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Old November 9th 11, 12:39 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gandalf[_4_]
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Default todai iz mine akwizishun dai!

wun yeer ago todai, mai hoomin camed tu da onli howse ai effer liffed at
anna putted myownself inna metalmonstur, anna catnapped myownself tu mai
gnu hoam!

at first, ai dident wike it heer at awl! nawt wun bit!

ai hided inna da big rum undur ware mai hoomin liffs, fur a long tiem.

den, it gotten bery, bery cold inna dat big rum, anna ai desided tu stai
inna rum wif da bed inna it. it wuz warmur der.

mai gnu hoomin waz gnice tu myownself, but ai was bery, bery skeered fur
a longlong tiem.

den wun day, win ai had bin in mai gnu howze fur a pweti long tiem dere
wuz a taltal pwatform ware ai cud clime up onna it, anna wook outta da
windoe!

ai waz stil scared, butted gnow ai hadda pwace ware ai cud cee most uf
mai gnu howze, alla da tiem! did ai menshun ai cud wook outta da windoe,
tu?

it taked myownself a longlong tiem befoar ai wazunt skeered awl uf da
tiem

butted ai desided dat mai gnu hoomin iz a guddud hoomin, anna gnow ai em
bery, bery happi tu lif inna mai gnu howze, wif mai gnu hoomin.

ai finks dat ai wil keeps him.

he gibs myownself tweets ebery gnite befoar he goez to sweep. anna ai
getz fwesh 'nip, tu! anna he scritches mai eerz alla da tiem.

it tuk myownself a wong tiem, butted nao ai em happi dat ai lif heer,
awl uf da tiem

an, mai hoomin gifed myownself fanci feest todai, tu!

lorili, da happi tabbi wif da pwitti blu eyez
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Old November 9th 11, 12:40 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Amelia T Cat
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Default todai iz mine akwizishun dai!

it tuk myownself a wong tiem, butted nao ai em happi dat ai lif heer,
awl uf da tiem

an, mai hoomin gifed myownself fanci feest todai, tu!

lorili, da happi tabbi wif da pwitti blu eyez


Concatulations, Lorelei! Acquisition Day is a big event, and it is
definitely worth celebrating.

You definitely found one of the good humans, and he is definitely worth
keeping. May you have many happy years with Gandalf.

Amelia
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Old November 9th 11, 12:40 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Default todai iz mine akwizishun dai!

Pilett is amazed. My gudnez hazit been a yearz aleaddi? Congratulation on
trainink ur hooman in suchez a shortz times.

"Gandalf" wrote in message
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wun yeer ago todai, mai hoomin camed tu da onli howse ai effer liffed at
anna putted myownself inna metalmonstur, anna catnapped myownself tu mai
gnu hoam!

at first, ai dident wike it heer at awl! nawt wun bit!

ai hided inna da big rum undur ware mai hoomin liffs, fur a long tiem.

den, it gotten bery, bery cold inna dat big rum, anna ai desided tu stai
inna rum wif da bed inna it. it wuz warmur der.

mai gnu hoomin waz gnice tu myownself, but ai was bery, bery skeered fur
a longlong tiem.

den wun day, win ai had bin in mai gnu howze fur a pweti long tiem dere
wuz a taltal pwatform ware ai cud clime up onna it, anna wook outta da
windoe!

ai waz stil scared, butted gnow ai hadda pwace ware ai cud cee most uf
mai gnu howze, alla da tiem! did ai menshun ai cud wook outta da windoe,
tu?

it taked myownself a longlong tiem befoar ai wazunt skeered awl uf da
tiem

butted ai desided dat mai gnu hoomin iz a guddud hoomin, anna gnow ai em
bery, bery happi tu lif inna mai gnu howze, wif mai gnu hoomin.

ai finks dat ai wil keeps him.

he gibs myownself tweets ebery gnite befoar he goez to sweep. anna ai
getz fwesh 'nip, tu! anna he scritches mai eerz alla da tiem.

it tuk myownself a wong tiem, butted nao ai em happi dat ai lif heer,
awl uf da tiem

an, mai hoomin gifed myownself fanci feest todai, tu!

lorili, da happi tabbi wif da pwitti blu eyez

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Old November 9th 11, 01:15 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Two Sisters
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Default todai iz mine akwizishun dai!

On Tue, 08 Nov 2011 17:39:30 -0600, Gandalf wrote:

lorili, da happi tabbi wif da pwitti blu eyez


We read abowt dis in da archibes ob RPCC!

Concatulashuns on finding a gud hooman who lubs you lotz!

May you boff hab menny, menny happy yeerz togefur!

PS. We boff haz bwoo eyes too!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul.”
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

11/8/2011 7:14:16 PM
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Old November 9th 11, 01:58 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default todai iz mine akwizishun dai!

On Nov 8, 6:39*pm, Gandalf wrote:
wun yeer ago todai, mai hoomin camed tu da onli howse ai effer liffed at
anna putted myownself inna metalmonstur, anna catnapped myownself tu mai
gnu hoam!


snipd a wunnerful storee ob da grate adBENshoor ob braking in a
hoomin

Awww, dat is sweeet. Concachulashuns.

--
WooToo, four her Hous

  #6  
Old November 9th 11, 02:27 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default todai iz mine akwizishun dai!

O! Mine goodnezz, haz it reeeeleeee bin a hole yeer?
Wewll, I wish yu a bery hapy Akwizishun dai!
Hmmm...juzt wun weer, an hur tawt hur hoomin soooo gud!
--
Pit.nya

"Gandalf" wrote in message
...
wun yeer ago todai, mai hoomin camed tu da onli howse ai effer liffed
at
anna putted myownself inna metalmonstur, anna catnapped myownself tu
mai
gnu hoam!

at first, ai dident wike it heer at awl! nawt wun bit!

ai hided inna da big rum undur ware mai hoomin liffs, fur a long tiem.

den, it gotten bery, bery cold inna dat big rum, anna ai desided tu
stai
inna rum wif da bed inna it. it wuz warmur der.

mai gnu hoomin waz gnice tu myownself, but ai was bery, bery skeered
fur
a longlong tiem.

den wun day, win ai had bin in mai gnu howze fur a pweti long tiem
dere
wuz a taltal pwatform ware ai cud clime up onna it, anna wook outta da
windoe!

ai waz stil scared, butted gnow ai hadda pwace ware ai cud cee most uf
mai gnu howze, alla da tiem! did ai menshun ai cud wook outta da
windoe,
tu?

it taked myownself a longlong tiem befoar ai wazunt skeered awl uf da
tiem

butted ai desided dat mai gnu hoomin iz a guddud hoomin, anna gnow ai
em
bery, bery happi tu lif inna mai gnu howze, wif mai gnu hoomin.

ai finks dat ai wil keeps him.

he gibs myownself tweets ebery gnite befoar he goez to sweep. anna ai
getz fwesh 'nip, tu! anna he scritches mai eerz alla da tiem.

it tuk myownself a wong tiem, butted nao ai em happi dat ai lif heer,
awl uf da tiem

an, mai hoomin gifed myownself fanci feest todai, tu!

lorili, da happi tabbi wif da pwitti blu eyez


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Old November 9th 11, 05:59 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_11_]
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Default todai iz mine akwizishun dai!

O Lorelei,, weh r awl so gwad yu r heer in owr Community n r happi wif yer
Paw, hu luvz yu 'vury' mutch.
Hym iz uh gudgud, kynd man n hym n owr meomie r gud frendz. yeUP.
Weh kant beleve et haz bin uh hole yeer sinse yu got yer nu hoam wif Unka
Gandalf. wao
But da mane fing iz, yu r bof hapi.

Luvz,
Mosey, fur his famli.


wun yeer ago todai, mai hoomin camed tu da onli howse ai effer liffed at
anna putted myownself inna metalmonstur, anna catnapped myownself tu mai
gnu hoam!


at first, ai dident wike it heer at awl! nawt wun bit!

ai hided inna da big rum undur ware mai hoomin liffs, fur a long tiem.

den, it gotten bery, bery cold inna dat big rum, anna ai desided tu stai
inna rum wif da bed inna it. it wuz warmur der.

mai gnu hoomin waz gnice tu myownself, but ai was bery, bery skeered fur
a longlong tiem.

den wun day, win ai had bin in mai gnu howze fur a pweti long tiem dere
wuz a taltal pwatform ware ai cud clime up onna it, anna wook outta da
windoe!

ai waz stil scared, butted gnow ai hadda pwace ware ai cud cee most uf
mai gnu howze, alla da tiem! did ai menshun ai cud wook outta da windoe,
tu?

it taked myownself a longlong tiem befoar ai wazunt skeered awl uf da
tiem

butted ai desided dat mai gnu hoomin iz a guddud hoomin, anna gnow ai em
bery, bery happi tu lif inna mai gnu howze, wif mai gnu hoomin.

ai finks dat ai wil keeps him.

he gibs myownself tweets ebery gnite befoar he goez to sweep. anna ai
getz fwesh 'nip, tu! anna he scritches mai eerz alla da tiem.

it tuk myownself a wong tiem, butted nao ai em happi dat ai lif heer,
awl uf da tiem

an, mai hoomin gifed myownself fanci feest todai, tu!

lorili, da happi tabbi wif da pwitti blu eyez

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Old November 9th 11, 03:17 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default todai iz mine akwizishun dai!

beree kule, az six catz sing happee aqwishin day...
"Gandalf" wrote in message
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wun yeer ago todai, mai hoomin camed tu da onli howse ai effer liffed at
anna putted myownself inna metalmonstur, anna catnapped myownself tu mai
gnu hoam!

at first, ai dident wike it heer at awl! nawt wun bit!

ai hided inna da big rum undur ware mai hoomin liffs, fur a long tiem.

den, it gotten bery, bery cold inna dat big rum, anna ai desided tu stai
inna rum wif da bed inna it. it wuz warmur der.

mai gnu hoomin waz gnice tu myownself, but ai was bery, bery skeered fur
a longlong tiem.

den wun day, win ai had bin in mai gnu howze fur a pweti long tiem dere
wuz a taltal pwatform ware ai cud clime up onna it, anna wook outta da
windoe!

ai waz stil scared, butted gnow ai hadda pwace ware ai cud cee most uf
mai gnu howze, alla da tiem! did ai menshun ai cud wook outta da windoe,
tu?

it taked myownself a longlong tiem befoar ai wazunt skeered awl uf da
tiem

butted ai desided dat mai gnu hoomin iz a guddud hoomin, anna gnow ai em
bery, bery happi tu lif inna mai gnu howze, wif mai gnu hoomin.

ai finks dat ai wil keeps him.

he gibs myownself tweets ebery gnite befoar he goez to sweep. anna ai
getz fwesh 'nip, tu! anna he scritches mai eerz alla da tiem.

it tuk myownself a wong tiem, butted nao ai em happi dat ai lif heer,
awl uf da tiem

an, mai hoomin gifed myownself fanci feest todai, tu!

lorili, da happi tabbi wif da pwitti blu eyez



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Old November 10th 11, 12:44 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Rebecca[_2_]
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Default todai iz mine akwizishun dai!

Happeehappee akazishun day, Lorelei!

Rebecca

"Gandalf" wrote in message
...
wun yeer ago todai, mai hoomin camed tu da onli howse ai effer liffed at
anna putted myownself inna metalmonstur, anna catnapped myownself tu mai
gnu hoam!

at first, ai dident wike it heer at awl! nawt wun bit!

ai hided inna da big rum undur ware mai hoomin liffs, fur a long tiem.

den, it gotten bery, bery cold inna dat big rum, anna ai desided tu stai
inna rum wif da bed inna it. it wuz warmur der.

mai gnu hoomin waz gnice tu myownself, but ai was bery, bery skeered fur
a longlong tiem.

den wun day, win ai had bin in mai gnu howze fur a pweti long tiem dere
wuz a taltal pwatform ware ai cud clime up onna it, anna wook outta da
windoe!

ai waz stil scared, butted gnow ai hadda pwace ware ai cud cee most uf
mai gnu howze, alla da tiem! did ai menshun ai cud wook outta da windoe,
tu?

it taked myownself a longlong tiem befoar ai wazunt skeered awl uf da
tiem

butted ai desided dat mai gnu hoomin iz a guddud hoomin, anna gnow ai em
bery, bery happi tu lif inna mai gnu howze, wif mai gnu hoomin.

ai finks dat ai wil keeps him.

he gibs myownself tweets ebery gnite befoar he goez to sweep. anna ai
getz fwesh 'nip, tu! anna he scritches mai eerz alla da tiem.

it tuk myownself a wong tiem, butted nao ai em happi dat ai lif heer,
awl uf da tiem

an, mai hoomin gifed myownself fanci feest todai, tu!

lorili, da happi tabbi wif da pwitti blu eyez



  #10  
Old November 13th 11, 05:41 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Default todai iz mine akwizishun dai!

sorri weze layte (glarz at meowmie) butted weze wanted to wish yu a
happi akwisition day

Booker, Chappy an Snowflake

On 11/8/2011 3:39 PM, Gandalf wrote:
wun yeer ago todai, mai hoomin camed tu da onli howse ai effer liffed at
anna putted myownself inna metalmonstur, anna catnapped myownself tu mai
gnu hoam!

at first, ai dident wike it heer at awl! nawt wun bit!

ai hided inna da big rum undur ware mai hoomin liffs, fur a long tiem.

den, it gotten bery, bery cold inna dat big rum, anna ai desided tu stai
inna rum wif da bed inna it. it wuz warmur der.

mai gnu hoomin waz gnice tu myownself, but ai was bery, bery skeered fur
a longlong tiem.

den wun day, win ai had bin in mai gnu howze fur a pweti long tiem dere
wuz a taltal pwatform ware ai cud clime up onna it, anna wook outta da
windoe!

ai waz stil scared, butted gnow ai hadda pwace ware ai cud cee most uf
mai gnu howze, alla da tiem! did ai menshun ai cud wook outta da windoe,
tu?

it taked myownself a longlong tiem befoar ai wazunt skeered awl uf da
tiem

butted ai desided dat mai gnu hoomin iz a guddud hoomin, anna gnow ai em
bery, bery happi tu lif inna mai gnu howze, wif mai gnu hoomin.

ai finks dat ai wil keeps him.

he gibs myownself tweets ebery gnite befoar he goez to sweep. anna ai
getz fwesh 'nip, tu! anna he scritches mai eerz alla da tiem.

it tuk myownself a wong tiem, butted nao ai em happi dat ai lif heer,
awl uf da tiem

an, mai hoomin gifed myownself fanci feest todai, tu!

lorili, da happi tabbi wif da pwitti blu eyez

 




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