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Apawlagee furom sekriterry(a bit long)
We has dragged ower sekriterry heeer fur an apawlagee regardin hur lak uf
postin fur us laytely. We feels this layzeeness shud not bee enkuraged so we is maykin an Iggzampl of hur. Awlso she inwited two straynge hoomins to visit, so we had tu spend awl week hidin under tha bed. It got furry crowded unda ther. We poood onna ther bed twice but they didnt get tha idear til a week had gone. We dussnt care if they is relayted to hur, she shud hav askid us furst so we cudda sed no. And she wuz tu bizzy to post or brush us properlleee. Go on, say whot yu has tu say. Jasmine, holding sekriterry by scruff of ankle My apologies everycat, I have had unauthorised hoomins to stay, and the clowder is very put out with me. I also have to give a brief update explaining our absence apparently. I'm starting work in two weeks, which means i will have to lurk more in other groups....but will not let you kitties down!! If I am a little late to post you will know why. I have told Jasmine that the job is a Good Thing as it means more toonas for her, so she has kindly agreed to me taking it. On other news, we are taking a break from breeding for 6 months, giving the girls a chance to rest and waiting until we have moved, as we hope to purchase a house this year. This is solely for the benefit of the cats, who will then have two rooms to themselves, and a large outdoor play pen. Mango is going to be desexed, as he is just not happy as a stud, some cats suit it, but he does not. So once his hormones have receded, we will gradually re-introduce him, hopefully in the new house with lots of Feliway, and we will be a happy family. Tahzha will also be desexed this year, after one more litter. She has been at a previous cattery to us, and at nearly four we feel she deserves a long, happy retirement with us. Cougar had a very hard time recently, as she lost four kittens out of five in her recent litter. This is only her second litter, and she loves her kittens, so was very sad for a while. Fortunately Tahzha is a friendly girl, and has allowed Cougar to share her litter, which is good for everyone. Cougar's remaining kitten is the fattest kitten I have ever seen! Minnie, the little 'runt' is still being watched, as she is catching up to the others in size, but is still too skinny. She will most likely stay with us, as I like her too much Jasmine and Congo are on a (whispers) "weight loss plan due to overindulgence in toonas". Garfield has been told to stop picking on Moe, but he's not listening as he says Moe Is A Mummy's Boy. Chrystal and Tamby are apparently very happy walking their children daily in the yard, as good cats should, and terrorizing the family dog. Tamby especially enjoys this, and Chrystal is seducing all hoomins who are silly enough to enter the house. Apparently she recieves nip and dried sardines weekly from several annonymous hoomin admirers, so seems to be doing well. Star will be leaving us on the 19th, he is going to live with a lady who is besotted with him to the point of calling him every three days for a chat, he will be the companion to her disabled son. He really took to her, as he didnt to previous visitors, so we're very happy for him. Sunny and Red are waiting to interview some 'hoomin applicants' who are aplying for the pawsition of cat slave. And the barekittens are off to kindy and preschool (sob, sob). Well, sorry for the size of the post, but I was told to apawlagise and iggsplain, so i have. -- Am I losing weight, or are my undies stretching?? |
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Apawlagee furom sekriterry(a bit long)
You haf dun well in disiplinin yourown hooman, Tiger veri impurressed... yes
a veri gud job Trudi meeee wrote in message ... We has dragged ower sekriterry heeer fur an apawlagee regardin hur lak uf postin fur us laytely. We feels this layzeeness shud not bee enkuraged so we is maykin an Iggzampl of hur. Awlso she inwited two straynge hoomins to visit, so we had tu spend awl week hidin under tha bed. It got furry crowded unda ther. We poood onna ther bed twice but they didnt get tha idear til a week had gone. We dussnt care if they is relayted to hur, she shud hav askid us furst so we cudda sed no. And she wuz tu bizzy to post or brush us properlleee. Go on, say whot yu has tu say. Jasmine, holding sekriterry by scruff of ankle My apologies everycat, I have had unauthorised hoomins to stay, and the clowder is very put out with me. I also have to give a brief update explaining our absence apparently. I'm starting work in two weeks, which means i will have to lurk more in other groups....but will not let you kitties down!! If I am a little late to post you will know why. I have told Jasmine that the job is a Good Thing as it means more toonas for her, so she has kindly agreed to me taking it. On other news, we are taking a break from breeding for 6 months, giving the girls a chance to rest and waiting until we have moved, as we hope to purchase a house this year. This is solely for the benefit of the cats, who will then have two rooms to themselves, and a large outdoor play pen. Mango is going to be desexed, as he is just not happy as a stud, some cats suit it, but he does not. So once his hormones have receded, we will gradually re-introduce him, hopefully in the new house with lots of Feliway, and we will be a happy family. Tahzha will also be desexed this year, after one more litter. She has been at a previous cattery to us, and at nearly four we feel she deserves a long, happy retirement with us. Cougar had a very hard time recently, as she lost four kittens out of five in her recent litter. This is only her second litter, and she loves her kittens, so was very sad for a while. Fortunately Tahzha is a friendly girl, and has allowed Cougar to share her litter, which is good for everyone. Cougar's remaining kitten is the fattest kitten I have ever seen! Minnie, the little 'runt' is still being watched, as she is catching up to the others in size, but is still too skinny. She will most likely stay with us, as I like her too much Jasmine and Congo are on a (whispers) "weight loss plan due to overindulgence in toonas". Garfield has been told to stop picking on Moe, but he's not listening as he says Moe Is A Mummy's Boy. Chrystal and Tamby are apparently very happy walking their children daily in the yard, as good cats should, and terrorizing the family dog. Tamby especially enjoys this, and Chrystal is seducing all hoomins who are silly enough to enter the house. Apparently she recieves nip and dried sardines weekly from several annonymous hoomin admirers, so seems to be doing well. Star will be leaving us on the 19th, he is going to live with a lady who is besotted with him to the point of calling him every three days for a chat, he will be the companion to her disabled son. He really took to her, as he didnt to previous visitors, so we're very happy for him. Sunny and Red are waiting to interview some 'hoomin applicants' who are aplying for the pawsition of cat slave. And the barekittens are off to kindy and preschool (sob, sob). Well, sorry for the size of the post, but I was told to apawlagise and iggsplain, so i have. -- Am I losing weight, or are my undies stretching?? |
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Apawlagee furom sekriterry(a bit long)
Fangyu Tiger an Trudi. This hoomin is kwite impawssible, I hope yu dus not
fink i has been too hevvy pawed, but if I du not tayke hur in hand immmeeediyately she will be puttin me onna dyit fuds next. It is bad enuff that she is refoosin me more fuds when i dimands it. An as fur tha brushin, I hop hur blokid synusus mayke hur suffah!! Jasmine, switching her tail angrily "Stormmee" wrote in message ... You haf dun well in disiplinin yourown hooman, Tiger veri impurressed... yes a veri gud job Trudi meeee wrote in message ... We has dragged ower sekriterry heeer fur an apawlagee regardin hur lak uf postin fur us laytely. We feels this layzeeness shud not bee enkuraged so we is maykin an Iggzampl of hur. Awlso she inwited two straynge hoomins to visit, so we had tu spend awl week hidin under tha bed. It got furry crowded unda ther. We poood onna ther bed twice but they didnt get tha idear til a week had gone. We dussnt care if they is relayted to hur, she shud hav askid us furst so we cudda sed no. And she wuz tu bizzy to post or brush us properlleee. Go on, say whot yu has tu say. Jasmine, holding sekriterry by scruff of ankle My apologies everycat, I have had unauthorised hoomins to stay, and the clowder is very put out with me. I also have to give a brief update explaining our absence apparently. I'm starting work in two weeks, which means i will have to lurk more in other groups....but will not let you kitties down!! If I am a little late to post you will know why. I have told Jasmine that the job is a Good Thing as it means more toonas for her, so she has kindly agreed to me taking it. On other news, we are taking a break from breeding for 6 months, giving the girls a chance to rest and waiting until we have moved, as we hope to purchase a house this year. This is solely for the benefit of the cats, who will then have two rooms to themselves, and a large outdoor play pen. Mango is going to be desexed, as he is just not happy as a stud, some cats suit it, but he does not. So once his hormones have receded, we will gradually re-introduce him, hopefully in the new house with lots of Feliway, and we will be a happy family. Tahzha will also be desexed this year, after one more litter. She has been at a previous cattery to us, and at nearly four we feel she deserves a long, happy retirement with us. Cougar had a very hard time recently, as she lost four kittens out of five in her recent litter. This is only her second litter, and she loves her kittens, so was very sad for a while. Fortunately Tahzha is a friendly girl, and has allowed Cougar to share her litter, which is good for everyone. Cougar's remaining kitten is the fattest kitten I have ever seen! Minnie, the little 'runt' is still being watched, as she is catching up to the others in size, but is still too skinny. She will most likely stay with us, as I like her too much Jasmine and Congo are on a (whispers) "weight loss plan due to overindulgence in toonas". Garfield has been told to stop picking on Moe, but he's not listening as he says Moe Is A Mummy's Boy. Chrystal and Tamby are apparently very happy walking their children daily in the yard, as good cats should, and terrorizing the family dog. Tamby especially enjoys this, and Chrystal is seducing all hoomins who are silly enough to enter the house. Apparently she recieves nip and dried sardines weekly from several annonymous hoomin admirers, so seems to be doing well. Star will be leaving us on the 19th, he is going to live with a lady who is besotted with him to the point of calling him every three days for a chat, he will be the companion to her disabled son. He really took to her, as he didnt to previous visitors, so we're very happy for him. Sunny and Red are waiting to interview some 'hoomin applicants' who are aplying for the pawsition of cat slave. And the barekittens are off to kindy and preschool (sob, sob). Well, sorry for the size of the post, but I was told to apawlagise and iggsplain, so i have. -- Am I losing weight, or are my undies stretching?? |
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Apawlagee furom sekriterry(a bit long)
nocat in thiz howze seez anithin wrung wif what you haz hadda du. Ifin da
hoomanz wuuld behafe den you wuuldint hafta be harzh. onze soft getted dieet fud beclawz TED sayed TV wuz tootoo fluffy, alla uses refuzedta eatit, anna when we did we still komplained, den when it wuz almozt gone a cuple of uses started hurking alla ofur da howze, so TED sayed fur uses ta go baktoda ofur fudz... now we iz onna CE which is not az nazti az dieet fud but it izunt az gud az regulur science dieet so we iz lozin some waait juzt kuz itz not az funta eat... howsoefur, we iz getting treatz more... Tiger fur hiz howze meeee wrote in message news Fangyu Tiger an Trudi. This hoomin is kwite impawssible, I hope yu dus not fink i has been too hevvy pawed, but if I du not tayke hur in hand immmeeediyately she will be puttin me onna dyit fuds next. It is bad enuff that she is refoosin me more fuds when i dimands it. An as fur tha brushin, I hop hur blokid synusus mayke hur suffah!! Jasmine, switching her tail angrily "Stormmee" wrote in message ... You haf dun well in disiplinin yourown hooman, Tiger veri impurressed... yes a veri gud job Trudi meeee wrote in message ... We has dragged ower sekriterry heeer fur an apawlagee regardin hur lak uf postin fur us laytely. We feels this layzeeness shud not bee enkuraged so we is maykin an Iggzampl of hur. Awlso she inwited two straynge hoomins to visit, so we had tu spend awl week hidin under tha bed. It got furry crowded unda ther. We poood onna ther bed twice but they didnt get tha idear til a week had gone. We dussnt care if they is relayted to hur, she shud hav askid us furst so we cudda sed no. And she wuz tu bizzy to post or brush us properlleee. Go on, say whot yu has tu say. Jasmine, holding sekriterry by scruff of ankle My apologies everycat, I have had unauthorised hoomins to stay, and the clowder is very put out with me. I also have to give a brief update explaining our absence apparently. I'm starting work in two weeks, which means i will have to lurk more in other groups....but will not let you kitties down!! If I am a little late to post you will know why. I have told Jasmine that the job is a Good Thing as it means more toonas for her, so she has kindly agreed to me taking it. On other news, we are taking a break from breeding for 6 months, giving the girls a chance to rest and waiting until we have moved, as we hope to purchase a house this year. This is solely for the benefit of the cats, who will then have two rooms to themselves, and a large outdoor play pen. Mango is going to be desexed, as he is just not happy as a stud, some cats suit it, but he does not. So once his hormones have receded, we will gradually re-introduce him, hopefully in the new house with lots of Feliway, and we will be a happy family. Tahzha will also be desexed this year, after one more litter. She has been at a previous cattery to us, and at nearly four we feel she deserves a long, happy retirement with us. Cougar had a very hard time recently, as she lost four kittens out of five in her recent litter. This is only her second litter, and she loves her kittens, so was very sad for a while. Fortunately Tahzha is a friendly girl, and has allowed Cougar to share her litter, which is good for everyone. Cougar's remaining kitten is the fattest kitten I have ever seen! Minnie, the little 'runt' is still being watched, as she is catching up to the others in size, but is still too skinny. She will most likely stay with us, as I like her too much Jasmine and Congo are on a (whispers) "weight loss plan due to overindulgence in toonas". Garfield has been told to stop picking on Moe, but he's not listening as he says Moe Is A Mummy's Boy. Chrystal and Tamby are apparently very happy walking their children daily in the yard, as good cats should, and terrorizing the family dog. Tamby especially enjoys this, and Chrystal is seducing all hoomins who are silly enough to enter the house. Apparently she recieves nip and dried sardines weekly from several annonymous hoomin admirers, so seems to be doing well. Star will be leaving us on the 19th, he is going to live with a lady who is besotted with him to the point of calling him every three days for a chat, he will be the companion to her disabled son. He really took to her, as he didnt to previous visitors, so we're very happy for him. Sunny and Red are waiting to interview some 'hoomin applicants' who are aplying for the pawsition of cat slave. And the barekittens are off to kindy and preschool (sob, sob). Well, sorry for the size of the post, but I was told to apawlagise and iggsplain, so i have. -- Am I losing weight, or are my undies stretching?? |
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Apawlagee furom sekriterry(a bit long)
On Mon, 05 Feb 2007 20:59:18 GMT, meeee's nimble, little paws typed:
We has dragged ower sekriterry heeer fur an apawlagee regardin hur lak uf postin fur us laytely. We feels this layzeeness shud not bee enkuraged so we is maykin an Iggzampl of hur. Awlso she inwited two straynge hoomins to visit, so we had tu spend awl week hidin under tha bed. It got furry crowded unda ther. We poood onna ther bed twice but they didnt get tha idear til a week had gone. We dussnt care if they is relayted to hur, she shud hav askid us furst so we cudda sed no. And she wuz tu bizzy to post or brush us properlleee. Go on, say whot yu has tu say. Jasmine, holding sekriterry by scruff of ankle Gud job, Jasmine! Yew shud be prowd! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 2/6/2007 10:01:26 AM |
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Apawlagee furom sekriterry(a bit long)
Jasmine chuckles...that is izzakylee what we dus. we starts hurkin if tha
fuds is not up to standard. So now we gets whotever we wonts, onlee smaller bowls. Which is not gud but better than pooor kwalitee fuds. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... nocat in thiz howze seez anithin wrung wif what you haz hadda du. Ifin da hoomanz wuuld behafe den you wuuldint hafta be harzh. onze soft getted dieet fud beclawz TED sayed TV wuz tootoo fluffy, alla uses refuzedta eatit, anna when we did we still komplained, den when it wuz almozt gone a cuple of uses started hurking alla ofur da howze, so TED sayed fur uses ta go baktoda ofur fudz... now we iz onna CE which is not az nazti az dieet fud but it izunt az gud az regulur science dieet so we iz lozin some waait juzt kuz itz not az funta eat... howsoefur, we iz getting treatz more... Tiger fur hiz howze meeee wrote in message news Fangyu Tiger an Trudi. This hoomin is kwite impawssible, I hope yu dus not fink i has been too hevvy pawed, but if I du not tayke hur in hand immmeeediyately she will be puttin me onna dyit fuds next. It is bad enuff that she is refoosin me more fuds when i dimands it. An as fur tha brushin, I hop hur blokid synusus mayke hur suffah!! Jasmine, switching her tail angrily "Stormmee" wrote in message ... You haf dun well in disiplinin yourown hooman, Tiger veri impurressed... yes a veri gud job Trudi meeee wrote in message ... We has dragged ower sekriterry heeer fur an apawlagee regardin hur lak uf postin fur us laytely. We feels this layzeeness shud not bee enkuraged so we is maykin an Iggzampl of hur. Awlso she inwited two straynge hoomins to visit, so we had tu spend awl week hidin under tha bed. It got furry crowded unda ther. We poood onna ther bed twice but they didnt get tha idear til a week had gone. We dussnt care if they is relayted to hur, she shud hav askid us furst so we cudda sed no. And she wuz tu bizzy to post or brush us properlleee. Go on, say whot yu has tu say. Jasmine, holding sekriterry by scruff of ankle My apologies everycat, I have had unauthorised hoomins to stay, and the clowder is very put out with me. I also have to give a brief update explaining our absence apparently. I'm starting work in two weeks, which means i will have to lurk more in other groups....but will not let you kitties down!! If I am a little late to post you will know why. I have told Jasmine that the job is a Good Thing as it means more toonas for her, so she has kindly agreed to me taking it. On other news, we are taking a break from breeding for 6 months, giving the girls a chance to rest and waiting until we have moved, as we hope to purchase a house this year. This is solely for the benefit of the cats, who will then have two rooms to themselves, and a large outdoor play pen. Mango is going to be desexed, as he is just not happy as a stud, some cats suit it, but he does not. So once his hormones have receded, we will gradually re-introduce him, hopefully in the new house with lots of Feliway, and we will be a happy family. Tahzha will also be desexed this year, after one more litter. She has been at a previous cattery to us, and at nearly four we feel she deserves a long, happy retirement with us. Cougar had a very hard time recently, as she lost four kittens out of five in her recent litter. This is only her second litter, and she loves her kittens, so was very sad for a while. Fortunately Tahzha is a friendly girl, and has allowed Cougar to share her litter, which is good for everyone. Cougar's remaining kitten is the fattest kitten I have ever seen! Minnie, the little 'runt' is still being watched, as she is catching up to the others in size, but is still too skinny. She will most likely stay with us, as I like her too much Jasmine and Congo are on a (whispers) "weight loss plan due to overindulgence in toonas". Garfield has been told to stop picking on Moe, but he's not listening as he says Moe Is A Mummy's Boy. Chrystal and Tamby are apparently very happy walking their children daily in the yard, as good cats should, and terrorizing the family dog. Tamby especially enjoys this, and Chrystal is seducing all hoomins who are silly enough to enter the house. Apparently she recieves nip and dried sardines weekly from several annonymous hoomin admirers, so seems to be doing well. Star will be leaving us on the 19th, he is going to live with a lady who is besotted with him to the point of calling him every three days for a chat, he will be the companion to her disabled son. He really took to her, as he didnt to previous visitors, so we're very happy for him. Sunny and Red are waiting to interview some 'hoomin applicants' who are aplying for the pawsition of cat slave. And the barekittens are off to kindy and preschool (sob, sob). Well, sorry for the size of the post, but I was told to apawlagise and iggsplain, so i have. -- Am I losing weight, or are my undies stretching?? |
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Apawlagee furom sekriterry(a bit long)
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message .. . On Mon, 05 Feb 2007 20:59:18 GMT, meeee's nimble, little paws typed: We has dragged ower sekriterry heeer fur an apawlagee regardin hur lak uf postin fur us laytely. We feels this layzeeness shud not bee enkuraged so we is maykin an Iggzampl of hur. Awlso she inwited two straynge hoomins to visit, so we had tu spend awl week hidin under tha bed. It got furry crowded unda ther. We poood onna ther bed twice but they didnt get tha idear til a week had gone. We dussnt care if they is relayted to hur, she shud hav askid us furst so we cudda sed no. And she wuz tu bizzy to post or brush us properlleee. Go on, say whot yu has tu say. Jasmine, holding sekriterry by scruff of ankle Gud job, Jasmine! Yew shud be prowd! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 2/6/2007 10:01:26 AM Fangyu Mme Anais! Jasmine smiles tu hur furend |
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Apawlagee furom sekriterry(a bit long)
I haza hoomanz konfinzed dat i haza EBS so mine fud bowlz iz full allatime,
Tiger snickerin behind hizownpaw meeee wrote in message news Jasmine chuckles...that is izzakylee what we dus. we starts hurkin if tha fuds is not up to standard. So now we gets whotever we wonts, onlee smaller bowls. Which is not gud but better than pooor kwalitee fuds. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... nocat in thiz howze seez anithin wrung wif what you haz hadda du. Ifin da hoomanz wuuld behafe den you wuuldint hafta be harzh. onze soft getted dieet fud beclawz TED sayed TV wuz tootoo fluffy, alla uses refuzedta eatit, anna when we did we still komplained, den when it wuz almozt gone a cuple of uses started hurking alla ofur da howze, so TED sayed fur uses ta go baktoda ofur fudz... now we iz onna CE which is not az nazti az dieet fud but it izunt az gud az regulur science dieet so we iz lozin some waait juzt kuz itz not az funta eat... howsoefur, we iz getting treatz more... Tiger fur hiz howze meeee wrote in message news Fangyu Tiger an Trudi. This hoomin is kwite impawssible, I hope yu dus not fink i has been too hevvy pawed, but if I du not tayke hur in hand immmeeediyately she will be puttin me onna dyit fuds next. It is bad enuff that she is refoosin me more fuds when i dimands it. An as fur tha brushin, I hop hur blokid synusus mayke hur suffah!! Jasmine, switching her tail angrily "Stormmee" wrote in message ... You haf dun well in disiplinin yourown hooman, Tiger veri impurressed... yes a veri gud job Trudi meeee wrote in message ... We has dragged ower sekriterry heeer fur an apawlagee regardin hur lak uf postin fur us laytely. We feels this layzeeness shud not bee enkuraged so we is maykin an Iggzampl of hur. Awlso she inwited two straynge hoomins to visit, so we had tu spend awl week hidin under tha bed. It got furry crowded unda ther. We poood onna ther bed twice but they didnt get tha idear til a week had gone. We dussnt care if they is relayted to hur, she shud hav askid us furst so we cudda sed no. And she wuz tu bizzy to post or brush us properlleee. Go on, say whot yu has tu say. Jasmine, holding sekriterry by scruff of ankle My apologies everycat, I have had unauthorised hoomins to stay, and the clowder is very put out with me. I also have to give a brief update explaining our absence apparently. I'm starting work in two weeks, which means i will have to lurk more in other groups....but will not let you kitties down!! If I am a little late to post you will know why. I have told Jasmine that the job is a Good Thing as it means more toonas for her, so she has kindly agreed to me taking it. On other news, we are taking a break from breeding for 6 months, giving the girls a chance to rest and waiting until we have moved, as we hope to purchase a house this year. This is solely for the benefit of the cats, who will then have two rooms to themselves, and a large outdoor play pen. Mango is going to be desexed, as he is just not happy as a stud, some cats suit it, but he does not. So once his hormones have receded, we will gradually re-introduce him, hopefully in the new house with lots of Feliway, and we will be a happy family. Tahzha will also be desexed this year, after one more litter. She has been at a previous cattery to us, and at nearly four we feel she deserves a long, happy retirement with us. Cougar had a very hard time recently, as she lost four kittens out of five in her recent litter. This is only her second litter, and she loves her kittens, so was very sad for a while. Fortunately Tahzha is a friendly girl, and has allowed Cougar to share her litter, which is good for everyone. Cougar's remaining kitten is the fattest kitten I have ever seen! Minnie, the little 'runt' is still being watched, as she is catching up to the others in size, but is still too skinny. She will most likely stay with us, as I like her too much Jasmine and Congo are on a (whispers) "weight loss plan due to overindulgence in toonas". Garfield has been told to stop picking on Moe, but he's not listening as he says Moe Is A Mummy's Boy. Chrystal and Tamby are apparently very happy walking their children daily in the yard, as good cats should, and terrorizing the family dog. Tamby especially enjoys this, and Chrystal is seducing all hoomins who are silly enough to enter the house. Apparently she recieves nip and dried sardines weekly from several annonymous hoomin admirers, so seems to be doing well. Star will be leaving us on the 19th, he is going to live with a lady who is besotted with him to the point of calling him every three days for a chat, he will be the companion to her disabled son. He really took to her, as he didnt to previous visitors, so we're very happy for him. Sunny and Red are waiting to interview some 'hoomin applicants' who are aplying for the pawsition of cat slave. And the barekittens are off to kindy and preschool (sob, sob). Well, sorry for the size of the post, but I was told to apawlagise and iggsplain, so i have. -- Am I losing weight, or are my undies stretching?? |
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Apawlagee furom sekriterry(a bit long)
Iz EBS Emtee Bowl Screaming???? I kin du dat! Pitoonya Stormmee wrote: I haza hoomanz konfinzed dat i haza EBS so mine fud bowlz iz full allatime, Tiger snickerin behind hizownpaw meeee wrote in message news Jasmine chuckles...that is izzakylee what we dus. we starts hurkin if tha fuds is not up to standard. So now we gets whotever we wonts, onlee smaller bowls. Which is not gud but better than pooor kwalitee fuds. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... nocat in thiz howze seez anithin wrung wif what you haz hadda du. Ifin da hoomanz wuuld behafe den you wuuldint hafta be harzh. onze soft getted dieet fud beclawz TED sayed TV wuz tootoo fluffy, alla uses refuzedta eatit, anna when we did we still komplained, den when it wuz almozt gone a cuple of uses started hurking alla ofur da howze, so TED sayed fur uses ta go baktoda ofur fudz... now we iz onna CE which is not az nazti az dieet fud but it izunt az gud az regulur science dieet so we iz lozin some waait juzt kuz itz not az funta eat... howsoefur, we iz getting treatz more... Tiger fur hiz howze meeee wrote in message news Fangyu Tiger an Trudi. This hoomin is kwite impawssible, I hope yu dus not fink i has been too hevvy pawed, but if I du not tayke hur in hand immmeeediyately she will be puttin me onna dyit fuds next. It is bad enuff that she is refoosin me more fuds when i dimands it. An as fur tha brushin, I hop hur blokid synusus mayke hur suffah!! Jasmine, switching her tail angrily "Stormmee" wrote in message ... You haf dun well in disiplinin yourown hooman, Tiger veri impurressed... yes a veri gud job Trudi meeee wrote in message ... We has dragged ower sekriterry heeer fur an apawlagee regardin hur lak uf postin fur us laytely. We feels this layzeeness shud not bee enkuraged so we is maykin an Iggzampl of hur. Awlso she inwited two straynge hoomins to visit, so we had tu spend awl week hidin under tha bed. It got furry crowded unda ther. We poood onna ther bed twice but they didnt get tha idear til a week had gone. We dussnt care if they is relayted to hur, she shud hav askid us furst so we cudda sed no. And she wuz tu bizzy to post or brush us properlleee. Go on, say whot yu has tu say. Jasmine, holding sekriterry by scruff of ankle My apologies everycat, I have had unauthorised hoomins to stay, and the clowder is very put out with me. I also have to give a brief update explaining our absence apparently. I'm starting work in two weeks, which means i will have to lurk more in other groups....but will not let you kitties down!! If I am a little late to post you will know why. I have told Jasmine that the job is a Good Thing as it means more toonas for her, so she has kindly agreed to me taking it. On other news, we are taking a break from breeding for 6 months, giving the girls a chance to rest and waiting until we have moved, as we hope to purchase a house this year. This is solely for the benefit of the cats, who will then have two rooms to themselves, and a large outdoor play pen. Mango is going to be desexed, as he is just not happy as a stud, some cats suit it, but he does not. So once his hormones have receded, we will gradually re-introduce him, hopefully in the new house with lots of Feliway, and we will be a happy family. Tahzha will also be desexed this year, after one more litter. She has been at a previous cattery to us, and at nearly four we feel she deserves a long, happy retirement with us. Cougar had a very hard time recently, as she lost four kittens out of five in her recent litter. This is only her second litter, and she loves her kittens, so was very sad for a while. Fortunately Tahzha is a friendly girl, and has allowed Cougar to share her litter, which is good for everyone. Cougar's remaining kitten is the fattest kitten I have ever seen! Minnie, the little 'runt' is still being watched, as she is catching up to the others in size, but is still too skinny. She will most likely stay with us, as I like her too much Jasmine and Congo are on a (whispers) "weight loss plan due to overindulgence in toonas". Garfield has been told to stop picking on Moe, but he's not listening as he says Moe Is A Mummy's Boy. Chrystal and Tamby are apparently very happy walking their children daily in the yard, as good cats should, and terrorizing the family dog. Tamby especially enjoys this, and Chrystal is seducing all hoomins who are silly enough to enter the house. Apparently she recieves nip and dried sardines weekly from several annonymous hoomin admirers, so seems to be doing well. Star will be leaving us on the 19th, he is going to live with a lady who is besotted with him to the point of calling him every three days for a chat, he will be the companion to her disabled son. He really took to her, as he didnt to previous visitors, so we're very happy for him. Sunny and Red are waiting to interview some 'hoomin applicants' who are aplying for the pawsition of cat slave. And the barekittens are off to kindy and preschool (sob, sob). Well, sorry for the size of the post, but I was told to apawlagise and iggsplain, so i have. -- Am I losing weight, or are my undies stretching?? |
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Apawlagee furom sekriterry(a bit long)
da ted called it empty bowl syndrome, but your name iz mur akurite, Tiger
Sylvia M wrote in message ... Iz EBS Emtee Bowl Screaming???? I kin du dat! Pitoonya Stormmee wrote: I haza hoomanz konfinzed dat i haza EBS so mine fud bowlz iz full allatime, Tiger snickerin behind hizownpaw meeee wrote in message news Jasmine chuckles...that is izzakylee what we dus. we starts hurkin if tha fuds is not up to standard. So now we gets whotever we wonts, onlee smaller bowls. Which is not gud but better than pooor kwalitee fuds. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... nocat in thiz howze seez anithin wrung wif what you haz hadda du. Ifin da hoomanz wuuld behafe den you wuuldint hafta be harzh. onze soft getted dieet fud beclawz TED sayed TV wuz tootoo fluffy, alla uses refuzedta eatit, anna when we did we still komplained, den when it wuz almozt gone a cuple of uses started hurking alla ofur da howze, so TED sayed fur uses ta go baktoda ofur fudz... now we iz onna CE which is not az nazti az dieet fud but it izunt az gud az regulur science dieet so we iz lozin some waait juzt kuz itz not az funta eat... howsoefur, we iz getting treatz more... Tiger fur hiz howze meeee wrote in message news Fangyu Tiger an Trudi. This hoomin is kwite impawssible, I hope yu dus not fink i has been too hevvy pawed, but if I du not tayke hur in hand immmeeediyately she will be puttin me onna dyit fuds next. It is bad enuff that she is refoosin me more fuds when i dimands it. An as fur tha brushin, I hop hur blokid synusus mayke hur suffah!! Jasmine, switching her tail angrily "Stormmee" wrote in message ... You haf dun well in disiplinin yourown hooman, Tiger veri impurressed... yes a veri gud job Trudi meeee wrote in message ... We has dragged ower sekriterry heeer fur an apawlagee regardin hur lak uf postin fur us laytely. We feels this layzeeness shud not bee enkuraged so we is maykin an Iggzampl of hur. Awlso she inwited two straynge hoomins to visit, so we had tu spend awl week hidin under tha bed. It got furry crowded unda ther. We poood onna ther bed twice but they didnt get tha idear til a week had gone. We dussnt care if they is relayted to hur, she shud hav askid us furst so we cudda sed no. And she wuz tu bizzy to post or brush us properlleee. Go on, say whot yu has tu say. Jasmine, holding sekriterry by scruff of ankle My apologies everycat, I have had unauthorised hoomins to stay, and the clowder is very put out with me. I also have to give a brief update explaining our absence apparently. I'm starting work in two weeks, which means i will have to lurk more in other groups....but will not let you kitties down!! If I am a little late to post you will know why. I have told Jasmine that the job is a Good Thing as it means more toonas for her, so she has kindly agreed to me taking it. On other news, we are taking a break from breeding for 6 months, giving the girls a chance to rest and waiting until we have moved, as we hope to purchase a house this year. This is solely for the benefit of the cats, who will then have two rooms to themselves, and a large outdoor play pen. Mango is going to be desexed, as he is just not happy as a stud, some cats suit it, but he does not. So once his hormones have receded, we will gradually re-introduce him, hopefully in the new house with lots of Feliway, and we will be a happy family. Tahzha will also be desexed this year, after one more litter. She has been at a previous cattery to us, and at nearly four we feel she deserves a long, happy retirement with us. Cougar had a very hard time recently, as she lost four kittens out of five in her recent litter. This is only her second litter, and she loves her kittens, so was very sad for a while. Fortunately Tahzha is a friendly girl, and has allowed Cougar to share her litter, which is good for everyone. Cougar's remaining kitten is the fattest kitten I have ever seen! Minnie, the little 'runt' is still being watched, as she is catching up to the others in size, but is still too skinny. She will most likely stay with us, as I like her too much Jasmine and Congo are on a (whispers) "weight loss plan due to overindulgence in toonas". Garfield has been told to stop picking on Moe, but he's not listening as he says Moe Is A Mummy's Boy. Chrystal and Tamby are apparently very happy walking their children daily in the yard, as good cats should, and terrorizing the family dog. Tamby especially enjoys this, and Chrystal is seducing all hoomins who are silly enough to enter the house. Apparently she recieves nip and dried sardines weekly from several annonymous hoomin admirers, so seems to be doing well. Star will be leaving us on the 19th, he is going to live with a lady who is besotted with him to the point of calling him every three days for a chat, he will be the companion to her disabled son. He really took to her, as he didnt to previous visitors, so we're very happy for him. Sunny and Red are waiting to interview some 'hoomin applicants' who are aplying for the pawsition of cat slave. And the barekittens are off to kindy and preschool (sob, sob). Well, sorry for the size of the post, but I was told to apawlagise and iggsplain, so i have. -- Am I losing weight, or are my undies stretching?? |
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