For discussion among kitties - do we need an election?

Diz iz uh fyne ideer. I thoid it.
Awlzo, az Vice Grand Poobah, I tink we awlzo need a Vice Head Honcho.
Dat way dere wyll awlwayz be uh Poobah an Honcho in rezoyff.
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Pitô.ônya

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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diz iza gud idermint, i willz sekundit, Tiger

"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
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Do we want to have an election for Chief Justicat?

What do all of you kitties think?

Clarence, retired Catmerica purrsident

Clarence, I think an alternative action might be in order. Since we
have
a Purresident and a Grand Poohbah, I think we could balance things
out
with a Head Honcho. The hoomins in Catmerica - errr, the US of
America -
maintain a system of checks and balances by having judicial,
legislative,
and executive branches of government. We do too, but I think we could
add
another layer of checks and balances by also having a tripartate
executive branch. LL currently holds two executive offices -
Purresident
and Grand Poobah. So why don't we also elect a Head Honcho? The Head
Honcho could work with the Purresident and the Grand Poobah as equal-
level peers.

I would like to nominate Clarence for the office of Head Honcho. Who
would like to second the nomination?

Amelia

So why don't we also elect a Head Honcho?

Amelia

Dat imply I inadequate az leedur!

"Lovable Louise"

Saowndz gud tew me ulso..Mosey

diz iza gud idermint, i willz sekundit, Tiger

Do we want to have an election for Chief Justicat?

What do all of you kitties think?

Clarence, retired Catmerica purrsident

Clarence, I think an alternative action might be in order. Since we have
a Purresident and a Grand Poohbah, I think we could balance things out
with a Head Honcho. The hoomins in Catmerica - errr, the US of America -
maintain a system of checks and balances by having judicial, legislative,
and executive branches of government. We do too, but I think we could add
another layer of checks and balances by also having a tripartate
executive branch. LL currently holds two executive offices - Purresident
and Grand Poobah. So why don't we also elect a Head Honcho? The Head
Honcho could work with the Purresident and the Grand Poobah as equal-
level peers.

I would like to nominate Clarence for the office of Head Honcho. Who
would like to second the nomination?

Amelia

So why don't we also elect a Head Honcho?

Amelia

Dat imply I inadequate az leedur!

"Lovable Louise"

No it dunt at awl, et will tayke alot uff stress off yerself n gib othurz a
chanse tew help yoo in yer leedership. Iz a gud fing n yoo r doing a fyne
job.
Mosey

On Thu, 02 Apr 2009 20:46:56 -0400, Adam wrote:

So why don't we also elect a Head Honcho?

Amelia

Dat imply I inadequate az leedur!

"Lovable Louise"

Not at all! No more than having both a Purresident and a Grand Poobah
does. Like Mosey says, it just spreads the load around a little more. The
Purresident has specific duties defined in the Catstitution of Catmerica
- the Grand Poobah and Head Honcho can't take away from those. They just
assist with those duties not defined in the Catstitution.

Amelia

like da head honcho mite be in charge of settin uppa clazzess fur da hoomin
boot kamp, Tiger, glad it wunt be hisef
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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Saowndz gud tew me ulso..Mosey

diz iza gud idermint, i willz sekundit, Tiger

Do we want to have an election for Chief Justicat?

What do all of you kitties think?

Clarence, retired Catmerica purrsident

Clarence, I think an alternative action might be in order. Since we have
a Purresident and a Grand Poohbah, I think we could balance things out
with a Head Honcho. The hoomins in Catmerica - errr, the US of America -
maintain a system of checks and balances by having judicial,
legislative,
and executive branches of government. We do too, but I think we could
add
another layer of checks and balances by also having a tripartate
executive branch. LL currently holds two executive offices - Purresident
and Grand Poobah. So why don't we also elect a Head Honcho? The Head
Honcho could work with the Purresident and the Grand Poobah as equal-
level peers.

I would like to nominate Clarence for the office of Head Honcho. Who
would like to second the nomination?

Amelia

I duzen fink dat emphiees any suzh fing. Dat level of gofverink shud alwayz
be sprreadz aroun. Oftherwize one perzon, sorrie, cat, kud dominate tha hole
grup and dat wuden be rite. Diz way dey kan disguzz fings and kum up wit
many wayz of doing fingz, dat way dere iza choize, dere shud alwayz be a
choize. Piglet not a great lover of politics.
"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
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On Thu, 02 Apr 2009 20:46:56 -0400, Adam wrote:

So why don't we also elect a Head Honcho?

Amelia

Dat imply I inadequate az leedur!

"Lovable Louise"

Not at all! No more than having both a Purresident and a Grand Poobah
does. Like Mosey says, it just spreads the load around a little more. The
Purresident has specific duties defined in the Catstitution of Catmerica
- the Grand Poobah and Head Honcho can't take away from those. They just
assist with those duties not defined in the Catstitution.

Amelia

What does the Grand Pooh-Bah do?

Grand Pooh-Bah offishully "Lord High Everything Else."

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

Waffz, datz a gud one Tiger..n he cood teech dem tew...yup.
Puuuurrfext. But don't yoo reelize yoo kant train hoominz?
Dey kan be so dum, but dey jest dunt 'git et'. Mosey

like da head honcho mite be in charge of settin uppa clazzess fur da
hoomin boot kamp, Tiger, glad it wunt be hisef

"Mosey =^..^="
Saowndz gud tew me ulso..Mosey

diz iza gud idermint, i willz sekundit, Tiger

Do we want to have an election for Chief Justicat?

What do all of you kitties think?

Clarence, retired Catmerica purrsident

Clarence, I think an alternative action might be in order. Since we
have
a Purresident and a Grand Poohbah, I think we could balance things out
with a Head Honcho. The hoomins in Catmerica - errr, the US of
America -
maintain a system of checks and balances by having judicial,
legislative,
and executive branches of government. We do too, but I think we could
add
another layer of checks and balances by also having a tripartate
executive branch. LL currently holds two executive offices -
Purresident
and Grand Poobah. So why don't we also elect a Head Honcho? The Head
Honcho could work with the Purresident and the Grand Poobah as equal-
level peers.

I would like to nominate Clarence for the office of Head Honcho. Who
would like to second the nomination?

Amelia

So why don't we also elect a Head Honcho?

Amelia

Dat imply I inadequate az leedur!

"Lovable Louise"

No it dunt at awl, et will tayke alot uff stress off yerself n gib othurz a
chanse tew help yoo in yer leedership. Iz a gud fing n yoo r doing a fyne
job.
Mosey

Not at all! No more than having both a Purresident and a Grand Poobah
does. Like Mosey says, it just spreads the load around a little more. The
Purresident has specific duties defined in the Catstitution of Catmerica
- the Grand Poobah and Head Honcho can't take away from those. They just
assist with those duties not defined in the Catstitution.

Amelia

I duzen fink dat emphiees any suzh fing. Dat level of gofverink shud
alwayz
be sprreadz aroun. Oftherwize one perzon, sorrie, cat, kud dominate tha
hole
grup and dat wuden be rite. Diz way dey kan disguzz fings and kum up wit
many wayz of doing fingz, dat way dere iza choize, dere shud alwayz be a
choize. Piglet not a great lover of politics

Mosey totully ugreez wif Mz Piglet . 'I hab a large room wif a big raownd
tayble fur usses to hab meetingz tew dicuss fings, jest uh offer.

What does the Grand Pooh-Bah do?

Grand Pooh-Bah offishully "Lord High Everything Else."

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

Izzat wrote daown sumpwase?
Wee are here to assist you in your 'minny' duties, but efferone hoo iz heer
iz Equill.
We awl git tew shayer r idearz n gib, our upyunz.
Da Diplocats kan ware dere soots dat's one uff da reezuns web got dem,
dey r furry kool wooking wiff da silber naymetags tew.
Yoo r dooing a gudgud job Loveable Louise, no wurries but wook at awl da
uther jobz dat hab bean kreated, n uthers hab gudgud idears bowt fings.
Jest a foo thots fur yerself tew fink ubaowt. Remember, I tryed tew rezine
sew I cood raize the Kits, but yoo tawked me ento staying on az Diplocat, so
dat iz myown 2 toonaz wurth.
Mosey
Thuh Diplocat 2 Catnada.