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Old March 29th 08, 01:37 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default grambys hissed again

Hihi diz iz O T and da gramby is all hissed off againz.

Her boy hooman who talkz too muchz, told da neighfor her was catsiderink
goink on a kruize.

7 of dem women said sinze her wud hafta hire somperzon to go wif herself dey
wanted to apply for da job.

Her waz mad. Her kan git round and when heself goez somplaze, her kan git
bak. Her figgered iffin somone one of da peoplez saw herself headink for da
gangplank in da middle of da ovean, dey would stopz herself . (Willow with
a evei grin, MAYBE NOT). Jus made herself mad kauze dey foughtd dem waz
gonna get what dey wanted and her was too dumb ta know what dem was doink.

Her tole da las one if herself was hireink someone dey waz da wrong gender,
whateffer dat iz.



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Old March 29th 08, 02:58 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default grambys hissed again

On Mar 28, 8:37 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Hihi diz iz O T and da gramby is all hissed off againz.

Her boy hooman who talkz too muchz, told da neighfor her was catsiderink
goink on a kruize.

7 of dem women said sinze her wud hafta hire somperzon to go wif herself dey
wanted to apply for da job.

Her waz mad. Her kan git round and when heself goez somplaze, her kan git
bak. Her figgered iffin somone one of da peoplez saw herself headink for da
gangplank in da middle of da ovean, dey would stopz herself . (Willow with
a evei grin, MAYBE NOT). Jus made herself mad kauze dey foughtd dem waz
gonna get what dey wanted and her was too dumb ta know what dem was doink.

Her tole da las one if herself was hireink someone dey waz da wrong gender,
whateffer dat iz.


I betted dey jus wannet do gough on da trip. Peepl offur to hep wen
dey wann sumfing. Dey gnow dat Gramby ken fent four herownseff butted
dey figger dey gett a free tripp an gnot haff to doo nuffing.

Jendur izz bout wevver yoo haff da bitteez ower yooo ar a useless,
shifless no-good daddy-kat. Gnot dat der's annyffing rong wit DAT.

--
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night, and the road
downhill all the way to your door. - Irish blessing
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Old March 29th 08, 06:51 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default grambys hissed again

doze hoominz iz juzt bein greedi, dey better notted hizz hersef off tootoo
bad, dat iz notted purti when her realli getz hizzed, OEJ, akordnta soft
aniwayz
Granby wrote in message
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Hihi diz iz O T and da gramby is all hissed off againz.

Her boy hooman who talkz too muchz, told da neighfor her was catsiderink
goink on a kruize.

7 of dem women said sinze her wud hafta hire somperzon to go wif herself

dey
wanted to apply for da job.

Her waz mad. Her kan git round and when heself goez somplaze, her kan git
bak. Her figgered iffin somone one of da peoplez saw herself headink for

da
gangplank in da middle of da ovean, dey would stopz herself . (Willow

with
a evei grin, MAYBE NOT). Jus made herself mad kauze dey foughtd dem waz
gonna get what dey wanted and her was too dumb ta know what dem was doink.

Her tole da las one if herself was hireink someone dey waz da wrong

gender,
whateffer dat iz.





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Old March 29th 08, 10:13 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default grambys hissed again

Hihi diz iz O T anna dagramby iz ofver her mad now. Her made dat gender
remark kauze her waz mad. Sometimez hoomanz just is selfishz. I am glaz we
iz cats, we ooz bedder.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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doze hoominz iz juzt bein greedi, dey better notted hizz hersef off tootoo
bad, dat iz notted purti when her realli getz hizzed, OEJ, akordnta soft
aniwayz
Granby wrote in message
...
Hihi diz iz O T and da gramby is all hissed off againz.

Her boy hooman who talkz too muchz, told da neighfor her was catsiderink
goink on a kruize.

7 of dem women said sinze her wud hafta hire somperzon to go wif herself

dey
wanted to apply for da job.

Her waz mad. Her kan git round and when heself goez somplaze, her kan
git
bak. Her figgered iffin somone one of da peoplez saw herself headink for

da
gangplank in da middle of da ovean, dey would stopz herself . (Willow

with
a evei grin, MAYBE NOT). Jus made herself mad kauze dey foughtd dem waz
gonna get what dey wanted and her was too dumb ta know what dem was
doink.

Her tole da las one if herself was hireink someone dey waz da wrong

gender,
whateffer dat iz.







 




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