Advice Please....

Dear All,

I need advice. I am well ****ed off with next doors
Jack-Russell-from-hell. The Fracking thing keeps yapping & barking and
disturbing my nap. To add insult to injury, the ******* chased me twice
this morning when I was out doing my rounds. I of course smacked it in
the head with all my claws out and then chased it, but even so, it's not
what you want to do when you're taking your constitutional. Pandora is
so worried by it, she hasn't even gone out today and she likes to lie in
the sun on the patio.

It won't stop barking, so the human has offered to climb over the fence
and wack it with the garden spade, but I would prefer something more
effective and long term. Like bowel dismemberment. That'd shut the
bugger up.

All advice appreciated.

Most miffed,

His Royal Feline Lordship Tiger.



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"Helen Miles" wrote in message
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All advice appreciated.

Most miffed,

His Royal Feline Lordship Tiger.



I find a mouthful of fangs impaled about the jugular most effective against
lower life forms.

Purrs, Waffles

On Mon, 1 Aug 2005 14:45:32 +0000 (UTC), "Helen Miles"
wrote:

Dear All,

I need advice. I am well ****ed off with next doors
Jack-Russell-from-hell. The Fracking thing keeps yapping & barking and
disturbing my nap. To add insult to injury, the ******* chased me twice
this morning when I was out doing my rounds. I of course smacked it in
the head with all my claws out and then chased it, but even so, it's not
what you want to do when you're taking your constitutional. Pandora is
so worried by it, she hasn't even gone out today and she likes to lie in
the sun on the patio.

It won't stop barking, so the human has offered to climb over the fence
and wack it with the garden spade, but I would prefer something more
effective and long term. Like bowel dismemberment. That'd shut the
bugger up.

Next time lurk up someplace high and then jump down on the ratcreature
with all claws at full extension... that ought to teach it to leave
you alone!

I know Jack russells are adorable dogs, but they're a little PITA to
have for a neighbour! The people behind us had two of them - one older
dog who was very well behaved, and one puppy that yapped and yelped
and carried on all day and all night long, especially when they went
away for vacation and left it tied up to its kennel! I always wanted
to call the animal protection people and report them but they weren't
actually doing anything 'wrong'. It had food and water and shelter,
just not love and attention or dog-training

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~Karen aka Kajikit
Crafts, cats, and chocolate - the three essentials of life
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"Karen AKA Kajikit" wrote in message


I know Jack russells are adorable dogs, but they're a little PITA to
have for a neighbour! ///

Yeah, I had a Jack Russell for 17 years and they are cracking little
dogs. However, they are huge personalities in very small bodies and you
need to show them who is boss. Having said that, I'm looking for a new
d*g addition next year... We've decided on a Parson Russell Terrier (a
slightly larger type of JRT) and I dread to think what HRFL will say
when the puppy arrives in Feb!

Helen M


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On Mon, 01 Aug 2005 12:22:35 -0400, Karen AKA Kajikit
yodeled:

On Mon, 1 Aug 2005 14:45:32 +0000 (UTC), "Helen Miles"
wrote:

Dear All,

I need advice. I am well ****ed off with next doors
Jack-Russell-from-hell. The Fracking thing keeps yapping & barking and
disturbing my nap. To add insult to injury, the ******* chased me twice
this morning when I was out doing my rounds. I of course smacked it in
the head with all my claws out and then chased it, but even so, it's not
what you want to do when you're taking your constitutional. Pandora is
so worried by it, she hasn't even gone out today and she likes to lie in
the sun on the patio.

It won't stop barking, so the human has offered to climb over the fence
and wack it with the garden spade, but I would prefer something more
effective and long term. Like bowel dismemberment. That'd shut the
bugger up.

Next time lurk up someplace high and then jump down on the ratcreature
with all claws at full extension... that ought to teach it to leave
you alone!

I know Jack russells are adorable dogs

They are the spawn of Satan.


Theresa
Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh
My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com

Helen Miles wrote:

Dear All,

I need advice. I am well ****ed off with next doors
Jack-Russell-from-hell. The Fracking thing keeps yapping & barking and
disturbing my nap. To add insult to injury, the ******* chased me twice
this morning when I was out doing my rounds. I of course smacked it in
the head with all my claws out and then chased it, but even so, it's not
what you want to do when you're taking your constitutional. Pandora is
so worried by it, she hasn't even gone out today and she likes to lie in
the sun on the patio.

It won't stop barking, so the human has offered to climb over the fence
and wack it with the garden spade, but I would prefer something more
effective and long term. Like bowel dismemberment. That'd shut the
bugger up.

All advice appreciated.

Dear Tiger,

A friend of mine in the U.S. had a twenty-pound owner named
Boswell. He had managed to terrorize all the neighborhood
dogs so throughly that they would drag their people to the
other side of the street when being walked past his house!
Another friend had a large marmelade named Billy who would
periodically trounce the yappy little poodle next door.
(Dogs having a rather short memory, he had to do it about
once a month, but each trouncing kept the noise level down
for about that long.) I realize you are a gentlemanly cat,
but perhaps you should treat the problem a bit more
aggressively?

On Mon, 1 Aug 2005 16:45:55 +0000 (UTC), "Helen Miles"
yodeled:

"Karen AKA Kajikit" wrote in message


I know Jack russells are adorable dogs, but they're a little PITA to
have for a neighbour! ///

Yeah, I had a Jack Russell for 17 years and they are cracking little
dogs. However, they are huge personalities in very small bodies and you
need to show them who is boss. Having said that, I'm looking for a new
d*g addition next year... We've decided on a Parson Russell Terrier (a
slightly larger type of JRT) and I dread to think what HRFL will say
when the puppy arrives in Feb!

Really? Here the name Parson Russell has superceded the name JRT, so
what were JRTs are now (for show and breeding purposes anyway) PRTs.
But I don't know any just-plain-dog people who use the PRT name.

Theresa

Theresa
Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh
My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com

"Kreisleriana" wrote in message


Really? Here the name Parson Russell has superceded the name JRT, so
what were JRTs are now (for show and breeding purposes anyway) PRTs.
But I don't know any just-plain-dog people who use the PRT name.

The PRT is the pure-bred UK Kennel club accepted true-to-original-type
JRT. They stand taller than a typical JRT and have a breed standard.
JRT's still exist as working dogs, but they are only allowed to be
registered with the JRT fanciers club, not the Kennel club. JRT's have
many different varieties, patterns, etc, etc, where as the PRT is a much
more "pure" terrier...

My JRT was more PRT type (i.e. taller) and stood 14" at the shoulder. I
like the larger more "square" terriers.

What HRFL will think however, remains to be seen as he refers to the
resident d*g Bonnie (a X-breed mutt) and "That stinkin' scum" ;o)

Helen M


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Kreisleriana wrote:
On Mon, 01 Aug 2005 12:22:35 -0400, Karen AKA Kajikit
yodeled:

On Mon, 1 Aug 2005 14:45:32 +0000 (UTC), "Helen Miles"
wrote:

Dear All,

I need advice. I am well ****ed off with next doors
Jack-Russell-from-hell. The Fracking thing keeps yapping & barking
and disturbing my nap. To add insult to injury, the ******* chased
me twice this morning when I was out doing my rounds. I of course
smacked it in the head with all my claws out and then chased it,
but even so, it's not what you want to do when you're taking your
constitutional. Pandora is so worried by it, she hasn't even gone
out today and she likes to lie in the sun on the patio.

It won't stop barking, so the human has offered to climb over the
fence and wack it with the garden spade, but I would prefer
something more effective and long term. Like bowel dismemberment.
That'd shut the bugger up.

Next time lurk up someplace high and then jump down on the
ratcreature with all claws at full extension... that ought to teach
it to leave you alone!

I know Jack russells are adorable dogs

They are the spawn of Satan.

They're not called Jack Russell terrorists for nothing. ;-)
--
Adrian (Owned by Snoopy & Bagheera)
A house is not a home, without a cat.

"Kreisleriana" wrote in message
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On Mon, 01 Aug 2005 12:22:35 -0400, Karen AKA Kajikit
yodeled:

They are the spawn of Satan.


Theresa..


They're lovely dogs, I love'em. They just misunderstood
Alison