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  #21  
Old July 1st 11, 02:58 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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itz juzt wrung we hasta akshulee tucha keyburd, dat iz whut hoominz iz fur,
OEJ
"Cheryl" wrote in message
...
We iz sad tu heer bout Granby notted feelin so gud, butted thu horsies
sounds lyke fun. Theer iz sum heer lyke that, butted Meomie neffur wented
tu see them.

Ower own Meomie neffur haz eny gudgud eggscuses fur hur bad
sekkertainaizing. Jus stuf lyke hur bein buzy, an all she kin manaj iz tu
reed sumtymes. Why, I hadda walk all ovur thu keybord this mornin tu git
hur attenshun. I made alla wurds jum up anna down an turned sum red. An
shez notted busy now. She slept in aftur a nite atta potluk were she
stuffed hurowself, and tuday is Catnada Day inna afturnoon plus Memorial
Day inna mornin. Most Catnadians duznt no that, but befur usses
Newfunlandur cats joined Catnada, we hadda Memorial Day onna day most uv
ower regiment wuz kilt in WW I, July 1. So wen we joined Catnada, we has
tu fings tu memfur on July 1. We duznt much memfur thu date we joined
Catnada cuz wuz Apuril 1 an we makes jokes.

So she wuz sittin atta pooter eetin ginjersnaps anna notted given me eney
(shez gotten straj idees bout fud fur cats an she duznt neet tu eet attal
aftur lasted nite), an I made hur du hur werk assa sekkertary befur she
desides itz time tu visit gran-meomie, hoo iz havin a bisit frum unca anna
anti.


--
Sam



  #22  
Old July 1st 11, 02:59 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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owrzsef willz purr fur urmom, no food iz horrible, chester who knows
"Booker" wrote in message
...
Sigh. Dat iz horrible. Specialli da steelin da pee wif a needle part. Ar
house iz purrin fur yu an yur hoominz to feel bedder soon. My meowmie is
goin to get mani tubezx of blud stolen diz mornin. Sheze grumby kuz no fud
till dey steel da blud.

Booker

On 6/30/2011 4:44 PM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:
ai iz sawry Booker, ai hab bin sik n had tew go tew da vet, hym iz NOT
uh TED, hym iz nise, n dey tayed sum blud n pee,
gabe meh sum pain medisine. uh shot dere, n sum tew bring hoam n ai hab
tew eet sun xpsensib fudz fur mai tummy. dat vizit kosted ulmost $300, n
dat stressed ma n pa owt, but da vet iz sew nise.
ai wyl twy tew pozt moar. mai sekritary haz bin sik tew n hut had tew gp
tew hut doktor yesturday n dey teakt 5 toobz uff blud, n hur neez,
ankes, n feets r swollen n pa gotted hur sum stiky ace bandaged fur dem,
n ddey hulp, n hur haz stuff fur hur pain tew. ai m sew sawry ai m
behind in mai pozting.
Hedbumps
Mosey


owrz hoominz wented to see da gramby anna herown TED whut z akshulee
purtee gud... itsa longlong ride inna metal monzter so dey didunt
return until late butted whe getted owt immedatlee anna den da hoominz
hadda nurf ta juzt go to bed, OEJ



Itz qwiet here. Iz ize missin postz, or iz effurykittiez sekretari
delinqwent?

Lonely,

Booker




  #23  
Old July 1st 11, 03:30 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Thu, 30 Jun 2011 10:53:28 -0700, Booker wrote:



On 6/30/2011 10:26 AM, John Ross Mc Master wrote:
On Thu, 30 Jun 2011 10:21:01 -0700, wrote:

Itz qwiet here. Iz ize missin postz, or iz effurykittiez sekretari
delinqwent?

Lonely,

Booker



I is heer an I DONT WANNA be here. I is a Tom Cat, catnapped, turured
by TED and now lokked in a PRISON room. I will haff my revench!

Da Tom Cat


Tom,

Dat duzent sound gud. Wants us to send in da Sharrif tu git yu oda
prizon? Sumfing iz confuzin in dat.

Booker, not sure iffin da Sharrif iz vailalbe.



I is held AGAINST my will in a rum, butted da fudz is gud.
Tom Cat

The Tom Cat was trapped by me, semi-feral, and neutered, vaccinated
and so on. Hev was severely matted and had to have all his fur shaved
off. He will be living indoors away from Beauty, Spring and Cinder
until he heals up. He has skin problems and papilloma virus.
John
  #24  
Old July 1st 11, 03:36 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Cheryl[_5_]
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On 7/1/2011 12:00 PM, John Ross Mc Master wrote:
On Thu, 30 Jun 2011 10:53:28 -0700, wrote:



On 6/30/2011 10:26 AM, John Ross Mc Master wrote:
On Thu, 30 Jun 2011 10:21:01 -0700, wrote:

Itz qwiet here. Iz ize missin postz, or iz effurykittiez sekretari
delinqwent?

Lonely,

Booker


I is heer an I DONT WANNA be here. I is a Tom Cat, catnapped, turured
by TED and now lokked in a PRISON room. I will haff my revench!

Da Tom Cat


Tom,

Dat duzent sound gud. Wants us to send in da Sharrif tu git yu oda
prizon? Sumfing iz confuzin in dat.

Booker, not sure iffin da Sharrif iz vailalbe.



I is held AGAINST my will in a rum, butted da fudz is gud.
Tom Cat

The Tom Cat was trapped by me, semi-feral, and neutered, vaccinated
and so on. Hev was severely matted and had to have all his fur shaved
off. He will be living indoors away from Beauty, Spring and Cinder
until he heals up. He has skin problems and papilloma virus.
John


Poor Tom! I simpafizes wif him I hadda mats tu, butted I wuznt shaved I
wuz held down by da broot forc wile Meomie werked wiffa comb anna sissors.

I hopez yu settles in. Gud fuds iz rilly impurtant.

Cinnamon

--
Cheryl
  #25  
Old July 1st 11, 03:53 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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was hiss hairz long? MH sympathitik
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 30 Jun 2011 10:53:28 -0700, Booker wrote:



On 6/30/2011 10:26 AM, John Ross Mc Master wrote:
On Thu, 30 Jun 2011 10:21:01 -0700, wrote:

Itz qwiet here. Iz ize missin postz, or iz effurykittiez sekretari
delinqwent?

Lonely,

Booker


I is heer an I DONT WANNA be here. I is a Tom Cat, catnapped, turured
by TED and now lokked in a PRISON room. I will haff my revench!

Da Tom Cat


Tom,

Dat duzent sound gud. Wants us to send in da Sharrif tu git yu oda
prizon? Sumfing iz confuzin in dat.

Booker, not sure iffin da Sharrif iz vailalbe.



I is held AGAINST my will in a rum, butted da fudz is gud.
Tom Cat

The Tom Cat was trapped by me, semi-feral, and neutered, vaccinated
and so on. Hev was severely matted and had to have all his fur shaved
off. He will be living indoors away from Beauty, Spring and Cinder
until he heals up. He has skin problems and papilloma virus.
John



  #26  
Old July 1st 11, 03:55 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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by da time soft getted dum wif minesef i waz amozt neked... i onlee had furz
on mine faze, tail anna mozt of mine legz, but mine body wuz neked... butted
sinze hersef didit, i didunt hafta go see da groomer anna it lowd minesef ta
learnta twuzt hersef, MH, chilled at remfurin da monf wif awmozt no furz
"Cheryl" wrote in message
...
On 7/1/2011 12:00 PM, John Ross Mc Master wrote:
On Thu, 30 Jun 2011 10:53:28 -0700, wrote:



On 6/30/2011 10:26 AM, John Ross Mc Master wrote:
On Thu, 30 Jun 2011 10:21:01 -0700, wrote:

Itz qwiet here. Iz ize missin postz, or iz effurykittiez sekretari
delinqwent?

Lonely,

Booker


I is heer an I DONT WANNA be here. I is a Tom Cat, catnapped, turured
by TED and now lokked in a PRISON room. I will haff my revench!

Da Tom Cat

Tom,

Dat duzent sound gud. Wants us to send in da Sharrif tu git yu oda
prizon? Sumfing iz confuzin in dat.

Booker, not sure iffin da Sharrif iz vailalbe.



I is held AGAINST my will in a rum, butted da fudz is gud.
Tom Cat

The Tom Cat was trapped by me, semi-feral, and neutered, vaccinated
and so on. Hev was severely matted and had to have all his fur shaved
off. He will be living indoors away from Beauty, Spring and Cinder
until he heals up. He has skin problems and papilloma virus.
John


Poor Tom! I simpafizes wif him I hadda mats tu, butted I wuznt shaved I
wuz held down by da broot forc wile Meomie werked wiffa comb anna sissors.

I hopez yu settles in. Gud fuds iz rilly impurtant.

Cinnamon

--
Cheryl



  #27  
Old July 1st 11, 04:08 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Incredibly long wet mattet hair, matted to be like felt, wet, was
constantly on his back the whole winter. His skin is terrible. He also
has warts from papilloma virus.

He'll slowly improve in here I hope.




On Fri, 1 Jul 2011 09:53:36 -0500, "Storrmmee"
wrote:

was hiss hairz long? MH sympathitik
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 30 Jun 2011 10:53:28 -0700, Booker wrote:



On 6/30/2011 10:26 AM, John Ross Mc Master wrote:
On Thu, 30 Jun 2011 10:21:01 -0700, wrote:

Itz qwiet here. Iz ize missin postz, or iz effurykittiez sekretari
delinqwent?

Lonely,

Booker


I is heer an I DONT WANNA be here. I is a Tom Cat, catnapped, turured
by TED and now lokked in a PRISON room. I will haff my revench!

Da Tom Cat

Tom,

Dat duzent sound gud. Wants us to send in da Sharrif tu git yu oda
prizon? Sumfing iz confuzin in dat.

Booker, not sure iffin da Sharrif iz vailalbe.



I is held AGAINST my will in a rum, butted da fudz is gud.
Tom Cat

The Tom Cat was trapped by me, semi-feral, and neutered, vaccinated
and so on. Hev was severely matted and had to have all his fur shaved
off. He will be living indoors away from Beauty, Spring and Cinder
until he heals up. He has skin problems and papilloma virus.
John


  #28  
Old July 1st 11, 04:09 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Long hair matted to flet, WET, agains his body all winter. He should
be dead by now.

He'll slowly recover.








On Fri, 1 Jul 2011 09:53:36 -0500, "Storrmmee"
wrote:

was hiss hairz long? MH sympathitik
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 30 Jun 2011 10:53:28 -0700, Booker wrote:



On 6/30/2011 10:26 AM, John Ross Mc Master wrote:
On Thu, 30 Jun 2011 10:21:01 -0700, wrote:

Itz qwiet here. Iz ize missin postz, or iz effurykittiez sekretari
delinqwent?

Lonely,

Booker


I is heer an I DONT WANNA be here. I is a Tom Cat, catnapped, turured
by TED and now lokked in a PRISON room. I will haff my revench!

Da Tom Cat

Tom,

Dat duzent sound gud. Wants us to send in da Sharrif tu git yu oda
prizon? Sumfing iz confuzin in dat.

Booker, not sure iffin da Sharrif iz vailalbe.



I is held AGAINST my will in a rum, butted da fudz is gud.
Tom Cat

The Tom Cat was trapped by me, semi-feral, and neutered, vaccinated
and so on. Hev was severely matted and had to have all his fur shaved
off. He will be living indoors away from Beauty, Spring and Cinder
until he heals up. He has skin problems and papilloma virus.
John


  #29  
Old July 1st 11, 04:31 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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MH's hair was matted to the point we didn't think he was a lh, he looked
like a little sheep it was so twisted... as i began unravelling, it was over
six inches long in some places, he lost about two inches in circumfurince,sp
on his ribcage, his skin wasn't bad but there were a few places, the good
news is that since i did it slowlwy i think it allowed him to heal as we
went so thefre wasn't ever an overwhelming sore issue. soft
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
...
Incredibly long wet mattet hair, matted to be like felt, wet, was
constantly on his back the whole winter. His skin is terrible. He also
has warts from papilloma virus.

He'll slowly improve in here I hope.




On Fri, 1 Jul 2011 09:53:36 -0500, "Storrmmee"
wrote:

was hiss hairz long? MH sympathitik
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
. ..
On Thu, 30 Jun 2011 10:53:28 -0700, Booker wrote:



On 6/30/2011 10:26 AM, John Ross Mc Master wrote:
On Thu, 30 Jun 2011 10:21:01 -0700, wrote:

Itz qwiet here. Iz ize missin postz, or iz effurykittiez sekretari
delinqwent?

Lonely,

Booker


I is heer an I DONT WANNA be here. I is a Tom Cat, catnapped, turured
by TED and now lokked in a PRISON room. I will haff my revench!

Da Tom Cat

Tom,

Dat duzent sound gud. Wants us to send in da Sharrif tu git yu oda
prizon? Sumfing iz confuzin in dat.

Booker, not sure iffin da Sharrif iz vailalbe.


I is held AGAINST my will in a rum, butted da fudz is gud.
Tom Cat

The Tom Cat was trapped by me, semi-feral, and neutered, vaccinated
and so on. Hev was severely matted and had to have all his fur shaved
off. He will be living indoors away from Beauty, Spring and Cinder
until he heals up. He has skin problems and papilloma virus.
John




  #30  
Old July 1st 11, 06:13 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sylvia M[_3_]
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"Booker" wrote in message
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Itz qwiet here. Iz ize missin postz, or iz effurykittiez sekretari
delinqwent?

Lonely,

Booker
Meowmee an PawPaw ar b-z introdoozink me an da noo ktn.

I yam eethur hydink, relapzt ur sniffin at hur duur.
P2nya, AKA....?


 




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