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  #31  
Old August 26th 11, 09:57 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Sefural innings have gone by efuri cat haz batted but only the pitcherz have
gotten home runs, Harri got a mighty home run in the fourth and it is now
tied one to one, no matter what the other cats do, no cat on either team can
get arownd the pitching of these two fine lady cats, with their mencats for
catchers they are just unbeatable...

in between each half inning the crowd has been amazed at the cheerleaders,
with petunias cheers and rebeccas korographee they are stunning...
summersaults, pyramids and all manner of dancing, each half inning better
than the last...

Trudi: we are going int o the top of the sixth inning, so far this has been
an excitin game...

at that moment, a very huge and ver lowd clap of thundermonzters sounds like
a repeating gun because of the acustics in the park,... trudi's hair fluffs
up and she gets a seriousluy disgusted look on her face...

I thinkz weafur peoplez iz scam artizt, dey sayed no rainz or
thundermonzterz, and the sky opinz anna rain startz pourin down, amellia
calls the umpires to first base and she calls the game because of rain...

when this news comes to the booth trudi annownces: ok alla ucats come to da
luxuree box fura snak before we decide what we wantsa du nezt...

she turns to aed, i sure iz gwad dat we iz areaadee inna in ... letz go get
sum fudz before ot sundanze anna OT getz der,

trudi


"Booker" wrote in message
...
Wy is meowmie laffin so much? Hoominz arent lowed to laf at kittie postz,
are dey?

Booker

On 8/25/2011 6:43 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
we willz pway az long aza weafur howldz, din ifin sumfin happinz we kan
suspend or kalla game, trudi... checkin da weafur fur da myzteree
lokashun
wrote in message
...
Were iz diz bawl gayme? Iz der gonna be a spencion cuz ov da hurrikane?
Or
iz weze playin fru it?

Booker

On 8/22/2011 10:36 AM, Will in New Haven wrote:
Voice of Public Address Cat

Batting first for the Meow Chatters Number 8.25, Wascal, Number 8.25

"We all know that Wascal has betted against Missy before. He takes his
crouched stance in the right-pawed batting box and awaits her southpaw
delivery.
It's her claw-ball and it ducks under his swing at the last moment:
Strike One
She gets the ball back and fires a fastpaw immediately, high and
outside. Umpirre Amelia calls "bawl wun" and does not back down from
Missy's glare.
Missy fires another fast one and this one dives at Wascal's shins at
the last moment. What a break on that sinker. Wascal checks his
swing.
Umpirre Amelia calls "bawl too"
Wascal apparently guesses that another claw-ball is coming and letst
it travel enough to gauge it and get his bat on it. It's a LONG line
drive to Center Field. But Pookey gets a fine jump on it and makes a
tremendous leaping catch at the wall. And the crowd goes wild. Wascal,
who is almost to Second Base when the catch is made, tips his cap in
admiration and returns to the dugout.

Batting second for the Meow Chatters Number Pi, Ranger, Greycat
Mahoney, Number Pi

"Ranger takes the first pitch, a fastpaw that is a bit too far
inside.
Umpire Amelia calls "Bawl Wun."
The next pitch is a clawball and Ranger pulls it hard down the foul
line. The crowd waits to see if it is fair or foul but it is clearly
foul and Ranger awaits the next delivery.
Apparently Ranger was set for another clawbawl and he takes the next
pitch, a fastpaw over the plate for strike two.
The next pitch IS a clawball and Ranger grounds it toward third base.
Sundance gets the ball on a short hop and throws it to Barbi who takes
it for the second out.

Batting third for the Meow Chatters Number 7, Chappy Number 7

"Missy seems to think that Chappy is a very aggressive hitter as she
throws him a fastpaw that is well outside. Not only does Chappy swing
but the bat connects. However, the ball just bloops out to short Left
Field. It looks like it will fall between shortstop and the outfield
but Lizzie Borden streaks out there and catches it on the fly.

"Well that was a great half inning pardner. No scoring but lots of
well-hit drives and sparkling defense."

--
Will in New Haven





  #32  
Old August 26th 11, 10:10 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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O T arrives and whispers to Trudi. U forgotted da mirofone was still on
anna WE HERD DAT LAS REMARK! He wateches the rain come down and sees the
wind is beginning to blow. He suddenly has an idea. Melia kan u anna Harri
kome ofver here for a minute? I know da out cats where diz hurrikane iz
gonna beez iz gonna be in fur a ruff time. Why kant sum of uz "fluffy" cats
go dere before it getz too bad and help sekure some safe plazez for doze dat
hafta be in da out. Melian U kud help uz. Piglett sees this and is so
proud that O T is thinking of someone other than his empty tummy.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...


Sefural innings have gone by efuri cat haz batted but only the pitcherz have
gotten home runs, Harri got a mighty home run in the fourth and it is now
tied one to one, no matter what the other cats do, no cat on either team can
get arownd the pitching of these two fine lady cats, with their mencats for
catchers they are just unbeatable...

in between each half inning the crowd has been amazed at the cheerleaders,
with petunias cheers and rebeccas korographee they are stunning...
summersaults, pyramids and all manner of dancing, each half inning better
than the last...

Trudi: we are going int o the top of the sixth inning, so far this has been
an excitin game...

at that moment, a very huge and ver lowd clap of thundermonzters sounds like
a repeating gun because of the acustics in the park,... trudi's hair fluffs
up and she gets a seriousluy disgusted look on her face...

I thinkz weafur peoplez iz scam artizt, dey sayed no rainz or
thundermonzterz, and the sky opinz anna rain startz pourin down, amellia
calls the umpires to first base and she calls the game because of rain...

when this news comes to the booth trudi annownces: ok alla ucats come to da
luxuree box fura snak before we decide what we wantsa du nezt...

she turns to aed, i sure iz gwad dat we iz areaadee inna in ... letz go get
sum fudz before ot sundanze anna OT getz der,

trudi


"Booker" wrote in message
...
Wy is meowmie laffin so much? Hoominz arent lowed to laf at kittie postz,
are dey?

Booker

On 8/25/2011 6:43 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
we willz pway az long aza weafur howldz, din ifin sumfin happinz we kan
suspend or kalla game, trudi... checkin da weafur fur da myzteree
lokashun
wrote in message
...
Were iz diz bawl gayme? Iz der gonna be a spencion cuz ov da hurrikane?
Or
iz weze playin fru it?

Booker

On 8/22/2011 10:36 AM, Will in New Haven wrote:
Voice of Public Address Cat

Batting first for the Meow Chatters Number 8.25, Wascal, Number 8.25

"We all know that Wascal has betted against Missy before. He takes his
crouched stance in the right-pawed batting box and awaits her southpaw
delivery.
It's her claw-ball and it ducks under his swing at the last moment:
Strike One
She gets the ball back and fires a fastpaw immediately, high and
outside. Umpirre Amelia calls "bawl wun" and does not back down from
Missy's glare.
Missy fires another fast one and this one dives at Wascal's shins at
the last moment. What a break on that sinker. Wascal checks his
swing.
Umpirre Amelia calls "bawl too"
Wascal apparently guesses that another claw-ball is coming and letst
it travel enough to gauge it and get his bat on it. It's a LONG line
drive to Center Field. But Pookey gets a fine jump on it and makes a
tremendous leaping catch at the wall. And the crowd goes wild. Wascal,
who is almost to Second Base when the catch is made, tips his cap in
admiration and returns to the dugout.

Batting second for the Meow Chatters Number Pi, Ranger, Greycat
Mahoney, Number Pi

"Ranger takes the first pitch, a fastpaw that is a bit too far
inside.
Umpire Amelia calls "Bawl Wun."
The next pitch is a clawball and Ranger pulls it hard down the foul
line. The crowd waits to see if it is fair or foul but it is clearly
foul and Ranger awaits the next delivery.
Apparently Ranger was set for another clawbawl and he takes the next
pitch, a fastpaw over the plate for strike two.
The next pitch IS a clawball and Ranger grounds it toward third base.
Sundance gets the ball on a short hop and throws it to Barbi who takes
it for the second out.

Batting third for the Meow Chatters Number 7, Chappy Number 7

"Missy seems to think that Chappy is a very aggressive hitter as she
throws him a fastpaw that is well outside. Not only does Chappy swing
but the bat connects. However, the ball just bloops out to short Left
Field. It looks like it will fall between shortstop and the outfield
but Lizzie Borden streaks out there and catches it on the fly.

"Well that was a great half inning pardner. No scoring but lots of
well-hit drives and sparkling defense."

--
Will in New Haven




  #33  
Old August 26th 11, 10:20 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Mosey sez, yeUP, sew far diz haz bin uh xciting game, but dis dum hurrikane
fing iz gunna roon et..MRRRRRRRRRT!!!
weh hoap yew awl wyl beh sayfe. Purrs frum usses kitties n lotza prayers
frum owr meomie we luffs yew, cuz yew are owr frendz. Luffs Mosey fur huz
fambly


Sefural innings have gone by efuri cat haz batted but only the pitcherz have
gotten home runs, Harri got a mighty home run in the fourth and it is now
tied one to one, no matter what the other cats do, no cat on either team can
get arownd the pitching of these two fine lady cats, with their mencats for
catchers they are just unbeatable...

in between each half inning the crowd has been amazed at the cheerleaders,
with petunias cheers and rebeccas korographee they are stunning...
summersaults, pyramids and all manner of dancing, each half inning better
than the last...

Trudi: we are going int o the top of the sixth inning, so far this has been
an excitin game...

at that moment, a very huge and ver lowd clap of thundermonzters sounds like
a repeating gun because of the acustics in the park,... trudi's hair fluffs
up and she gets a seriousluy disgusted look on her face...

I thinkz weafur peoplez iz scam artizt, dey sayed no rainz or
thundermonzterz, and the sky opinz anna rain startz pourin down, amellia
calls the umpires to first base and she calls the game because of rain...

when this news comes to the booth trudi annownces: ok alla ucats come to da
luxuree box fura snak before we decide what we wantsa du nezt...

she turns to aed, i sure iz gwad dat we iz areaadee inna in ... letz go get
sum fudz before ot sundanze anna OT getz der,

trudi


"Booker" wrote in message
...
Wy is meowmie laffin so much? Hoominz arent lowed to laf at kittie postz,
are dey?

Booker

On 8/25/2011 6:43 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
we willz pway az long aza weafur howldz, din ifin sumfin happinz we kan
suspend or kalla game, trudi... checkin da weafur fur da myzteree
lokashun
wrote in message
...
Were iz diz bawl gayme? Iz der gonna be a spencion cuz ov da hurrikane?
Or
iz weze playin fru it?

Booker

On 8/22/2011 10:36 AM, Will in New Haven wrote:
Voice of Public Address Cat

Batting first for the Meow Chatters Number 8.25, Wascal, Number 8.25

"We all know that Wascal has betted against Missy before. He takes his
crouched stance in the right-pawed batting box and awaits her southpaw
delivery.
It's her claw-ball and it ducks under his swing at the last moment:
Strike One
She gets the ball back and fires a fastpaw immediately, high and
outside. Umpirre Amelia calls "bawl wun" and does not back down from
Missy's glare.
Missy fires another fast one and this one dives at Wascal's shins at
the last moment. What a break on that sinker. Wascal checks his
swing.
Umpirre Amelia calls "bawl too"
Wascal apparently guesses that another claw-ball is coming and letst
it travel enough to gauge it and get his bat on it. It's a LONG line
drive to Center Field. But Pookey gets a fine jump on it and makes a
tremendous leaping catch at the wall. And the crowd goes wild. Wascal,
who is almost to Second Base when the catch is made, tips his cap in
admiration and returns to the dugout.

Batting second for the Meow Chatters Number Pi, Ranger, Greycat
Mahoney, Number Pi

"Ranger takes the first pitch, a fastpaw that is a bit too far
inside.
Umpire Amelia calls "Bawl Wun."
The next pitch is a clawball and Ranger pulls it hard down the foul
line. The crowd waits to see if it is fair or foul but it is clearly
foul and Ranger awaits the next delivery.
Apparently Ranger was set for another clawbawl and he takes the next
pitch, a fastpaw over the plate for strike two.
The next pitch IS a clawball and Ranger grounds it toward third base.
Sundance gets the ball on a short hop and throws it to Barbi who takes
it for the second out.

Batting third for the Meow Chatters Number 7, Chappy Number 7

"Missy seems to think that Chappy is a very aggressive hitter as she
throws him a fastpaw that is well outside. Not only does Chappy swing
but the bat connects. However, the ball just bloops out to short Left
Field. It looks like it will fall between shortstop and the outfield
but Lizzie Borden streaks out there and catches it on the fly.

"Well that was a great half inning pardner. No scoring but lots of
well-hit drives and sparkling defense."

--
Will in New Haven




  #34  
Old August 26th 11, 10:27 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Amelia T Cat
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On Fri, 26 Aug 2011 16:10:25 -0500, Gramby wrote:

O T arrives and whispers to Trudi. U forgotted da mirofone was still on
anna WE HERD DAT LAS REMARK! He wateches the rain come down and sees
the wind is beginning to blow. He suddenly has an idea. Melia kan u
anna Harri kome ofver here for a minute? I know da out cats where diz
hurrikane iz gonna beez iz gonna be in fur a ruff time. Why kant sum of
uz "fluffy" cats go dere before it getz too bad and help sekure some
safe plazez for doze dat hafta be in da out. Melian U kud help uz.
Piglett sees this and is so proud that O T is thinking of someone other
than his empty tummy.


That's an excellent idea!

[Amelia, Harri, OT, and a handful of other kitties dash into the
teleporter. A few minutes later a pair of bright yellow kitty-sized
construction tractors emerge from a teleporter in North Carolina. They
are followed by a couple of large trucks carrying construction supplies
and a cement truck that uses the same technology as TV's magical
backpack. Sammy and Ranger start construction of a hurricane shelter,
while Amelia gets the news out on her catellite phone. Harri and OT drive
a heavy truck to pick up the kitties that can't get to safety on their
own.

While this is happening, other kitties with construction equipment and
rescue vehicle are popping out of teleporters all along the eastern coast
of Catmerica. An extra large shelter is built just across the river from
Mew York City, in The Two Sisters' neighborhood.

All along the eastern seaboard, and up into Catnada, a huge force of
kitties mobilizes to build a great number of shelters and to evacuate
kitties (and even goggies) from areas that expect to see heavy rains,
flooding, and other storm damage.]
  #35  
Old August 26th 11, 11:00 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Piglett and many of the girlcats work hard to stock shelves in the shelters
with food and water for the cats. There is food and plenty of toys for the
bitties to keep then calm while the weather is miserable in the OUT. Lizzie
is running in and out of places where cats would hide if they were scared.
U stay by da kerb anna a big truk will be here soonz to take u to safety.
Da win blowz hard and she looses her footing as her small fram is carried
down the street in a big gust. BOOKER, help mineselfz. she calls as she
hurles ahead.

"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message ...

On Fri, 26 Aug 2011 16:10:25 -0500, Gramby wrote:

O T arrives and whispers to Trudi. U forgotted da mirofone was still on
anna WE HERD DAT LAS REMARK! He wateches the rain come down and sees
the wind is beginning to blow. He suddenly has an idea. Melia kan u
anna Harri kome ofver here for a minute? I know da out cats where diz
hurrikane iz gonna beez iz gonna be in fur a ruff time. Why kant sum of
uz "fluffy" cats go dere before it getz too bad and help sekure some
safe plazez for doze dat hafta be in da out. Melian U kud help uz.
Piglett sees this and is so proud that O T is thinking of someone other
than his empty tummy.


That's an excellent idea!

[Amelia, Harri, OT, and a handful of other kitties dash into the
teleporter. A few minutes later a pair of bright yellow kitty-sized
construction tractors emerge from a teleporter in North Carolina. They
are followed by a couple of large trucks carrying construction supplies
and a cement truck that uses the same technology as TV's magical
backpack. Sammy and Ranger start construction of a hurricane shelter,
while Amelia gets the news out on her catellite phone. Harri and OT drive
a heavy truck to pick up the kitties that can't get to safety on their
own.

While this is happening, other kitties with construction equipment and
rescue vehicle are popping out of teleporters all along the eastern coast
of Catmerica. An extra large shelter is built just across the river from
Mew York City, in The Two Sisters' neighborhood.

All along the eastern seaboard, and up into Catnada, a huge force of
kitties mobilizes to build a great number of shelters and to evacuate
kitties (and even goggies) from areas that expect to see heavy rains,
flooding, and other storm damage.]

  #36  
Old August 26th 11, 11:10 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default Da Bawl Gam

oopz, anna i meaned to say MH not urown namez twize... trudi
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
O T arrives and whispers to Trudi. U forgotted da mirofone was still on
anna WE HERD DAT LAS REMARK! He wateches the rain come down and sees the
wind is beginning to blow. He suddenly has an idea. Melia kan u anna
Harri kome ofver here for a minute? I know da out cats where diz hurrikane
iz gonna beez iz gonna be in fur a ruff time. Why kant sum of uz "fluffy"
cats go dere before it getz too bad and help sekure some safe plazez for
doze dat hafta be in da out. Melian U kud help uz. Piglett sees this and
is so proud that O T is thinking of someone other than his empty tummy.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...


Sefural innings have gone by efuri cat haz batted but only the pitcherz
have
gotten home runs, Harri got a mighty home run in the fourth and it is now
tied one to one, no matter what the other cats do, no cat on either team
can
get arownd the pitching of these two fine lady cats, with their mencats
for
catchers they are just unbeatable...

in between each half inning the crowd has been amazed at the cheerleaders,
with petunias cheers and rebeccas korographee they are stunning...
summersaults, pyramids and all manner of dancing, each half inning better
than the last...

Trudi: we are going int o the top of the sixth inning, so far this has
been
an excitin game...

at that moment, a very huge and ver lowd clap of thundermonzters sounds
like
a repeating gun because of the acustics in the park,... trudi's hair
fluffs
up and she gets a seriousluy disgusted look on her face...

I thinkz weafur peoplez iz scam artizt, dey sayed no rainz or
thundermonzterz, and the sky opinz anna rain startz pourin down, amellia
calls the umpires to first base and she calls the game because of rain...

when this news comes to the booth trudi annownces: ok alla ucats come to
da
luxuree box fura snak before we decide what we wantsa du nezt...

she turns to aed, i sure iz gwad dat we iz areaadee inna in ... letz go
get
sum fudz before ot sundanze anna OT getz der,

trudi


"Booker" wrote in message
...
Wy is meowmie laffin so much? Hoominz arent lowed to laf at kittie postz,
are dey?

Booker

On 8/25/2011 6:43 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
we willz pway az long aza weafur howldz, din ifin sumfin happinz we kan
suspend or kalla game, trudi... checkin da weafur fur da myzteree
lokashun
wrote in message
...
Were iz diz bawl gayme? Iz der gonna be a spencion cuz ov da hurrikane?
Or
iz weze playin fru it?

Booker

On 8/22/2011 10:36 AM, Will in New Haven wrote:
Voice of Public Address Cat

Batting first for the Meow Chatters Number 8.25, Wascal, Number 8.25

"We all know that Wascal has betted against Missy before. He takes his
crouched stance in the right-pawed batting box and awaits her southpaw
delivery.
It's her claw-ball and it ducks under his swing at the last moment:
Strike One
She gets the ball back and fires a fastpaw immediately, high and
outside. Umpirre Amelia calls "bawl wun" and does not back down from
Missy's glare.
Missy fires another fast one and this one dives at Wascal's shins at
the last moment. What a break on that sinker. Wascal checks his
swing.
Umpirre Amelia calls "bawl too"
Wascal apparently guesses that another claw-ball is coming and letst
it travel enough to gauge it and get his bat on it. It's a LONG line
drive to Center Field. But Pookey gets a fine jump on it and makes a
tremendous leaping catch at the wall. And the crowd goes wild. Wascal,
who is almost to Second Base when the catch is made, tips his cap in
admiration and returns to the dugout.

Batting second for the Meow Chatters Number Pi, Ranger, Greycat
Mahoney, Number Pi

"Ranger takes the first pitch, a fastpaw that is a bit too far
inside.
Umpire Amelia calls "Bawl Wun."
The next pitch is a clawball and Ranger pulls it hard down the foul
line. The crowd waits to see if it is fair or foul but it is clearly
foul and Ranger awaits the next delivery.
Apparently Ranger was set for another clawbawl and he takes the next
pitch, a fastpaw over the plate for strike two.
The next pitch IS a clawball and Ranger grounds it toward third base.
Sundance gets the ball on a short hop and throws it to Barbi who takes
it for the second out.

Batting third for the Meow Chatters Number 7, Chappy Number 7

"Missy seems to think that Chappy is a very aggressive hitter as she
throws him a fastpaw that is well outside. Not only does Chappy swing
but the bat connects. However, the ball just bloops out to short Left
Field. It looks like it will fall between shortstop and the outfield
but Lizzie Borden streaks out there and catches it on the fly.

"Well that was a great half inning pardner. No scoring but lots of
well-hit drives and sparkling defense."

--
Will in New Haven






  #37  
Old August 26th 11, 11:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Default Preparing for Hurricane Irene

beauty taykez the fudz off the shelves and eets them, to make sure
they are safe.


On Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:00:44 -0500, "Gramby"
wrote:

Piglett and many of the girlcats work hard to stock shelves in the shelters
with food and water for the cats. There is food and plenty of toys for the
bitties to keep then calm while the weather is miserable in the OUT. Lizzie
is running in and out of places where cats would hide if they were scared.
U stay by da kerb anna a big truk will be here soonz to take u to safety.
Da win blowz hard and she looses her footing as her small fram is carried
down the street in a big gust. BOOKER, help mineselfz. she calls as she
hurles ahead.

"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message ...

On Fri, 26 Aug 2011 16:10:25 -0500, Gramby wrote:

O T arrives and whispers to Trudi. U forgotted da mirofone was still on
anna WE HERD DAT LAS REMARK! He wateches the rain come down and sees
the wind is beginning to blow. He suddenly has an idea. Melia kan u
anna Harri kome ofver here for a minute? I know da out cats where diz
hurrikane iz gonna beez iz gonna be in fur a ruff time. Why kant sum of
uz "fluffy" cats go dere before it getz too bad and help sekure some
safe plazez for doze dat hafta be in da out. Melian U kud help uz.
Piglett sees this and is so proud that O T is thinking of someone other
than his empty tummy.


That's an excellent idea!

[Amelia, Harri, OT, and a handful of other kitties dash into the
teleporter. A few minutes later a pair of bright yellow kitty-sized
construction tractors emerge from a teleporter in North Carolina. They
are followed by a couple of large trucks carrying construction supplies
and a cement truck that uses the same technology as TV's magical
backpack. Sammy and Ranger start construction of a hurricane shelter,
while Amelia gets the news out on her catellite phone. Harri and OT drive
a heavy truck to pick up the kitties that can't get to safety on their
own.

While this is happening, other kitties with construction equipment and
rescue vehicle are popping out of teleporters all along the eastern coast
of Catmerica. An extra large shelter is built just across the river from
Mew York City, in The Two Sisters' neighborhood.

All along the eastern seaboard, and up into Catnada, a huge force of
kitties mobilizes to build a great number of shelters and to evacuate
kitties (and even goggies) from areas that expect to see heavy rains,
flooding, and other storm damage.]

  #38  
Old August 26th 11, 11:17 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Default Preparing for Hurricane Irene

Ize heer Lizzie. Gimme yur paw an ize gonna help yu find all da kittiez
dat need help, den we kin teleport to sumplace safe (an hopefully not
102 degreez) tu ryde out da hurrikane.

Booker

On 8/26/2011 3:00 PM, Gramby wrote:
Piglett and many of the girlcats work hard to stock shelves in the
shelters with food and water for the cats. There is food and plenty of
toys for the bitties to keep then calm while the weather is miserable in
the OUT. Lizzie is running in and out of places where cats would hide if
they were scared. U stay by da kerb anna a big truk will be here soonz
to take u to safety. Da win blowz hard and she looses her footing as her
small fram is carried down the street in a big gust. BOOKER, help
mineselfz. she calls as she hurles ahead.

"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message ...

On Fri, 26 Aug 2011 16:10:25 -0500, Gramby wrote:

O T arrives and whispers to Trudi. U forgotted da mirofone was still on
anna WE HERD DAT LAS REMARK! He wateches the rain come down and sees
the wind is beginning to blow. He suddenly has an idea. Melia kan u
anna Harri kome ofver here for a minute? I know da out cats where diz
hurrikane iz gonna beez iz gonna be in fur a ruff time. Why kant sum of
uz "fluffy" cats go dere before it getz too bad and help sekure some
safe plazez for doze dat hafta be in da out. Melian U kud help uz.
Piglett sees this and is so proud that O T is thinking of someone other
than his empty tummy.


That's an excellent idea!

[Amelia, Harri, OT, and a handful of other kitties dash into the
teleporter. A few minutes later a pair of bright yellow kitty-sized
construction tractors emerge from a teleporter in North Carolina. They
are followed by a couple of large trucks carrying construction supplies
and a cement truck that uses the same technology as TV's magical
backpack. Sammy and Ranger start construction of a hurricane shelter,
while Amelia gets the news out on her catellite phone. Harri and OT drive
a heavy truck to pick up the kitties that can't get to safety on their
own.

While this is happening, other kitties with construction equipment and
rescue vehicle are popping out of teleporters all along the eastern coast
of Catmerica. An extra large shelter is built just across the river from
Mew York City, in The Two Sisters' neighborhood.

All along the eastern seaboard, and up into Catnada, a huge force of
kitties mobilizes to build a great number of shelters and to evacuate
kitties (and even goggies) from areas that expect to see heavy rains,
flooding, and other storm damage.]

  #39  
Old August 26th 11, 11:38 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Default Preparing for Hurricane Irene

Lizzie who by now knows she definitely hate the Out, grabs onto Bookers paw
and he holds her close while they check out places where kitties and doggies
would hide when afraid. Many ruck loads of cats and doge rumble by heading
for the shelters.

"Booker" wrote in message ...

Ize heer Lizzie. Gimme yur paw an ize gonna help yu find all da kittiez
dat need help, den we kin teleport to sumplace safe (an hopefully not
102 degreez) tu ryde out da hurrikane.

Booker

On 8/26/2011 3:00 PM, Gramby wrote:
Piglett and many of the girlcats work hard to stock shelves in the
shelters with food and water for the cats. There is food and plenty of
toys for the bitties to keep then calm while the weather is miserable in
the OUT. Lizzie is running in and out of places where cats would hide if
they were scared. U stay by da kerb anna a big truk will be here soonz
to take u to safety. Da win blowz hard and she looses her footing as her
small fram is carried down the street in a big gust. BOOKER, help
mineselfz. she calls as she hurles ahead.

"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message ...

On Fri, 26 Aug 2011 16:10:25 -0500, Gramby wrote:

O T arrives and whispers to Trudi. U forgotted da mirofone was still on
anna WE HERD DAT LAS REMARK! He wateches the rain come down and sees
the wind is beginning to blow. He suddenly has an idea. Melia kan u
anna Harri kome ofver here for a minute? I know da out cats where diz
hurrikane iz gonna beez iz gonna be in fur a ruff time. Why kant sum of
uz "fluffy" cats go dere before it getz too bad and help sekure some
safe plazez for doze dat hafta be in da out. Melian U kud help uz.
Piglett sees this and is so proud that O T is thinking of someone other
than his empty tummy.


That's an excellent idea!

[Amelia, Harri, OT, and a handful of other kitties dash into the
teleporter. A few minutes later a pair of bright yellow kitty-sized
construction tractors emerge from a teleporter in North Carolina. They
are followed by a couple of large trucks carrying construction supplies
and a cement truck that uses the same technology as TV's magical
backpack. Sammy and Ranger start construction of a hurricane shelter,
while Amelia gets the news out on her catellite phone. Harri and OT drive
a heavy truck to pick up the kitties that can't get to safety on their
own.

While this is happening, other kitties with construction equipment and
rescue vehicle are popping out of teleporters all along the eastern coast
of Catmerica. An extra large shelter is built just across the river from
Mew York City, in The Two Sisters' neighborhood.

All along the eastern seaboard, and up into Catnada, a huge force of
kitties mobilizes to build a great number of shelters and to evacuate
kitties (and even goggies) from areas that expect to see heavy rains,
flooding, and other storm damage.]


  #40  
Old August 26th 11, 11:43 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,164
Default Preparing for Hurricane Irene

Piglett goes to Beauty, Wiff all du spect u hazta stop eatink da fudz or
there wont be enuf to go roun. Deze are frum fluffykits so u kno dem iz
safez. Here, u kan try deze casez just for urself.

"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
...

beauty taykez the fudz off the shelves and eets them, to make sure
they are safe.


On Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:00:44 -0500, "Gramby"
wrote:

Piglett and many of the girlcats work hard to stock shelves in the shelters
with food and water for the cats. There is food and plenty of toys for the
bitties to keep then calm while the weather is miserable in the OUT.
Lizzie
is running in and out of places where cats would hide if they were scared.
U stay by da kerb anna a big truk will be here soonz to take u to safety.
Da win blowz hard and she looses her footing as her small fram is carried
down the street in a big gust. BOOKER, help mineselfz. she calls as she
hurles ahead.

"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message ...

On Fri, 26 Aug 2011 16:10:25 -0500, Gramby wrote:

O T arrives and whispers to Trudi. U forgotted da mirofone was still on
anna WE HERD DAT LAS REMARK! He wateches the rain come down and sees
the wind is beginning to blow. He suddenly has an idea. Melia kan u
anna Harri kome ofver here for a minute? I know da out cats where diz
hurrikane iz gonna beez iz gonna be in fur a ruff time. Why kant sum of
uz "fluffy" cats go dere before it getz too bad and help sekure some
safe plazez for doze dat hafta be in da out. Melian U kud help uz.
Piglett sees this and is so proud that O T is thinking of someone other
than his empty tummy.


That's an excellent idea!

[Amelia, Harri, OT, and a handful of other kitties dash into the
teleporter. A few minutes later a pair of bright yellow kitty-sized
construction tractors emerge from a teleporter in North Carolina. They
are followed by a couple of large trucks carrying construction supplies
and a cement truck that uses the same technology as TV's magical
backpack. Sammy and Ranger start construction of a hurricane shelter,
while Amelia gets the news out on her catellite phone. Harri and OT drive
a heavy truck to pick up the kitties that can't get to safety on their
own.

While this is happening, other kitties with construction equipment and
rescue vehicle are popping out of teleporters all along the eastern coast
of Catmerica. An extra large shelter is built just across the river from
Mew York City, in The Two Sisters' neighborhood.

All along the eastern seaboard, and up into Catnada, a huge force of
kitties mobilizes to build a great number of shelters and to evacuate
kitties (and even goggies) from areas that expect to see heavy rains,
flooding, and other storm damage.]


 




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