At the luau

[As the kitties start to arrive, things start to get busy. Out on Pebbly
Beach, near the southeast corner of the island, a large fire pit is full
of wood burning high and crackling. The smoke is quite fragrant,
suggesting that a good part of the burning wood is mesquite and orange.

Sunset is approaching, with a beautiful orange/pink glow in the eastern
sky. Kitties who walk a little bit to the south along the beach are easily
able to see the glow, while the kitties near the fire pit are shaded by
the high cliffs.

As everyone mingles and meows, enjoying the nip tea, nip wine, and nip
beer, a sound can be heard in the distance. It sounds like a series of
explosions is drawing near! Kitties take shelter behind rocks and logs,
wondering if a war is heading towards them. Moments later a aging golf
cart, driven by a couple of scraggly kitties, is seen tooling down the
beach towards the luau area. As the cart draws near, the drivercat slams
on the brakes, locks the wheels, and spins out, finally stopping just feet
from the edge of the fire.]

Jocko: Hey, Gruf, welcome back! How was the fishing? Looks like you've got
more goodies than usual there. Everykitty, this is my bud Gruf and his
chick Lana. They've been fishing over on the other side of the island.

Here, let's get unloaded and get things underway.

[Jocko and Gruf fetch a couple large bushel baskets of wet seaweed from
the cart. They throw a thick layer on top of the fire. They then return
with a basket of clams and spread them on top of the seaweed. This is
followed by another layer of seaweed, then a layer of lobsters,
crabs, mussels, and scallops. Finally another layer of seaweed is added,
then topped off with skewers of abalone steaks.]

Ok, everykitty, we'll be ready to start eating in just a few minutes!

Jocko

[Hercule strolls over to one of the guitars, picks it up and checks the
tuning. He carefully plucks a few chords, getting his paws familiar with
the motions again. After allowing himself a couple minutes to relax he
launches into a spirited renditon of "Wipe Out"]

[The Countess' assistant kitty, Dieter, delivers a large glass of nip wine
to the Countess. He confers briefly with the Countess, bows to her, then
walks toward Hercule. He straightens his tux, picks up another guitar, and
joins in.]

diz wuz a wonnerful idermint, Tiger, alzmozt droolin
RPCC Kitties wrote in message
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[As the kitties start to arrive, things start to get busy. Out on Pebbly
Beach, near the southeast corner of the island, a large fire pit is full
of wood burning high and crackling. The smoke is quite fragrant,
suggesting that a good part of the burning wood is mesquite and orange.

Sunset is approaching, with a beautiful orange/pink glow in the eastern
sky. Kitties who walk a little bit to the south along the beach are easily
able to see the glow, while the kitties near the fire pit are shaded by
the high cliffs.

As everyone mingles and meows, enjoying the nip tea, nip wine, and nip
beer, a sound can be heard in the distance. It sounds like a series of
explosions is drawing near! Kitties take shelter behind rocks and logs,
wondering if a war is heading towards them. Moments later a aging golf
cart, driven by a couple of scraggly kitties, is seen tooling down the
beach towards the luau area. As the cart draws near, the drivercat slams
on the brakes, locks the wheels, and spins out, finally stopping just feet
from the edge of the fire.]

Jocko: Hey, Gruf, welcome back! How was the fishing? Looks like you've got
more goodies than usual there. Everykitty, this is my bud Gruf and his
chick Lana. They've been fishing over on the other side of the island.

Here, let's get unloaded and get things underway.

[Jocko and Gruf fetch a couple large bushel baskets of wet seaweed from
the cart. They throw a thick layer on top of the fire. They then return
with a basket of clams and spread them on top of the seaweed. This is
followed by another layer of seaweed, then a layer of lobsters,
crabs, mussels, and scallops. Finally another layer of seaweed is added,
then topped off with skewers of abalone steaks.]

Ok, everykitty, we'll be ready to start eating in just a few minutes!

Jocko

Very soon, shellfishy aromaz fill the air, as the smoke blends with the
moonlight.
The sound of wavez rippling rocks on the beach can be heard in the near
distance.
Warm breezez ripple the kitties furz.

Oh Sundance, izunt diz wunnerfool???
--
Pitö.önya

"RPCC Kitties" wrote in message
news
[As the kitties start to arrive, things start to get busy. Out on Pebbly
Beach, near the southeast corner of the island, a large fire pit is full
of wood burning high and crackling. The smoke is quite fragrant,
suggesting that a good part of the burning wood is mesquite and orange.

Sunset is approaching, with a beautiful orange/pink glow in the eastern
sky. Kitties who walk a little bit to the south along the beach are easily
able to see the glow, while the kitties near the fire pit are shaded by
the high cliffs.

As everyone mingles and meows, enjoying the nip tea, nip wine, and nip
beer, a sound can be heard in the distance. It sounds like a series of
explosions is drawing near! Kitties take shelter behind rocks and logs,
wondering if a war is heading towards them. Moments later a aging golf
cart, driven by a couple of scraggly kitties, is seen tooling down the
beach towards the luau area. As the cart draws near, the drivercat slams
on the brakes, locks the wheels, and spins out, finally stopping just feet
from the edge of the fire.]

Jocko: Hey, Gruf, welcome back! How was the fishing? Looks like you've got
more goodies than usual there. Everykitty, this is my bud Gruf and his
chick Lana. They've been fishing over on the other side of the island.

Here, let's get unloaded and get things underway.

[Jocko and Gruf fetch a couple large bushel baskets of wet seaweed from
the cart. They throw a thick layer on top of the fire. They then return
with a basket of clams and spread them on top of the seaweed. This is
followed by another layer of seaweed, then a layer of lobsters,
crabs, mussels, and scallops. Finally another layer of seaweed is added,
then topped off with skewers of abalone steaks.]

Ok, everykitty, we'll be ready to start eating in just a few minutes!

Jocko

[Jocko and Gruf fetch a couple large bushel baskets of wet seaweed from
the cart. They throw a thick layer on top of the fire. They then return
with a basket of clams and spread them on top of the seaweed. This is
followed by another layer of seaweed, then a layer of lobsters, crabs,
mussels, and scallops. Finally another layer of seaweed is added, then
topped off with skewers of abalone steaks.]

Ok, everykitty, we'll be ready to start eating in just a few minutes!

Jocko

Alright, efurrybody, the abalone kabobs are done! Come help yourselves.

Jocko

letz getta kuple of doze, OEJ to STT... diz here breeze makez mineself feel
veri kittiny...
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[Jocko and Gruf fetch a couple large bushel baskets of wet seaweed from
the cart. They throw a thick layer on top of the fire. They then return
with a basket of clams and spread them on top of the seaweed. This is
followed by another layer of seaweed, then a layer of lobsters, crabs,
mussels, and scallops. Finally another layer of seaweed is added, then
topped off with skewers of abalone steaks.]

Ok, everykitty, we'll be ready to start eating in just a few minutes!

Jocko

Alright, efurrybody, the abalone kabobs are done! Come help yourselves.

Jocko

On Sat, 10 Jun 2006 18:39:05 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

letz getta kuple of doze, OEJ to STT... diz here breeze makez mineself
feel veri kittiny...

I allez feel kitteny when I'm wif you...

Here, I picked us up some abalone kabobs. Dey smell yummy!

STTom

I likez ani kinda fishiez so i iz sure i willz like diz...OEJ, still
blushing...
ShortTail Tom wrote in message
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On Sat, 10 Jun 2006 18:39:05 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

letz getta kuple of doze, OEJ to STT... diz here breeze makez mineself
feel veri kittiny...

I allez feel kitteny when I'm wif you...

Here, I picked us up some abalone kabobs. Dey smell yummy!

STTom

[Sundance's eyes open wide at the sight of all the wonderful seafood.]

"RPCC Kitties" wrote in message
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[As the kitties start to arrive, things start to get busy. Out on Pebbly
Beach, near the southeast corner of the island, a large fire pit is full
of wood burning high and crackling. The smoke is quite fragrant,
suggesting that a good part of the burning wood is mesquite and orange.

Sunset is approaching, with a beautiful orange/pink glow in the eastern
sky. Kitties who walk a little bit to the south along the beach are easily
able to see the glow, while the kitties near the fire pit are shaded by
the high cliffs.

As everyone mingles and meows, enjoying the nip tea, nip wine, and nip
beer, a sound can be heard in the distance. It sounds like a series of
explosions is drawing near! Kitties take shelter behind rocks and logs,
wondering if a war is heading towards them. Moments later a aging golf
cart, driven by a couple of scraggly kitties, is seen tooling down the
beach towards the luau area. As the cart draws near, the drivercat slams
on the brakes, locks the wheels, and spins out, finally stopping just feet
from the edge of the fire.]

Jocko: Hey, Gruf, welcome back! How was the fishing? Looks like you've got
more goodies than usual there. Everykitty, this is my bud Gruf and his
chick Lana. They've been fishing over on the other side of the island.

Here, let's get unloaded and get things underway.

[Jocko and Gruf fetch a couple large bushel baskets of wet seaweed from
the cart. They throw a thick layer on top of the fire. They then return
with a basket of clams and spread them on top of the seaweed. This is
followed by another layer of seaweed, then a layer of lobsters,
crabs, mussels, and scallops. Finally another layer of seaweed is added,
then topped off with skewers of abalone steaks.]

Ok, everykitty, we'll be ready to start eating in just a few minutes!

Jocko

On Sat, 10 Jun 2006 16:39:03 -0700, RPCC Kitties's little, agile paws
typed:

Alright, efurrybody, the abalone kabobs are done! Come help yourselves.

Jocko

Ahhh, but first a toast:

[lifts his wine glass]

"To gud frends and gud fuds: may zey always be wif us!"

--
à bientôt,

Jacques