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da 'ficcal new howze tour, conducted by storrmmee of asher/grass
Storrmmee barrows OT Mahoney's curling iron which he barrowed from the
gramby, da soft has unruly harz dat others calls curlee so she doezn't have one, anna besides she iz too lazee tu uze one aneeway... she goes to the center of the ruum and nownces... ok kittees we iz berree purlezed dat ursefz has comed tu owrz new howze partee, so da ofur kitteez 'lected minesef ta gif da 'fical tur beclawz i can jum to all kule pwazes... itt may take a few poztz beclaws da soft iz lazee anna sayz if i tawk too much herown fingerz will get weared owt. we will start in the 'propriatelee named master bafrum... since diz iz where owrz water fowntain anna fudz iz... atta end of diz rum iza winner whut lukz owt onna yard, where da tweez anna grass usta lif before da firemonzterz, now dat red stuff ursefz seez iz red clay, da softz mom sayz it needsa bwakee of dirt so grass will return, when ursef hops up ursef can uze da hoomin litter bowl, when ursef jumpz down ursef can go dat way, jump stwait onna floorz makin a beree kule klunkin noize or jump to da vanitee anna getsa dwink... da banitee iz kule beclawz it haz four doorz whut makez it beree kule to pway keep away furn da hoominz... nezt to diz iza lininz klozet where da soft bwankeez anna towelz lifez, fur sum reazun when kittez goez in der soft sqweelz wif delite anna pwatizes herown salor wordz... akrozz furm da banitee iza hoomin washin box, where soft getz wet on purpoze, diz rum awso featurez a berree nice pair of rugz to nap on as well aza nize heater monzter bent... when ursef leafz diz rum ursef enterz da mazter bedrum, which iz awso named korectlee beclawz itz awso were we stayz whenna hoominz leafz. atta end of diz rum iza door to da owt, soft made hoomin buiderz put diz in beclawz she is scared of firemonzterz returnin, der iz a kloset akrozz furm diz door.da shoez lifez onna shelf, anna sinze dey duzint haf deir homez kalled shoe boxes dey can be used to tezt grafitee which awso makez a beree kule klunin sownd... as ursef comes arown da korner der iza winner to da owt onna front... here ursef will seez more red clay a bigbig stump anna howzes akross da stweet where kule dogz anna kittees lif, when da fire mnzterz camed we rested in owrz kittee jailz in one of dem, which iz where da wind monzterz taked da bay winnerz away... idiz iza qwite large rum wif no furnishurez at diz time beclawz soft won't barrow toonaz, so dey sleep in anofur rum dat iz diskussed later... rite now owrz litter boxes toyz anna skratchin pole iz in here, da skratchin pole is beree substandard, but soft uses da same skuze for owrz pitiful furnishure as her reasun for no hoomin furnishure... we will now haffa break for more drinkz fudz anna slidin onna floorz... oh befur i furget, diz rum haz three heat bentz. storrmmee |
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