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Cats are EVIL, the DEVIL created them !



 
 
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Old June 23rd 04, 01:24 AM
Ted Harvard
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Default Cats are EVIL, the DEVIL created them !

Cats are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your
souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like cats, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop supporting this evil now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Cats are evil, owning cats is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
witches like cats.And heretics and witches shall BURN !
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Old June 23rd 04, 03:22 AM
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....and I thought Christianity was to LOVE all creatures.../

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"Ted Harvard" wrote in message
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Cats are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your
souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like cats, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop supporting this evil now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Cats are evil, owning cats is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
witches like cats.And heretics and witches shall BURN !



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Old June 23rd 04, 03:22 AM
Magic Mood Jeep©
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....and I thought Christianity was to LOVE all creatures.../

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The ONE and ONLY
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in Bloomington! (And proud of it, too)©
email me at nalee1964 (at) insightbb (dot) com
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"Ted Harvard" wrote in message
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Cats are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your
souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like cats, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop supporting this evil now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Cats are evil, owning cats is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
witches like cats.And heretics and witches shall BURN !



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Old June 23rd 04, 03:22 AM
Magic Mood Jeep©
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....and I thought Christianity was to LOVE all creatures.../

--
The ONE and ONLY
lefthanded-pathetic-paranoid-psychotic-sarcastic-wiseass-ditzy former-blonde
in Bloomington! (And proud of it, too)©
email me at nalee1964 (at) insightbb (dot) com
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"Ted Harvard" wrote in message
om...
Cats are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your
souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like cats, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop supporting this evil now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Cats are evil, owning cats is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
witches like cats.And heretics and witches shall BURN !



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Old June 23rd 04, 04:24 AM
JoJo
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So burn me - I'm sure a much worse fate awaits you.

"Ted Harvard" wrote in message
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Cats are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your
souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like cats, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop supporting this evil now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Cats are evil, owning cats is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
witches like cats.And heretics and witches shall BURN !



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Old June 23rd 04, 04:24 AM
JoJo
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So burn me - I'm sure a much worse fate awaits you.

"Ted Harvard" wrote in message
om...
Cats are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your
souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like cats, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop supporting this evil now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Cats are evil, owning cats is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
witches like cats.And heretics and witches shall BURN !



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Old June 23rd 04, 04:24 AM
JoJo
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So burn me - I'm sure a much worse fate awaits you.

"Ted Harvard" wrote in message
om...
Cats are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your
souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like cats, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop supporting this evil now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Cats are evil, owning cats is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
witches like cats.And heretics and witches shall BURN !



 




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