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Old March 22nd 12, 05:30 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Harri Roadcat
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Last night I heard mine Paw talking to Meowmie about a soopcase. Him is
planning to take a trip, WIFOUT MINEOWNSELF! Him will be gone from dis
Friday to Wenzday. Dis is totally unacceptable! Who will rub mine tummy
when his is gone? Who will lift me up to da top of da stove fur mine
brekfast?

Yes, Meowmie will be home, but it'z not da same.

Hooman note: I have to go to Las Vegas for a few days with the boss to
meet with some business partners. Haven't been there for a few years. Not
really looking forward to it, but will make the best of it. Nancy will do
her best to fulfill my belly-rubbing obligations.
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Old March 22nd 12, 10:51 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
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"Harri Roadcat

Last night I heard mine Paw talking to Meowmie about a soopcase. Him is
planning to take a trip, WIFOUT MINEOWNSELF! Him will be gone from dis
Friday to Wenzday. Dis is totally unacceptable! Who will rub mine tummy
when his is gone? Who will lift me up to da top of da stove fur mine
brekfast?
Yes, Meowmie will be home, but it'z not da same.

Nawt tew wury Harri, Nope. Yer Meowmie luffs yew n hur wyl dew hur bezt tew
tummy rub n tayke
gudgud kare uf awl uf yew n da dogz ulso.
Yer Paw qwyl beh hoam sune.
Weh kan port ovur tew yer hoam n keap yew kompuny ifen yew wud wike. YEUP
Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex (Pipps iz at Mosey n Meowys big hoam wif Ranger n
dey r habin lotza fuhn
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Hooman note: I have to go to Las Vegas for a few days with the boss to
meet with some business partners. Haven't been there for a few years. Not
really looking forward to it, but will make the best of it. Nancy will do
her best to fulfill my belly-rubbing obligations.

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Hoomin response frum Aunti Kyla .
Last time I was in Las Vegas was in 1995 , my late Mother (2007) treated me
and my 2 younger sisters to a 3 day trip.
We had SO much fun, and stayed at the MGM Grand Hotel, before the took the
lion off, because of the Chinese, who think lions are bad luck.
Best wishes, Dan for a safe trip, and I think it will be hot there, so take
some cool clothes.
You and you family are in my prayers, and our cats are purring for you too.

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Old March 24th 12, 11:41 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Hrrumpf. Meowmie left fur a hole week. She kame bak last nyte. But ize a
pawpaw kittie. Chappy an Snowflake were lonly kuz dey kuddle wif meowmie.

So she komez bak, an den spendz da hole day OUTSIDE wif pawpaw, wifout
mineownself. Ize stayed at da door an kried and hollared, to no avale.

Booker

Emergency repairs to our water line from the street to the house were
done while I was away. Hubby found a plumber by the hour and put in
sweat equity digging the trench. I filled in same trench today while he
replace the sidewalk concrete. I. am. exhausted. The house is over 100,
and so probably is the pipe. Very brittle iron was replaced by copper
and pvc. We'll be long gone before it fails. Now we need to do some pipe
replacement inside the house, but that should be easier for the most part.

On 3/22/2012 9:30 AM, Harri Roadcat wrote:
Last night I heard mine Paw talking to Meowmie about a soopcase. Him is
planning to take a trip, WIFOUT MINEOWNSELF! Him will be gone from dis
Friday to Wenzday. Dis is totally unacceptable! Who will rub mine tummy
when his is gone? Who will lift me up to da top of da stove fur mine
brekfast?

Yes, Meowmie will be home, but it'z not da same.

Hooman note: I have to go to Las Vegas for a few days with the boss to
meet with some business partners. Haven't been there for a few years. Not
really looking forward to it, but will make the best of it. Nancy will do
her best to fulfill my belly-rubbing obligations.

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Old March 25th 12, 05:01 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
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Pore Booker. Weh awl unerstand wy yew kired n hollered.
Da hoominz had pluming problumz dat dey had tew tayke kare uf qwik.
Dey luffs yew. awl yeUP. Twuzt meh on diz une.
Heduomps tew yew n Chappy n nosepoinks (tew Snowflake)
Mosey


Hrrumpf. Meowmie left fur a hole week. She kame bak last nyte. But ize a
pawpaw kittie. Chappy an Snowflake were lonly kuz dey kuddle wif meowmie.


So she komez bak, an den spendz da hole day OUTSIDE wif pawpaw, wifout
mineownself. Ize stayed at da door an kried and hollared, to no avale.


Booker


Emergency repairs to our water line from the street to the house were
done while I was away. Hubby found a plumber by the hour and put in
sweat equity digging the trench. I filled in same trench today while he
replace the sidewalk concrete. I. am. exhausted. The house is over 100,
and so probably is the pipe. Very brittle iron was replaced by copper
and pvc. We'll be long gone before it fails. Now we need to do some pipe
replacement inside the house, but that should be easier for the most part.

On 3/22/2012 9:30 AM, Harri Roadcat wrote:
Last night I heard mine Paw talking to Meowmie about a soopcase. Him is
planning to take a trip, WIFOUT MINEOWNSELF! Him will be gone from dis
Friday to Wenzday. Dis is totally unacceptable! Who will rub mine tummy
when his is gone? Who will lift me up to da top of da stove fur mine
brekfast?

Yes, Meowmie will be home, but it'z not da same.

Hooman note: I have to go to Las Vegas for a few days with the boss to
meet with some business partners. Haven't been there for a few years. Not
really looking forward to it, but will make the best of it. Nancy will do
her best to fulfill my belly-rubbing obligations.

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Old April 1st 12, 08:55 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Dis is outrajous!

we hopez it goez well but we unnerstandz dat sumtimez onlee da right hoomin
will du, OEJ, watchin storrmmee powt
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
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Last night I heard mine Paw talking to Meowmie about a soopcase. Him is
planning to take a trip, WIFOUT MINEOWNSELF! Him will be gone from dis
Friday to Wenzday. Dis is totally unacceptable! Who will rub mine tummy
when his is gone? Who will lift me up to da top of da stove fur mine
brekfast?

Yes, Meowmie will be home, but it'z not da same.

Hooman note: I have to go to Las Vegas for a few days with the boss to
meet with some business partners. Haven't been there for a few years. Not
really looking forward to it, but will make the best of it. Nancy will do
her best to fulfill my belly-rubbing obligations.



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Old April 1st 12, 08:58 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Dis is outrajous!

when softz getz settled we reallee needsa bootkamp, chester
"Booker" wrote in message
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Hrrumpf. Meowmie left fur a hole week. She kame bak last nyte. But ize a
pawpaw kittie. Chappy an Snowflake were lonly kuz dey kuddle wif meowmie.

So she komez bak, an den spendz da hole day OUTSIDE wif pawpaw, wifout
mineownself. Ize stayed at da door an kried and hollared, to no avale.

Booker

Emergency repairs to our water line from the street to the house were done
while I was away. Hubby found a plumber by the hour and put in sweat
equity digging the trench. I filled in same trench today while he replace
the sidewalk concrete. I. am. exhausted. The house is over 100, and so
probably is the pipe. Very brittle iron was replaced by copper and pvc.
We'll be long gone before it fails. Now we need to do some pipe
replacement inside the house, but that should be easier for the most part.

On 3/22/2012 9:30 AM, Harri Roadcat wrote:
Last night I heard mine Paw talking to Meowmie about a soopcase. Him is
planning to take a trip, WIFOUT MINEOWNSELF! Him will be gone from dis
Friday to Wenzday. Dis is totally unacceptable! Who will rub mine tummy
when his is gone? Who will lift me up to da top of da stove fur mine
brekfast?

Yes, Meowmie will be home, but it'z not da same.

Hooman note: I have to go to Las Vegas for a few days with the boss to
meet with some business partners. Haven't been there for a few years. Not
really looking forward to it, but will make the best of it. Nancy will do
her best to fulfill my belly-rubbing obligations.



 




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