Da Gestbuk

"Gabrielle" wrote in message ...


8 snip
[A huge white & grey tabby cat steps forward from the shadows,
collecting himself, while an elegant black cat walks behind him,
followed by a scampering orange boy, all wearing black tuxedos with blue
ties and gold vests.]

Mine gudniss Ralphee, dont yu luk hansum tunite. hewj hug Fred, how nys
tu finalee meetchew in furrsun, an liddle Clyde, yu luk so kewt in yur
liddle tuxedo. Matthias iz arownd heer sumware. Heez bin waytin fur yu tu
git heer.

Kissa, yewr az prettee az Ralph alweighz sez yew ar!
Fred, offering a respectful cheeksmooch

Well fangu Fred! blush
Kissa

Matthias iz heer? Hoooo boy! Kin I go now?
Clyde, tie already askew

Yes he is. Heer, let mineself fix yur tie fur yu. Clyde, purrleez howld still so Ize kin fix dis.
Kissa

Matthias raysiz offur tu da gestbuk taybil an stopz jist short uv nokkin it offur Clyde! Der yu ar!


Vinnie, Kissa . . . mine sisfur Laura wud be offurkum. Diz iz purrrfekt.
[Ralph picks up Laura's blue plumed pen and gently brushes it against
his whiskers, then signs his name.]

Ralph de Ralf, House of David

Fangu Ralphee. Dat meenz so mutch tu mineself. Ize wantid effuryfing tu be
purrfekt.
[He hands the pen to his wedwink.] Haff yew sined the book yet, my deer?

Akshullee Ize havvnt yet. Fangu fur remindin mineself

Kissa, takin da plume pen an sining hur naym:

Mrs. Kissa Rennie-David


sigh Dat luks sew nize! Ize da luckiest cat heer tu have such a boooteeeefullll wedwink. smoooooch

And, now, Vinnie, are yew gonna sine?