A bootiful afternoon in Burgundy...

Soft sayz her hopez you meanz da highland kittyz, her likez dat male hooman
anna sayz he haza soft heart, so da female one muzt be gud alzo, Tiger
Calico Cat wrote in message
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Ahhh, bonjour, Calli! Permittez-moi to introduce myownself. cleans
the meat off of a squab wing I am Jacques Chat-Clouseau, and I am an
Inspecktor wif zee Gendarmerie Feline Françaisand my wink and I are
zee guests of Cleopatra and Anaïs.Pleeze dojoyne usses on owr sail
down zee canals of Burgundy!

pours glass of nip-Pommard Ummm, may I suggest zee lamb, and ov
cawze zees squab. Zoo, tell usses 'bowt yourownself

[Fluffy calico girl with very wide eyes sits slowly at the table]

Wow! A Inspector? Dats impurrsive! And dis food - wow! Squab - dats a
birdie, isn't it? I likes birdies! I'f nefur tried lamb, but will try
anyfing. It sure smells good.

Lets see - I'z about a year old I fink, and I likes to play, and I'z
mostly a Out kitty. I keep asking mine hoomins to make me a In kitty but
dey hasn't done it yet. I fink I wants da hoomins dat give me my 2nd meals
to let me be a house kitty wif dem, but dey gotz kitties already. We'll
see I guess.

I likes to play, and I'z nefur been outside of mine home neighborhood
befur dis! Iz furry 'cited! An I'z nefur really spent much time around
offur kitties neifur. Da ones dat live in da Out in my neighborhood aren't
furry friendly. So dis venture wif all you friendly kitties is lotz an
lotz of fun!

Cali

Stormmee wrote:
Soft sayz her hopez you meanz da highland kittyz, her likez dat male hooman
anna sayz he haza soft heart, so da female one muzt be gud alzo, Tiger

Da Highland Kitties is da neighbor kittiez, indeed! Dere hoomin figgered
dat since I was regular for fuds and petz it waz time to let me
partic... partis.... talk on da Community. I'z been purrin at da
hoomins to mebbe build me a liddle kittyhouse in da garden (like what
Shorty, my friend) getted from his girlcatfriend. I fink dey'z gonna
make me one dis weekend! Dat would be nice.

CaliCat

On Fri, 17 Feb 2006 17:38:37 -0800, Calico Cat's little, agile paws
typed:

[Fluffy calico girl with very wide eyes sits slowly at the table]

Wow! A Inspector? Dats impurrsive! And dis food - wow! Squab - dats a
birdie, isn't it? I likes birdies! I'f nefur tried lamb, but will try
anyfing. It sure smells good.

Ahh. zat ees an interestink story, and welcome! calls over a waiter
and meows to him; the waiter appears with a number of dishes And
zince yew missed zee fish course, here eez som fur yourownself!
waiter sets down dishes of the Sautéed crayfish; Scallops rémoulade
with Haut-Var truffles ; and the Lobster royale in front of Calli.

And zis eez a glass ov nip-Volnay; and zis eez zee nip-Pommard for
you!

Zo zen, eet eez settled - we will haf zee crew find yew a room. Wood
yew rafur bee in ze single-girl-kitties room, or a leetle room ov your
own?

--
à bientôt,

Jacques

purhapz Stt willz share wif you fur a bit, Trudi
Calico Cat wrote in message
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Stormmee wrote:
Soft sayz her hopez you meanz da highland kittyz, her likez dat male
hooman
anna sayz he haza soft heart, so da female one muzt be gud alzo, Tiger

Da Highland Kitties is da neighbor kittiez, indeed! Dere hoomin figgered
dat since I was regular for fuds and petz it waz time to let me
partic... partis.... talk on da Community. I'z been purrin at da
hoomins to mebbe build me a liddle kittyhouse in da garden (like what
Shorty, my friend) getted from his girlcatfriend. I fink dey'z gonna
make me one dis weekend! Dat would be nice.

CaliCat

Hiya Cali, glad yu kin joyn uz.
I yam frum Cali tuu...Califurrnya!

Pitoonya AKA Sweetee, not shur she herd rite...

Sundance wrote:
Howdeedoo, Cali. Mine name iz Sundance. Yoo may hab meeted
my sisfur Rebecca alreddy, an dis bootiful ladycat iz mine...

[Sundance pauses, nervous about saying it out loud for the
first time]

mine girlfren Pitoonya.

Sundance, hoping Pitoonya doesn't object

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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Hihi Cali,

Why duzn't yew sit wif usses and haff sum lunch. Dis iz my
wink Tiger, datz HRH Cleopatra an her wink TV, datz da
Inspektor an hiz wink Bridget, dis iz Pitoonya an Sundance
datz Jasmine - an hmmmm, did I miss anykitty at da table???

Dis iz a luffly chateau an we iz in da middle ov lunch heer
den we're gowink back to da hotel barge. Dere'z alwayz an
xtra stateroom, so yew can joyne usses too!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
2/17/2006 3:14:48 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

OEJ quietly pazzez by anna hipawz petunia...smilez
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
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Hiya Cali, glad yu kin joyn uz.
I yam frum Cali tuu...Califurrnya!

Pitoonya AKA Sweetee, not shur she herd rite...

Sundance wrote:
Howdeedoo, Cali. Mine name iz Sundance. Yoo may hab meeted
my sisfur Rebecca alreddy, an dis bootiful ladycat iz mine...

[Sundance pauses, nervous about saying it out loud for the
first time]

mine girlfren Pitoonya.

Sundance, hoping Pitoonya doesn't object

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
...
Hihi Cali,

Why duzn't yew sit wif usses and haff sum lunch. Dis iz my
wink Tiger, datz HRH Cleopatra an her wink TV, datz da
Inspektor an hiz wink Bridget, dis iz Pitoonya an Sundance
datz Jasmine - an hmmmm, did I miss anykitty at da table???

Dis iz a luffly chateau an we iz in da middle ov lunch heer
den we're gowink back to da hotel barge. Dere'z alwayz an
xtra stateroom, so yew can joyne usses too!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
2/17/2006 3:14:48 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

[Sundance sees the puzzled look on Pitoonya's face and thinks he must have
been too forward.]

He whisperz to Pitoonya: Ize sorree, Pitoonya. I didnt meen to upset
yurownself. I haz bin fingkin uv ussez az a kupple, an maybe yoo haznt.
Pleez furgiv myownself fur sayin yoo wuz my girlfren. I wont do dat agin
unless yoo sez itz OK.

Sundance

"Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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Hiya Cali, glad yu kin joyn uz.
I yam frum Cali tuu...Califurrnya!

Pitoonya AKA Sweetee, not shur she herd rite...

Sundance wrote:
Howdeedoo, Cali. Mine name iz Sundance. Yoo may hab meeted
my sisfur Rebecca alreddy, an dis bootiful ladycat iz mine...

[Sundance pauses, nervous about saying it out loud for the
first time]

mine girlfren Pitoonya.

Sundance, hoping Pitoonya doesn't object

I yam not upset, SunDance. I kno yu wudunt du ennyting tu upset me...
I juzt wuz surprizt. I du endjoy yur kumpany, and yu ar kynd an
sweet an thotfool, an I am uh gurl an I du lyke yu, at leezt az uh
frend...an furr neow datz juzt fyne.

Pitoonya, hi-pawzing Stormmee
an thinking in sing-song tu hurself *Yaaay...I gotz uh bouyfrend!

Sundance wrote:
[Sundance sees the puzzled look on Pitoonya's face and thinks
he must have been too forward.]

He whisperz to Pitoonya: Ize sorree, Pitoonya. I didnt meen
to upset yurownself. I haz bin fingkin uv ussez az a kupple,
an maybe yoo haznt. Pleez furgiv myownself fur sayin yoo wuz
my girlfren. I wont do dat agin unless yoo sez itz OK.

Sundance

"Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...

Hiya Cali, glad yu kin joyn uz.
I yam frum Cali tuu...Califurrnya!

Pitoonya AKA Sweetee, not shur she herd rite...

Sundance wrote:
Howdeedoo, Cali. Mine name iz Sundance. Yoo may hab meeted
my sisfur Rebecca alreddy, an dis bootiful ladycat iz mine...

[Sundance pauses, nervous about saying it out loud for the
first time]

mine girlfren Pitoonya.

Sundance, hoping Pitoonya doesn't object

oooh can i hav sum blue ribbons to match mi purty eyes??
"Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat" wrote in
message ...
meee wrote:
MIZZZ CLEOPATRA!! (I has a furry loud howl dussnt I?)

You have a wonderfully loud howl! That's very impressive.

Sorry I was away. My lazy hoomin CLAIMS he was busy with important stuff.
His barekitten, Sean, had his laptop die, so my hoomin was helping him fix
it, and lent out the laptop that we use to get online. The nerve!

Anyway, I think you kittens would make a very cute parade. My handsome
wink, TV, is right here with his magic backpack. What would you like to
look for?

Cleopatra

heriz yourown ribbonz, Stormme holdz owt a pawful
meee wrote in message
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oooh can i hav sum blue ribbons to match mi purty eyes??
"Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat" wrote in
message ...
meee wrote:
MIZZZ CLEOPATRA!! (I has a furry loud howl dussnt I?)

You have a wonderfully loud howl! That's very impressive.

Sorry I was away. My lazy hoomin CLAIMS he was busy with important
stuff.
His barekitten, Sean, had his laptop die, so my hoomin was helping him
fix
it, and lent out the laptop that we use to get online. The nerve!

Anyway, I think you kittens would make a very cute parade. My handsome
wink, TV, is right here with his magic backpack. What would you like to
look for?

Cleopatra