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On May 1, 2005 09:44 pmRebecca wrote:
"Fred Williams" wrote in message ... Hey, I katched a troll! Itz my firstest wun! Rebecca, carving a notch in... well, she'll find something to carve a notch in! That was good hunting, Rebecca. Do you have a recipe for roasted troll? -- Regards Fred, (Remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by email). Yoo meen yoo kan eet dem? No, I duznt hab a recipe. If enneekittee or enneehoomin haz wun dey wud like to gib me, Ize shur dat Fluffykitz cud uze it. Rebecca, salivating at the thought We used to have "Troll Roasts" on r.p.c.c, but I think maybe it has gone out of fashion. What kitty has time today? Effurryfang is rush,rush,rush, including myownself's sekretary. Gotta go, -- Regards Diana, Ryan and our hooman, Fred, (Remove FFFf from oury email address to reply, if by email). |
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On May 1, 2005 10:39 pmThe Clowder (South wrote:
Fred Williams wrote: I donot no whut to do bowt da Walk ov Remembranz...shud I go hed an mayk his brik? Pleeeze let mineselv no. Mietze Oh yes. The Walk of Rememberance. That would be nice. Even though he was a feral cat, he came to our door for food and eventually for attention as well. We always thought of him as a member of the House of Williams. If it's not too much trouble, a brick for Jetadiah would be appreciated. You are so thoughtful, Mietze. -- Regards Diana, Ryan, and their hooman, Fred, Dere haff allwayz bin Owt kitties hoo come to mine Hous fur food. Mine own birrfmom wuz wun, shee wunnt intristid in beein a In kitty herownselv. I haff mayd Jetadiah a brik, wiff da graytisst reespekt, an his naym will bee calld as a Onoree at da next Jellicle Ball. Mietze Fangu, Mietze. You are always so reliable. May Bast Bless. -- Regards Diana, Ryan, and ourownselves' hooman, Fred, (Remove FFFf from our email address to reply, if by email). |
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On Mon, 02 May 2005 01:44:56 GMT, Rebecca wrote:
Yoo meen yoo kan eet dem? No, I duznt hab a recipe. If enneekittee or enneehoomin haz wun dey wud like to gib me, Ize shur dat Fluffykitz cud uze it. Rebecca, salivating at the thought I wudn't eet dis won. Its filled wif nasty poisons. Dis is da uglee, meen troll who posted nasties to Eileen Clark wen she posted 'bout Miss Tuffy goin to da bridge. Trow it in da dumpster! -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs 5/2/2005 10:32:39 AM anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com |
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We'ze sorry unca Fred, but somehow we fink you are right. Jetadiah is
probably safe an warm whereever he is. TopHat and the gang. Fred Williams wrote: Well, Fred went out today for about the 5th time and was finally able to dig Jetadiah's box from underneath the workshop. It had ice in it under the insulation and it was sitting on a block of ice. But there was no Jetadiah in the box and no Jetadiah under the workshop. He has just disappeared. He was a regular customer at our door and a friend to us all, but there has been no sign of him for months now and the last time we saw him he was very sick and not eating nor drinking anything. So we're pretty sure he has gone to the Rainbow Bridge, but we're not so sure what happened to his remains. He has gone back to where he came from. He appeared one day out of nowhere and that's the way he left us too. We miss him but we'z pretty sure he's safe at the Bridge. Our hearts are sad, but we're not hurting too badly, because we know Jetadiah came and went on his own terms and he always kept a certain distance frum usses. He was a big powerful feral cat, and a free spirit. May Bast bless his coming and going. -- Regards Diana, Ryan, and their hooman, Fred, (Remove FFFf from our email address to reply, if by email). |
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I wudn't eet dis won. Its filled wif nasty poisons. Dis is da uglee,
meen troll who posted nasties to Eileen Clark wen she posted 'bout Miss Tuffy goin to da bridge. Trow it in da dumpster! I'z fink eben da nasty poison ones can be used. When hoomins want to eat olives (I can't imagine why anybody would want to EAT olives when dey make such good soccer balls) dey has to soak dem in lye fur a longlong time. I fink maybe soaking in lye or acid or somefing like dat might make eben da nasty, nasty trolls useable. At least fur a garnish. Tabitha |
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Dear Uncle Fred, Diana, & Ryan,
Please accept our sincerest catdolences on the loss of Mr. Jetadiah. We'ze furry sorry we never got to know hisownselves. [Three cats assume the meatloaf position and begin purring heartily.] Kitty Schottland VC, Capt. Midnight DOC, & Lilith Kitten-Mahoney ----- childfree23 at earthlink dot net |
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"Tabitha Kitten" wrote in message
... I wudn't eet dis won. Its filled wif nasty poisons. Dis is da uglee, meen troll who posted nasties to Eileen Clark wen she posted 'bout Miss Tuffy goin to da bridge. Trow it in da dumpster! I'z fink eben da nasty poison ones can be used. When hoomins want to eat olives (I can't imagine why anybody would want to EAT olives when dey make such good soccer balls) dey has to soak dem in lye fur a longlong time. I fink maybe soaking in lye or acid or somefing like dat might make eben da nasty, nasty trolls useable. At least fur a garnish. Tabitha Well, if yoo fingk it wud be wurf tryin, we kan. What shall we soke itself in? That lye stuf sownds horribul! How bowt nip champane? If it duznt turn owt gud, we kan juss hab a big bonfire and burn itself up! Rebecca |
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Well, if yoo fingk it wud be wurf tryin, we kan. What shall we soke itself
in? That lye stuf sownds horribul! How bowt nip champane? If it duznt turn owt gud, we kan juss hab a big bonfire and burn itself up! Rebecca Das a good idea! How about we soak it in nip whiskey? Den if we has to put it on a bonfire it would burn FURRY well! Tabitha |
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On May 3, 2005 03:11 amTabitha Kitten wrote:
Well, if yoo fingk it wud be wurf tryin, we kan. What shall we soke itself in? That lye stuf sownds horribul! How bowt nip champane? If it duznt turn owt gud, we kan juss hab a big bonfire and burn itself up! Rebecca Das a good idea! How about we soak it in nip whiskey? Den if we has to put it on a bonfire it would burn FURRY well! Tabitha Ah,... Pickled Troll Torch! I bet it would make pretty colours. -- Regards Diana, Ryan and their hooman, Fred, (Remove FFFf from our email address to reply, if by email). |
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On May 2, 2005 09:32 pmChildFree23 wrote:
Dear Uncle Fred, Diana, & Ryan, Please accept our sincerest catdolences on the loss of Mr. Jetadiah. We'ze furry sorry we never got to know hisownselves. [Three cats assume the meatloaf position and begin purring [heartily.] Fangu. He wasn't an easy cat to get to know. Furry stand-offish and independant. -- Regards Diana Ryan, and their hooman, Fred, (Remove FFFf from ourownselves email address to reply, if by email). |
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