On the cruise

Howeffer "Az Grand Pooh-Bah" and knowink dere iz no motionz on da yaht ta
kauze suchez an actkion, and knowink dat not enuf nip wine haz ben konsumed,
we knowz dat yourselfz wuden do diz az efferkitty iz aboout to eat der
dinnerz. Rite, Piglet asks as she has always had a weak stomach where such
tings are concerned.

I kin hurk NEtime, but I hurk elsewhere durin dinner. Ize considerate!

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah AND HKC Prez.

Dat iz a wunnerful thotful idea.
Mosey

I mite stay here nezt time, or efin mayhapz in herown offize butted i
thinkz diz iz sucha nize rum we mite otta make itsef a bridal or honeymun
sweet, TV, happy atta thot of petunai anna sundanze sharin diz rum..
"Amelia T Cat"
On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 12:31:52 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

hullo Miz ameelia, you know dat cleo lofedta haf fun, anna i wuz juzt
lukin rownd diz huge staterum, it realli iz made fur two catz, so ifin
you duzint mind, kuuld yoursef getsa porter ta mof mine stuff to MH's
rum anna i willz share wif hizsef anna ifin you duzint mind, purleze
infite mizz petunia anna sundanze ta haf diz sweet at leazt fur diz
kruze, diz iza rum dat shuld haf a happi kuple init, at leazt i thinkz
diz iz whut cleo wuuld want, TV, huggin hizown sisfur in paw

Of course, TV. I understand completely. Ande I agree, Cleo would have
wanted that.

Amelia

The wait cat says, sir you iz welcumta wate here butted ifin you wantsa
drink befur dinner, go to dat rum where MMe. A., Tiger, Chester anna
Lucy iz... der iz horsey duverz, adult kitty befueragez, anna kitten
drinkz fur yourown kitz,

Fangu, I will go tew dat rum wif da Kitz n hab a dwink .



[As Mosey, Mimzy, and Bob Qat look over the room and think about where to
go next, Bob Qat tugs on Mosey's paw and points across the room. Directly
across the room from the 3 cats is a very leafy ficus in a pot beside the
stairway. Peering cautiously around the tree, Aed seems to be more than a
little nervous. Morgana can be heard whispering from behind him "Are you
sure we should be here? We've never been on a boat before. And we've
never been to a formal dinner with First World cats before. What if my
dress isn't right? What if your suit isn't proper?"

They both appear to jump nearly out of there furs when Amelia walks up
behind them and speaks.]

Hi, guys! I was hoping you would show up. Did you bring other kitties
from your group?

Aed, that suit looks great. And Morgana, that's a beautiful dress. You
both look great! Look, there's Mosey with his kits. Have you met the kits
before?

[A much more relaxed-looking Aed and a still-nervous Morgana come out
from behind the plant and start meowing greetings to the other cats,
especially to Mosey and the kits.]

Mosey, Mimzy n Bob Qat go over tew greet Aed n Morgana. Mosey tells them
dey boff wook furry nise. Mimzy shows Morgana the bootiful red heart
shaped stone on her bootiful necklace dat Pa Mosey had mayed for it, dat
Morgana gave Mimzy sum time ugo, n tells Morgana it duz indeed hab majical
powers. Bob Qat pulls hiz star shape stone pwt uff his poket n shows it to
Morgana n tellz hurself he iz lurning fings he nebber noo before. They boff
offer Aed n Morgana a huggie and Mosey offers them a plase to sit at their
table. Mosey sez agin, "et iz sew gud tew see yoo agin n wee r gwad yoo
cood come onna cruise' Dunt be nervous, we are awl frends heer. Heer, hab
sum nip wine n relax n hab fun. Apetizerz r onna tayble till dinner iz
served.

Mosey waves bak at TV...Mimzy n Bob Qat are giggling

juzt then, TV arrifes afur gettin hizown suit on, anna oddly itz very
similar to hiz friendz... I remfurz you guyz, Tiger iz inna rum der, come
on in der anna hafa drink,... then realizes, cleo picked owt hiz suit and
purbabli da sekund wurld kitteez az well, he wafez at mozey anna proceedes
to the fudz anna drinkz,


"
The wait cat says to Mosey, sir you iz welcumta wate here butted ifin
you wantsa
drink befur dinner, go to dat rum where MMe. A., Tiger, Chester anna
Lucy iz... der iz horsey duverz, adult kitty befueragez, anna kitten
drinkz fur yourown kitz,

[As Mosey, Mimzy, and Bob Qat look over the room and think about where to
go next, Bob Qat tugs on Mosey's paw and points across the room. Directly
across the room from the 3 cats is a very leafy ficus in a pot beside the
stairway. Peering cautiously around the tree, Aed seems to be more than a
little nervous. Morgana can be heard whispering from behind him "Are you
sure we should be here? We've never been on a boat before. And we've
never been to a formal dinner with First World cats before. What if my
dress isn't right? What if your suit isn't proper?"

They both appear to jump nearly out of there furs when Amelia walks up
behind them and speaks.]

Hi, guys! I was hoping you would show up. Did you bring other kitties
from your group?

Aed, that suit looks great. And Morgana, that's a beautiful dress. You
both look great! Look, there's Mosey with his kits. Have you met the kits
before?

[A much more relaxed-looking Aed and a still-nervous Morgana come out
from behind the plant and start meowing greetings to the other cats,
especially to Mosey and the kits.]

Mimzy tells Willow haow nise her wooks in da luffly black dwess wif da
pearls.

Willow does a double take as she sees the two guests with the same bottle
brush tail as she has. "skuze me Georgia, I godda run bak to my rum for
a minite." She runs back and changes from her leather outfit into a sleek
black dress with pearls around the neck" Well, I duzen wanna skare dem
off thinkink I iz a biker or sumphin she mutters as she returns to the
dining room.
"
From across the room, Tiger waves: "Hi guys!" When you haff a
minit,
I'd like you to meet mine wink, Anaïs and Chester's Wink, Lucy!"

[Aed and Morgana ease out from behind the tree. They're obviously still
nervous - they both have bottle-brush tails - but they're trying to look
calm and casual.]

Ah, Tiger, yes, we remember you from our first encounter. So this is the
lovely Anais - we're delighted to finally meet you.

We brought several of our associates with us, but they're all a bit
uneasy about being on a boat. It's the first time any of us have done
this. I think they'll be coming out to join us before long, though.

Aed

O T walks up and then stares at Willow. Whatz happen ta u? U turned into a
girlkitty. Willow blushes and whispers to O T. "I jus saw dat efferone
elze waz drezzed nice, effen liddle Georga lukez kute in her outfitz. When
I saw dem cats wiff a tail like mineown, I was barressed about how I lookez,
Piglet was rite." O T pats her on the arm and says come anna help me fine
Harri.
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Mimzy tells Willow haow nise her wooks in da luffly black dwess wif da
pearls.

Willow does a double take as she sees the two guests with the same bottle
brush tail as she has. "skuze me Georgia, I godda run bak to my rum
for a minite." She runs back and changes from her leather outfit into a
sleek black dress with pearls around the neck" Well, I duzen wanna skare
dem off thinkink I iz a biker or sumphin she mutters as she returns to
the dining room.
"
From across the room, Tiger waves: "Hi guys!" When you haff a
minit,
I'd like you to meet mine wink, Anaïs and Chester's Wink, Lucy!"

[Aed and Morgana ease out from behind the tree. They're obviously still
nervous - they both have bottle-brush tails - but they're trying to look
calm and casual.]

Ah, Tiger, yes, we remember you from our first encounter. So this is the
lovely Anais - we're delighted to finally meet you.

We brought several of our associates with us, but they're all a bit
uneasy about being on a boat. It's the first time any of us have done
this. I think they'll be coming out to join us before long, though.

Aed

On 9 Mar 2009 16:38:37 GMT, Community Cats's nimble, little paws
typed:

[Aed and Morgana ease out from behind the tree. They're obviously still
nervous - they both have bottle-brush tails - but they're trying to look
calm and casual.]

Ah, Tiger, yes, we remember you from our first encounter. So this is the
lovely Anais - we're delighted to finally meet you.

We brought several of our associates with us, but they're all a bit
uneasy about being on a boat. It's the first time any of us have done
this. I think they'll be coming out to join us before long, though.

Aed

[gentle headbutts] I'ze pleezed to meet boff ob you, yoo make a
luffly kupple! Wood you like sumfing to eet or drink? I finks da
waiters iz passink arownd shrimpee balls and moffs-on-a-stick now!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/9/2009 7:27:26 PM

I fink We shud haf KatLuah an creem!

Lucy


Stormmee wrote:
onli kuz your bootiful self iz wif me, whut wuuld yoursef likta drink?
Chester
"Lucy" wrote in message
...
Wy, yes, I wud. Fangu, Chester! Yu luk so handsum tonite.

Lucy



Stormmee wrote:
they make their way to the dining rum and bgin ta greet gueztz, wuuld
yoursef liksa drink? chester
"Lucy" wrote in message
...
*smoochies* It wil be so gud fur effurywon to be togethfur.

Lucy


Stormmee wrote:
i iz readi, letz go, Chester
"Lucy" wrote in message
...
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
[As the spa finished Anaïs' nails, a the voice of the first-mate is
heard on the ship's communication system]

"Good Afternoon, lady-cats and gentle-cats, while meals onboard are
usually infurmall, tonight the captain is hosting a formal reception:
a cocktail pardy, followed by a seffen-course dinner. The cocktail
pardy starts in two hourz, and along wif hiz usuool awdurffs Chef
Henri will be featurink hiz nooest creation: Mousie Wellington -
mouse
and fwar-grah baked in puff pastry. The officers and Captain luk
forward to seeink awl ob you den"

Oh boye! Letz go, Chester!

Lucy

Wadda kynd an jenerowz ideer!
Fangu Amelia, an Fangu TV an Mosey!
Dat iz bery kynd ov yuz.
I yam shur dat Sundance wyll be bak juzt az soon az purrisbble.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Dat iz a wunnerful thotful idea.
Mosey

I mite stay here nezt time, or efin mayhapz in herown offize butted i
thinkz diz iz sucha nize rum we mite otta make itsef a bridal or
honeymun sweet, TV, happy atta thot of petunai anna sundanze sharin
diz rum..
"Amelia T Cat"
On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 12:31:52 -0500, Stormmee wrote:

hullo Miz ameelia, you know dat cleo lofedta haf fun, anna i wuz
juzt
lukin rownd diz huge staterum, it realli iz made fur two catz, so
ifin
you duzint mind, kuuld yoursef getsa porter ta mof mine stuff to
MH's
rum anna i willz share wif hizsef anna ifin you duzint mind,
purleze
infite mizz petunia anna sundanze ta haf diz sweet at leazt fur diz
kruze, diz iza rum dat shuld haf a happi kuple init, at leazt i
thinkz
diz iz whut cleo wuuld want, TV, huggin hizown sisfur in paw

Of course, TV. I understand completely. Ande I agree, Cleo would
have
wanted that.

Amelia

[gentle headbutts] I'ze pleezed to meet boff ob you, yoo make a
luffly kupple! Wood you like sumfing to eet or drink? I finks da waiters
iz passink arownd shrimpee balls and moffs-on-a-stick now!

Moffs? On a stick? An shrimpie balls? Oh my...

[Aed pulls out his catellite phone and dials a number, then meows
excitedly for a few moments.]

Um, some more of our furriends will be joining us in a few minutes. If
that's ok, of course.

Aed