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At the luau
I know what you mean. Kitty Schottland is old, and Lilith
Kitten-Mahoney is cranky. Shall we go have some shrimpies? Gallantly, Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence "Stormmee" wrote in message ... He iz owlde anna kranki anna owlde anna did i say kranki, juzt kuz i iz alla time tryinta play wif hizself, anna itself bakfired on hizself, kuz furri getted mineself a playmate so der!!! Stormee ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Why does Tiger insist you contain yourownself? Doesn't he know you're just a kitten? Cousin Rosco, defensively "Stormmee" wrote in message ... anna diz iz gonna be funfunfun... i lofez shrimpeez anna ani fisiez... Stormmee,...sees Tiger and makes a concerted effort to contain herownsef... is only partialli successzul... ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... [The teleporter twinkles, winkles, and shines, and out steps Stormmee, and her escort, Cousin Rosco.] We're here! And we bought cocktail sauce for the shrimp! Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence [As the kitties start to arrive, things start to get busy. Out on Pebbly Beach, near the southeast corner of the island, a large fire pit is full of wood burning high and crackling. The smoke is quite fragrant, suggesting that a good part of the burning wood is mesquite and orange. Sunset is approaching, with a beautiful orange/pink glow in the eastern sky. Kitties who walk a little bit to the south along the beach are easily able to see the glow, while the kitties near the fire pit are shaded by the high cliffs. As everyone mingles and meows, enjoying the nip tea, nip wine, and nip beer, a sound can be heard in the distance. It sounds like a series of explosions is drawing near! Kitties take shelter behind rocks and logs, wondering if a war is heading towards them. Moments later a aging golf cart, driven by a couple of scraggly kitties, is seen tooling down the beach towards the luau area. As the cart draws near, the drivercat slams on the brakes, locks the wheels, and spins out, finally stopping just feet from the edge of the fire.] Jocko: Hey, Gruf, welcome back! How was the fishing? Looks like you've got more goodies than usual there. Everykitty, this is my bud Gruf and his chick Lana. They've been fishing over on the other side of the island. Here, let's get unloaded and get things underway. [Jocko and Gruf fetch a couple large bushel baskets of wet seaweed from the cart. They throw a thick layer on top of the fire. They then return with a basket of clams and spread them on top of the seaweed. This is followed by another layer of seaweed, then a layer of lobsters, crabs, mussels, and scallops. Finally another layer of seaweed is added, then topped off with skewers of abalone steaks.] Ok, everykitty, we'll be ready to start eating in just a few minutes! Jocko |
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At the luau
Alright, efurrybody, the abalone kabobs are done! Come help yourselves.
Jocko And now EVERYTHING is done! Here's clams and scallops and shrimpies and lopsterz and more abalones. We got plenty for everyone. I'll set it all over here on the folding tables. Oh, and here come some more guests! They must have heard that excellent guitar playing. [A couple of large skunks come waddling in from the brush] Folks, these are Gigi and Pepe. They are some of the coolest folks you could ever hope to meet! They are real party animals, and when you get attacked by a pack of wild dogs you DEFINITELY want to have these two in your corner. Gigi, Pepe, all the good stuff just came off the fire, so help yourself. Oh, and here comes another good friend. Nobody freak out, keep cool... [As Jocko speaks, a huge black mountain lion jumps onto a large boulder by the edge of the clearing, then springs onto the sand near the fire. She lets out a ear-piercing shriek, then lies down, rolls on her back and does an energetic dust-roll. She then hops to her feet and starts dancing to the guitar music.] Everykitty, this is Big Mama. She's one totally freaky ladycat, and she is in charge of keeping our catnip fields safe. And she is an excellent dancer! Jocko |
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At the luau
yez purleze, Stormmee
ChildFree23 wrote in message news I know what you mean. Kitty Schottland is old, and Lilith Kitten-Mahoney is cranky. Shall we go have some shrimpies? Gallantly, Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence "Stormmee" wrote in message ... He iz owlde anna kranki anna owlde anna did i say kranki, juzt kuz i iz alla time tryinta play wif hizself, anna itself bakfired on hizself, kuz furri getted mineself a playmate so der!!! Stormee ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Why does Tiger insist you contain yourownself? Doesn't he know you're just a kitten? Cousin Rosco, defensively "Stormmee" wrote in message ... anna diz iz gonna be funfunfun... i lofez shrimpeez anna ani fisiez... Stormmee,...sees Tiger and makes a concerted effort to contain herownsef... is only partialli successzul... ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... [The teleporter twinkles, winkles, and shines, and out steps Stormmee, and her escort, Cousin Rosco.] We're here! And we bought cocktail sauce for the shrimp! Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence [As the kitties start to arrive, things start to get busy. Out on Pebbly Beach, near the southeast corner of the island, a large fire pit is full of wood burning high and crackling. The smoke is quite fragrant, suggesting that a good part of the burning wood is mesquite and orange. Sunset is approaching, with a beautiful orange/pink glow in the eastern sky. Kitties who walk a little bit to the south along the beach are easily able to see the glow, while the kitties near the fire pit are shaded by the high cliffs. As everyone mingles and meows, enjoying the nip tea, nip wine, and nip beer, a sound can be heard in the distance. It sounds like a series of explosions is drawing near! Kitties take shelter behind rocks and logs, wondering if a war is heading towards them. Moments later a aging golf cart, driven by a couple of scraggly kitties, is seen tooling down the beach towards the luau area. As the cart draws near, the drivercat slams on the brakes, locks the wheels, and spins out, finally stopping just feet from the edge of the fire.] Jocko: Hey, Gruf, welcome back! How was the fishing? Looks like you've got more goodies than usual there. Everykitty, this is my bud Gruf and his chick Lana. They've been fishing over on the other side of the island. Here, let's get unloaded and get things underway. [Jocko and Gruf fetch a couple large bushel baskets of wet seaweed from the cart. They throw a thick layer on top of the fire. They then return with a basket of clams and spread them on top of the seaweed. This is followed by another layer of seaweed, then a layer of lobsters, crabs, mussels, and scallops. Finally another layer of seaweed is added, then topped off with skewers of abalone steaks.] Ok, everykitty, we'll be ready to start eating in just a few minutes! Jocko |
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kule i wantsaa be dat big when i getz dun growin... Stormmee ambitushush
RPCC Kitties wrote in message news Alright, efurrybody, the abalone kabobs are done! Come help yourselves. Jocko And now EVERYTHING is done! Here's clams and scallops and shrimpies and lopsterz and more abalones. We got plenty for everyone. I'll set it all over here on the folding tables. Oh, and here come some more guests! They must have heard that excellent guitar playing. [A couple of large skunks come waddling in from the brush] Folks, these are Gigi and Pepe. They are some of the coolest folks you could ever hope to meet! They are real party animals, and when you get attacked by a pack of wild dogs you DEFINITELY want to have these two in your corner. Gigi, Pepe, all the good stuff just came off the fire, so help yourself. Oh, and here comes another good friend. Nobody freak out, keep cool... [As Jocko speaks, a huge black mountain lion jumps onto a large boulder by the edge of the clearing, then springs onto the sand near the fire. She lets out a ear-piercing shriek, then lies down, rolls on her back and does an energetic dust-roll. She then hops to her feet and starts dancing to the guitar music.] Everykitty, this is Big Mama. She's one totally freaky ladycat, and she is in charge of keeping our catnip fields safe. And she is an excellent dancer! Jocko |
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["Ooh, kool", Rebecca thinks to herself.]
Meow, Ms. Gigi an Mr. Pepe. Mine name iz Rebecca. Wud yoo like to sit wif my liddle groop over dere? I wud luv to sit an tawk wif yoo -- I haz never knowed ennee skunks before. Ms. Big Mama sertinly seemz to be havvin a gud time, duznt she? [Rebecca, Gigi, and Pepe watch Big Mama dancing. She and Hercule seem to appreciate each other's efforts -- Hercule's playing becomes more elaborate, and Big Mama's steps keep right up with him. When the song finally ends, all the animals erupt in enthusiastic applause for both of them.] Bravo, Hercule! Brava, Big Mama! Oh, dat wuz so much fun! Rebecca "RPCC Kitties" wrote in message news And now EVERYTHING is done! Here's clams and scallops and shrimpies and lopsterz and more abalones. We got plenty for everyone. I'll set it all over here on the folding tables. Oh, and here come some more guests! They must have heard that excellent guitar playing. [A couple of large skunks come waddling in from the brush] Folks, these are Gigi and Pepe. They are some of the coolest folks you could ever hope to meet! They are real party animals, and when you get attacked by a pack of wild dogs you DEFINITELY want to have these two in your corner. Gigi, Pepe, all the good stuff just came off the fire, so help yourself. Oh, and here comes another good friend. Nobody freak out, keep cool... [As Jocko speaks, a huge black mountain lion jumps onto a large boulder by the edge of the clearing, then springs onto the sand near the fire. She lets out a ear-piercing shriek, then lies down, rolls on her back and does an energetic dust-roll. She then hops to her feet and starts dancing to the guitar music.] Everykitty, this is Big Mama. She's one totally freaky ladycat, and she is in charge of keeping our catnip fields safe. And she is an excellent dancer! Jocko |
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On Tue, 13 Jun 2006 05:44:23 +0000, Rebecca wrote:
["Ooh, kool", Rebecca thinks to herself.] Meow, Ms. Gigi an Mr. Pepe. Mine name iz Rebecca. Wud yoo like to sit wif my liddle groop over dere? I wud luv to sit an tawk wif yoo -- I haz never knowed ennee skunks before. Ms. Big Mama sertinly seemz to be havvin a gud time, duznt she? Thank you, kitty cat. Gigi and I will be glad to sit wif you. I must say, mos bisitors to da beach aren't so open-minded - a lot of dem don't seem to like skunks, eben though Gigi and I are really furry friendly. So fanku! Yes, dey do seem to be hafin fun. But den Big Mama allez doez. She's a bigbig cat but she likes to play an danze and party. Pepe |
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[Rebecca, Gigi, and Pepe watch Big Mama dancing. She and Hercule seem to
appreciate each other's efforts -- Hercule's playing becomes more elaborate, and Big Mama's steps keep right up with him. When the song finally ends, all the animals erupt in enthusiastic applause for both of them.] Bravo, Hercule! Brava, Big Mama! Oh, dat wuz so much fun! Rebecca [A panting Hercule puts down is guitar and rejoins Rebecca and company.] Thank you, Rebecca! That was indeed fun. I haven't had a chance to do that for many years. And welcome to you two. Did I hear correctly over the sounds of the guitar that you are Gigi and Pepe? I'm pleased to meet you. I'm terribly thirsty after all that. I'll be right back... [Hercule dashes to the serving table and returns with a pitcher of nip tea, a bottle of nip wine, a platter of food, and a pawful of glasses.] Here, who would like something to eat or drink? Hercule |
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"RPCC Kitties" wrote in message news Alright, efurrybody, the abalone kabobs are done! Come help yourselves. Jocko And now EVERYTHING is done! Here's clams and scallops and shrimpies and lopsterz and more abalones. We got plenty for everyone. I'll set it all over here on the folding tables. Oh, and here come some more guests! They must have heard that excellent guitar playing. [A couple of large skunks come waddling in from the brush] Folks, these are Gigi and Pepe. They are some of the coolest folks you could ever hope to meet! They are real party animals, and when you get attacked by a pack of wild dogs you DEFINITELY want to have these two in your corner. Gigi, Pepe, all the good stuff just came off the fire, so help yourself. Oh, and here comes another good friend. Nobody freak out, keep cool... [As Jocko speaks, a huge black mountain lion jumps onto a large boulder by the edge of the clearing, then springs onto the sand near the fire. She lets out a ear-piercing shriek, then lies down, rolls on her back and does an energetic dust-roll. She then hops to her feet and starts dancing to the guitar music.] Everykitty, this is Big Mama. She's one totally freaky ladycat, and she is in charge of keeping our catnip fields safe. And she is an excellent dancer! Jocko Oh, hi Gigi and Pepe, I see yuz ar blak an wite tuu, juzt lyke me. Yu gotz lufferlee fluffy blak an wite taylez, an I du beleef dat weez got uh Fluffy Tail Club on da Mainland, wud yuz lyke tu joyn uz? Hiya Big Mama, du yu hb liddul cubz, or purrhapz Big Cubz? -- Pitö.önya |
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"Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message news [Rebecca, Gigi, and Pepe watch Big Mama dancing. She and Hercule seem to appreciate each other's efforts -- Hercule's playing becomes more elaborate, and Big Mama's steps keep right up with him. When the song finally ends, all the animals erupt in enthusiastic applause for both of them.] Bravo, Hercule! Brava, Big Mama! Oh, dat wuz so much fun! Rebecca [A panting Hercule puts down is guitar and rejoins Rebecca and company.] Thank you, Rebecca! That was indeed fun. I haven't had a chance to do that for many years. And welcome to you two. Did I hear correctly over the sounds of the guitar that you are Gigi and Pepe? I'm pleased to meet you. I'm terribly thirsty after all that. I'll be right back... [Hercule dashes to the serving table and returns with a pitcher of nip tea, a bottle of nip wine, a platter of food, and a pawful of glasses.] Here, who would like something to eat or drink? Hercule Wy fangu, Hercule, I wyll hab uh nibbul ov diz an uh sip ov dat. -- Pitö.önya |
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I will hab sum uv dat nip iced tee, pleez. An I haz sumfing fur yoo, too.
[Rebecca removes one of the matching leis she is wearing, puts it around Hercule's neck, and gives him a cheek rub on each cheek.] I hopez yoo likez da cullerz. Rebecca "Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message news [A panting Hercule puts down is guitar and rejoins Rebecca and company.] Thank you, Rebecca! That was indeed fun. I haven't had a chance to do that for many years. And welcome to you two. Did I hear correctly over the sounds of the guitar that you are Gigi and Pepe? I'm pleased to meet you. I'm terribly thirsty after all that. I'll be right back... [Hercule dashes to the serving table and returns with a pitcher of nip tea, a bottle of nip wine, a platter of food, and a pawful of glasses.] Here, who would like something to eat or drink? Hercule |
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