didnt truzt too manee of dem, but az long az deze hoominz iz here i willz keep dem, dey iz twained purtee gud... duz ursef supoze ursef will efur trwta twain sum hoominz? we can eat dinner on da side wiz on den we kan haffa deezert onna ofur side ifin ursef likez, OEJ "Short-Tailed Tom" wrote in message ... On Fri, 11 May 2012 17:05:36 -0500, Storrmmee wrote: ted sayz i iz dowin purtee gud but i hasta take twu pillz a day now, she sayz diz shuld fix mine thyroid anna i should be ok fura long time yet, owrz new howze iz beree kule 'cept dat da vynelz floorz sidez wiffa hoominz, it letz den clean up hurkez anna hairz ezilee anna it awso letz dem katch uses zer awso... diz porter idermint iz beree kule, OEJ I iz glad to hear dat you is doing well. Not hafing hoomins I don't haf to worry bout being given pills, but I would fink dat it wouldn't be tootoo bad long as it makez you feel betterer. Iz too bad bout da floors, dough. Carpets is gud cuz it's harder to clean up when a kitty hurks! An yes, I really like 'porter arrangement. STTom "Short-Tailed Tom" wrote in message ... On Fri, 11 May 2012 16:30:42 -0500, Storrmmee wrote: dat wuld be loflee, i likez da kreme... she makes her way to her frund and sits daintilee on a kushin... so how haz ursef benned? OEJ Well, Iz been purrty busy. Southern Catifurnia din't get no winter, so we'z been working wif da wild aminals in da hills to figger out ways to get da hoomins to do fings to prevent big fires dis summer. Dats kinda hard, since da hoomins can be kind of slow sumtimes. An wez been making notes of all da springs an watering holes and leaky faucets so dat all da wild aminals an kitties what don't want to live in howzes will haf places to get water. But dat's all purrty well taken care of, so I'z finally gotz some time fur a bacation! How haf you been doing? I know dat Unca Serge left fur da Bridge, an dat made all da aminals sad. STTom |
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On Wed, 16 May 2012 10:00:41 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:
i likez gettin mine pillz anna i sumtimez hasta wake soft up to get dem, when furree wuz dowin it i woked him up awso, but now beclawz him getted stroked him can't get me da pill anna mine mowf opin, i sure hope himz getz betterer beclawz himz duzit qwiker dan da soft... Da Highland kitties tolded me the same fing. Certain hoomins duz certains fings betterer. It's just hard sometimes to figger out which hoomins is gud at what fings. duz ursef supoze ursef will efur trwta twain sum hoominz? Prolly not. Da area where I lifs is a purrty rough area, and dere isn't many cat-loving hoomins round here. But dat's ok - I gots lots of places where I get shelter, and lots of places fur fudz, and lots of friends. So I'z will prolly stay a hoominless kitty. Unless da Highland kitties move back to Highland! we can eat dinner on da side wiz on den we kan haffa deezert onna ofur side ifin ursef likez, OEJ Ooh, I would like dat! STTom |
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what duz ursef spoze iza derzert? i didunt see dat, i hope itz sumfin wiffa
nip anna kreme, OEJ "Short-Tailed Tom" wrote in message ... On Wed, 16 May 2012 10:00:41 -0500, Storrmmee wrote: i likez gettin mine pillz anna i sumtimez hasta wake soft up to get dem, when furree wuz dowin it i woked him up awso, but now beclawz him getted stroked him can't get me da pill anna mine mowf opin, i sure hope himz getz betterer beclawz himz duzit qwiker dan da soft... Da Highland kitties tolded me the same fing. Certain hoomins duz certains fings betterer. It's just hard sometimes to figger out which hoomins is gud at what fings. duz ursef supoze ursef will efur trwta twain sum hoominz? Prolly not. Da area where I lifs is a purrty rough area, and dere isn't many cat-loving hoomins round here. But dat's ok - I gots lots of places where I get shelter, and lots of places fur fudz, and lots of friends. So I'z will prolly stay a hoominless kitty. Unless da Highland kitties move back to Highland! we can eat dinner on da side wiz on den we kan haffa deezert onna ofur side ifin ursef likez, OEJ Ooh, I would like dat! STTom |
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