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Please explain why IBKFergus hurtles around the house in full halloween
mode, chasing greeblings, and why she'll bat pretty much anything that is even remotely battable around for hours on end, and why her favourite place to go a'hunting is the kitchen with the wood floor ao that if she's not batting stuff or chasing greeblings, she's inthe kitchen crouched down and bum wiggling, waiting for an evil dust bunny or stray dog kibble to appear so she can bat it around more, but when a mouse, a proper real life mouse, scuttles across the kitchen floor, she doesn't leap upon it with delight, but nearly sh*ts herself in fright, and runs away, petrified, and won't come out from under the lounge for nearly 3 hours? Please also explain why Shmogg let the very same mouse run over his front paw and did *nothing*, not even so much as *look* at what was running over his foot. And why Cary wanted to chase and play with the mouse, and kept trying to get into the kitchen to look under the fridge, long after the mouse had made its exit? Please explain why my son is a better cat than the two felines in the house? Yowie |
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"Yowie" wrote in message ... Please explain why IBKFergus hurtles around the house in full halloween mode, chasing greeblings, and why she'll bat pretty much anything that is even remotely battable around for hours on end, and why her favourite place to go a'hunting is the kitchen with the wood floor ao that if she's not batting stuff or chasing greeblings, she's inthe kitchen crouched down and bum wiggling, waiting for an evil dust bunny or stray dog kibble to appear so she can bat it around more, but when a mouse, a proper real life mouse, scuttles across the kitchen floor, she doesn't leap upon it with delight, but nearly sh*ts herself in fright, and runs away, petrified, and won't come out from under the lounge for nearly 3 hours? Please also explain why Shmogg let the very same mouse run over his front paw and did *nothing*, not even so much as *look* at what was running over his foot. And why Cary wanted to chase and play with the mouse, and kept trying to get into the kitchen to look under the fridge, long after the mouse had made its exit? Please explain why my son is a better cat than the two felines in the house? Yowie I don't know. But I'm pretty disgusted with my two on assigned hunting projects right now. Had a nice fat field mouse in the kitchen last week. It jumped out of the cupboard right in front of Molly, ran across the floor and under the dishwasher. She gave chase for about five seconds and then went back to bed. She spends hours outside supposedly hunting in the vacant field across the street. Starting to think she is just stalking other cats and napping over there. Jo |
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so she can bat it around more, but when a mouse, a proper real life mouse, scuttles across the kitchen floor, she doesn't leap upon it with delight, but nearly sh*ts herself in fright, and runs away, petrified, and won't come out from under the lounge for nearly 3 hours? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please explain why my son is a better cat than the two felines in the house? Looks like he's been trained well! -- Victor M. Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam he Email me he |
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"Yowie" wrote in message ... Please explain why my son is a better cat than the two felines in the house? Yowie Because he's had two of the finest teachers who, were simply etreating into the background in order to see how their student would fair in a real-life scenario, then they'd report back to The Mothership with his marks for technical merit and artistic interpretation. You mean you didn't already really know this??? Cheers, helen s ;-) |
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On Sat, 13 May 2006 09:01:58 +1000, Yowie wrote:
Please explain why IBKFergus hurtles around the house in full halloween mode, chasing greeblings, and why she'll bat pretty much anything that is even remotely battable around for hours on end, and why her favourite place to go a'hunting is the kitchen with the wood floor ao that if she's not batting stuff or chasing greeblings, she's inthe kitchen crouched down and bum wiggling, waiting for an evil dust bunny or stray dog kibble to appear so she can bat it around more, but when a mouse, a proper real life mouse, scuttles across the kitchen floor, she doesn't leap upon it with delight, but nearly sh*ts herself in fright, and runs away, petrified, and won't come out from under the lounge for nearly 3 hours? Please also explain why Shmogg let the very same mouse run over his front paw and did *nothing*, not even so much as *look* at what was running over his foot. And why Cary wanted to chase and play with the mouse, and kept trying to get into the kitchen to look under the fridge, long after the mouse had made its exit? Please explain why my son is a better cat than the two felines in the house? Yowie Cary is a curious intelligent child -- "curious people want to know". On the other hand, your cats are not hungry. If they were hungry, they might be willing to investigate to see if the mouse were edible. As to why some cats are playful and others are not, I don't have the foggiest notion. MLB |
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"Yowie" wrote in
: Please explain why IBKFergus hurtles around the house in full halloween mode, chasing greeblings, and why she'll bat pretty much anything that is even remotely battable around for hours on end, and why her favourite place to go a'hunting is the kitchen with the wood floor ao that if she's not batting stuff or chasing greeblings, she's inthe kitchen crouched down and bum wiggling, waiting for an evil dust bunny or stray dog kibble to appear so she can bat it around more, but when a mouse, a proper real life mouse, scuttles across the kitchen floor, she doesn't leap upon it with delight, but nearly sh*ts herself in fright, and runs away, petrified, and won't come out from under the lounge for nearly 3 hours? Because she's a lady? Please also explain why Shmogg let the very same mouse run over his front paw and did *nothing*, not even so much as *look* at what was running over his foot. Because he's a gentleman? And why Cary wanted to chase and play with the mouse, and kept trying to get into the kitchen to look under the fridge, long after the mouse had made its exit? Because he's a kid. No '?' needed there. Please explain why my son is a better cat than the two felines in the house? Takes after his mom? Chak, ducking and running -- A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider god-fearing and pious. On the other hand, they do less easily move against him, believing that he has the gods on his side. --Aristotle, philosopher (384-322 BCE) |
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On 2006-05-12 18:01:58 -0500, "Yowie" said:
Please explain why IBKFergus hurtles around the house in full halloween mode, chasing greeblings, and why she'll bat pretty much anything that is even remotely battable around for hours on end, and why her favourite place to go a'hunting is the kitchen with the wood floor ao that if she's not batting stuff or chasing greeblings, she's inthe kitchen crouched down and bum wiggling, waiting for an evil dust bunny or stray dog kibble to appear so she can bat it around more, but when a mouse, a proper real life mouse, scuttles across the kitchen floor, she doesn't leap upon it with delight, but nearly sh*ts herself in fright, and runs away, petrified, and won't come out from under the lounge for nearly 3 hours? Please also explain why Shmogg let the very same mouse run over his front paw and did *nothing*, not even so much as *look* at what was running over his foot. And why Cary wanted to chase and play with the mouse, and kept trying to get into the kitchen to look under the fridge, long after the mouse had made its exit? Please explain why my son is a better cat than the two felines in the house? Yowie Obviously, you taught him better than their mommies taught them. D |
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Yowie wrote:
Please explain why my son is a better cat than the two felines in the house? Why would the cats exert themselves when they've trained a human to do it for them? ;o) -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki |
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"Yowie" wrote in message ... Please explain why IBKFergus hurtles around the house in full halloween mode, chasing greeblings, and why she'll bat pretty much anything that is even remotely battable around for hours on end, and why her favourite place to go a'hunting is the kitchen with the wood floor ao that if she's not batting stuff or chasing greeblings, she's inthe kitchen crouched down and bum wiggling, waiting for an evil dust bunny or stray dog kibble to appear so she can bat it around more, but when a mouse, a proper real life mouse, scuttles across the kitchen floor, she doesn't leap upon it with delight, but nearly sh*ts herself in fright, and runs away, petrified, and won't come out from under the lounge for nearly 3 hours? Please also explain why Shmogg let the very same mouse run over his front paw and did *nothing*, not even so much as *look* at what was running over his foot. And why Cary wanted to chase and play with the mouse, and kept trying to get into the kitchen to look under the fridge, long after the mouse had made its exit? Please explain why my son is a better cat than the two felines in the house? Yowie I had a good chuckle at your post. :~) My Chloe is always on bug/pest/lizard patrol, but Pua and Tyrone could care less, so I don't get it either. If Chloe catches anything, her brother Tyrone is right there, by her side, watching, but he lets her do her thing. Pua just continues to meatloaf on whatever piece of furniture she's on. They've each got their own personalities, don't they? kili |
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Yowie wrote:
Please explain why IBKFergus hurtles around the house in full halloween mode, chasing greeblings, and why she'll bat pretty much anything that is even remotely battable around for hours on end, and why her favourite place to go a'hunting is the kitchen with the wood floor ao that if she's not batting stuff or chasing greeblings, she's inthe kitchen crouched down and bum wiggling, waiting for an evil dust bunny or stray dog kibble to appear so she can bat it around more, but when a mouse, a proper real life mouse, scuttles across the kitchen floor, she doesn't leap upon it with delight, but nearly sh*ts herself in fright, and runs away, petrified, and won't come out from under the lounge for nearly 3 hours? Please also explain why Shmogg let the very same mouse run over his front paw and did *nothing*, not even so much as *look* at what was running over his foot. And why Cary wanted to chase and play with the mouse, and kept trying to get into the kitchen to look under the fridge, long after the mouse had made its exit? Please explain why my son is a better cat than the two felines in the house? Yowie IBK and Shmogg have taught Cary to be a great cat and they can now retire in peace Purrs and best wishes, Polonca and Soncek who is an excellent insect hunter |
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