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Old December 10th 03, 06:34 AM
David Stevenson
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What's an Australian bra?

It's green-and-gold, it has great support, but it's got no cups .....

Err - I think I shall just go and hide before Yowie sees this ....

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Old December 10th 03, 07:55 AM
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What's an Australian bra?

It's green-and-gold, it has great support, but it's got no cups .....

Err - I think I shall just go and hide before Yowie sees this ....

750,000 on the streets of London to see Jonny and friends. Tea with
the queen!


Heh ;-) But remember their other rugby team beat the other rugby team (British
one as opposed to English one) over here whilst the English one was beating
their one over there. If you see what I mean...

Cheers, helen s


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Old December 10th 03, 05:53 PM
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Alan Erskine wrote
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750,000 on the streets of London to see Jonny and friends. Tea with
the queen!


I can just imagine a rugby player having tea with HRH:
"AY, your majesticness, ya ain't got a spare fag, 'av ya?"

ugghhh.

Rugby players aren't known for their intellectual prowess.

Personally, you can keep the cup; I'm an AFL fan - Australian Rules.


It is much more fun to support one team in various disciplines!

Go West Coast Eagles!

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Old December 10th 03, 09:52 PM
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What cup??

Tee hee hee......I have better things to worry about....like....stopping
Gizmo getting my fish!!

Angela

"David Stevenson" wrote in message
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What's an Australian bra?

It's green-and-gold, it has great support, but it's got no cups .....

Err - I think I shall just go and hide before Yowie sees this ....

750,000 on the streets of London to see Jonny and friends. Tea with
the queen!

--
David Stevenson Storypage: http://blakjak.com/sty_menu.htm
Liverpool, England, UK Emails welcome
Nanki Poo: SI Bp+W B 10 Y L+ W++ C+ I T+ A- E H++ V- F Q P B+ PA+ PL+ SC
Minke: SI W+Cp B 1 Y++ L-- W- C+



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Old December 10th 03, 10:58 PM
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"David Stevenson" wrote in message
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What's an Australian bra?

It's green-and-gold, it has great support, but it's got no cups .....

Err - I think I shall just go and hide before Yowie sees this ....


snicker

Since I have been guilty of sending aruond not-so-complimentary jokes about
New Zealan'ds rugby union team, I 'spose this is just fair play.

Still, I'm with Alan, I much prefer AFL than either of the rugbys or soccer.
Although I suspect my reasons for doing so may be somewhat different to his
:-)

Yowie

 




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