Are Gnu Klub

Hello, we at diss hous is formin da "Getting in Uncl Bills Weigh
Klub." We wuz gonna cawl it da "Stanning and Woking in Uncl Billz
Weigh Klub" butted da Bear an Sunrise, da Pritty wun, poinud out dat
dey dew der bessest wurk lyin an sittin in Uncl Billz weiigh.

I myseff wike to wok s-l-o-l-y in frunt ob Uncl Bill on da stares, sew
dat he don' gew two fass an hurted himseff.

WooToo wikes to stretch out on da ousside ub da bed, sew dat he cannot
getted off da bed in da morning until her is reddy four him to putted
fudz in her bole. She also wikes to sit on his computer chare wen she
finks hee is going to waste time dat cood be spended waiting on her.
Butted he got anuther chare, so dat don' wurk no mor.

Sunrise wikes to sit in da chare wher hee eats his fudz juss befour he
sits down to dinner an she wikes to sit on his buk too mak it mor
inneresting for him to read. She awlso wikes to hepp him wen he is
cooking in da kitchum. Mor on dat latur.

Missy wikes to trip hoomins wen dey is woking.

Da Bear wikes to stop rite in Uncl Billz weigh wen he brings Uncl Bill
bak frum a wok. He will stop rite on da stares and Uncl Bill has to
tell him to get moofing.

Littl Samantha Underfoot iz her full gname an dat is pritty seff-
esplanatory.

BOFF doggies wike to hep Sunrise an Uncl Bill in da kitchum. Uncl Bill
iz allus squealing wiff delight when the floor is sew crowded dat he
can' REECH annyfing.

Efferywun in da catmoonity is inbited to port over an joyn da Klub.

--
Maggy May, for her Hous

Hihi diz iz O T anna I iz a big cat annd I likex ta stretch rite in the
doorz way. Iffin u need a sekond shift for dat, I am your mancat.

This is Miz Piglett and I like laying on feetz.

This is Willow anna I like walking around da bakz of chairz and on da desk
where da hoomanz iz trying to wurk. Anyfing I kan do ta help jus let
mineself kno.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
Hello, we at diss hous is formin da "Getting in Uncl Bills Weigh
Klub." We wuz gonna cawl it da "Stanning and Woking in Uncl Billz
Weigh Klub" butted da Bear an Sunrise, da Pritty wun, poinud out dat
dey dew der bessest wurk lyin an sittin in Uncl Billz weiigh.

I myseff wike to wok s-l-o-l-y in frunt ob Uncl Bill on da stares, sew
dat he don' gew two fass an hurted himseff.

WooToo wikes to stretch out on da ousside ub da bed, sew dat he cannot
getted off da bed in da morning until her is reddy four him to putted
fudz in her bole. She also wikes to sit on his computer chare wen she
finks hee is going to waste time dat cood be spended waiting on her.
Butted he got anuther chare, so dat don' wurk no mor.

Sunrise wikes to sit in da chare wher hee eats his fudz juss befour he
sits down to dinner an she wikes to sit on his buk too mak it mor
inneresting for him to read. She awlso wikes to hepp him wen he is
cooking in da kitchum. Mor on dat latur.

Missy wikes to trip hoomins wen dey is woking.

Da Bear wikes to stop rite in Uncl Billz weigh wen he brings Uncl Bill
bak frum a wok. He will stop rite on da stares and Uncl Bill has to
tell him to get moofing.

Littl Samantha Underfoot iz her full gname an dat is pritty seff-
esplanatory.

BOFF doggies wike to hep Sunrise an Uncl Bill in da kitchum. Uncl Bill
iz allus squealing wiff delight when the floor is sew crowded dat he
can' REECH annyfing.

Efferywun in da catmoonity is inbited to port over an joyn da Klub.

--
Maggy May, for her Hous

On Jul 11, 1:03*pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
Hello, we at diss hous is formin da "Getting in Uncl Bills Weigh
Klub." We wuz gonna cawl it da "Stanning and Woking in Uncl Billz
Weigh Klub" butted da Bear an Sunrise, da Pritty wun, poinud out dat
dey dew der bessest wurk lyin an sittin in Uncl Billz weiigh.

I myseff wike to wok s-l-o-l-y in frunt ob Uncl Bill on da stares, sew
dat he don' gew two fass an hurted himseff.

WooToo wikes to stretch out on da ousside ub da bed, sew dat he cannot
getted off da bed in da morning until her is reddy four him to putted
fudz in her bole. She also wikes to sit on his computer chare wen she
finks hee is going to waste time dat cood be spended waiting on her.
Butted he got anuther chare, so dat don' wurk no mor.

Sunrise wikes to sit in da chare wher hee eats his fudz juss befour he
sits down to dinner an she wikes to sit on his buk too mak it mor
inneresting for him to read. She awlso wikes to hepp him wen he is
cooking in da kitchum. Mor on dat latur.

Missy wikes to trip hoomins wen dey is woking.

Da Bear wikes to stop rite in Uncl Billz weigh wen he brings Uncl Bill
bak frum a wok. He will stop rite on da stares and Uncl Bill has to
tell him to get moofing.

Littl Samantha Underfoot iz her full gname an dat is pritty seff-
esplanatory.

BOFF doggies wike to hep Sunrise an Uncl Bill in da kitchum. Uncl Bill
iz allus squealing wiff delight when the floor is sew crowded dat he
can' REECH annyfing.

Efferywun in da catmoonity is inbited to port over an joyn da Klub.

--
Maggy May, for her Hous

I hab wecently discubbered da delites ob getting in da weigh. Dis iss
wat I do, itz sew sew fun!
Wen da meowmie is goiin is a hoory to da baffrum or wookin fur da fone
fing ringin, I run ahedd ob hur as I hab awways dunn. Butted, now I
hab lernd to stop wenn she on da run behyne me, an sit down an kleen
mine bawdum wif da leg in da aer, etc, wich cauzez da body to spredd
out an blokk da paffweigh; den da meowmie (or enny catsiderut hoomin)
stops an liffs hur foot to step offur me, an den wenn hur foot in da
aer, i gitz up an starts running, an, waff waff waff, she awmost
tawpplz offur! If she madd i just keep running strayt to mine hidingk
playse.
Dis sew much mor innawesting dan da uffur weigh.
Meowy, hoaping da meowmie neffur fawz offur wike she diddid wast nite
off da porch intew da shrubbery wile holding mineseff. Dat wuz sew
eggziting! She splayned to PawPaw dat da kittee needs sum eggzitemint
frum tyme tew tyme.
Wat a nise meowmie. Gud wukk wif yoor gnu club.

"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
Hello, we at diss hous is formin da "Getting in Uncl Bills Weigh
Klub." We wuz gonna cawl it da "Stanning and Woking in Uncl Billz
Weigh Klub" butted da Bear an Sunrise, da Pritty wun, poinud out dat
dey dew der bessest wurk lyin an sittin in Uncl Billz weiigh.

I myseff wike to wok s-l-o-l-y in frunt ob Uncl Bill on da stares, sew
dat he don' gew two fass an hurted himseff.

WooToo wikes to stretch out on da ousside ub da bed, sew dat he cannot
getted off da bed in da morning until her is reddy four him to putted
fudz in her bole. She also wikes to sit on his computer chare wen she
finks hee is going to waste time dat cood be spended waiting on her.
Butted he got anuther chare, so dat don' wurk no mor.

Sunrise wikes to sit in da chare wher hee eats his fudz juss befour he
sits down to dinner an she wikes to sit on his buk too mak it mor
inneresting for him to read. She awlso wikes to hepp him wen he is
cooking in da kitchum. Mor on dat latur.

Missy wikes to trip hoomins wen dey is woking.

Da Bear wikes to stop rite in Uncl Billz weigh wen he brings Uncl Bill
bak frum a wok. He will stop rite on da stares and Uncl Bill has to
tell him to get moofing.

Littl Samantha Underfoot iz her full gname an dat is pritty seff-
esplanatory.

BOFF doggies wike to hep Sunrise an Uncl Bill in da kitchum. Uncl Bill
iz allus squealing wiff delight when the floor is sew crowded dat he
can' REECH annyfing.

Myne flavfurrit iz tu lay on mine bak, lukkin kyute, effurr inna duurway
ov enny ruum, or in da twakt-up areah weer day wok da mozt. Den...if
day dunt twip on me, dey twy tu reetsh deown an pet mine fluffy
tummy...(neffurr uh gudgud ideer!) Den I gwab dere pawz if mine
klaw-oot paw, and dey skweel wiff dilite, an day say mine nik-nayme "Bad
Cat...NO!"
--
Pitô.ônya AKA Sweetee

Efferywun in da catmoonity is inbited to port over an joyn da Klub.

--
Maggy May, for her Hous

beri gud idermint, MH prowd off missee'z purt
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
Hello, we at diss hous is formin da "Getting in Uncl Bills Weigh
Klub." We wuz gonna cawl it da "Stanning and Woking in Uncl Billz
Weigh Klub" butted da Bear an Sunrise, da Pritty wun, poinud out dat
dey dew der bessest wurk lyin an sittin in Uncl Billz weiigh.

I myseff wike to wok s-l-o-l-y in frunt ob Uncl Bill on da stares, sew
dat he don' gew two fass an hurted himseff.

WooToo wikes to stretch out on da ousside ub da bed, sew dat he cannot
getted off da bed in da morning until her is reddy four him to putted
fudz in her bole. She also wikes to sit on his computer chare wen she
finks hee is going to waste time dat cood be spended waiting on her.
Butted he got anuther chare, so dat don' wurk no mor.

Sunrise wikes to sit in da chare wher hee eats his fudz juss befour he
sits down to dinner an she wikes to sit on his buk too mak it mor
inneresting for him to read. She awlso wikes to hepp him wen he is
cooking in da kitchum. Mor on dat latur.

Missy wikes to trip hoomins wen dey is woking.

Da Bear wikes to stop rite in Uncl Billz weigh wen he brings Uncl Bill
bak frum a wok. He will stop rite on da stares and Uncl Bill has to
tell him to get moofing.

Littl Samantha Underfoot iz her full gname an dat is pritty seff-
esplanatory.

BOFF doggies wike to hep Sunrise an Uncl Bill in da kitchum. Uncl Bill
iz allus squealing wiff delight when the floor is sew crowded dat he
can' REECH annyfing.

Efferywun in da catmoonity is inbited to port over an joyn da Klub.

--
Maggy May, for her Hous

On Sun, 11 Jul 2010 12:03:06 -0700 (PDT), Will in
New Haven's nimble, little paws typed:

Efferywun in da catmoonity is inbited to port over an joyn da Klub.

A long tyme ago, dere was a kitty Montgomery
FitzGawin, now attid da bridj, who was da
kommunity speshulist in a CatOlympik effent cawled
"Speed Bumps" where yoo got da highst pointz fur
weavink in an owt ob a hoomanz feet wed dey iz
walkink, wifout trippink da hooman or gettik
bumped yurseff.

Anykitty remember dis?
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/11/2010 7:30:57 PM

sniff, yez i duz, Tiger
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 11 Jul 2010 12:03:06 -0700 (PDT), Will in
New Haven's nimble, little paws typed:

Efferywun in da catmoonity is inbited to port over an joyn da Klub.

A long tyme ago, dere was a kitty Montgomery
FitzGawin, now attid da bridj, who was da
kommunity speshulist in a CatOlympik effent cawled
"Speed Bumps" where yoo got da highst pointz fur
weavink in an owt ob a hoomanz feet wed dey iz
walkink, wifout trippink da hooman or gettik
bumped yurseff.

Anykitty remember dis?
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/11/2010 7:30:57 PM

I wud nebber git in a hoomin'z way. Ub korse, sumtimez da hoomin juss duznt
unnerstan whut I IZ doin, an dey fingkz I iz in da way. Meowmie alwaze
fingkz I iz in da way when kumz downstarez in da mornin to feed ussez. Juss
in kase she haz furgot whare da kichen iz, I showz her da way by wokkin rite
in frunt uv her, furry slowly so she kan keep up.

Rebecca

"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
Hello, we at diss hous is formin da "Getting in Uncl Bills Weigh
Klub." We wuz gonna cawl it da "Stanning and Woking in Uncl Billz
Weigh Klub" butted da Bear an Sunrise, da Pritty wun, poinud out dat
dey dew der bessest wurk lyin an sittin in Uncl Billz weiigh.

I myseff wike to wok s-l-o-l-y in frunt ob Uncl Bill on da stares, sew
dat he don' gew two fass an hurted himseff.

WooToo wikes to stretch out on da ousside ub da bed, sew dat he cannot
getted off da bed in da morning until her is reddy four him to putted
fudz in her bole. She also wikes to sit on his computer chare wen she
finks hee is going to waste time dat cood be spended waiting on her.
Butted he got anuther chare, so dat don' wurk no mor.

Sunrise wikes to sit in da chare wher hee eats his fudz juss befour he
sits down to dinner an she wikes to sit on his buk too mak it mor
inneresting for him to read. She awlso wikes to hepp him wen he is
cooking in da kitchum. Mor on dat latur.

Missy wikes to trip hoomins wen dey is woking.

Da Bear wikes to stop rite in Uncl Billz weigh wen he brings Uncl Bill
bak frum a wok. He will stop rite on da stares and Uncl Bill has to
tell him to get moofing.

Littl Samantha Underfoot iz her full gname an dat is pritty seff-
esplanatory.

BOFF doggies wike to hep Sunrise an Uncl Bill in da kitchum. Uncl Bill
iz allus squealing wiff delight when the floor is sew crowded dat he
can' REECH annyfing.

Efferywun in da catmoonity is inbited to port over an joyn da Klub.

--
Maggy May, for her Hous

Rebecca wrote:
I wud nebber git in a hoomin'z way. Ub korse, sumtimez da hoomin juss duznt
unnerstan whut I IZ doin, an dey fingkz I iz in da way. Meowmie alwaze
fingkz I iz in da way when kumz downstarez in da mornin to feed ussez. Juss
in kase she haz furgot whare da kichen iz, I showz her da way by wokkin rite
in frunt uv her, furry slowly so she kan keep up.

Rebecca

"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
Hello, we at diss hous is formin da "Getting in Uncl Bills Weigh
Klub." We wuz gonna cawl it da "Stanning and Woking in Uncl Billz
Weigh Klub" butted da Bear an Sunrise, da Pritty wun, poinud out dat
dey dew der bessest wurk lyin an sittin in Uncl Billz weiigh.

I myseff wike to wok s-l-o-l-y in frunt ob Uncl Bill on da stares, sew
dat he don' gew two fass an hurted himseff.

WooToo wikes to stretch out on da ousside ub da bed, sew dat he cannot
getted off da bed in da morning until her is reddy four him to putted
fudz in her bole. She also wikes to sit on his computer chare wen she
finks hee is going to waste time dat cood be spended waiting on her.
Butted he got anuther chare, so dat don' wurk no mor.

Sunrise wikes to sit in da chare wher hee eats his fudz juss befour he
sits down to dinner an she wikes to sit on his buk too mak it mor
inneresting for him to read. She awlso wikes to hepp him wen he is
cooking in da kitchum. Mor on dat latur.

Missy wikes to trip hoomins wen dey is woking.

Da Bear wikes to stop rite in Uncl Billz weigh wen he brings Uncl Bill
bak frum a wok. He will stop rite on da stares and Uncl Bill has to
tell him to get moofing.

Littl Samantha Underfoot iz her full gname an dat is pritty seff-
esplanatory.

BOFF doggies wike to hep Sunrise an Uncl Bill in da kitchum. Uncl Bill
iz allus squealing wiff delight when the floor is sew crowded dat he
can' REECH annyfing.

Efferywun in da catmoonity is inbited to port over an joyn da Klub.

--
Maggy May, for her Hous



Dar's wot Iz ceep sayin tu Meowmie : "I don no ware yu goin but Iz
l leed yus dere. TuTu

anna haf ursef notized da hoominz duzint aprrcheeate da kare we goesto ta
make sure dey finna way, Trudi
"Rebecca" wrote in message
...
I wud nebber git in a hoomin'z way. Ub korse, sumtimez da hoomin juss duznt
unnerstan whut I IZ doin, an dey fingkz I iz in da way. Meowmie alwaze
fingkz I iz in da way when kumz downstarez in da mornin to feed ussez. Juss
in kase she haz furgot whare da kichen iz, I showz her da way by wokkin
rite in frunt uv her, furry slowly so she kan keep up.

Rebecca

"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
Hello, we at diss hous is formin da "Getting in Uncl Bills Weigh
Klub." We wuz gonna cawl it da "Stanning and Woking in Uncl Billz
Weigh Klub" butted da Bear an Sunrise, da Pritty wun, poinud out dat
dey dew der bessest wurk lyin an sittin in Uncl Billz weiigh.

I myseff wike to wok s-l-o-l-y in frunt ob Uncl Bill on da stares, sew
dat he don' gew two fass an hurted himseff.

WooToo wikes to stretch out on da ousside ub da bed, sew dat he cannot
getted off da bed in da morning until her is reddy four him to putted
fudz in her bole. She also wikes to sit on his computer chare wen she
finks hee is going to waste time dat cood be spended waiting on her.
Butted he got anuther chare, so dat don' wurk no mor.

Sunrise wikes to sit in da chare wher hee eats his fudz juss befour he
sits down to dinner an she wikes to sit on his buk too mak it mor
inneresting for him to read. She awlso wikes to hepp him wen he is
cooking in da kitchum. Mor on dat latur.

Missy wikes to trip hoomins wen dey is woking.

Da Bear wikes to stop rite in Uncl Billz weigh wen he brings Uncl Bill
bak frum a wok. He will stop rite on da stares and Uncl Bill has to
tell him to get moofing.

Littl Samantha Underfoot iz her full gname an dat is pritty seff-
esplanatory.

BOFF doggies wike to hep Sunrise an Uncl Bill in da kitchum. Uncl Bill
iz allus squealing wiff delight when the floor is sew crowded dat he
can' REECH annyfing.

Efferywun in da catmoonity is inbited to port over an joyn da Klub.

--
Maggy May, for her Hous