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  #11  
Old January 21st 12, 08:11 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Default Da ghostz

On Jan 21, 10:49*am, Harri Roadcat wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jan 2012 19:55:33 -0600, Gramby wrote:
O t nearly haz a fit when he hears this, I didn drink sum ofit. *He
looks at Harri trying not to show his fear. *We hazta ta git Sundance
anna Booker tu along wiff Wascal.


Piglett hears the conversation and thinks, da hole kommnitee shud go
wiff dem, we iz famiblee after allz.


[Harri lifts one eyelid to glare at the ghostcats]

Ghostcats, what make you fink we care bout being haunted? What could you
do to bother us? Affer all, we lives in da same howse as a big dumm Dogg,
so we'z used to hafing fings clunkin around at all hours. And if you fink
dat rattling chains an fings would bother us, fink again. Mine chubby
sisfur Amelia snores, so we'z used to sleeping through noises.

[Amelia's voice drifts in from her bed in the hallway] Yeah, well you
snore worse than I do, Porky!

Harri: So I din't fink dat hafing you haunt us would much of a deterrent.
However, if dis MacCat finks dat da nip-whiskey was his den I guess it
would be just proper fur us to 'pologize and give him back what's left.
Dat IS gud whiskey, you know...

So, ghost cats, where do we 'port to if we want to find dis MacCat?

[Ghost cat 1] Oh, Lawrence, I fink she's right - we wouldn't be able to
scare dem. Oh, MacCat won't be happy!

[Ghost cat 2] Relax, Lawrence, iz ok. Kitties, you can't port to MacCat.
He's in da buried basement of a mostly collapsed castle in Scotland. You
can port close, but da last few miles 'porters won't work.

[Harri] Ok, no prollem. OT, let's warm up da big catacopter. We'z can all
ride in it. We'z can fly to Chicatgo an fly through da big catacopter-
sized 'porter dere, an dat will take us to Mew Yawk City. Den we can fly
into da catacopter-sized 'porter dere and 'port to Scotland, den dese two
ghosts can direct us to MacCat's place.

[Harri and OT hustle out, and a few minutes later the sounds of an
approaching helicopter can be heard. It's quite convenient that Harri
lives only minutes from an airport, where she is able to keep several
flying machines.

The chopper lands in the front yard, and kitties move quickly from the
warm house into the cold yard and into the warm chopper. Harri and OT
have set the cabin controls so that it's nice and cozy inside, and OT has
made sure that the refrigerators and pantry are fully stocked with
goodies. The two ghost cats are the last ones to leave the house,
drifting through the walls, and hesitate as they near the catacopter.]

[Ghost Cat 1] Lawrence, I don't fink dis is a good idearment!

[Ghost Cat 2] Relax, Lawrence, it should be fine. Affer all, we'z already
dead! How scary could it be? Beside, our brother hasn't been able to find
us yet, mebbe he'll hear da catacopter and come check it out.

[Ghost Cat 1] No, Lawrence iznt dat smart. I don't we're gonna see him
until we getz back to Scotland.

[Harri revs up the engine, the chopper lifts off, and they head off to
the northwest. As they fly over O'Hare airport, ignoring the air traffic
controller, they see a lot of airplanes sitting on the tarmac due to the
weather. As they head deeper into the Chicago downtown area, they pick up
a tail - a Chicago Police Department helicopter. Ignoring ATC might have
been a mistake! Harri ignores the police chopper too, and sets a course
for the Sears Tower. Setting her elevation to be right in the middle of
the antenna towers, she aims directly between them. She adjusts the
teleporter controls, then flys between them. As the chopper hits the
midway point the teleporter activates and the catacopter suddenly appears
in the air over New York City. The unlucky Chicago Police Department
pilot had been following a little too closely behind the catacopter, so
he too appears in the air over New York City. Harri snickers as she hears
him trying to explain to La Guardia Approach how he came to suddenly be
in the air over New York.

Harri then sets course for Grand Central Station. Finding a skyscraper
near the station, she spirals around the building dropping lower and
lower. The Community kitties, having ridden with Harri before, aren't
overly excited but the ghost cats look a bit uneasy. Getting near ground
level, Harri levels out then finds one of the train tracks leading into
Grand Central. She waits until she see a train entering the station, then
she drops the catacopter to just above track level and flys into the
station behind the train. When the train stops at the platform Harri
lifts just above it and continues to the main concourse, then flies down
the stairs to the next level down. Finding an unused corridor, Harri
backs to the left down the corridor until she finds the next catacopter-
sized teleporter. Flying into this 'porter, the catacopter appears next
in Scotland.

When Harri glances into the passenger cabin she see the two ghost cats
cowering in a corner, paws over their eyes.]

Harri: Ok, ghost cats, we'z back in Scotland. Where do we go to find dis
MacCat?


ai fink dere is a MacDog at da Baskerfills pwase hoo cud weed yoo tu
da MacCat pways.
(if yoo do gnot twust ghost cats).
Meowy, wecallink stuf she saw on tv.
  #12  
Old January 21st 12, 08:34 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Da ghostz

chester and MH having joined the group, seeing as how if amount drank means
bigger apologies, feel they have a lot of it to do, watch the ghosts and
snicker qweetlee to demsefz,...
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 20 Jan 2012 19:55:33 -0600, Gramby wrote:

O t nearly haz a fit when he hears this, I didn drink sum ofit. He
looks at Harri trying not to show his fear. We hazta ta git Sundance
anna Booker tu along wiff Wascal.

Piglett hears the conversation and thinks, da hole kommnitee shud go
wiff dem, we iz famiblee after allz.


[Harri lifts one eyelid to glare at the ghostcats]

Ghostcats, what make you fink we care bout being haunted? What could you
do to bother us? Affer all, we lives in da same howse as a big dumm Dogg,
so we'z used to hafing fings clunkin around at all hours. And if you fink
dat rattling chains an fings would bother us, fink again. Mine chubby
sisfur Amelia snores, so we'z used to sleeping through noises.

[Amelia's voice drifts in from her bed in the hallway] Yeah, well you
snore worse than I do, Porky!

Harri: So I din't fink dat hafing you haunt us would much of a deterrent.
However, if dis MacCat finks dat da nip-whiskey was his den I guess it
would be just proper fur us to 'pologize and give him back what's left.
Dat IS gud whiskey, you know...

So, ghost cats, where do we 'port to if we want to find dis MacCat?

[Ghost cat 1] Oh, Lawrence, I fink she's right - we wouldn't be able to
scare dem. Oh, MacCat won't be happy!

[Ghost cat 2] Relax, Lawrence, iz ok. Kitties, you can't port to MacCat.
He's in da buried basement of a mostly collapsed castle in Scotland. You
can port close, but da last few miles 'porters won't work.

[Harri] Ok, no prollem. OT, let's warm up da big catacopter. We'z can all
ride in it. We'z can fly to Chicatgo an fly through da big catacopter-
sized 'porter dere, an dat will take us to Mew Yawk City. Den we can fly
into da catacopter-sized 'porter dere and 'port to Scotland, den dese two
ghosts can direct us to MacCat's place.

[Harri and OT hustle out, and a few minutes later the sounds of an
approaching helicopter can be heard. It's quite convenient that Harri
lives only minutes from an airport, where she is able to keep several
flying machines.

The chopper lands in the front yard, and kitties move quickly from the
warm house into the cold yard and into the warm chopper. Harri and OT
have set the cabin controls so that it's nice and cozy inside, and OT has
made sure that the refrigerators and pantry are fully stocked with
goodies. The two ghost cats are the last ones to leave the house,
drifting through the walls, and hesitate as they near the catacopter.]

[Ghost Cat 1] Lawrence, I don't fink dis is a good idearment!

[Ghost Cat 2] Relax, Lawrence, it should be fine. Affer all, we'z already
dead! How scary could it be? Beside, our brother hasn't been able to find
us yet, mebbe he'll hear da catacopter and come check it out.

[Ghost Cat 1] No, Lawrence iznt dat smart. I don't we're gonna see him
until we getz back to Scotland.

[Harri revs up the engine, the chopper lifts off, and they head off to
the northwest. As they fly over O'Hare airport, ignoring the air traffic
controller, they see a lot of airplanes sitting on the tarmac due to the
weather. As they head deeper into the Chicago downtown area, they pick up
a tail - a Chicago Police Department helicopter. Ignoring ATC might have
been a mistake! Harri ignores the police chopper too, and sets a course
for the Sears Tower. Setting her elevation to be right in the middle of
the antenna towers, she aims directly between them. She adjusts the
teleporter controls, then flys between them. As the chopper hits the
midway point the teleporter activates and the catacopter suddenly appears
in the air over New York City. The unlucky Chicago Police Department
pilot had been following a little too closely behind the catacopter, so
he too appears in the air over New York City. Harri snickers as she hears
him trying to explain to La Guardia Approach how he came to suddenly be
in the air over New York.

Harri then sets course for Grand Central Station. Finding a skyscraper
near the station, she spirals around the building dropping lower and
lower. The Community kitties, having ridden with Harri before, aren't
overly excited but the ghost cats look a bit uneasy. Getting near ground
level, Harri levels out then finds one of the train tracks leading into
Grand Central. She waits until she see a train entering the station, then
she drops the catacopter to just above track level and flys into the
station behind the train. When the train stops at the platform Harri
lifts just above it and continues to the main concourse, then flies down
the stairs to the next level down. Finding an unused corridor, Harri
backs to the left down the corridor until she finds the next catacopter-
sized teleporter. Flying into this 'porter, the catacopter appears next
in Scotland.

When Harri glances into the passenger cabin she see the two ghost cats
cowering in a corner, paws over their eyes.]

Harri: Ok, ghost cats, we'z back in Scotland. Where do we go to find dis
MacCat?



  #13  
Old January 21st 12, 08:48 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Default Da ghostz

On Jan 21, 11:11*am, Meowy wrote:
On Jan 21, 10:49*am, Harri Roadcat wrote:





On Fri, 20 Jan 2012 19:55:33 -0600, Gramby wrote:
O t nearly haz a fit when he hears this, I didn drink sum ofit. *He
looks at Harri trying not to show his fear. *We hazta ta git Sundance
anna Booker tu along wiff Wascal.


Piglett hears the conversation and thinks, da hole kommnitee shud go
wiff dem, we iz famiblee after allz.


[Harri lifts one eyelid to glare at the ghostcats]


Ghostcats, what make you fink we care bout being haunted? What could you
do to bother us? Affer all, we lives in da same howse as a big dumm Dogg,
so we'z used to hafing fings clunkin around at all hours. And if you fink
dat rattling chains an fings would bother us, fink again. Mine chubby
sisfur Amelia snores, so we'z used to sleeping through noises.


[Amelia's voice drifts in from her bed in the hallway] Yeah, well you
snore worse than I do, Porky!


Harri: So I din't fink dat hafing you haunt us would much of a deterrent.

  #14  
Old January 21st 12, 11:06 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Default Da ghostz

O T who had actually slept thru most of the trip awakens and turns to Ranger
and the other boycats. I dreemed and dere was McGyver, an Old Crone and
Angelina. Old Cone was the oldest living relative of the MCKeys who owned
da whiskee. I iz bettink dat iz who we poligizes to and eturns da last of
da whiskee. He looks shamefully at the silver flask he is holding. After
we vided sum, diz iz all dat iz left of mine. I hope ce cets mine pology.
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ...

On Fri, 20 Jan 2012 19:55:33 -0600, Gramby wrote:

O t nearly haz a fit when he hears this, I didn drink sum ofit. He
looks at Harri trying not to show his fear. We hazta ta git Sundance
anna Booker tu along wiff Wascal.

Piglett hears the conversation and thinks, da hole kommnitee shud go
wiff dem, we iz famiblee after allz.


[Harri lifts one eyelid to glare at the ghostcats]

Ghostcats, what make you fink we care bout being haunted? What could you
do to bother us? Affer all, we lives in da same howse as a big dumm Dogg,
so we'z used to hafing fings clunkin around at all hours. And if you fink
dat rattling chains an fings would bother us, fink again. Mine chubby
sisfur Amelia snores, so we'z used to sleeping through noises.

[Amelia's voice drifts in from her bed in the hallway] Yeah, well you
snore worse than I do, Porky!

Harri: So I din't fink dat hafing you haunt us would much of a deterrent.
However, if dis MacCat finks dat da nip-whiskey was his den I guess it
would be just proper fur us to 'pologize and give him back what's left.
Dat IS gud whiskey, you know...

So, ghost cats, where do we 'port to if we want to find dis MacCat?

[Ghost cat 1] Oh, Lawrence, I fink she's right - we wouldn't be able to
scare dem. Oh, MacCat won't be happy!

[Ghost cat 2] Relax, Lawrence, iz ok. Kitties, you can't port to MacCat.
He's in da buried basement of a mostly collapsed castle in Scotland. You
can port close, but da last few miles 'porters won't work.

[Harri] Ok, no prollem. OT, let's warm up da big catacopter. We'z can all
ride in it. We'z can fly to Chicatgo an fly through da big catacopter-
sized 'porter dere, an dat will take us to Mew Yawk City. Den we can fly
into da catacopter-sized 'porter dere and 'port to Scotland, den dese two
ghosts can direct us to MacCat's place.

[Harri and OT hustle out, and a few minutes later the sounds of an
approaching helicopter can be heard. It's quite convenient that Harri
lives only minutes from an airport, where she is able to keep several
flying machines.

The chopper lands in the front yard, and kitties move quickly from the
warm house into the cold yard and into the warm chopper. Harri and OT
have set the cabin controls so that it's nice and cozy inside, and OT has
made sure that the refrigerators and pantry are fully stocked with
goodies. The two ghost cats are the last ones to leave the house,
drifting through the walls, and hesitate as they near the catacopter.]

[Ghost Cat 1] Lawrence, I don't fink dis is a good idearment!

[Ghost Cat 2] Relax, Lawrence, it should be fine. Affer all, we'z already
dead! How scary could it be? Beside, our brother hasn't been able to find
us yet, mebbe he'll hear da catacopter and come check it out.

[Ghost Cat 1] No, Lawrence iznt dat smart. I don't we're gonna see him
until we getz back to Scotland.

[Harri revs up the engine, the chopper lifts off, and they head off to
the northwest. As they fly over O'Hare airport, ignoring the air traffic
controller, they see a lot of airplanes sitting on the tarmac due to the
weather. As they head deeper into the Chicago downtown area, they pick up
a tail - a Chicago Police Department helicopter. Ignoring ATC might have
been a mistake! Harri ignores the police chopper too, and sets a course
for the Sears Tower. Setting her elevation to be right in the middle of
the antenna towers, she aims directly between them. She adjusts the
teleporter controls, then flys between them. As the chopper hits the
midway point the teleporter activates and the catacopter suddenly appears
in the air over New York City. The unlucky Chicago Police Department
pilot had been following a little too closely behind the catacopter, so
he too appears in the air over New York City. Harri snickers as she hears
him trying to explain to La Guardia Approach how he came to suddenly be
in the air over New York.

Harri then sets course for Grand Central Station. Finding a skyscraper
near the station, she spirals around the building dropping lower and
lower. The Community kitties, having ridden with Harri before, aren't
overly excited but the ghost cats look a bit uneasy. Getting near ground
level, Harri levels out then finds one of the train tracks leading into
Grand Central. She waits until she see a train entering the station, then
she drops the catacopter to just above track level and flys into the
station behind the train. When the train stops at the platform Harri
lifts just above it and continues to the main concourse, then flies down
the stairs to the next level down. Finding an unused corridor, Harri
backs to the left down the corridor until she finds the next catacopter-
sized teleporter. Flying into this 'porter, the catacopter appears next
in Scotland.

When Harri glances into the passenger cabin she see the two ghost cats
cowering in a corner, paws over their eyes.]

Harri: Ok, ghost cats, we'z back in Scotland. Where do we go to find dis
MacCat?

  #15  
Old January 21st 12, 11:27 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Default Da ghostz

On Jan 21, 2:06*pm, "Gramby" wrote:
O T who had actually slept thru most of the trip awakens and turns to Ranger
and the other boycats. *I dreemed and dere was McGyver, an Old Crone and
Angelina. *Old Cone was the oldest living relative of the MCKeys who owned
da whiskee. *I iz bettink dat iz who we poligizes to and eturns da last of
da whiskee. *He looks shamefully at the silver flask he is holding. *After
we vided sum, diz iz all dat iz left of mine. *I hope ce cets mine pology.

"Harri Roadcat" *wrote in ....
On Fri, 20 Jan 2012 19:55:33 -0600, Gramby wrote:
O t nearly haz a fit when he hears this, I didn drink sum ofit. *He
looks at Harri trying not to show his fear. *We hazta ta git Sundance
anna Booker tu along wiff Wascal.


Piglett hears the conversation and thinks, da hole kommnitee shud go
wiff dem, we iz famiblee after allz.


[Harri lifts one eyelid to glare at the ghostcats]

Ghostcats, what make you fink we care bout being haunted? What could you
do to bother us? Affer all, we lives in da same howse as a big dumm Dogg,
so we'z used to hafing fings clunkin around at all hours. And if you fink
dat rattling chains an fings would bother us, fink again. Mine chubby
sisfur Amelia snores, so we'z used to sleeping through noises.

[Amelia's voice drifts in from her bed in the hallway] Yeah, well you
snore worse than I do, Porky!

Harri: So I din't fink dat hafing you haunt us would much of a deterrent.
However, if dis MacCat finks dat da nip-whiskey was his den I guess it
would be just proper fur us to 'pologize and give him back what's left.
Dat IS gud whiskey, you know...

So, ghost cats, where do we 'port to if we want to find dis MacCat?

[Ghost cat 1] Oh, Lawrence, I fink she's right - we wouldn't be able to
scare dem. Oh, MacCat won't be happy!

[Ghost cat 2] Relax, Lawrence, iz ok. Kitties, you can't port to MacCat.
He's in da buried basement of a mostly collapsed castle in Scotland. You
can port close, but da last few miles 'porters won't work.

[Harri] Ok, no prollem. OT, let's warm up da big catacopter. We'z can all
ride in it. We'z can fly to Chicatgo an fly through da big catacopter-
sized 'porter dere, an dat will take us to Mew Yawk City. Den we can fly
into da catacopter-sized 'porter dere and 'port to Scotland, den dese two
ghosts can direct us to MacCat's place.

[Harri and OT hustle out, and a few minutes later the sounds of an
approaching helicopter can be heard. It's quite convenient that Harri
lives only minutes from an airport, where she is able to keep several
flying machines.

The chopper lands in the front yard, and kitties move quickly from the
warm house into the cold yard and into the warm chopper. Harri and OT
have set the cabin controls so that it's nice and cozy inside, and OT has
made sure that the refrigerators and pantry are fully stocked with
goodies. The two ghost cats are the last ones to leave the house,
drifting through the walls, and hesitate as they near the catacopter.]

[Ghost Cat 1] Lawrence, I don't fink dis is a good idearment!

[Ghost Cat 2] Relax, Lawrence, it should be fine. Affer all, we'z already
dead! How scary could it be? Beside, our brother hasn't been able to find
us yet, mebbe he'll hear da catacopter and come check it out.

[Ghost Cat 1] No, Lawrence iznt dat smart. I don't we're gonna see him
until we getz back to Scotland.

[Harri revs up the engine, the chopper lifts off, and they head off to
the northwest. As they fly over O'Hare airport, ignoring the air traffic
controller, they see a lot of airplanes sitting on the tarmac due to the
weather. As they head deeper into the Chicago downtown area, they pick up
a tail - a Chicago Police Department helicopter. Ignoring ATC might have
been a mistake! Harri ignores the police chopper too, and sets a course
for the Sears Tower. Setting her elevation to be right in the middle of
the antenna towers, she aims directly between them. She adjusts the
teleporter controls, then flys between them. As the chopper hits the
midway point the teleporter activates and the catacopter suddenly appears
in the air over New York City. The unlucky Chicago Police Department
pilot had been following a little too closely behind the catacopter, so
he too appears in the air over New York City. Harri snickers as she hears
him trying to explain to La Guardia Approach how he came to suddenly be
in the air over New York.

Harri then sets course for Grand Central Station. Finding a skyscraper
near the station, she spirals around the building dropping lower and
lower. The Community kitties, having ridden with Harri before, aren't
overly excited but the ghost cats look a bit uneasy. Getting near ground
level, Harri levels out then finds one of the train tracks leading into
Grand Central. She waits until she see a train entering the station, then
she drops the catacopter to just above track level and flys into the
station behind the train. When the train stops at the platform Harri
lifts just above it and continues to the main concourse, then flies down
the stairs to the next level down. Finding an unused corridor, Harri
backs to the left down the corridor until she finds the next catacopter-
sized teleporter. Flying into this 'porter, the catacopter appears next
in Scotland.

When Harri glances into the passenger cabin she see the two ghost cats
cowering in a corner, paws over their eyes.]

Harri: Ok, ghost cats, we'z back in Scotland. Where do we go to find dis
MacCat?


An an dere wuz MacDuf an MacBef an da wed glowink howndt awl awoun da
kassl.
Dwinkin da skoch wisky too.
an da d*g tu.
Bee furry kareful effurybuddy
MeOwy,
an gnaaow..tu nap.
  #16  
Old January 21st 12, 11:42 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Default Da ghostz

O T looks in horror at MeOwy then takes a 2 oz flask and pours the
remianing whiskey from her glass. U save diz so u haz su to return to da
Ole Crone. It may help calm her iffin she is madd.

"Meowy" wrote in message
...

On Jan 21, 2:06 pm, "Gramby" wrote:
O T who had actually slept thru most of the trip awakens and turns to
Ranger
and the other boycats. I dreemed and dere was McGyver, an Old Crone and
Angelina. Old Cone was the oldest living relative of the MCKeys who owned
da whiskee. I iz bettink dat iz who we poligizes to and eturns da last of
da whiskee. He looks shamefully at the silver flask he is holding. After
we vided sum, diz iz all dat iz left of mine. I hope ce cets mine pology.

"Harri Roadcat" wrote in ...
On Fri, 20 Jan 2012 19:55:33 -0600, Gramby wrote:
O t nearly haz a fit when he hears this, I didn drink sum ofit. He
looks at Harri trying not to show his fear. We hazta ta git Sundance
anna Booker tu along wiff Wascal.


Piglett hears the conversation and thinks, da hole kommnitee shud go
wiff dem, we iz famiblee after allz.


[Harri lifts one eyelid to glare at the ghostcats]

Ghostcats, what make you fink we care bout being haunted? What could you
do to bother us? Affer all, we lives in da same howse as a big dumm Dogg,
so we'z used to hafing fings clunkin around at all hours. And if you fink
dat rattling chains an fings would bother us, fink again. Mine chubby
sisfur Amelia snores, so we'z used to sleeping through noises.

[Amelia's voice drifts in from her bed in the hallway] Yeah, well you
snore worse than I do, Porky!

Harri: So I din't fink dat hafing you haunt us would much of a deterrent.
However, if dis MacCat finks dat da nip-whiskey was his den I guess it
would be just proper fur us to 'pologize and give him back what's left.
Dat IS gud whiskey, you know...

So, ghost cats, where do we 'port to if we want to find dis MacCat?

[Ghost cat 1] Oh, Lawrence, I fink she's right - we wouldn't be able to
scare dem. Oh, MacCat won't be happy!

[Ghost cat 2] Relax, Lawrence, iz ok. Kitties, you can't port to MacCat.
He's in da buried basement of a mostly collapsed castle in Scotland. You
can port close, but da last few miles 'porters won't work.

[Harri] Ok, no prollem. OT, let's warm up da big catacopter. We'z can all
ride in it. We'z can fly to Chicatgo an fly through da big catacopter-
sized 'porter dere, an dat will take us to Mew Yawk City. Den we can fly
into da catacopter-sized 'porter dere and 'port to Scotland, den dese two
ghosts can direct us to MacCat's place.

[Harri and OT hustle out, and a few minutes later the sounds of an
approaching helicopter can be heard. It's quite convenient that Harri
lives only minutes from an airport, where she is able to keep several
flying machines.

The chopper lands in the front yard, and kitties move quickly from the
warm house into the cold yard and into the warm chopper. Harri and OT
have set the cabin controls so that it's nice and cozy inside, and OT has
made sure that the refrigerators and pantry are fully stocked with
goodies. The two ghost cats are the last ones to leave the house,
drifting through the walls, and hesitate as they near the catacopter.]

[Ghost Cat 1] Lawrence, I don't fink dis is a good idearment!

[Ghost Cat 2] Relax, Lawrence, it should be fine. Affer all, we'z already
dead! How scary could it be? Beside, our brother hasn't been able to find
us yet, mebbe he'll hear da catacopter and come check it out.

[Ghost Cat 1] No, Lawrence iznt dat smart. I don't we're gonna see him
until we getz back to Scotland.

[Harri revs up the engine, the chopper lifts off, and they head off to
the northwest. As they fly over O'Hare airport, ignoring the air traffic
controller, they see a lot of airplanes sitting on the tarmac due to the
weather. As they head deeper into the Chicago downtown area, they pick up
a tail - a Chicago Police Department helicopter. Ignoring ATC might have
been a mistake! Harri ignores the police chopper too, and sets a course
for the Sears Tower. Setting her elevation to be right in the middle of
the antenna towers, she aims directly between them. She adjusts the
teleporter controls, then flys between them. As the chopper hits the
midway point the teleporter activates and the catacopter suddenly appears
in the air over New York City. The unlucky Chicago Police Department
pilot had been following a little too closely behind the catacopter, so
he too appears in the air over New York City. Harri snickers as she hears
him trying to explain to La Guardia Approach how he came to suddenly be
in the air over New York.

Harri then sets course for Grand Central Station. Finding a skyscraper
near the station, she spirals around the building dropping lower and
lower. The Community kitties, having ridden with Harri before, aren't
overly excited but the ghost cats look a bit uneasy. Getting near ground
level, Harri levels out then finds one of the train tracks leading into
Grand Central. She waits until she see a train entering the station, then
she drops the catacopter to just above track level and flys into the
station behind the train. When the train stops at the platform Harri
lifts just above it and continues to the main concourse, then flies down
the stairs to the next level down. Finding an unused corridor, Harri
backs to the left down the corridor until she finds the next catacopter-
sized teleporter. Flying into this 'porter, the catacopter appears next
in Scotland.

When Harri glances into the passenger cabin she see the two ghost cats
cowering in a corner, paws over their eyes.]

Harri: Ok, ghost cats, we'z back in Scotland. Where do we go to find dis
MacCat?


An an dere wuz MacDuf an MacBef an da wed glowink howndt awl awoun da
kassl.
Dwinkin da skoch wisky too.
an da d*g tu.
Bee furry kareful effurybuddy
MeOwy,
an gnaaow..tu nap.

  #17  
Old January 22nd 12, 01:30 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ranger McDude
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Default Da ghostz

[The two ghost cats, looking distinctly greenish, point Harri towards
some distant hills. As the catacopter approaches, ghost cat 2 points to a
notch in the hills. The copter descends info a lush green valley with the
ruins of a once-magnificant castle near the center of the valley. Harri
locates a clearing and lands the catacopter.

The two ghost cats stumble off the copter and fall to the ground. A third
ghost cat peeks around one of the nearby trees, sees the first two, and
comes running.]

Ghost cat 3: Lawrence, Lawrence, youz back! I losted you guys an din't
know where to look to find you. I'z so glad you're back!

Harri: Yeah, ok... Look, we're looking for MacCat.I guess he's distressed
about us drinking his nip-whiskey. So where do we find him?

Ghost cat 1: We will take you. But you must be very quiet and approach
him with respect. He is the Laird!

Harri: Yeah, right, sure. Lead on, McDuff.

Ghost cat 1: McDuff? Is he here? I thought him was on vacation.

Harri: deep sigh Just lead on.

[The ghost cats take the lead, and the Community cats follow. They are
lead to a large wall that had toppled onto it's side and landed against a
large boulder. The ghost cats lead the way under the fallen wall. Ranger
pulls a flashlight out of his pack, turns it on,and holds firmly to Pipps'
paw then takes the lead.

Under the wall the kitties find a crumbling staircase heading down. The
kitties move slowly and carefully, afraid of dislodging pieces of fallen
masonry. They descend what feels like many stories, then finally arrive
at a landing. Opposite the stairs the kitties see a pair of very large
iron-bound oak doors. All three ghost cats are tugging with all their
strength, but the doors won't open.

OT digs into his pack for a length of chain and wraps it around the door
handles, then all of the kitties begin to pull. The doors start to open
with a piercing screech, and finally swing all the way open.

Inside the kitties see a large room with torches flickering on the walls.
A large throne sits against the wall on the opposite side of the room. ]

MacCat: WHO APPROACHES THE THRONE OF MACCAT??!!!

[Ranger very timidly leads the way into the room and approaches MacCat.]

Um, dat would be us, Mister MacCat sir. Doze two ghost cats over dere
came and found us and said somefing bout taking your nip-whiskey. We'z
din't know it was yours, sir, an din't mean to take what wasn't ours...

[As Ranger finishes saying this the ghost of a very, very old crone cat
walks around from behind the throne.]

Crone: Mac, have you found my whisky yet? Where's my whisky?

MacCat: Ok, Mother, I'm working on it! You, cat - yes, that was my
whiskey! Well, my mother's whiskey. Why did you take it when it was
clearly identified as mine?

Ghost cat 1: Um, sir? Akchooly, it wasnt. Doze leather scrolls dat said
dey was yours? Dey sort of disintegrated into piles of dust. So dere was
no markings to show dey was yours.
  #18  
Old January 22nd 12, 01:42 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_11_]
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O t nearly haz a fit when he hears this, I didn drink sum ofit. He
looks at Harri trying not to show his fear. We hazta ta git Sundance
anna Booker tu along wiff Wascal.


Piglett hears the conversation and thinks, da hole kommnitee shud go
wiff dem, we iz famiblee after allz.


[Harri lifts one eyelid to glare at the ghostcats]


Ghostcats, what make you fink we care bout being haunted? What could you
do to bother us? Affer all, we lives in da same howse as a big dumm
Dogg,
so we'z used to hafing fings clunkin around at all hours. And if you
fink
dat rattling chains an fings would bother us, fink again. Mine chubby
sisfur Amelia snores, so we'z used to sleeping through noises.


[Amelia's voice drifts in from her bed in the hallway] Yeah, well you
snore worse than I do, Porky!


Harri: So I din't fink dat hafing you haunt us would much of a
deterrent.
However, if dis MacCat finks dat da nip-whiskey was his den I guess it
would be just proper fur us to 'pologize and give him back what's left.
Dat IS gud whiskey, you know...


So, ghost cats, where do we 'port to if we want to find dis MacCat?


[Ghost cat 1] Oh, Lawrence, I fink she's right - we wouldn't be able to
scare dem. Oh, MacCat won't be happy!


[Ghost cat 2] Relax, Lawrence, iz ok. Kitties, you can't port to MacCat.
He's in da buried basement of a mostly collapsed castle in Scotland. You
can port close, but da last few miles 'porters won't work.


[Harri] Ok, no prollem. OT, let's warm up da big catacopter. We'z can
all
ride in it. We'z can fly to Chicatgo an fly through da big catacopter-
sized 'porter dere, an dat will take us to Mew Yawk City. Den we can fly
into da catacopter-sized 'porter dere and 'port to Scotland, den dese
two
ghosts can direct us to MacCat's place.


[Harri and OT hustle out, and a few minutes later the sounds of an
approaching helicopter can be heard. It's quite convenient that Harri
lives only minutes from an airport, where she is able to keep several
flying machines.


The chopper lands in the front yard, and kitties move quickly from the
warm house into the cold yard and into the warm chopper. Harri and OT
have set the cabin controls so that it's nice and cozy inside, and OT
has
made sure that the refrigerators and pantry are fully stocked with
goodies. The two ghost cats are the last ones to leave the house,
drifting through the walls, and hesitate as they near the catacopter.]


[Ghost Cat 1] Lawrence, I don't fink dis is a good idearment!


[Ghost Cat 2] Relax, Lawrence, it should be fine. Affer all, we'z
already
dead! How scary could it be? Beside, our brother hasn't been able to
find
us yet, mebbe he'll hear da catacopter and come check it out.


[Ghost Cat 1] No, Lawrence iznt dat smart. I don't we're gonna see him
until we getz back to Scotland.


[Harri revs up the engine, the chopper lifts off, and they head off to
the northwest. As they fly over O'Hare airport, ignoring the air traffic
controller, they see a lot of airplanes sitting on the tarmac due to the
weather. As they head deeper into the Chicago downtown area, they pick
up
a tail - a Chicago Police Department helicopter. Ignoring ATC might have
been a mistake! Harri ignores the police chopper too, and sets a course
for the Sears Tower. Setting her elevation to be right in the middle of
the antenna towers, she aims directly between them. She adjusts the
teleporter controls, then flys between them. As the chopper hits the
midway point the teleporter activates and the catacopter suddenly
appears
in the air over New York City. The unlucky Chicago Police Department
pilot had been following a little too closely behind the catacopter, so
he too appears in the air over New York City. Harri snickers as she
hears
him trying to explain to La Guardia Approach how he came to suddenly be
in the air over New York.


Harri then sets course for Grand Central Station. Finding a skyscraper
near the station, she spirals around the building dropping lower and
lower. The Community kitties, having ridden with Harri before, aren't
overly excited but the ghost cats look a bit uneasy. Getting near ground
level, Harri levels out then finds one of the train tracks leading into
Grand Central. She waits until she see a train entering the station,
then
she drops the catacopter to just above track level and flys into the
station behind the train. When the train stops at the platform Harri
lifts just above it and continues to the main concourse, then flies down
the stairs to the next level down. Finding an unused corridor, Harri
backs to the left down the corridor until she finds the next catacopter-
sized teleporter. Flying into this 'porter, the catacopter appears next
in Scotland.


When Harri glances into the passenger cabin she see the two ghost cats
cowering in a corner, paws over their eyes.]


Harri: Ok, ghost cats, we'z back in Scotland. Where do we go to find dis
MacCat?


ai fink dere is a MacDog at da Baskerfills pwase hoo cud weed yoo tu
da MacCat pways.
(if yoo do gnot twust ghost cats).
Meowy, wecallink stuf she saw on tv.-


Itted a feerful hownd d*g wif a hyooj nose. Dis hownd gwoze awl wed
inna dark.
i fink it cud weed yoo dere. Pawbly is a ghozt too.
oooOOOOooo...oo
MeOwy, shiffering


Dunt beh skard, mai bootiful wink. ai wyl protet yew. yeUP
ai ain't ufrayd uf noe ghosts..Nope
Mosey .



  #19  
Old January 22nd 12, 01:49 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_11_]
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Default Da ghostz






O T who had actually slept thru most of the trip awakens and turns to
Ranger
and the other boycats. I dreemed and dere was McGyver, an Old Crone and
Angelina. Old Cone was the oldest living relative of the MCKeys who owned
da whiskee. I iz bettink dat iz who we poligizes to and eturns da last of
da whiskee. He looks shamefully at the silver flask he is holding. After
we vided sum, diz iz all dat iz left of mine. I hope ce cets mine pology.

":
O t nearly haz a fit when he hears this, I didn drink sum ofit. He
looks at Harri trying not to show his fear. We hazta ta git Sundance
anna Booker tu along wiff Wascal.


Piglett hears the conversation and thinks, da hole kommnitee shud go
wiff dem, we iz famiblee after allz.


[Harri lifts one eyelid to glare at the ghostcats]

Ghostcats, what make you fink we care bout being haunted? What could you
do to bother us? Affer all, we lives in da same howse as a big dumm Dogg,
so we'z used to hafing fings clunkin around at all hours. And if you fink
dat rattling chains an fings would bother us, fink again. Mine chubby
sisfur Amelia snores, so we'z used to sleeping through noises.

[Amelia's voice drifts in from her bed in the hallway] Yeah, well you
snore worse than I do, Porky!

Harri: So I din't fink dat hafing you haunt us would much of a deterrent.
However, if dis MacCat finks dat da nip-whiskey was his den I guess it
would be just proper fur us to 'pologize and give him back what's left.
Dat IS gud whiskey, you know...

So, ghost cats, where do we 'port to if we want to find dis MacCat?

[Ghost cat 1] Oh, Lawrence, I fink she's right - we wouldn't be able to
scare dem. Oh, MacCat won't be happy!

[Ghost cat 2] Relax, Lawrence, iz ok. Kitties, you can't port to MacCat.
He's in da buried basement of a mostly collapsed castle in Scotland. You
can port close, but da last few miles 'porters won't work.

[Harri] Ok, no prollem. OT, let's warm up da big catacopter. We'z can all
ride in it. We'z can fly to Chicatgo an fly through da big catacopter-
sized 'porter dere, an dat will take us to Mew Yawk City. Den we can fly
into da catacopter-sized 'porter dere and 'port to Scotland, den dese two
ghosts can direct us to MacCat's place.

[Harri and OT hustle out, and a few minutes later the sounds of an
approaching helicopter can be heard. It's quite convenient that Harri
lives only minutes from an airport, where she is able to keep several
flying machines.

The chopper lands in the front yard, and kitties move quickly from the
warm house into the cold yard and into the warm chopper. Harri and OT
have set the cabin controls so that it's nice and cozy inside, and OT has
made sure that the refrigerators and pantry are fully stocked with
goodies. The two ghost cats are the last ones to leave the house,
drifting through the walls, and hesitate as they near the catacopter.]

[Ghost Cat 1] Lawrence, I don't fink dis is a good idearment!

[Ghost Cat 2] Relax, Lawrence, it should be fine. Affer all, we'z already
dead! How scary could it be? Beside, our brother hasn't been able to find
us yet, mebbe he'll hear da catacopter and come check it out.

[Ghost Cat 1] No, Lawrence iznt dat smart. I don't we're gonna see him
until we getz back to Scotland.

[Harri revs up the engine, the chopper lifts off, and they head off to
the northwest. As they fly over O'Hare airport, ignoring the air traffic
controller, they see a lot of airplanes sitting on the tarmac due to the
weather. As they head deeper into the Chicago downtown area, they pick up
a tail - a Chicago Police Department helicopter. Ignoring ATC might have
been a mistake! Harri ignores the police chopper too, and sets a course
for the Sears Tower. Setting her elevation to be right in the middle of
the antenna towers, she aims directly between them. She adjusts the
teleporter controls, then flys between them. As the chopper hits the
midway point the teleporter activates and the catacopter suddenly appears
in the air over New York City. The unlucky Chicago Police Department
pilot had been following a little too closely behind the catacopter, so
he too appears in the air over New York City. Harri snickers as she hears
him trying to explain to La Guardia Approach how he came to suddenly be
in the air over New York.

Harri then sets course for Grand Central Station. Finding a skyscraper
near the station, she spirals around the building dropping lower and
lower. The Community kitties, having ridden with Harri before, aren't
overly excited but the ghost cats look a bit uneasy. Getting near ground
level, Harri levels out then finds one of the train tracks leading into
Grand Central. She waits until she see a train entering the station, then
she drops the catacopter to just above track level and flys into the
station behind the train. When the train stops at the platform Harri
lifts just above it and continues to the main concourse, then flies down
the stairs to the next level down. Finding an unused corridor, Harri
backs to the left down the corridor until she finds the next catacopter-
sized teleporter. Flying into this 'porter, the catacopter appears next
in Scotland.

When Harri glances into the passenger cabin she see the two ghost cats
cowering in a corner, paws over their eyes.]

Harri: Ok, ghost cats, we'z back in Scotland. Where do we go to find dis
MacCat?


An an dere wuz MacDuf an MacBef an da wed glowink howndt awl awoun da
kassl.
Dwinkin da skoch wisky too.
an da d*g tu.
Bee furry kareful effurybuddy
MeOwy,

an gnaaow..tu nap.


ai ugrei wiff MeOwy,
n ai m gunna nap owt tew.

Mosey

  #20  
Old January 22nd 12, 01:55 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_11_]
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Default Da ghostz





[The two ghost cats, looking distinctly greenish, point Harri towards
some distant hills. As the catacopter approaches, ghost cat 2 points to a
notch in the hills. The copter descends info a lush green valley with the
ruins of a once-magnificant castle near the center of the valley. Harri
locates a clearing and lands the catacopter.

The two ghost cats stumble off the copter and fall to the ground. A third
ghost cat peeks around one of the nearby trees, sees the first two, and
comes running.]

Ghost cat 3: Lawrence, Lawrence, youz back! I losted you guys an din't
know where to look to find you. I'z so glad you're back!

Harri: Yeah, ok... Look, we're looking for MacCat.I guess he's distressed
about us drinking his nip-whiskey. So where do we find him?

Ghost cat 1: We will take you. But you must be very quiet and approach
him with respect. He is the Laird!

Harri: Yeah, right, sure. Lead on, McDuff.

Ghost cat 1: McDuff? Is he here? I thought him was on vacation.

Harri: deep sigh Just lead on.

[The ghost cats take the lead, and the Community cats follow. They are
lead to a large wall that had toppled onto it's side and landed against a
large boulder. The ghost cats lead the way under the fallen wall. Ranger
pulls a flashlight out of his pack, turns it on,and holds firmly to Pipps'
paw then takes the lead.

Under the wall the kitties find a crumbling staircase heading down. The
kitties move slowly and carefully, afraid of dislodging pieces of fallen
masonry. They descend what feels like many stories, then finally arrive
at a landing. Opposite the stairs the kitties see a pair of very large
iron-bound oak doors. All three ghost cats are tugging with all their
strength, but the doors won't open.

OT digs into his pack for a length of chain and wraps it around the door
handles, then all of the kitties begin to pull. The doors start to open
with a piercing screech, and finally swing all the way open.

Inside the kitties see a large room with torches flickering on the walls.
A large throne sits against the wall on the opposite side of the room. ]

MacCat: WHO APPROACHES THE THRONE OF MACCAT??!!!

[Ranger very timidly leads the way into the room and approaches MacCat.]

Um, dat would be us, Mister MacCat sir. Doze two ghost cats over dere
came and found us and said somefing bout taking your nip-whiskey. We'z
din't know it was yours, sir, an din't mean to take what wasn't ours...

[As Ranger finishes saying this the ghost of a very, very old crone cat
walks around from behind the throne.]

Crone: Mac, have you found my whisky yet? Where's my whisky?

MacCat: Ok, Mother, I'm working on it! You, cat - yes, that was my
whiskey! Well, my mother's whiskey. Why did you take it when it was
clearly identified as mine?

Ghost cat 1: Um, sir? Akchooly, it wasnt. Doze leather scrolls dat said
dey was yours? Dey sort of disintegrated into piles of dust. So dere was
no markings to show dey was yours.

Hey Ranger, meh n da TGK wyl beh wif awl da Community
Weh kan kick some ghost buttz..waffs.
ai wunna beh wiff yew Ranger, iffen datz umkay wif yew

Pipps
 




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