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"Laura R." wrote in message
Okay, I see your butler and raise you one gay Scotsman in full war-paint
who
was an expert on repairing bagpipes.


Okay, let's see...Tony Danza tried to steal my luggage at LaGuardia
about six months ago. Well, technically his driver or whatever did
it, but TD was standing there whining into his cell phone the whole
time.

Who?

Or there's the guy with pink hair and a skirt carrying a mannequin
head in a milk crate onto the commuter train in Chicago some years
back.

That one sounds promising. 8)

Oh, wait- if we stick with the Scotsman theme- I was serenaded by
Nazareth one evening.

The place? Who are all these people?

And then there was the guy in a kilt playing bagpipes in the middle
of 58th street during the World Series last year...

That doesn't count.
Shory answer. Feeling stroppy. Battling with server. White wax and sharp
pins brought out

Vee