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  #21  
Old October 16th 04, 09:05 AM
Miss Violette
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Dear black Jack,

I just want it gone, the last time one of these came, "Toni" my mouth broke
out again and I had to get shot by the TED. I think it isn't staying but
Furry is calling him Hari, Miss Violette, glad somecat understands
Mary Lu wrote in message
om...
Deer Ms Violette,
We r sorree that u haf uh nu 'trooder kittee 2 put up with. BUT, AT
LEAST! U don't haf uh big oranj kat who teers up things, inkludding
thu skreened door.
Iffen yur hoomin is dturmind 2 haf uh liddle fur ball, u kud lay
'round & luk sikly. BUt that dus skar hoomins A LOT, mebbee u kud
tell IT that IT is yur survant? Black Jack writin'4 The
CooperCats


"Miss Violette" wrote in message

...
Violette sniff friendly fingers, and lets this hooman scratch behind the
ears, ... You are welcome to come over, look at IT and I would

appreciate it
if you would TAKE IT with you, I will scare your litter mate free of

charge
next time she visits you if you take IT Miss Violette
ChildFree23 wrote in message
ink.net...
Soft and Furry came home from another trip and Furry cleaned
our boxes, he
decided it was time to put together the new litter maids for
us. He vacuumed
the laundry room and was taking out all of the old litter
and he came in MY
house with a little orange ball of fur and installed it in
the kitty suite
and gave it MY food and MY travel litter box!!! I am really
getting tired of
this, Miss Violette, wondering if that Bill hooman wants
another cat,
Violette glares around and stomps off in disgust

Um, hello Miss Violette. This is Meowmie Debby. [extends
fingers to be examined]

Can I teleport over and see the introoder kitty?




  #22  
Old October 16th 04, 09:05 AM
Miss Violette
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Dear black Jack,

I just want it gone, the last time one of these came, "Toni" my mouth broke
out again and I had to get shot by the TED. I think it isn't staying but
Furry is calling him Hari, Miss Violette, glad somecat understands
Mary Lu wrote in message
om...
Deer Ms Violette,
We r sorree that u haf uh nu 'trooder kittee 2 put up with. BUT, AT
LEAST! U don't haf uh big oranj kat who teers up things, inkludding
thu skreened door.
Iffen yur hoomin is dturmind 2 haf uh liddle fur ball, u kud lay
'round & luk sikly. BUt that dus skar hoomins A LOT, mebbee u kud
tell IT that IT is yur survant? Black Jack writin'4 The
CooperCats


"Miss Violette" wrote in message

...
Violette sniff friendly fingers, and lets this hooman scratch behind the
ears, ... You are welcome to come over, look at IT and I would

appreciate it
if you would TAKE IT with you, I will scare your litter mate free of

charge
next time she visits you if you take IT Miss Violette
ChildFree23 wrote in message
ink.net...
Soft and Furry came home from another trip and Furry cleaned
our boxes, he
decided it was time to put together the new litter maids for
us. He vacuumed
the laundry room and was taking out all of the old litter
and he came in MY
house with a little orange ball of fur and installed it in
the kitty suite
and gave it MY food and MY travel litter box!!! I am really
getting tired of
this, Miss Violette, wondering if that Bill hooman wants
another cat,
Violette glares around and stomps off in disgust

Um, hello Miss Violette. This is Meowmie Debby. [extends
fingers to be examined]

Can I teleport over and see the introoder kitty?




  #23  
Old October 16th 04, 09:06 AM
Miss Violette
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It duznt matter I likez anythin, Hari, liking to snuggle anofur kitty
Mlle. Anaïs wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 15 Oct 2004 12:14:42 -0700, Miss Violette wrote:

*a small yellow mackerel tabby kitten opens his eyes* I telled them

anna
telled then they finally gotted it, Mines name isa Harry... Who iz you?

Duz
you haf fud? Harry


HiHi Harry!

Aren't you da cute one! facerub Howz yourownself? I'ze Mlle. Anaïs.
Whattid wod yourownself likez ta eet?

--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
10/15/2004 3:03:58 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com



  #24  
Old October 16th 04, 09:06 AM
Miss Violette
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It duznt matter I likez anythin, Hari, liking to snuggle anofur kitty
Mlle. Anaïs wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 15 Oct 2004 12:14:42 -0700, Miss Violette wrote:

*a small yellow mackerel tabby kitten opens his eyes* I telled them

anna
telled then they finally gotted it, Mines name isa Harry... Who iz you?

Duz
you haf fud? Harry


HiHi Harry!

Aren't you da cute one! facerub Howz yourownself? I'ze Mlle. Anaïs.
Whattid wod yourownself likez ta eet?

--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
10/15/2004 3:03:58 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com



  #25  
Old October 16th 04, 09:10 AM
Miss Violette
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I willz sitz unner yourown chin and PurrPurr really lowd fur yourownsef...
Furry waz takin outta litter anna emptin da growl monster cause he was
gettin da lawndry room readi to makez the majik litterboxes put togefur anna
on one of deze tripz he seed minself comin up the walk to deir howze. He
know I waz too little ta be onna myown anna he didn't seed my momcat or any
littermatez so when i camed up to himself he picked mineself up anna lowed
me to cuddle inna hiz facefurz anna now I iz inna in, Hari, wonnerin if diz
hooman willz like the bullseye on his side or the stripes dat goez long wayz
instead of acroos hisself
ChildFree23 wrote in message
ink.net...
Meow, Harry. My name is Meowmie Debby. I'm the human that
belongs to Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, & Lilith
Kitten-Mahoney. I teleported all the way from Florida just to
see you. [sits down on the floor] Do you want to come sit in
my lap? How did Soft and Furry come to acquire you?

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
*a small yellow mackerel tabby kitten opens his eyes* I
telled them anna
telled then they finally gotted it, Mines name isa Harry...
Who iz you? Duz
you haf fud? Harry
ChildFree23 wrote in message
ink.net...
Thank you, Miss Violette!
[scratchscratchscratchbehindtheears]

[Goes into kitty suite] Hello, sweetheart! What's your
name?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Violette sniff friendly fingers, and lets this hooman
scratch behind the
ears, ... You are welcome to come over, look at IT and I
would appreciate it
if you would TAKE IT with you, I will scare your litter
mate
free of charge
next time she visits you if you take IT Miss Violette
ChildFree23 wrote in message
ink.net...
Soft and Furry came home from another trip and Furry
cleaned
our boxes, he
decided it was time to put together the new litter
maids
for
us. He vacuumed
the laundry room and was taking out all of the old
litter
and he came in MY
house with a little orange ball of fur and installed
it
in
the kitty suite
and gave it MY food and MY travel litter box!!! I am
really
getting tired of
this, Miss Violette, wondering if that Bill hooman
wants
another cat,
Violette glares around and stomps off in disgust

Um, hello Miss Violette. This is Meowmie Debby.
[extends
fingers to be examined]

Can I teleport over and see the introoder kitty?












  #26  
Old October 16th 04, 09:10 AM
Miss Violette
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I willz sitz unner yourown chin and PurrPurr really lowd fur yourownsef...
Furry waz takin outta litter anna emptin da growl monster cause he was
gettin da lawndry room readi to makez the majik litterboxes put togefur anna
on one of deze tripz he seed minself comin up the walk to deir howze. He
know I waz too little ta be onna myown anna he didn't seed my momcat or any
littermatez so when i camed up to himself he picked mineself up anna lowed
me to cuddle inna hiz facefurz anna now I iz inna in, Hari, wonnerin if diz
hooman willz like the bullseye on his side or the stripes dat goez long wayz
instead of acroos hisself
ChildFree23 wrote in message
ink.net...
Meow, Harry. My name is Meowmie Debby. I'm the human that
belongs to Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, & Lilith
Kitten-Mahoney. I teleported all the way from Florida just to
see you. [sits down on the floor] Do you want to come sit in
my lap? How did Soft and Furry come to acquire you?

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
*a small yellow mackerel tabby kitten opens his eyes* I
telled them anna
telled then they finally gotted it, Mines name isa Harry...
Who iz you? Duz
you haf fud? Harry
ChildFree23 wrote in message
ink.net...
Thank you, Miss Violette!
[scratchscratchscratchbehindtheears]

[Goes into kitty suite] Hello, sweetheart! What's your
name?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Violette sniff friendly fingers, and lets this hooman
scratch behind the
ears, ... You are welcome to come over, look at IT and I
would appreciate it
if you would TAKE IT with you, I will scare your litter
mate
free of charge
next time she visits you if you take IT Miss Violette
ChildFree23 wrote in message
ink.net...
Soft and Furry came home from another trip and Furry
cleaned
our boxes, he
decided it was time to put together the new litter
maids
for
us. He vacuumed
the laundry room and was taking out all of the old
litter
and he came in MY
house with a little orange ball of fur and installed
it
in
the kitty suite
and gave it MY food and MY travel litter box!!! I am
really
getting tired of
this, Miss Violette, wondering if that Bill hooman
wants
another cat,
Violette glares around and stomps off in disgust

Um, hello Miss Violette. This is Meowmie Debby.
[extends
fingers to be examined]

Can I teleport over and see the introoder kitty?












  #27  
Old October 16th 04, 09:21 AM
Miss Violette
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HI, I waz inna out, butted soft anna furry sayz I iza sokalized to hoomanz,
I eatz whatefur I can get inna mine kittenmouf, I triez it all butted soft
gived me some bigcat crunchies dat made mine poop runny, Dey sayed dat ifin
nobody camed lookin fur me by da weekend I waz gonna go see somfin called
TED, waht efur dat iz, Hari, glad for alla friendz he kan get
Sundance wrote in message
m...
Hi there, Harry. My name is Sundance. Ize an oranj tabby guy, too. My
sisfur Rebecca is partner in a caterin bizness, and I iz shur day will

show
up wif sum fuds reel soon. Whut do you like to eet?

Where wuz you befor you came here?
--
Sundance, wanting to ask about a million questions but not wanting to
overwhelm the new guy

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
*a small yellow mackerel tabby kitten opens his eyes* I telled them

anna
telled then they finally gotted it, Mines name isa Harry... Who iz you?
Duz
you haf fud? Harry
ChildFree23 wrote in message
ink.net...
Thank you, Miss Violette!
[scratchscratchscratchbehindtheears]

[Goes into kitty suite] Hello, sweetheart! What's your name?

Meowmie Debby





  #28  
Old October 16th 04, 09:21 AM
Miss Violette
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HI, I waz inna out, butted soft anna furry sayz I iza sokalized to hoomanz,
I eatz whatefur I can get inna mine kittenmouf, I triez it all butted soft
gived me some bigcat crunchies dat made mine poop runny, Dey sayed dat ifin
nobody camed lookin fur me by da weekend I waz gonna go see somfin called
TED, waht efur dat iz, Hari, glad for alla friendz he kan get
Sundance wrote in message
m...
Hi there, Harry. My name is Sundance. Ize an oranj tabby guy, too. My
sisfur Rebecca is partner in a caterin bizness, and I iz shur day will

show
up wif sum fuds reel soon. Whut do you like to eet?

Where wuz you befor you came here?
--
Sundance, wanting to ask about a million questions but not wanting to
overwhelm the new guy

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
*a small yellow mackerel tabby kitten opens his eyes* I telled them

anna
telled then they finally gotted it, Mines name isa Harry... Who iz you?
Duz
you haf fud? Harry
ChildFree23 wrote in message
ink.net...
Thank you, Miss Violette!
[scratchscratchscratchbehindtheears]

[Goes into kitty suite] Hello, sweetheart! What's your name?

Meowmie Debby





  #29  
Old October 16th 04, 03:30 PM
Mary Lu
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HI, HARI!
i'z nu in thu hows 2. Mi name iz Antonio ur 'tonio. Thu hoomin kalls
me both. I haf long furs, mostly oranj kreem but with' suom tabby
stripes. Iz thayr reellee uh klub 4 us? I'm not shur whut r klub dus
but I kub b 1 uf thu sargents at paws, Raphael ses. I gess that iz
koz i klim gud & haf gud mussels?
Yur fren, Antonio

"Miss Violette" wrote in message ...
HI, I waz inna out, butted soft anna furry sayz I iza sokalized to hoomanz,
I eatz whatefur I can get inna mine kittenmouf, I triez it all butted soft
gived me some bigcat crunchies dat made mine poop runny, Dey sayed dat ifin
nobody camed lookin fur me by da weekend I waz gonna go see somfin called
TED, waht efur dat iz, Hari, glad for alla friendz he kan get
Sundance wrote in message
m...
Hi there, Harry. My name is Sundance. Ize an oranj tabby guy, too. My
sisfur Rebecca is partner in a caterin bizness, and I iz shur day will

show
up wif sum fuds reel soon. Whut do you like to eet?

Where wuz you befor you came here?
--
Sundance, wanting to ask about a million questions but not wanting to
overwhelm the new guy

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
*a small yellow mackerel tabby kitten opens his eyes* I telled them

anna
telled then they finally gotted it, Mines name isa Harry... Who iz you?
Duz
you haf fud? Harry
ChildFree23 wrote in message
ink.net...
Thank you, Miss Violette!
[scratchscratchscratchbehindtheears]

[Goes into kitty suite] Hello, sweetheart! What's your name?

Meowmie Debby



  #30  
Old October 16th 04, 03:30 PM
Mary Lu
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HI, HARI!
i'z nu in thu hows 2. Mi name iz Antonio ur 'tonio. Thu hoomin kalls
me both. I haf long furs, mostly oranj kreem but with' suom tabby
stripes. Iz thayr reellee uh klub 4 us? I'm not shur whut r klub dus
but I kub b 1 uf thu sargents at paws, Raphael ses. I gess that iz
koz i klim gud & haf gud mussels?
Yur fren, Antonio

"Miss Violette" wrote in message ...
HI, I waz inna out, butted soft anna furry sayz I iza sokalized to hoomanz,
I eatz whatefur I can get inna mine kittenmouf, I triez it all butted soft
gived me some bigcat crunchies dat made mine poop runny, Dey sayed dat ifin
nobody camed lookin fur me by da weekend I waz gonna go see somfin called
TED, waht efur dat iz, Hari, glad for alla friendz he kan get
Sundance wrote in message
m...
Hi there, Harry. My name is Sundance. Ize an oranj tabby guy, too. My
sisfur Rebecca is partner in a caterin bizness, and I iz shur day will

show
up wif sum fuds reel soon. Whut do you like to eet?

Where wuz you befor you came here?
--
Sundance, wanting to ask about a million questions but not wanting to
overwhelm the new guy

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
*a small yellow mackerel tabby kitten opens his eyes* I telled them

anna
telled then they finally gotted it, Mines name isa Harry... Who iz you?
Duz
you haf fud? Harry
ChildFree23 wrote in message
ink.net...
Thank you, Miss Violette!
[scratchscratchscratchbehindtheears]

[Goes into kitty suite] Hello, sweetheart! What's your name?

Meowmie Debby



 




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