An invitation to a short abventure

"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
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On Fri, 13 Apr 2012 16:00:19 -0700, Rebecca wrote:

I mite be abul to hewp wif da raccoonz. I kan meow to myown raccoon fren
dat livz neer da Fluffykitz warehouse. He mite hab sum ideerz abowt how
to stop doze raccoonz frum bovverin ussez. I will leeb a messij fur
hizself an let yoo kno whut he sez.

Rebecca

Dat would be egzellent! Fangu.

Harri

[Rebecca goes to the Fluffykitz warehouse to look for her racoon friend]

Rocko, whare iz yoo? Iz yoo heer?

[A masked face peeks out of the bushes]

Dere yoo iz, Rocko! Itz OK, itz juss me, Rebecca! Heer, I bringed yoo sum
mor fresh wadderz an sum snakz.

[The raccoon comes out of hiding.]

Rocko: Hi, Rebeckcka. Thankkz for the water and snackckz. You don't usually
give them to me in person. Is this a special ockckasion?

Rebecca: Well, sort uv. I wanted to ask fur hewp wif sumfing. Da RPCC
kommyunitee iz goin to dribe a konvoy uv trukz akross da kuntree to take
fudz an suplize to needy kitteez. We knowz dat dere iz sum raccoonz dat mite
try to take dat stufz, an I wuz hopin yoo kud hewp ussez deel wif dem.

[Rocko eats a few of the snacks]

Rocko: Well, yes, there are some of us rackckoonz that might try to steal
thingz. I thinkk I kkan help with that. Kkan I kkome with you on the
kkonvoy?

Rebecca: I duznt see why not. I knowz yoo wont try to steel fingz. Letz go,
an I will inerrdoos yoo to da uther kitteez.

[Rebecca and Rocko 'port to the convoy staging area]

Rebecca: Lessee... Harri! Harri Roadcat! I wud like to innerdoos yoo to
myown fren Rocko. Rocko, may I purrzent da whirled famiss Harri Roadcat.

[Harri comes over and greets the raccoon]

Rocko: Harri Roadkkat? Well, this is an honor! You are well known in the
rackckoon kkommunity. Rebeckcka told me about your plans, and here's what I
have in mind. If I kkan kkome with you on the kkonvoy, I kkould talkk to the
rackckoonz along the way. Rebeckcka sayz we kkould give them 'porterz so
they kkan help themselvez at the Fluffykkitz warehouse, like I do. That way,
they won't bother you on the road. What do you thinkk of that plan?

Rocko: Harri Roadkkat? Well, this is an honor! You are well known in the
rackckoon kkommunity. Rebeckcka told me about your plans, and here's
what I have in mind. If I kkan kkome with you on the kkonvoy, I kkould
talkk to the rackckoonz along the way. Rebeckcka sayz we kkould give
them 'porterz so they kkan help themselvez at the Fluffykkitz warehouse,
like I do. That way, they won't bother you on the road. What do you
thinkk of that plan?

Dat sounds like a EGZELLENT plan! Let's do dat. You can ride wif me. Haf
you seen much ub da country before? If not, you will get da chance now.

Harri

On Apr 17, 6:49*am, Harri Roadcat wrote:
Rocko: Harri Roadkkat? Well, this is an honor! You are well known in the
rackckoon kkommunity. Rebeckcka told me about your plans, and here's
what I have in mind. If I kkan kkome with you on the kkonvoy, I kkould
talkk to the rackckoonz along the way. Rebeckcka sayz we kkould give
them 'porterz so they kkan help themselvez at the Fluffykkitz warehouse,
like I do. That way, they won't bother you on the road. What do you
thinkk of that plan?

Dat sounds like a EGZELLENT plan! Let's do dat. You can ride wif me. Haf
you seen much ub da country before? If not, you will get da chance now.

Harri

Bwaker bwaker! Duzz yoo weed me? I duzznt unnerstand that wangwich
yooz ar speackckinck.
(howz dat?)
ten-for-lebentyleben
offur.
Meowy, on da CB uhgin

Rocko: Harri Roadkkat? Well, this is an honor! You are well known in the
rackckoon kkommunity. Rebeckcka told me about your plans, and here's
what I have in mind. If I kkan kkome with you on the kkonvoy, I kkould
talkk to the rackckoonz along the way. Rebeckcka sayz we kkould give
them 'porterz so they kkan help themselvez at the Fluffykkitz warehouse,
like I do. That way, they won't bother you on the road. What do you
thinkk of that plan?

Dat sounds like a EGZELLENT plan! Let's do dat. You can ride wif me. Haf
you seen much ub da country before? If not, you will get da chance now.
Harri

Mosey, Meowy, PookyKat Sqweex n Pipps (hoo is riding wif Ranger) sai hai tew
Rocko, Harri n
Rebecca n awl owr frenz hoo r goin on diz short abventure
Weh r pweezd tew meet yew,Rocko, n weh r awl happi yew r goin wiff usses
awl. yeUP.
Mosey den sez tew Rocko "ai hab lotza porters yew kan uze, ifen yew wunt"
Oh bai da wai, BobQat n Mimzy r staying wif owr bitties, Tygur n Mayzy.

"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
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Rocko: Harri Roadkkat? Well, this is an honor! You are well known in the
rackckoon kkommunity. Rebeckcka told me about your plans, and here's
what I have in mind. If I kkan kkome with you on the kkonvoy, I kkould
talkk to the rackckoonz along the way. Rebeckcka sayz we kkould give
them 'porterz so they kkan help themselvez at the Fluffykkitz warehouse,
like I do. That way, they won't bother you on the road. What do you
thinkk of that plan?

Dat sounds like a EGZELLENT plan! Let's do dat. You can ride wif me. Haf
you seen much ub da country before? If not, you will get da chance now.

Harri

No, I have not seen much of the kkountry before. Are we starting in
Kkalifornia? Are you sure these truckckz are safe? No offense, but
rackckoonz are not used to riding in truckckz, and itz kkind of skkary. Lotz
of rackckoonz are kkilled by truckckz all the time.

Rocko

Rocko: Harri Roadkkat? Well, this is an honor! You are well known in the
rackckoon kkommunity. Rebeckcka told me about your plans, and here's
what I have in mind. If I kkan kkome with you on the kkonvoy, I kkould
talkk to the rackckoonz along the way. Rebeckcka sayz we kkould give
them 'porterz so they kkan help themselvez at the Fluffykkitz warehouse,
like I do. That way, they won't bother you on the road. What do you
thinkk of that plan?

Dat sounds like a EGZELLENT plan! Let's do dat. You can ride wif me. Haf
you seen much ub da country before? If not, you will get da chance now.

Harri

No, I have not seen much of the kkountry before. Are we starting in
Kkalifornia? Are you sure these truckckz are safe? No offense, but
rackckoonz are not used to riding in truckckz, and itz kkind of skkary.
Lotz of rackckoonz are kkilled by truckckz all the time.

Rocko

hai ugin Rocko.
Weh kan unerstan ubaowt yer wuriez ubawot da truckckz being safe.
Weh r sawry dat rackckoonz are kkilled by truckckz all the time, but weh r
vury skiled drivurz, n weh promiz nawt tew run ovur inny
rackckoonz or hit iny deer ,doggiez, sqwirrlz, or iny unurt creechurs dat
mite git in da road. srsly.
Weh hoap diz maykez yew feal bedur, Rocko. yeUP.
Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps (hoo is wiff Ranger) .

....


Samwise and I are ready to drive. He has driven trucks before but, I
have not. Only cars.

Lucy Lu

Ok, why don't you guys take trucks 5 an 6?

Da firstest leg of our trip will be running south in Inferstate 5 to
Inferstate 10, den east to Arifurzona. Dere is a rescue shelter operated
by some bunny rabbits dat need a bunch of kitty food.

Harri

Lucy Lu climbs into truck number 6. She puts on her driving gloves and sun
glasses. I is ready.

Samwise gets on the radio to Lucy, Be sure to check that all the light on
the panel are green before you start the engine. Lucy looks at the panel
and the light are green. She starts the engine and is on the road to
Arifurzona.

Lucy Lu

Hey Harri, wat trucks kan meh, Meowy, PookyKat, n Sqweex hab?
Pipps iz goin wiff Ranger in une uf da trucks. yeUP.
Weh r awl vury gud kareful dwivurz, n promize nawt tew hit inyfing,
inklooding creachuz uf inny kind.
And if bai sum unfutrunite chans weh fynd sum creeshur dat haz got hit n
wint tew da Bridge, weh wyl stop
n gib dat pore creechur uh propur buriul, n den goe on owr wai.
Dat mite nawt hapun, n weh awl hoap it duzn't, but weh nebr noe.
Mosey --redy tew goh

On Tue, 17 Apr 2012 18:37:08 -0700, Mosey =^..^= wrote:

Hey Harri, wat trucks kan meh, Meowy, PookyKat, n Sqweex hab? Pipps iz
goin wiff Ranger in une uf da trucks. yeUP. Weh r awl vury gud kareful
dwivurz, n promize nawt tew hit inyfing, inklooding creachuz uf inny
kind.
And if bai sum unfutrunite chans weh fynd sum creeshur dat haz got hit n
wint tew da Bridge, weh wyl stop
n gib dat pore creechur uh propur buriul, n den goe on owr wai. Dat mite
nawt hapun, n weh awl hoap it duzn't, but weh nebr noe. Mosey --redy
tew goh

Youz guys can haf trucks 9 an 10. Dey's following along behind us, so
just 'port over dere and you can take over on da autopilot.

Harri

No, I have not seen much of the kkountry before. Are we starting in
Kkalifornia? Are you sure these truckckz are safe? No offense, but
rackckoonz are not used to riding in truckckz, and itz kkind of skkary.
Lotz of rackckoonz are kkilled by truckckz all the time.

Rocko

I sure unnderstand your concern, Rocko. Youz right, a lot of raccoon get
hit by trucks. An lots of possums, too. Dats cuz a lot of truck drivers
just don't take da time to watch out fur aminals on da road. But da
autopilots and safety systems mine sisfur built fur dese trucks is furry
careful - dey is safe to ride in fur all creatures - cats, raccoons, even
goggies.

Harri

I sure unnderstand your concern, Rocko. Youz right, a lot of raccoon get
hit by trucks. An lots of possums, too. Dats cuz a lot of truck drivers
just don't take da time to watch out fur aminals on da road. But da
autopilots and safety systems mine sisfur built fur dese trucks is furry
careful - dey is safe to ride in fur all creatures - cats, raccoons,
even goggies.

Harri

[As Harri is explaining to Rocko, Ranger fiddles with the entertainment
system controls on the dash and finds that the trucks are equipped with
decent sound systems and catallite radio receivers. He tunes in a radio
station that plays the latest kitty hits.]

Hey Pipps, wanna dance?

[Ranger and Pipps climb up on to the wide dashboard and start dancing.]

Hey Rocko, you want to come danz wif usses? Dere's plenty of room!

[In moments we have two kitties and a raccoon dancing energetically on
the dash board of the truck. The truck passes by a California Highway
Patrol commercial enforcement truck and the officer driving does a double
take. He takes out his cell phone and takes some video footage of the
sight before he speeds off to the nearest cafe for a large cup of extra-
strong coffee.]