Miaou, Mlle. Rebecca!

Miaou!

How eez eet zat yoo are een jayl?

[slim brown cat jumps in teleporter with a few
packages, and materializes at the TED's]

Zoo, mine sweet! [smooch] How eez yourownself?
Heer, I broght yoo sum sooshi and a nice bottle ov
sum light ale. And a liddle framboise tart for zee
dessert.

Purrhaps we can 'port ober to Furrance afer yoo
haff eeten... What do you fink?

--
Musically Yours,

Hercule Lenoir

Hercule! Fangu so much fur kummin! Yes, pleez letz go to Furrance, it will
be much betterer dan heer.

Sundance (can we share deze fudz wif hisself?) an me iz in jale kuz I didnt
like da noizymonstermasheenz dat iz runnin at home. I stayed hidin behine da
kowch an wudnt kum owt to eet or ennyfing. Meowmie kamed to vizzit ussez
tuday, an she sed dere iz gonna be more noizy stuf goin on an lotsa stranj
hoominz arown. It awl has sumfing to do wif da rane dat happinned in da
howse. She knowz we iznt happee in jayl, but she fingkz it wud be wurser at
home rite now.

Itz too bad hoominz duznt haz da time-travvel teknolojee dat we kitteez haz,
kuz Meowmie kud juss travvel bak in time befur da washinmasheen kawzed da
indorz-rane, and make it not happin. But sintz dey iz so bakwurd, we kitteez
haz to put up wif dis kind uv fing.

Wud yoo paw me wun uv doze shrimpee sooshiez?

Rebecca

"Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message
.. .
Miaou!

How eez eet zat yoo are een jayl?

[slim brown cat jumps in teleporter with a few
packages, and materializes at the TED's]

Zoo, mine sweet! [smooch] How eez yourownself?
Heer, I broght yoo sum sooshi and a nice bottle ov
sum light ale. And a liddle framboise tart for zee
dessert.

Purrhaps we can 'port ober to Furrance afer yoo
haff eeten... What do you fink?

--
Musically Yours,

Hercule Lenoir

On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:28:27 -0800, Rebecca's
nimble, little paws typed:

Hercule! Fangu so much fur kummin! Yes, pleez letz go to Furrance, it will
be much betterer dan heer.

Sundance (can we share deze fudz wif hisself?) an me iz in jale kuz I didnt
like da noizymonstermasheenz dat iz runnin at home. I stayed hidin behine da
kowch an wudnt kum owt to eet or ennyfing. Meowmie kamed to vizzit ussez
tuday, an she sed dere iz gonna be more noizy stuf goin on an lotsa stranj
hoominz arown. It awl has sumfing to do wif da rane dat happinned in da
howse. She knowz we iznt happee in jayl, but she fingkz it wud be wurser at
home rite now.

Itz too bad hoominz duznt haz da time-travvel teknolojee dat we kitteez haz,
kuz Meowmie kud juss travvel bak in time befur da washinmasheen kawzed da
indorz-rane, and make it not happin. But sintz dey iz so bakwurd, we kitteez
haz to put up wif dis kind uv fing.

Wud yoo paw me wun uv doze shrimpee sooshiez?

Rebecca

Ob cawze!

[Pawz over shrimp sooshi. He looks around and
sees Sundance, and ports him over to join them]

Do joyne usses M. Sundance - yoo must be
starffed, and zees sowns like mutsh too mutsh
coomotion at your howze, so pleeze, boof ob yoo,
joyne me in Furrance until fings settle down!

Yes, hoomanz eez bakward, buttid we must put up
wif dem, and besides, I finks dat yur hooman
eezen't enjoyink zeese disruptionz!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

11/18/2009 10:04:33 PM