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  #61  
Old March 9th 09, 03:20 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Howeffer "Az Grand Pooh-Bah" and knowink dere iz no motionz on da yaht ta
kauze suchez an actkion, and knowink dat not enuf nip wine haz ben konsumed,
we knowz dat yourselfz wuden do diz az efferkitty iz aboout to eat der
dinnerz. Rite, Piglet asks as she has always had a weak stomach where such
tings are concerned.
"Adam" wrote in message
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I'm sure I've forgotten some very important parts of the yacht. Does
anyone have any questions?

Amelia


Az Grand Pooh-Bah, I get privlege uv being 1st 2 hurk on evry deck.

"Lovable Louise"



  #62  
Old March 9th 09, 03:21 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Mosey takes Mimzy n Bob Qat into their stateroom n Mimzy picks out her
favorite red dress to go with the red heart shaped stone Mz Morgana gave
hurself on the bootiful chain her Pa had made for herself, Mosey n Bob Qat
put on black suits with red ties.
They all look in the mirror, Bob Qat has his magic stone Mz Morgana gave him
in his pocket. They all look sew nice. Let's go, says Mosey, mind your
manners Kits.
'wee will' Pa, they say in unison

i iz readi, letz go, Chester
"Lucy"


Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
[As the spa finished Anaïs' nails, a the voice of the first-mate is
heard on the ship's communication system]

"Good Afternoon, lady-cats and gentle-cats, while meals onboard are
usually infurmall, tonight the captain is hosting a formal reception:
a cocktail pardy, followed by a seffen-course dinner. The cocktail
pardy starts in two hourz, and along wif hiz usuool awdurffs Chef
Henri will be featurink hiz nooest creation: Mousie Wellington - mouse
and fwar-grah baked in puff pastry. The officers and Captain luk
forward to seeink awl ob you den"



Oh boye! Letz go, Chester!

Lucy





  #63  
Old March 9th 09, 03:23 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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onli kuz your bootiful self iz wif me, whut wuuld yoursef likta drink?
Chester
"Lucy" wrote in message
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Wy, yes, I wud. Fangu, Chester! Yu luk so handsum tonite.

Lucy



Stormmee wrote:
they make their way to the dining rum and bgin ta greet gueztz, wuuld
yoursef liksa drink? chester
"Lucy" wrote in message
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*smoochies* It wil be so gud fur effurywon to be togethfur.

Lucy


Stormmee wrote:
i iz readi, letz go, Chester
"Lucy" wrote in message
...
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
[As the spa finished Anaïs' nails, a the voice of the first-mate is
heard on the ship's communication system]

"Good Afternoon, lady-cats and gentle-cats, while meals onboard are
usually infurmall, tonight the captain is hosting a formal reception:
a cocktail pardy, followed by a seffen-course dinner. The cocktail
pardy starts in two hourz, and along wif hiz usuool awdurffs Chef
Henri will be featurink hiz nooest creation: Mousie Wellington -
mouse
and fwar-grah baked in puff pastry. The officers and Captain luk
forward to seeink awl ob you den"

Oh boye! Letz go, Chester!

Lucy




  #64  
Old March 9th 09, 03:52 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
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Default On the cruise

On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 21:58:36 -0500, Lucy's nimble, little paws typed:

Wy, yes, I wud. Fangu, Chester! Yu luk so handsum tonite.

Lucy


[Anaïs and Tiger make their way into the cocktail party and order
drinks]

Meow Lucy an Chester! Luks like we'ze da furst ones heer. Boy but you
gize luks gud tonight! I heer dat da dinner will be fabulous, and da
whole kommunity will be togefur.

[passing wait-cat with a tray] Gud eefinink! Wood you like da chef's
Mousie Wellington: bite-sized mouseie baked in puff pastry wif foie
gras an topped wif cavair?

Oooooo! Dey luks gudgud! Try one Lucy?

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/8/2009 11:47:24 PM
  #65  
Old March 9th 09, 06:32 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default On the cruise

Mosey and the Kits walk into the bootiful diningroom, and asks the head
waitcat "where shud da Kits and I sit? Efferfing wooks wunnerful n smells
sew gudgud"

Mosey takes Mimzy n Bob Qat into their stateroom n Mimzy picks out her
favorite red dress to go with the red heart shaped stone Mz Morgana gave
hurself on the bootiful chain her Pa had made for herself, Mosey n Bob Qat
put on black suits with red ties.
They all look in the mirror, Bob Qat has his magic stone Mz Morgana gave
him in his pocket. They all look sew nice. Let's go, says Mosey, mind
your manners Kits.
'wee will' Pa, they say in unison

i iz readi, letz go, Chester
"Lucy"


Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
[As the spa finished Anaïs' nails, a the voice of the first-mate is
heard on the ship's communication system]

"Good Afternoon, lady-cats and gentle-cats, while meals onboard are
usually infurmall, tonight the captain is hosting a formal reception:
a cocktail pardy, followed by a seffen-course dinner. The cocktail
pardy starts in two hourz, and along wif hiz usuool awdurffs Chef
Henri will be featurink hiz nooest creation: Mousie Wellington - mouse
and fwar-grah baked in puff pastry. The officers and Captain luk
forward to seeink awl ob you den"



Oh boye! Letz go, Chester!

Lucy







  #66  
Old March 9th 09, 10:37 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default On the cruise

I thinkz diz iz gonna be a wunnerful dinner, Tiger, happy ta be atta parti,
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 21:58:36 -0500, Lucy's nimble, little paws typed:

Wy, yes, I wud. Fangu, Chester! Yu luk so handsum tonite.

Lucy


[Anaïs and Tiger make their way into the cocktail party and order
drinks]

Meow Lucy an Chester! Luks like we'ze da furst ones heer. Boy but you
gize luks gud tonight! I heer dat da dinner will be fabulous, and da
whole kommunity will be togefur.

[passing wait-cat with a tray] Gud eefinink! Wood you like da chef's
Mousie Wellington: bite-sized mouseie baked in puff pastry wif foie
gras an topped wif cavair?

Oooooo! Dey luks gudgud! Try one Lucy?

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/8/2009 11:47:24 PM



  #67  
Old March 9th 09, 10:40 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default On the cruise

The wait cat says, sir you iz welcumta wate here butted ifin you wantsa
drink befur dinner, go to dat rum where MMe. A., Tiger, Chester anna Lucy
iz... der iz horsey duverz, adult kitty befueragez, anna kitten drinkz fur
yourown kitz,


"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Mosey and the Kits walk into the bootiful diningroom, and asks the head
waitcat "where shud da Kits and I sit? Efferfing wooks wunnerful n smells
sew gudgud"

Mosey takes Mimzy n Bob Qat into their stateroom n Mimzy picks out her
favorite red dress to go with the red heart shaped stone Mz Morgana gave
hurself on the bootiful chain her Pa had made for herself, Mosey n Bob
Qat put on black suits with red ties.
They all look in the mirror, Bob Qat has his magic stone Mz Morgana gave
him in his pocket. They all look sew nice. Let's go, says Mosey, mind
your manners Kits.
'wee will' Pa, they say in unison

i iz readi, letz go, Chester
"Lucy"


Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
[As the spa finished Anaïs' nails, a the voice of the first-mate is
heard on the ship's communication system]

"Good Afternoon, lady-cats and gentle-cats, while meals onboard are
usually infurmall, tonight the captain is hosting a formal reception:
a cocktail pardy, followed by a seffen-course dinner. The cocktail
pardy starts in two hourz, and along wif hiz usuool awdurffs Chef
Henri will be featurink hiz nooest creation: Mousie Wellington - mouse
and fwar-grah baked in puff pastry. The officers and Captain luk
forward to seeink awl ob you den"



Oh boye! Letz go, Chester!

Lucy








  #68  
Old March 9th 09, 11:31 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default On the cruise

Piglet walks to the door with O T and Willow. "Nowz Willow, u memberz deze
waiter cats are here to work, not flirtz wiff urselfz. U behafe, dere iz ur
fren Georgia and I see her iz wearink da outfitz u gaff herself and dat
liddle tearria. U boff lookz bootifulz. O T, U find Harri and I will go in
da bar areaz and wait for dinner. She looks around hoping to see Wascal
but, not counting on it as she hasn't heard from him of late.
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 21:58:36 -0500, Lucy's nimble, little paws typed:

Wy, yes, I wud. Fangu, Chester! Yu luk so handsum tonite.

Lucy


[Anaïs and Tiger make their way into the cocktail party and order
drinks]

Meow Lucy an Chester! Luks like we'ze da furst ones heer. Boy but you
gize luks gud tonight! I heer dat da dinner will be fabulous, and da
whole kommunity will be togefur.

[passing wait-cat with a tray] Gud eefinink! Wood you like da chef's
Mousie Wellington: bite-sized mouseie baked in puff pastry wif foie
gras an topped wif cavair?

Oooooo! Dey luks gudgud! Try one Lucy?

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/8/2009 11:47:24 PM



  #69  
Old March 9th 09, 11:36 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default On the cruise

Piglet walks to the door with O T and Willow. "Nowz Willow, u memberz deze
waiter cats are here to work, not flirtz wiff urselfz. U behafe, dere iz ur
fren Georgia and I see her iz wearink da outfitz u gaff herself and dat
liddle tearria. U boff lookz bootifulz. O T, U find Harri and I will go in
da bar areaz and wait for dinner. She looks around hoping to see Wascal
but, not counting on it as she hasn't heard from him of late.
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 21:58:36 -0500, Lucy's nimble, little paws typed:

Wy, yes, I wud. Fangu, Chester! Yu luk so handsum tonite.

Lucy


[Anaïs and Tiger make their way into the cocktail party and order
drinks]

Meow Lucy an Chester! Luks like we'ze da furst ones heer. Boy but you
gize luks gud tonight! I heer dat da dinner will be fabulous, and da
whole kommunity will be togefur.

[passing wait-cat with a tray] Gud eefinink! Wood you like da chef's
Mousie Wellington: bite-sized mouseie baked in puff pastry wif foie
gras an topped wif cavair?

Oooooo! Dey luks gudgud! Try one Lucy?

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/8/2009 11:47:24 PM




  #70  
Old March 9th 09, 11:38 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default On the cruise

It is bad enough to get old but when even your puter starts repeating
itself, that is bad!!!
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Piglet walks to the door with O T and Willow. "Nowz Willow, u memberz
deze
waiter cats are here to work, not flirtz wiff urselfz. U behafe, dere iz
ur
fren Georgia and I see her iz wearink da outfitz u gaff herself and dat
liddle tearria. U boff lookz bootifulz. O T, U find Harri and I will go
in
da bar areaz and wait for dinner. She looks around hoping to see Wascal
but, not counting on it as she hasn't heard from him of late.
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 21:58:36 -0500, Lucy's nimble, little paws typed:

Wy, yes, I wud. Fangu, Chester! Yu luk so handsum tonite.

Lucy


[Anaïs and Tiger make their way into the cocktail party and order
drinks]

Meow Lucy an Chester! Luks like we'ze da furst ones heer. Boy but you
gize luks gud tonight! I heer dat da dinner will be fabulous, and da
whole kommunity will be togefur.

[passing wait-cat with a tray] Gud eefinink! Wood you like da chef's
Mousie Wellington: bite-sized mouseie baked in puff pastry wif foie
gras an topped wif cavair?

Oooooo! Dey luks gudgud! Try one Lucy?

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/8/2009 11:47:24 PM






 




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