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Gnus ob da Whirled
Goh Tew BearA Bondz tew git hym owt uf Jayle!!
Mosey Piglett gets grambys kredit kard and call O t come with her. We will getz Wascal ana go bial Bear out of da jail iffin him getz rested. shame on Unkle Bill fofr doing dat. Him left da samwich unguarded so itself waz fail game, evven wiff looooong hair, him iz smart enuf 2 know dat. Mine first storee ob da day: Little Samanfa-doggie has a toy moosie. Da moosie is a kyoot widdl cloff moos. She brot it ober too me an dropt it rite in front ob me, sew I FREW it four her an shee wen an gotted it an brotted it bak. And I FREW it agen. I gess we gno dat dogs don' GNEED no hooomins to play fetsh. Lass gnite, Uncl Bill opend da creem-cheez to mak hiseff a sammich. He put a dab ob itted wer I cood reech it an it wuz delishus. Ennyway, he mad da sammich an wented too pour himseff sum tee and da Bear reechd his longlong gnose up onto da table an TOOK da sammich. An dint gib em NUN. An Uncl Bill yelld at him. An made anuther sammich. Missy Hoomin notes: The game of fetch lasted for two "throws." The second time Missy kicked the toy moose, Samantha went and got it but didn't bring it back. Bear took my damn sandwich all right. I told one of the Labs that works with the cops at the train station about it and da Bear is going to get arrested. -- Will in New Haven Yu needs effydense. It mite have bin enyfing wat ate thu sammich. Maybe yu gots gohstes or aleeens. Maybe yu dreemed itall an theer wuznt no sammich. Fangyu Sam. Da law firm ob WooToo an Missy is gonna hannl da Bearz defens an wee fink yoo hab hitted on da propur approatsh. Wee gonna clame dat da Heisenberg Uncertaintly Principal shows dat der may haff BIN no sammich. WooToo An wee gonna getted Professur Shroedingers kitty to testify. Missy -- WooToo |
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Gnus ob da Whirled
Piglett and O T stand listening to this conversation. Well, seemz we iznt needed here. I kno da wai hoomanz makez samwichez, den washez da kife anna putz da bred away in da kabinet. So, if da Bear don’t haff annie krumbz on hizown chin, dere kan be no ebidenze. They return to the porter knowing the case is in the capable hands of the law firm of WooToo and Missy. It iz gonna b ok. Wate up. Wee gonna hab a selly brashun in onor ob da Bear's akwittal an yoons ar inbited. Wee ar gonna hab creem cheez an djelly sammiches or toona sammiches for dem dat purfer dem an sum nip tea. WooToo An heer comes da Wascal to join usses. -- Missy An heer comes da Mosey, Meowy, liddle Tygur n Mayzy, Sqweex, PookyKat, BobQat n Mimzy to join yew, iffen yew dunt mynd. Pipps iz awf gittin reddy fur uh dayte wiff Ranger. |
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Gnus ob da Whirled
anna besidez, makin da bear a sammish furzt wulda fized da prolem, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message ... Piglett gets grambys kredit kard and call O t come with her. We will getz Wascal ana go bial Bear out of da jail iffin him getz rested. shame on Unkle Bill fofr doing dat. Him left da samwich unguarded so itself waz fail game, evven wiff looooong hair, him iz smart enuf 2 know dat. "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... Mine first storee ob da day: Little Samanfa-doggie has a toy moosie. Da moosie is a kyoot widdl cloff moos. She brot it ober too me an dropt it rite in front ob me, sew I FREW it four her an shee wen an gotted it an brotted it bak. And I FREW it agen. I gess we gno dat dogs don' GNEED no hooomins to play fetsh. Lass gnite, Uncl Bill opend da creem-cheez to mak hiseff a sammich. He put a dab ob itted wer I cood reech it an it wuz delishus. Ennyway, he mad da sammich an wented too pour himseff sum tee and da Bear reechd his longlong gnose up onto da table an TOOK da sammich. An dint gib em NUN. An Uncl Bill yelld at him. An made anuther sammich. Missy Hoomin notes: The game of fetch lasted for two "throws." The second time Missy kicked the toy moose, Samantha went and got it but didn't bring it back. Bear took my damn sandwich all right. I told one of the Labs that works with the cops at the train station about it and da Bear is going to get arrested. -- Will in New Haven |
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Gnus ob da Whirled
all gud purntz, OEJ, wiping herown whiskerz fur krumbz
"Cheryl" wrote in message ... On 2012-01-11 12:21 PM, Gramby wrote: Piglett gets grambys kredit kard and call O t come with her. We will getz Wascal ana go bial Bear out of da jail iffin him getz rested. shame on Unkle Bill fofr doing dat. Him left da samwich unguarded so itself waz fail game, evven wiff looooong hair, him iz smart enuf 2 know dat. "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... Mine first storee ob da day: Little Samanfa-doggie has a toy moosie. Da moosie is a kyoot widdl cloff moos. She brot it ober too me an dropt it rite in front ob me, sew I FREW it four her an shee wen an gotted it an brotted it bak. And I FREW it agen. I gess we gno dat dogs don' GNEED no hooomins to play fetsh. Lass gnite, Uncl Bill opend da creem-cheez to mak hiseff a sammich. He put a dab ob itted wer I cood reech it an it wuz delishus. Ennyway, he mad da sammich an wented too pour himseff sum tee and da Bear reechd his longlong gnose up onto da table an TOOK da sammich. An dint gib em NUN. An Uncl Bill yelld at him. An made anuther sammich. Missy Hoomin notes: The game of fetch lasted for two "throws." The second time Missy kicked the toy moose, Samantha went and got it but didn't bring it back. Bear took my damn sandwich all right. I told one of the Labs that works with the cops at the train station about it and da Bear is going to get arrested. -- Will in New Haven Yu needs effydense. It mite have bin enyfing wat ate thu sammich. Maybe yu gots gohstes or aleeens. Maybe yu dreemed itall an theer wuznt no sammich. -- Sam |
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