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Feline Apologies
By popular demand! Carried over from the "OBSCENE badness at the
kennel" thread Dear VET: Thank you for making me feel better when I was sick. Please let me know when you're sick, so I can shove cold objects into your unmentionable orifices. Love, Kumani Dear Lady Who Called Animal Control To Come Kill Me: I'm sorry that your family hasta live with someone hateful like you. But I'm not sorry you failed at gettin' animal control to come kill me. Mom smuggled me off base. Mom rocks and you suck. I gots a new home now with a couch and lots of food. AND Dad lets me have sandwiches. Ha ha! You stink. Love Smokey Dear Company: Mom and MomDad say I hafta apologize so here goes: I'm sorry I ever met you. Hatefully yours, Tyche Dear United Nations: I am writing to express my regret at your unfortunate decision to confiscate my Genesis Device. I am quite sorry this altercation occurred. But not as sorry as you're going to be. Most sincerely yours, Nocturne --Fil |
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"Enfilade" wrote in message
om... By popular demand! Carried over from the "OBSCENE badness at the kennel" thread Dear VET: Thank you for making me feel better when I was sick. Please let me know when you're sick, so I can shove cold objects into your unmentionable orifices. Love, Kumani Dear Lady Who Called Animal Control To Come Kill Me: I'm sorry that your family hasta live with someone hateful like you. But I'm not sorry you failed at gettin' animal control to come kill me. Mom smuggled me off base. Mom rocks and you suck. I gots a new home now with a couch and lots of food. AND Dad lets me have sandwiches. Ha ha! You stink. Love Smokey Dear Company: Mom and MomDad say I hafta apologize so here goes: I'm sorry I ever met you. Hatefully yours, Tyche Dear United Nations: I am writing to express my regret at your unfortunate decision to confiscate my Genesis Device. I am quite sorry this altercation occurred. But not as sorry as you're going to be. Most sincerely yours, Nocturne ROFL! I love it! Yowie --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.799 / Virus Database: 543 - Release Date: 19/11/04 |
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That's great! Your cats must be very intelligent.
Katz |
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"Enfilade" wrote in message om... By popular demand! Carried over from the "OBSCENE badness at the kennel" thread Dear VET: Thank you for making me feel better when I was sick. Please let me know when you're sick, so I can shove cold objects into your unmentionable orifices. Love, Kumani Dear Lady Who Called Animal Control To Come Kill Me: I'm sorry that your family hasta live with someone hateful like you. But I'm not sorry you failed at gettin' animal control to come kill me. Mom smuggled me off base. Mom rocks and you suck. I gots a new home now with a couch and lots of food. AND Dad lets me have sandwiches. Ha ha! You stink. Love Smokey Dear Company: Mom and MomDad say I hafta apologize so here goes: I'm sorry I ever met you. Hatefully yours, Tyche Dear United Nations: I am writing to express my regret at your unfortunate decision to confiscate my Genesis Device. I am quite sorry this altercation occurred. But not as sorry as you're going to be. Most sincerely yours, Nocturne --Fil You are so imaginitive I'm sure you could earn some money writing articles or books about this and the other stories you write here.. Have you ever tried sending a sample to a publisher? I loved this, and I'm sure even people who don't have cats would smile at it. My USA friend Bob started out like this, amusing a ng with his stories. His first book - in hardback - went into a 2nd edition, it just came out in paperback in November and the ppb has sold 15,000 copies up to now. And no, he isn't brave and brash, he's nervous and sensitive. If he can do it, you can. You definitely have the talent, Fil. Tweed |
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ROFL~
"Enfilade" wrote in message om... By popular demand! Carried over from the "OBSCENE badness at the kennel" thread Dear VET: Thank you for making me feel better when I was sick. Please let me know when you're sick, so I can shove cold objects into your unmentionable orifices. Love, Kumani Dear Lady Who Called Animal Control To Come Kill Me: I'm sorry that your family hasta live with someone hateful like you. But I'm not sorry you failed at gettin' animal control to come kill me. Mom smuggled me off base. Mom rocks and you suck. I gots a new home now with a couch and lots of food. AND Dad lets me have sandwiches. Ha ha! You stink. Love Smokey Dear Company: Mom and MomDad say I hafta apologize so here goes: I'm sorry I ever met you. Hatefully yours, Tyche Dear United Nations: I am writing to express my regret at your unfortunate decision to confiscate my Genesis Device. I am quite sorry this altercation occurred. But not as sorry as you're going to be. Most sincerely yours, Nocturne --Fil |
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