duz you guyz wantsa see!!!

Did yu smell ennything innerestin?
Moe, coorius bout wot other side of werld owt sownds like

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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diz mornin soft letted minesef sit on herown lap atta bak door anna sniff
da
owt, Chester
meeee wrote in message
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Its reeeli fun tu wotch tha burds thru tha skreen tu
Moe
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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softy sayed her kan alrdi see a diffurince inna fud rum bein warmer, i
izunt
toucin it muc yet butted i iz sniffinit. Chester
meeee wrote in message
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Wow chester that is furry furry exxxitin, an sownds furry warm tu. I
hop
yu
is kristenin it wif lotsa cheek rubbin.
Garfeeld

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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owr howze iz purti kule kuz it haz bigbig winnerz wif one of dem
hafin
a
cat
tre rite inna middle, da ofur big winner haza hooman buffett in
furnt
ofit
so dat we kan sit onit anna luk owt, alla winnerz inna bedrum haz a
nice
legde anna dey opin sidewayz so dey willz nefur fall onuses, butted
furri
wented inna owt anna taked soft, dey wuz gone fur a long log time,
den
da
nezt day we wuz shut inna bedrum fur a longlong time, now we iz usta
bein
in
der fur awhile atta time butted NOT diz long, anna der wuz lowd
noizez
anna
furri made lowd wurdz anna dey sownded kinda rud*smak, furri iz
nefur
rud,
furri iz purrfektstormmee*

aniway when we wuz finialli letted in da rezt of da howze it wuz
DIFFURNT!!!
der wuz a new dorr where da owlde one had been wif da kurtan dat OEJ
liketa
klimb der iza new door wif NO kurtain anna blindz init anna it iz
all
opin
anna stuffz anna da skreen lukz like it wurkz anna da heat vint iz
all
avalable*dat is mine bub, Tiger* anna it smellz a little funny but i
thinkz
i likez it and OEJ sayed she izunt tootoo sad bowt dat curtain kuz
soft
lukz
so pleazed dat itsef iz gone, I thinkz i likez it alzo,

Chester the ingester, reportin on home impurvimintz