I hate the ted

Just beclaws I grew a beauty mark, mean old soft mad furry take me to the
ted. It wasn't bad enough that I got stuffed into kitty jail, the other
cats didn't have to go. The beauty mark has to be checked but doesn't seem
to upset the ted nearly as bad as it scared soft!!! But to ad insult to
injury the crazy ted said I needed to lose twelve ounces!!! I am NOT fat, I
am NOT even fluffy, Just becuase soft has gotten so much fluffy why does
this mean we all have to be less fluffy, which I am not!!! Miss Violet, the
smoked cat with more than her fur smoked today

Um...how did you grow a beauty mark?

Lilith Kitten
Curiously
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"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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Just beclaws I grew a beauty mark, mean old soft mad furry take me to the
ted. It wasn't bad enough that I got stuffed into kitty jail, the other
cats didn't have to go. The beauty mark has to be checked but doesn't
seem
to upset the ted nearly as bad as it scared soft!!! But to ad insult to
injury the crazy ted said I needed to lose twelve ounces!!! I am NOT fat,
I
am NOT even fluffy, Just becuase soft has gotten so much fluffy why does
this mean we all have to be less fluffy, which I am not!!! Miss Violet,
the
smoked cat with more than her fur smoked today

and you would think there would be some compassion, after its a girl ted!!!
Miss Violette, only some betterer today
Cory wrote in message
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In article , Miss Violette
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Just beclaws I grew a beauty mark, mean old soft mad furry take me to
the
ted. It wasn't bad enough that I got stuffed into kitty jail, the other
cats didn't have to go. The beauty mark has to be checked but doesn't
seem
to upset the ted nearly as bad as it scared soft!!! But to ad insult to
injury the crazy ted said I needed to lose twelve ounces!!! I am NOT
fat, I
am NOT even fluffy, Just becuase soft has gotten so much fluffy why does
this mean we all have to be less fluffy, which I am not!!! Miss Violet,
the
smoked cat with more than her fur smoked today

TED'z stooooopid. Wun lousy pownd?! An' nottid eefun uh pound?!

Stooooooopid TED... Wee shuld lidderbom hizown howse.

--- Onyx, sick uf TED'z...

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I am not sure exactly one day soft was petting me and it just appeared on my
side, Miss Violette curios herownself
ChildFree23 wrote in message
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Um...how did you grow a beauty mark?

Lilith Kitten
Curiously
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childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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Just beclaws I grew a beauty mark, mean old soft mad furry take me to
the
ted. It wasn't bad enough that I got stuffed into kitty jail, the other
cats didn't have to go. The beauty mark has to be checked but doesn't
seem
to upset the ted nearly as bad as it scared soft!!! But to ad insult to
injury the crazy ted said I needed to lose twelve ounces!!! I am NOT
fat,
I
am NOT even fluffy, Just becuase soft has gotten so much fluffy why does
this mean we all have to be less fluffy, which I am not!!! Miss Violet,
the
smoked cat with more than her fur smoked today

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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Just beclaws I grew a beauty mark, mean old soft mad furry take me to the
ted. It wasn't bad enough that I got stuffed into kitty jail, the other
cats didn't have to go. The beauty mark has to be checked but doesn't
seem
to upset the ted nearly as bad as it scared soft!!! But to ad insult to
injury the crazy ted said I needed to lose twelve ounces!!! I am NOT fat,
I
am NOT even fluffy, Just becuase soft has gotten so much fluffy why does
this mean we all have to be less fluffy, which I am not!!! Miss Violet,
the
smoked cat with more than her fur smoked today

Oh my gudness, Miss Violette, how offul! Heer, rest yourownself on dis
nice, soff pillow and hab a nice cup of nip tea. It kan be furry
trawmattic, going to TED, I know. Wen my Meowmie dopted me I thot I wuz
throo wid TED, but no! I still haz to go sumtimes, and wunce dey kept me
obernite with a needul stuk in my leg. Dey sed sumting abowt me habbing too
much tempachur and needing to take sum tempachurs away frum me. I duznt
know wut dey wuz tawkin abowt -- I nebber took any tempachurs frum anywhere.

Rebecca, trying to soothe her friend

Miss Violette, takes a sip of tea and begins to relax, Thanks, Miss Violette
Rebecca wrote in message
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"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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Just beclaws I grew a beauty mark, mean old soft mad furry take me to
the
ted. It wasn't bad enough that I got stuffed into kitty jail, the other
cats didn't have to go. The beauty mark has to be checked but doesn't
seem
to upset the ted nearly as bad as it scared soft!!! But to ad insult to
injury the crazy ted said I needed to lose twelve ounces!!! I am NOT
fat,
I
am NOT even fluffy, Just becuase soft has gotten so much fluffy why does
this mean we all have to be less fluffy, which I am not!!! Miss Violet,
the
smoked cat with more than her fur smoked today

Oh my gudness, Miss Violette, how offul! Heer, rest yourownself on dis
nice, soff pillow and hab a nice cup of nip tea. It kan be furry
trawmattic, going to TED, I know. Wen my Meowmie dopted me I thot I wuz
throo wid TED, but no! I still haz to go sumtimes, and wunce dey kept me
obernite with a needul stuk in my leg. Dey sed sumting abowt me habbing
too
much tempachur and needing to take sum tempachurs away frum me. I duznt
know wut dey wuz tawkin abowt -- I nebber took any tempachurs frum
anywhere.

Rebecca, trying to soothe her friend

On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 23:08:18 -0500, "Miss Violette"
wrote:

Just beclaws I grew a beauty mark, mean old soft mad furry take me to the
ted. It wasn't bad enough that I got stuffed into kitty jail, the other
cats didn't have to go. The beauty mark has to be checked but doesn't seem
to upset the ted nearly as bad as it scared soft!!! But to ad insult to
injury the crazy ted said I needed to lose twelve ounces!!! I am NOT fat, I
am NOT even fluffy, Just becuase soft has gotten so much fluffy why does
this mean we all have to be less fluffy, which I am not!!! Miss Violet, the
smoked cat with more than her fur smoked today


O Miss Violette, we knows just wat yu meen. TED just sed dat abowt
usses tu! Hows kum wif alla der edukashun dey still dont know dat
weze not FAT! Weze neffur seen a bewty mark on a kittee before, Iffn
its bewteous, why is dat a problum? Kittees kan neffur be tu
bewteous. Shtoopid TED.
Xena and Callisto

soft was concerned it would be a cancermonster, Miss violette
dsh-diva wrote in message
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On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 23:08:18 -0500, "Miss Violette"
wrote:

Just beclaws I grew a beauty mark, mean old soft mad furry take me to the
ted. It wasn't bad enough that I got stuffed into kitty jail, the other
cats didn't have to go. The beauty mark has to be checked but doesn't
seem
to upset the ted nearly as bad as it scared soft!!! But to ad insult to
injury the crazy ted said I needed to lose twelve ounces!!! I am NOT
fat, I
am NOT even fluffy, Just becuase soft has gotten so much fluffy why does
this mean we all have to be less fluffy, which I am not!!! Miss Violet,
the
smoked cat with more than her fur smoked today


O Miss Violette, we knows just wat yu meen. TED just sed dat abowt
usses tu! Hows kum wif alla der edukashun dey still dont know dat
weze not FAT! Weze neffur seen a bewty mark on a kittee before, Iffn
its bewteous, why is dat a problum? Kittees kan neffur be tu
bewteous. Shtoopid TED.
Xena and Callisto

Oh my towz! Itz terrible to hafta gut puttied in dose kittee jaylz!
Turrible! Anna whatz duz dem tedz kno ennyway!

Buttid I'ze glad dat yourownself iz calmed down.

Now az fur dose twelf onusez, my ted sez dat I could uze sum uv yur 12
ounsez caws I'ze a petite kittee at just unner seben pownz.

Do yoo tink one of da tecknikally minded kitteez cud figger a way to
teleport da wayte frum yourownself to me?

--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com


Miss Violette wrote:
Just beclaws I grew a beauty mark, mean old soft mad furry take me
to the ted. It wasn't bad enough that I got stuffed into kitty
jail, the other cats didn't have to go. The beauty mark has to be
checked but doesn't seem to upset the ted nearly as bad as it scared
soft!!! But to ad insult to injury the crazy ted said I needed to
lose twelve ounces!!! I am NOT fat, I am NOT even fluffy, Just
becuase soft has gotten so much fluffy why does this mean we all
have to be less fluffy, which I am not!!! Miss Violet, the smoked
cat with more than her fur smoked today

I am much better today. someone pooped in the bathroom and soft stepped in
it. No one is claiming the deed but we all snickered at her, Miss Violette,
in a much better mood now
Mlle. Anaïs wrote in message
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Oh my towz! Itz terrible to hafta gut puttied in dose kittee jaylz!
Turrible! Anna whatz duz dem tedz kno ennyway!

Buttid I'ze glad dat yourownself iz calmed down.

Now az fur dose twelf onusez, my ted sez dat I could uze sum uv yur 12
ounsez caws I'ze a petite kittee at just unner seben pownz.

Do yoo tink one of da tecknikally minded kitteez cud figger a way to
teleport da wayte frum yourownself to me?

--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com


Miss Violette wrote:
Just beclaws I grew a beauty mark, mean old soft mad furry take me
to the ted. It wasn't bad enough that I got stuffed into kitty
jail, the other cats didn't have to go. The beauty mark has to be
checked but doesn't seem to upset the ted nearly as bad as it scared
soft!!! But to ad insult to injury the crazy ted said I needed to
lose twelve ounces!!! I am NOT fat, I am NOT even fluffy, Just
becuase soft has gotten so much fluffy why does this mean we all
have to be less fluffy, which I am not!!! Miss Violet, the smoked
cat with more than her fur smoked today