food taxes and twibutes

Hihi diz iz O T anna I likez da milk off da cerial but not da cerial
itselfz. If Gramby sitz da bow down for any reazon, I helpz mineselfz.

"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ...

afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur
kitteez tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester

I iz da only kitty in ourz howse dat taxes hoomin fudz wif any
regularity. When da hoomins eat turkey or chickum, I demands a furry
heavy tax. Amelia does sometimez, but only when da hoomins is hafing
chickum or turkey in sammiches.

I also demand dat all sauces da hoomins put on dere foodz be offered to
me first, so dat I can make sure dey is ok.

An Amelia does a purrty job of supervisin and taxing when da hoomins eat
cereal.

Harri

On Tue, 31 May 2011 17:09:09 -0500, Gramby wrote:

Hihi diz iz O T anna I likez da milk off da cerial but not da cerial
itselfz. If Gramby sitz da bow down for any reazon, I helpz mineselfz.

Dat is what Amelia duz too. I do sometimes, but I not 'specially fond of
milk.

Harri

On May 31, 11:50*am, Will in New Haven
wrote:
On May 31, 4:00*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:

so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna
kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of
dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole
slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum
jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin
anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... *den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur
da same rezun... *OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she
only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away...

afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez
tax urown hoominz? *chester da ingester

I try to insPEK all da fudz dat da hoomins eet butted dey don' wike it
wen I getted too clos beclaws dey seigh I sneez on da fudz. Well, I
dew but den dey frow it outted an gnot giff it to me. Sew waistful.

Butted, dey dew giff me an Missy (WooToo don' wike hoomin fudz) sum ob
dere fudz if wee don' crowd dem. Dey hab gibben us stake, rost beest,
lizurd, chikum, meelworms, cheez and even a widdl bit ob lobister.
YUM. But dey giff MOR to da doggies and gib dem let us an begetables
dat no one shood eet.

Ob kors, wen sumwun brings a bole ob sereal to da table it is MINE. An
I fite dem for itted. Not fair dat dey is sew BIG.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, for her Hous

Sounz wike dose meelwurms is sumfin yoo cud let da d*gs have. Yucky
stuf. An dat wud sho da d*gs how chennerus yoo can bee.

Meowy, hurkin' wile finkin' ob eetin dem

On May 31, 7:41*pm, MeOwy wrote:
On May 31, 11:50*am, Will in New Haven



wrote:
On May 31, 4:00*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:

so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna
kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of
dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole
slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum
jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin
anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... *den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur
da same rezun... *OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she
only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away...

afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez
tax urown hoominz? *chester da ingester

I try to insPEK all da fudz dat da hoomins eet butted dey don' wike it
wen I getted too clos beclaws dey seigh I sneez on da fudz. Well, I
dew but den dey frow it outted an gnot giff it to me. Sew waistful.

Butted, dey dew giff me an Missy (WooToo don' wike hoomin fudz) sum ob
dere fudz if wee don' crowd dem. Dey hab gibben us stake, rost beest,
lizurd, chikum, meelworms, cheez and even a widdl bit ob lobister.
YUM. But dey giff MOR to da doggies and gib dem let us an begetables
dat no one shood eet.

Ob kors, wen sumwun brings a bole ob sereal to da table it is MINE. An
I fite dem for itted. Not fair dat dey is sew BIG.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, for her Hous

Sounz wike dose meelwurms is sumfin yoo cud let da d*gs have. *Yucky
stuf. *An dat wud sho da d*gs how chennerus yoo can bee.

Meowy, hurkin' wile finkin' ob eetin dem

I first foun out about meelwurms wen Uncl Bill feeded dem to Buddy
Macaw. Gno wun heer thot they wood be gudgud bak DEN eether. Naow I
neffer getted enny an I MISS dem. Dey is wiggly and delishus at da sam
tim.

--
Missy, da PRITTY gormay

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get
inna kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt
kuple of dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a
twibuted of a whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later
she wuz eatin sum jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa
kube beclawz she wuz readin anna notted payin attenshunz to uses...
den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax
hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she only getted one slurp
befur da soft tukitsef away...

afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur
kitteez tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester


I tax creemee chese effin da soy kynd, an budda-onna-finfur iz sooo gud!
Da olne turkee I eetz iz da 'spensiff launch kind frum Cossko. I hab
bin nown tu dwink frum uh waddur urr miwlk glazz if it iz nize an fool.

An I enZIZTon fife pownzeez at bedtyme, DEN I let da litez be toind owt.
--
Pitô.ônya

trudi eatsa butterz... anna we all eatz chickum anna we wuld all eatsa milk
but soft sayz no beclawz some of uses hurke itsef rite bak up... today some
uses taxed da roazt beazt. chester da ingester
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...


"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna
kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of
dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a
whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum
jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz
readin anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... den MH taxed hersef da
ofur haf fur da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa
rasberry wine but she only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef
away...

afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur
kitteez tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester


I tax creemee chese effin da soy kynd, an budda-onna-finfur iz sooo gud!
Da olne turkee I eetz iz da 'spensiff launch kind frum Cossko. I hab
bin nown tu dwink frum uh waddur urr miwlk glazz if it iz nize an fool.

An I enZIZTon fife pownzeez at bedtyme, DEN I let da litez be toind owt.
--
Pitô.ônya

On May 31, 9:14*pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
On May 31, 7:41*pm, MeOwy wrote:





On May 31, 11:50*am, Will in New Haven

wrote:
On May 31, 4:00*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:

so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna
kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of
dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole
slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum
jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin
anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... *den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur
da same rezun... *OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she
only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away...

afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez
tax urown hoominz? *chester da ingester

I try to insPEK all da fudz dat da hoomins eet butted dey don' wike it
wen I getted too clos beclaws dey seigh I sneez on da fudz. Well, I
dew but den dey frow it outted an gnot giff it to me. Sew waistful.

Butted, dey dew giff me an Missy (WooToo don' wike hoomin fudz) sum ob
dere fudz if wee don' crowd dem. Dey hab gibben us stake, rost beest,
lizurd, chikum, meelworms, cheez and even a widdl bit ob lobister.
YUM. But dey giff MOR to da doggies and gib dem let us an begetables
dat no one shood eet.

Ob kors, wen sumwun brings a bole ob sereal to da table it is MINE. An
I fite dem for itted. Not fair dat dey is sew BIG.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, for her Hous

Sounz wike dose meelwurms is sumfin yoo cud let da d*gs have. *Yucky
stuf. *An dat wud sho da d*gs how chennerus yoo can bee.

Meowy, hurkin' wile finkin' ob eetin dem

I first foun out about meelwurms wen Uncl Bill feeded dem to Buddy
Macaw. Gno wun heer thot they wood be gudgud bak DEN eether. Naow I
neffer getted enny an I MISS dem. Dey is wiggly and delishus at da sam
tim.

--
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Fangyu fur dat infurmayshun. Missy... uhh, is yoorsefl a kittee ora
burd?
Meowy, juts inqwiring fur gno speshul reezun

Du hominz effurr mayke BBQ Souvin Eerz?
--
Pitô.ônya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
trudi eatsa butterz... anna we all eatz chickum anna we wuld all eatsa
milk but soft sayz no beclawz some of uses hurke itsef rite bak up...
today some uses taxed da roazt beazt. chester da ingester
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...


"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get
inna kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt
kuple of dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a
twibuted of a whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef.
later she wuz eatin sum jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef
haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin anna notted payin attenshunz to
uses... den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur da same rezun... OEJ
tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she only getted
one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away...

afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur
kitteez tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester


I tax creemee chese effin da soy kynd, an budda-onna-finfur iz sooo
gud! Da olne turkee I eetz iz da 'spensiff launch kind frum Cossko.
I hab bin nown tu dwink frum uh waddur urr miwlk glazz if it iz nize
an fool.

An I enZIZTon fife pownzeez at bedtyme, DEN I let da litez be toind
owt.
--
Pitô.ônya

mine hoominz nefur haf, but dey did maksa smoked ham shankz anna beanz... we
likes diz,... we alwso likesa bbq chickum, MH
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Du hominz effurr mayke BBQ Souvin Eerz?
--
Pitô.ônya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
trudi eatsa butterz... anna we all eatz chickum anna we wuld all eatsa
milk but soft sayz no beclawz some of uses hurke itsef rite bak up...
today some uses taxed da roazt beazt. chester da ingester
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...


"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get
inna kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt
kuple of dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a
twibuted of a whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later
she wuz eatin sum jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube
beclawz she wuz readin anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... den MH
taxed hersef da ofur haf fur da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax hersef sum
slurpz offa rasberry wine but she only getted one slurp befur da soft
tukitsef away...

afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur
kitteez tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester


I tax creemee chese effin da soy kynd, an budda-onna-finfur iz sooo gud!
Da olne turkee I eetz iz da 'spensiff launch kind frum Cossko. I hab
bin nown tu dwink frum uh waddur urr miwlk glazz if it iz nize an fool.

An I enZIZTon fife pownzeez at bedtyme, DEN I let da litez be toind owt.
--
Pitô.ônya

On May 31, 10:55*pm, Meowy wrote:
On May 31, 9:14*pm, Will in New Haven





wrote:
On May 31, 7:41*pm, MeOwy wrote:

On May 31, 11:50*am, Will in New Haven

wrote:
On May 31, 4:00*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:

so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna
kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of
dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole
slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum
jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin
anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... *den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur
da same rezun... *OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she
only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away...

afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez
tax urown hoominz? *chester da ingester

I try to insPEK all da fudz dat da hoomins eet butted dey don' wike it
wen I getted too clos beclaws dey seigh I sneez on da fudz. Well, I
dew but den dey frow it outted an gnot giff it to me. Sew waistful.

Butted, dey dew giff me an Missy (WooToo don' wike hoomin fudz) sum ob
dere fudz if wee don' crowd dem. Dey hab gibben us stake, rost beest,
lizurd, chikum, meelworms, cheez and even a widdl bit ob lobister.
YUM. But dey giff MOR to da doggies and gib dem let us an begetables
dat no one shood eet.

Ob kors, wen sumwun brings a bole ob sereal to da table it is MINE. An
I fite dem for itted. Not fair dat dey is sew BIG.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, for her Hous

Sounz wike dose meelwurms is sumfin yoo cud let da d*gs have. *Yucky
stuf. *An dat wud sho da d*gs how chennerus yoo can bee.

Meowy, hurkin' wile finkin' ob eetin dem

I first foun out about meelwurms wen Uncl Bill feeded dem to Buddy
Macaw. Gno wun heer thot they wood be gudgud bak DEN eether. Naow I
neffer getted enny an I MISS dem. Dey is wiggly and delishus at da sam
tim.

--
Missy, da PRITTY gormay- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Fangyu fur dat infurmayshun. Missy... uhh, is yoorsefl a kittee ora
burd?
Meowy, juts inqwiring fur gno speshul reezun

sniffs, lifts nose, not beak, into the air