HOW TO FATTEN A CAT UP(AS OPPOSED TO REDUCING ONE'S WEIGHT)

cybercat wrote:
"Matthew" wrote in message
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"cybercat" wrote in message
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"Matthew" wrote in message
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You are about as bad as I am
I am retired so hours make no difference to me.

I love keeping my own hours.


HELL YEAH THE ONLY WAY TO DO IT ;-)


The only thing is? My inlaws, and sometimes my husband, tend to treat me
like a housewife. (When in fact my home-based business pays at least half of
our bills, including the mortgage.) They drop by, my MIL for a long time
expected me to take her shopping all day any day of the week, my husband
still arranged for cable guys and contractors to come without even thinking
about the fact that I might actually be working.

Now this Is one that I can relate to ~I live in the same village as my
mother in law as well as my own mother, both of whom think I have
nothing better to do than, taken them shopping, down to the
hairdressers, the kids nust cook for themselves,the washing magically
appears in the the airing cuppboard, the hoover is on automatic pilot,
& the washer loads it's self, then walks out to them line to dry, in
between ironing it's self,... our cats can open tins, the litters self
dispose & clearing up after & just*happens*.The washing up jumps in the
sink & dry's it's self, the cats walk themselve's alongside grooming at
the same time, & in between carting the bins our front, they walk back
in the garden too(we wont mention the grass that cuts it's self ,then
Paul, who Is disabled manges everything he needs doing himself...that
Is why we built the downstairs extension~ so It can function on
automsatic too.I can remember my mum telling me about this wonderful
product just came out on the market, & when I asked what It was, she
had the blooming cheek to say, "it's called Elbow Grease,lol"

I guess he thinks I pull the money out of my ass. WHILE cooking for and
cleaning after his.

BUT I LOVE MY LIFE I GET TO KEEP MY OWN HOURS.
I sure as hell get them though...between 3am & 5am...why am I moaning
lol??!!!
S;o)

In article om,
"sheelagh" wrote:

Supplement their regular diet with chicken fat, skin and wings and
necks. They will put on weight but you can't feed them that
forever!


rachel