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Old February 21st 12, 06:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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so da soft waz onna ringy thingy sqwakin to da gramby, den da furee needed
sumfin, den soft getted up anna wented ta do whut iz wuz furee wanted, an
der it wuz mine chance, i haz been watching soft opin da new back door to da
owt, she had it klozed but, it wuzint locked... so while she waz goned i
opined it anna me anna mh wented inna owt, mh decided himz purfurz da in, so
him setted onna step liksa gentlemancat himz is anna wated fur furree ta let
hisef in... none of da gurlcats wanted to go inna owt, anna mine ownself waz
inna front, inna nayburz yard sniffin da kulvert der iza kulvert greeblin
uner der whut wudint come owt to get whipped by minesef, so whenna furree
called i camed up da drifeway, anna den himz shutted da big garage door, but
it wuz noizee so i leafed agin, akshulee i leafed da nosee garage door three
times, it haza kittee purtektour onit so efuri time i runned owt it opined
allway up agin... so finally furree klosed da big door anna opined da little
door, at which purnt i determned himz had had enuf x r zize so i camed into
da garage anna bak inna howze, it wuza gud day...

chester da abenshurer


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Old February 21st 12, 06:39 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Da Gramby Iz alwayz talkink bout a kardiobaskular work out, methinks Auntie
Soft anna Unkle Fury gotted wun todai. Chester u did so gudgud to help
demselbez. Piglett proud of her fren. Now I hafta go bak to bed.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

so da soft waz onna ringy thingy sqwakin to da gramby, den da furee needed
sumfin, den soft getted up anna wented ta do whut iz wuz furee wanted, an
der it wuz mine chance, i haz been watching soft opin da new back door to da
owt, she had it klozed but, it wuzint locked... so while she waz goned i
opined it anna me anna mh wented inna owt, mh decided himz purfurz da in, so
him setted onna step liksa gentlemancat himz is anna wated fur furree ta let
hisef in... none of da gurlcats wanted to go inna owt, anna mine ownself waz
inna front, inna nayburz yard sniffin da kulvert der iza kulvert greeblin
uner der whut wudint come owt to get whipped by minesef, so whenna furree
called i camed up da drifeway, anna den himz shutted da big garage door, but
it wuz noizee so i leafed agin, akshulee i leafed da nosee garage door three
times, it haza kittee purtektour onit so efuri time i runned owt it opined
allway up agin... so finally furree klosed da big door anna opined da little
door, at which purnt i determned himz had had enuf x r zize so i camed into
da garage anna bak inna howze, it wuza gud day...

chester da abenshurer

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Old February 21st 12, 08:58 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
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Gud wurk Chester. yeUP. Waffs
Haihai Piglett, hao r yew?
Owr meomie iz alwayz emayling tew da soft ubaowt lotz uf fingz.
Meomie n da soft hab boff toked jest uh cuple uf tymes on da fone fingy.
Mosey fur hiz home..awf tew bed nao.


Da Gramby Iz alwayz talkink bout a kardiobaskular work out, methinks Auntie
Soft anna Unkle Fury gotted wun todai. Chester u did so gudgud to help
demselbez. Piglett proud of her fren. Now I hafta go bak to bed.




so da soft waz onna ringy thingy sqwakin to da gramby, den da furee needed
sumfin, den soft getted up anna wented ta do whut iz wuz furee wanted, an
der it wuz mine chance, i haz been watching soft opin da new back door to da
owt, she had it klozed but, it wuzint locked... so while she waz goned i
opined it anna me anna mh wented inna owt, mh decided himz purfurz da in, so
him setted onna step liksa gentlemancat himz is anna wated fur furree ta let
hisef in... none of da gurlcats wanted to go inna owt, anna mine ownself waz
inna front, inna nayburz yard sniffin da kulvert der iza kulvert greeblin
uner der whut wudint come owt to get whipped by minesef, so whenna furree
called i camed up da drifeway, anna den himz shutted da big garage door, but
it wuz noizee so i leafed agin, akshulee i leafed da nosee garage door three
times, it haza kittee purtektour onit so efuri time i runned owt it opined
allway up agin... so finally furree klosed da big door anna opined da little
door, at which purnt i determned himz had had enuf x r zize so i camed into
da garage anna bak inna howze, it wuza gud day...

chester da abenshurer

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Old February 21st 12, 04:40 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Ize duz dat wif da bak door iffin dey furgits tu kloze da flappy door.
Itz fun tu make da hoominz git a wurkout. Yu dun a gud gud job chester.

Booker

On 2/20/2012 9:24 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
so da soft waz onna ringy thingy sqwakin to da gramby, den da furee needed
sumfin, den soft getted up anna wented ta do whut iz wuz furee wanted, an
der it wuz mine chance, i haz been watching soft opin da new back door to da
owt, she had it klozed but, it wuzint locked... so while she waz goned i
opined it anna me anna mh wented inna owt, mh decided himz purfurz da in, so
him setted onna step liksa gentlemancat himz is anna wated fur furree ta let
hisef in... none of da gurlcats wanted to go inna owt, anna mine ownself waz
inna front, inna nayburz yard sniffin da kulvert der iza kulvert greeblin
uner der whut wudint come owt to get whipped by minesef, so whenna furree
called i camed up da drifeway, anna den himz shutted da big garage door, but
it wuz noizee so i leafed agin, akshulee i leafed da nosee garage door three
times, it haza kittee purtektour onit so efuri time i runned owt it opined
allway up agin... so finally furree klosed da big door anna opined da little
door, at which purnt i determned himz had had enuf x r zize so i camed into
da garage anna bak inna howze, it wuza gud day...

chester da abenshurer


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Old February 22nd 12, 07:40 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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fangz i figurez itz in mine bezt innerzt ta hep demsefz x r zize, chester,
hi fifin hizown furnd
"Booker" wrote in message
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Ize duz dat wif da bak door iffin dey furgits tu kloze da flappy door. Itz
fun tu make da hoominz git a wurkout. Yu dun a gud gud job chester.

Booker

On 2/20/2012 9:24 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
so da soft waz onna ringy thingy sqwakin to da gramby, den da furee
needed
sumfin, den soft getted up anna wented ta do whut iz wuz furee wanted, an
der it wuz mine chance, i haz been watching soft opin da new back door to
da
owt, she had it klozed but, it wuzint locked... so while she waz goned i
opined it anna me anna mh wented inna owt, mh decided himz purfurz da in,
so
him setted onna step liksa gentlemancat himz is anna wated fur furree ta
let
hisef in... none of da gurlcats wanted to go inna owt, anna mine ownself
waz
inna front, inna nayburz yard sniffin da kulvert der iza kulvert greeblin
uner der whut wudint come owt to get whipped by minesef, so whenna furree
called i camed up da drifeway, anna den himz shutted da big garage door,
but
it wuz noizee so i leafed agin, akshulee i leafed da nosee garage door
three
times, it haza kittee purtektour onit so efuri time i runned owt it
opined
allway up agin... so finally furree klosed da big door anna opined da
little
door, at which purnt i determned himz had had enuf x r zize so i camed
into
da garage anna bak inna howze, it wuza gud day...

chester da abenshurer




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Old February 22nd 12, 08:37 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat[_2_]
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On Feb 21, 5:24*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
so da soft waz onna ringy thingy sqwakin to da gramby, den da furee needed
sumfin, den soft getted up anna wented ta do whut iz wuz furee wanted, an
der it wuz mine chance, i haz been watching soft opin da new back door to da
owt, she had it klozed but, it wuzint locked... so while she waz goned i
opined it anna me anna mh wented inna owt, mh decided himz purfurz da in, so
him setted onna step liksa gentlemancat himz is anna wated fur furree ta let
hisef in... none of da gurlcats wanted to go inna owt, anna mine ownself waz
inna front, inna nayburz yard sniffin da kulvert der iza kulvert greeblin
uner der whut wudint come owt to get whipped by minesef, so whenna furree
called i camed up da drifeway, anna den himz shutted da big garage door, but
it wuz noizee so i leafed agin, akshulee i leafed da nosee garage door three
times, it haza kittee purtektour onit so efuri time i runned owt it opined
allway up agin... so finally furree klosed da big door anna opined da little
door, at which purnt i determned himz had had enuf x r zize so i camed into
da garage anna bak inna howze, it wuza gud day...

chester da abenshurer


Dat wuz citin Chester! Ise gwad yu neffur furgot to exercise yure
hoomin...dat's furry himpurrtant!

Harry Gordon
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Old February 23rd 12, 06:07 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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yez ofurwize dey getz efin lazeer anna hoominz iz beree lazzee by der
nashure, chester
"rafflescat" wrote in message
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On Feb 21, 5:24 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
so da soft waz onna ringy thingy sqwakin to da gramby, den da furee needed
sumfin, den soft getted up anna wented ta do whut iz wuz furee wanted, an
der it wuz mine chance, i haz been watching soft opin da new back door to
da
owt, she had it klozed but, it wuzint locked... so while she waz goned i
opined it anna me anna mh wented inna owt, mh decided himz purfurz da in,
so
him setted onna step liksa gentlemancat himz is anna wated fur furree ta
let
hisef in... none of da gurlcats wanted to go inna owt, anna mine ownself
waz
inna front, inna nayburz yard sniffin da kulvert der iza kulvert greeblin
uner der whut wudint come owt to get whipped by minesef, so whenna furree
called i camed up da drifeway, anna den himz shutted da big garage door,
but
it wuz noizee so i leafed agin, akshulee i leafed da nosee garage door
three
times, it haza kittee purtektour onit so efuri time i runned owt it opined
allway up agin... so finally furree klosed da big door anna opined da
little
door, at which purnt i determned himz had had enuf x r zize so i camed
into
da garage anna bak inna howze, it wuza gud day...

chester da abenshurer


Dat wuz citin Chester! Ise gwad yu neffur furgot to exercise yure
hoomin...dat's furry himpurrtant!

Harry Gordon


 




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