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  #31  
Old June 2nd 11, 10:45 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Hey Pitô.ônya wat iz Souvin Eerz?? ai dunt gnow Dew yew gnow wat dem iz
MeOwy? ai m finkin sum kinda korn? *shrugs* Mosey

Du hominz effurr mayke BBQ Souvin Eerz?

--
Pitô.ônya

trudi eatsa butterz... anna we all eatz chickum anna we wuld all eatsa
milk but soft sayz no beclawz some of uses hurke itsef rite bak up...
today some uses taxed da roazt beazt. chester da ingester
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"

so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get
inna kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt
kuple of dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted
of a whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz
eatin sum jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz
she wuz readin anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... den MH taxed
hersef da ofur haf fur da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz
offa rasberry wine but she only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef
away...

afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur
kitteez tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester


I tax creemee chese effin da soy kynd, an budda-onna-finfur iz sooo gud!
Da olne turkee I eetz iz da 'spensiff launch kind frum Cossko. I hab bin
nown tu dwink frum uh waddur urr miwlk glazz if it iz nize an fool.

An I enZIZTon fife pownzeez at bedtyme, DEN I let da litez be toind owt.
--
Pitô.ônya




  #32  
Old June 2nd 11, 10:49 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Jun 2, 5:45*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
Hey Pit . nya wat iz Souvin Eerz?? *ai dunt gnow *Dew yew gnow wat dem iz
MeOwy? *ai m finkin sum kinda korn? *shrugs* *Mosey

Du hominz effurr mayke BBQ Souvin Eerz?


--
Pit . nya



trudi eatsa butterz... anna we all eatz chickum anna we wuld all eatsa
milk but soft sayz no beclawz some of uses hurke itsef rite bak up...
today some uses taxed da roazt beazt. *chester da ingester
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"


so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get
inna kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt
kuple of dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted
of a whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz
eatin sum jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz
she wuz readin anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... den MH taxed
hersef da ofur haf fur da same rezun... *OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz
offa rasberry wine but she only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef
away...


afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur
kitteez tax urown hoominz? *chester da ingester


I tax creemee chese effin da soy kynd, an budda-onna-finfur iz sooo gud!
Da olne turkee I eetz iz da 'spensiff *launch kind frum Cossko. I hab bin
nown tu dwink frum uh waddur urr miwlk glazz if it iz nize an fool.


An I enZIZTon fife pownzeez at bedtyme, DEN I let da litez be toind owt.

  #33  
Old June 2nd 11, 10:51 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Me wuffs sweetycorn.....but hasta steel it by 'takkin....Jack wikes
peez, but hasta steel by 'takkin....Sukie not wuffin enny vegtabulz n
finks nuffin ower Meomie n Paw eetz is wurf 'takkin dem fur. Onna
offur paw she' takks Moeomie effun wen Meomie is gettin pots owta
cubburd (cos dats ware da Katzinis is hidden) She wikes dem.


Harry Gordon


Oh hai Harry, um wat iz Katzinis? Sum kinda treet or uh fudz?
Yer frendz
Mosey n MeOwy
  #34  
Old June 2nd 11, 10:58 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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we iz sorree himz heart getted breaked, OEJ, hisspitin onna mean woman
hoominz
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Jun 2, 12:00 am, Meowy wrote:
On Jun 1, 9:25 pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:





On Jun 1, 7:04 pm, Meowy wrote:


On Jun 1, 9:36 am, Will in New Haven
wrote:


On May 31, 10:55 pm, Meowy wrote:


On May 31, 9:14 pm, Will in New Haven


wrote:
On May 31, 7:41 pm, MeOwy wrote:


On May 31, 11:50 am, Will in New Haven


wrote:
On May 31, 4:00 am, "Storrmmee"
wrote:


so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz
gonna get inna
kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina
pazt kuple of
dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a
twibuted of a whole
slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz
eatin sum
jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube
beclawz she wuz readin
anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... den MH taxed
hersef da ofur haf fur
da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa
rasberry wine but she
only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away...


afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut
du u ofur kitteez
tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester


I try to insPEK all da fudz dat da hoomins eet butted dey
don' wike it
wen I getted too clos beclaws dey seigh I sneez on da fudz.
Well, I
dew but den dey frow it outted an gnot giff it to me. Sew
waistful.


Butted, dey dew giff me an Missy (WooToo don' wike hoomin
fudz) sum ob
dere fudz if wee don' crowd dem. Dey hab gibben us stake,
rost beest,
lizurd, chikum, meelworms, cheez and even a widdl bit ob
lobister.
YUM. But dey giff MOR to da doggies and gib dem let us an
begetables
dat no one shood eet.


Ob kors, wen sumwun brings a bole ob sereal to da table it
is MINE. An
I fite dem for itted. Not fair dat dey is sew BIG.


--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, for her Hous


Sounz wike dose meelwurms is sumfin yoo cud let da d*gs have.
Yucky
stuf. An dat wud sho da d*gs how chennerus yoo can bee.


Meowy, hurkin' wile finkin' ob eetin dem


I first foun out about meelwurms wen Uncl Bill feeded dem to
Buddy
Macaw. Gno wun heer thot they wood be gudgud bak DEN eether.
Naow I
neffer getted enny an I MISS dem. Dey is wiggly and delishus at
da sam
tim.


--
Missy, da PRITTY gormay- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Fangyu fur dat infurmayshun. Missy... uhh, is yoorsefl a kittee
ora
burd?
Meowy, juts inqwiring fur gno speshul reezun


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I fink I muts hab offurnded somwun, sumwun wif a NOSE.
I sew sorry, Missy, da pritty........wif a nose.
MeOwy, hoo awso has a nose (yoo paawbly a kittee, den) *nosepoink*


Oh, I mad a nerror. I am SUNRISE, da PRITTY wun.
No. Uncle BILL mad a nerror. He putted da rong NAM on mine pos.
glares at Uncl Bill
Ob KORSE, I am a kitty. Butted I gotta go beet up Uncl Bill


--
Sunrise, dat is SUNRISE, da PRITTY wun- Hide quoted text -


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I TAUght yoo wuz da pritty wun, sew ai gotted a widl confoosed.
Ai am shur Missy furry pritty tew. Effen if she notted a kittee.
Meowy, poink ob kwarifurcashun


Oh, Missy is a kitty butted shee don' fink wee shood eet meelwurmses.
WooToo sez i gotsa forgiff Uncl Bill because da ladee in BirJINya done
broked his hart. If he wuz payin attenshun too his dooties as ar
sekretaree, he woont eben GNO dat ladee in BirJINya. Stoopid hoomins.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun


  #35  
Old June 2nd 11, 10:58 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Rebecca[_2_]
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Default food taxes and twibutes

Souven eerz iz a fud dellycacy. It iz wun uv Fluffykitz's speshulteez.

Rebecca

"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Hey Pitô.ônya wat iz Souvin Eerz?? ai dunt gnow Dew yew gnow wat dem iz
MeOwy? ai m finkin sum kinda korn? *shrugs* Mosey

Du hominz effurr mayke BBQ Souvin Eerz?

--
Pitô.ônya

trudi eatsa butterz... anna we all eatz chickum anna we wuld all eatsa
milk but soft sayz no beclawz some of uses hurke itsef rite bak up...
today some uses taxed da roazt beazt. chester da ingester
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"

so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get
inna kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt
kuple of dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a
twibuted of a whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later
she wuz eatin sum jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube
beclawz she wuz readin anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... den MH
taxed hersef da ofur haf fur da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax hersef sum
slurpz offa rasberry wine but she only getted one slurp befur da soft
tukitsef away...

afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur
kitteez tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester


I tax creemee chese effin da soy kynd, an budda-onna-finfur iz sooo gud!
Da olne turkee I eetz iz da 'spensiff launch kind frum Cossko. I hab
bin nown tu dwink frum uh waddur urr miwlk glazz if it iz nize an fool.

An I enZIZTon fife pownzeez at bedtyme, DEN I let da litez be toind owt.
--
Pitô.ônya






  #36  
Old June 2nd 11, 11:01 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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kornz izunt bad, anna oej eatz doze peaz whenna soft eatz dem, dat izunt
berre ofin beclawz dey upsetda furree when he lukz at dem... chester
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
On May 31, 9:00 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna
kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of
dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole
slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum
jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz
readin
anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf
fur
da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but
she
only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away...

afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur
kitteez
tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester


Me wuffs sweetycorn.....but hasta steel it by 'takkin....Jack wikes
peez, but hasta steel by 'takkin....Sukie not wuffin enny vegtabulz n
finks nuffin ower Meomie n Paw eetz is wurf 'takkin dem fur. Onna
offur paw she' takks Moeomie effun wen Meomie is gettin pots owta
cubburd (cos dats ware da Katzinis is hidden) She wikes dem.

Harry Gordon


  #37  
Old June 3rd 11, 03:21 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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O hai Rebecca, cud yew pweeze dezscribe da Souvin Eerz tew usses den? dey
muz beh gud, huh? . Mosey n MeOwy [wantin tew twy dem]


Souven eerz iz a fud dellycacy. It iz wun uv Fluffykitz's speshulteez.


Rebecca

"Mosey =^..^="
Hey Pitô.ônya wat iz Souvin Eerz?? ai dunt gnow Dew yew gnow wat dem iz
MeOwy? ai m finkin sum kinda korn? *shrugs* Mosey

Du hominz effurr mayke BBQ Souvin Eerz?

--
Pitô.ônya

trudi eatsa butterz... anna we all eatz chickum anna we wuld all eatsa
milk but soft sayz no beclawz some of uses hurke itsef rite bak up...
today some uses taxed da roazt beazt. chester da ingester
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"

so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get
inna kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt
kuple of dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a
twibuted of a whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later
she wuz eatin sum jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube
beclawz she wuz readin anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... den MH
taxed hersef da ofur haf fur da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax hersef sum
slurpz offa rasberry wine but she only getted one slurp befur da soft
tukitsef away...

afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur
kitteez tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester


I tax creemee chese effin da soy kynd, an budda-onna-finfur iz sooo gud!
Da olne turkee I eetz iz da 'spensiff launch kind frum Cossko. I hab
bin nown tu dwink frum uh waddur urr miwlk glazz if it iz nize an fool.

An I enZIZTon fife pownzeez at bedtyme, DEN I let da litez be toind owt.
--
Pitô.ônya





  #38  
Old June 3rd 11, 03:32 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Wen we had owr hoam, bak in 2002, b 4 Pa losted hiz job, n ai wuz jest uh
teeny bittie, Ma n Pa growed korn n uther vegiez, , n we had lotz uff BBQz
n
had uh kitty named Moxie (RB) hoo
wud eet korn on da cob rite down to da husk..da hoominz wood put sum
margerine onnit n let et kool off n den kest frow et on da grass fur her.
Hur wuz uh funnee kitty ...Mosey

kornz izunt bad, anna oej eatz doze peaz whenna soft eatz dem, dat izunt
berre ofin beclawz dey upsetda furree when he lukz at dem... chester


so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna
kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of
dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole
slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum
jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz
readin
anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf
fur
da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but
she
only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away...

afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur
kitteez
tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester


Me wuffs sweetycorn.....but hasta steel it by 'takkin....Jack wikes
peez, but hasta steel by 'takkin....Sukie not wuffin enny vegtabulz n
finks nuffin ower Meomie n Paw eetz is wurf 'takkin dem fur. Onna
offur paw she' takks Moeomie effun wen Meomie is gettin pots owta
cubburd (cos dats ware da Katzinis is hidden) She wikes dem.

Harry Gordon

  #39  
Old June 3rd 11, 03:57 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Rebecca[_2_]
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Well, we findz da finest souvenz an purrparez dere eerz in difurent wayz. I
fingk wun uv da most populer iz barbekyood souven eerz, but souven eerz in
nip sawse iz gud, too.

Rebecca

"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
O hai Rebecca, cud yew pweeze dezscribe da Souvin Eerz tew usses den? dey
muz beh gud, huh? . Mosey n MeOwy [wantin tew twy dem]


Souven eerz iz a fud dellycacy. It iz wun uv Fluffykitz's speshulteez.


Rebecca

"Mosey =^..^="
Hey Pitô.ônya wat iz Souvin Eerz?? ai dunt gnow Dew yew gnow wat dem iz
MeOwy? ai m finkin sum kinda korn? *shrugs* Mosey

Du hominz effurr mayke BBQ Souvin Eerz?

--
Pitô.ônya

trudi eatsa butterz... anna we all eatz chickum anna we wuld all eatsa
milk but soft sayz no beclawz some of uses hurke itsef rite bak up...
today some uses taxed da roazt beazt. chester da ingester
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"

so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get
inna kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt
kuple of dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a
twibuted of a whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later
she wuz eatin sum jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa
kube beclawz she wuz readin anna notted payin attenshunz to uses...
den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax
hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she only getted one slurp
befur da soft tukitsef away...

afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur
kitteez tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester


I tax creemee chese effin da soy kynd, an budda-onna-finfur iz sooo
gud! Da olne turkee I eetz iz da 'spensiff launch kind frum Cossko. I
hab bin nown tu dwink frum uh waddur urr miwlk glazz if it iz nize an
fool.

An I enZIZTon fife pownzeez at bedtyme, DEN I let da litez be toind
owt.
--
Pitô.ônya






  #40  
Old June 3rd 11, 05:05 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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No souvin iz hoit in da purrzess.
Day grow gnu eerz...(not da eerz of a gnu.)
Lung lung uhgo, rpcc kitteez wentid on a souvin ear hunt.
Meowmee mite hab da story.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Rebecca" wrote in message
...
Well, we findz da finest souvenz an purrparez dere eerz in difurent
wayz. I fingk wun uv da most populer iz barbekyood souven eerz, but
souven eerz in nip sawse iz gud, too.

Rebecca

"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
O hai Rebecca, cud yew pweeze dezscribe da Souvin Eerz tew usses den?
dey muz beh gud, huh? . Mosey n MeOwy [wantin tew twy dem]


Souven eerz iz a fud dellycacy. It iz wun uv Fluffykitz's
speshulteez.


Rebecca

"Mosey =^..^="
Hey Pitô.ônya wat iz Souvin Eerz?? ai dunt gnow Dew yew gnow wat
dem iz MeOwy? ai m finkin sum kinda korn? *shrugs* Mosey

Du hominz effurr mayke BBQ Souvin Eerz?
--
Pitô.ônya

trudi eatsa butterz... anna we all eatz chickum anna we wuld all
eatsa milk but soft sayz no beclawz some of uses hurke itsef rite
bak up... today some uses taxed da roazt beazt. chester da
ingester
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"

so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna
get inna kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz
ina pazt kuple of dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i
getted a twibuted of a whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin
hersef. later she wuz eatin sum jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i
taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin anna notted payin
attenshunz to uses... den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur da same
rezun... OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but
she only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away...

afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u
ofur kitteez tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester


I tax creemee chese effin da soy kynd, an budda-onna-finfur iz
sooo gud! Da olne turkee I eetz iz da 'spensiff launch kind frum
Cossko. I hab bin nown tu dwink frum uh waddur urr miwlk glazz if
it iz nize an fool.

An I enZIZTon fife pownzeez at bedtyme, DEN I let da litez be
toind owt.
--
Pitô.ônya








 




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