Tribyoot to Cleo an Sheba, sisfur cats

I likez ani kindof fishiez letz get sum of efurithin anna tazte it all,
OEJ,... who sees the purrfekt kushin rite by the buffett
ShortTail Tom wrote in message
...
Stormmee wrote:
thank yourownsef, wuuldja likta get somfin furm da buffett? OEJ

I'z would be delighted to! What would youz like? It luks like dere's all
kindz of yummy fudz on da buffet.

STTom

hissef iz veri kreatif, butted soft mezzed it all up by puttin enzyme
kleaner onit, Tiger, hisspittin to da kleaner
meeee wrote in message
...
wow that wud shure stink up efferyfing gud!!
Tahzha impressed!
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
TV iz doin hizown purt he peed onna heat vint, Tiger
meeee wrote in message
...
I tellya whatyadu. Hurk onna efferyfing
Tahzha, hoo has been hurkin onna efferyfing for tha larst two weeks an
luks
lyke beetin all utha rekords inna howse fur a long tyme.

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
hermph, hoomanz whatdayadu, gotta lofem doh, Tiger
meeee wrote in message
...
trooo. mine neffa getz enuff fudz. she ses i is fat, so shee is
roood
as
well as layzee
jasmine
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I juz wish der memori hadda better workin sometimez, i duzint
unnerstand
why I hasta remind hersef ta refill da fud bowl befure itz empti,
Tiger,
hater of the bottom of the bowl
meeee wrote in message
news Fangyu Tiger. That iz troo; hoomins must hav furry long memoreez.
still,
it
is nise to know that oneself will not be forgotten.
Jasmine, musing
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
yourmom wrote a wonnerful tribute anna you delifured it
bootifuly,
Tiger
fur
hiz howze remfurin dat soft told furri da ofur day not many
dayz
goez
by
dat
herself duzint think abowt efuri cat her haz lofed
meeee wrote in message
...
Jasmine walks up to the podium, and looks uncertainly around
before
beginning.

I neva knew mine predecessas, howeva meowmie asked iffn I mite
reed
wot
she
rote abowt them, becos they wer so speshul to her as her furst
cats.

Meowmie allays wonted a cat when she wazs yunger, but hur
peerants
didn't
want kats to eet tha burds anna lizards anna possums so she
cuddnt
hav
wun.
When she was outta home, she neva livved ennywere she cud hava
cat.
Then
she
met Paw, an they got marreeed an started a fambly. An meowmie
rememfurred
hur dreeem uf haffin a cat, an knew that liddle hoomins shud
be
brot
up
wif
aminals so they lerns tu be gentle an kind, an how tu luk afta
aminals.
So
her sisfurr-in-law had an elegant tortie hoo had kittens, and
paw
sed
she
cud hav wun uf them. Awl the uther kittens had homes tu go tu,
but
the
smallest kitten lukked a bit funny so nowun wonted hur. She
had
bitza
tortie
an bitza black fur an bitza all different culurs. her fayce
was
wite
an
black, an wun frunt leg was black an wun frunt leg was orinj,
an
the
rest
uf
hur was tortie. her front halk had short fur, an her hed an
tail
an
back
legs was awl flufy so she lukked like she was mayde uf tha
leftovas
uf
several utha cats. But meowmie luvved hur an tuk her home, an
called
her
cleo an she an meowmie were best furends. She used tu play wif
tha
baybeez
an let them carry hur all arownd tha howse like a doll, wifout
complaynin,
an go for walks wif meowmie tu mayke sure enny rabbits dint
get
hur.
She
was
also extra speshul cos she was born on tha sayme day at tha
sayme
tyme
as
meowmie's hoomin child. The secund cat was Sheba, a large
black
fluffy
cat
hoo was born frum a stray cat that turned up in meowmie's
sister-in-furr's
laundry an had kittens. She had wun wite sisfurr hoo dyed,
meowmie
was
gonna
adopt them bof but the wite wun died so shejust got sheba.
Becos
shebas
mum
was feral an wuddnt let ennywun tuch that kittens, sheba was
allays
a
bit
wild, an didnt like to stay inside much, an wud only let
meowmie
pat
hur.
Meowmie's howse was furry owld an wun day cleo got owt thru
tha
roofhole
an
got runned ova. meowmie still leeks abowt it. then paw had to
go
overseas
for a few weeks an meowmie had to stay wif hur mum cos their
howse
was
a
long way from anywun an she had no car an small baybeez but
hur
mum
drove
hur owt evvery day to see sheba., wun day sheba wassnt there,
an
meowmie
lukked evverywhere but didnt find hur, an hoped she was ok,
but
she
nevva
came bak. Afta that meowmie was tutu sad to get enny more cats
becose
she
missed her cats, an wun day a yeer anna half layter I came to
their
howse
an
paw tuk me in. It tuk me a while to talk meowmie rownd to
lettin
me
stay,
but I did, an now she has lotsa cats. But she still rememfurs
these
two
cos
they were furry speshul as hur furst evva cats.
Sorry this is furry long.
Heer is a pikshur uf cleo as a kitten
http://www.pacificatscairns.blogspot.com/

I kan stil bite wif one fang, juzt azk soft, OEJ
meeee wrote in message
...
ow well a wun toofed vampyre smile is betta than a borin ordinerry cat
smyle.
Tahzha, happy to hav an alli
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I usta haf dat kinda smile until da stupid ted taked one of mine fangz,
now
furri sayed mine smile is is silli, OEJ, kranki to dat ted
meeee wrote in message
...

"tension" wrote in message
oups.com...

meeee wrote:
I tellya whatyadu. Hurk onna efferyfing
Tahzha, hoo has been hurkin onna efferyfing for tha larst two weeks
an
luks
lyke beetin all utha rekords inna howse fur a long tyme.

HAHAHAHA....erk, oops....dunt want mineown hyoomaan 2
here dat....hahahahahahahahaha.

Weez lykes 2 hurk inna rewengee (well, datz how mineown
hyoomaan sez itt)....U no.....rewengee izz a dish
best sirvd cold.

And hurkd!

--luthien


An fullov hair an slimy stuff.
Tahzha, grinning evilly (she has a very evil grin, due to vampire
teeth)

i hatez that stuff....unduz all mi hard werk.
Coogar, contempshuslee
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
hissef iz veri kreatif, butted soft mezzed it all up by puttin enzyme
kleaner onit, Tiger, hisspittin to da kleaner
meeee wrote in message
...
wow that wud shure stink up efferyfing gud!!
Tahzha impressed!
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
TV iz doin hizown purt he peed onna heat vint, Tiger
meeee wrote in message
...
I tellya whatyadu. Hurk onna efferyfing
Tahzha, hoo has been hurkin onna efferyfing for tha larst two weeks an
luks
lyke beetin all utha rekords inna howse fur a long tyme.

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
hermph, hoomanz whatdayadu, gotta lofem doh, Tiger
meeee wrote in message
...
trooo. mine neffa getz enuff fudz. she ses i is fat, so shee is
roood
as
well as layzee
jasmine
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I juz wish der memori hadda better workin sometimez, i duzint
unnerstand
why I hasta remind hersef ta refill da fud bowl befure itz empti,
Tiger,
hater of the bottom of the bowl
meeee wrote in message
news Fangyu Tiger. That iz troo; hoomins must hav furry long
memoreez.
still,
it
is nise to know that oneself will not be forgotten.
Jasmine, musing
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
yourmom wrote a wonnerful tribute anna you delifured it
bootifuly,
Tiger
fur
hiz howze remfurin dat soft told furri da ofur day not many
dayz
goez
by
dat
herself duzint think abowt efuri cat her haz lofed
meeee wrote in message
...
Jasmine walks up to the podium, and looks uncertainly around
before
beginning.

I neva knew mine predecessas, howeva meowmie asked iffn I
mite
reed
wot
she
rote abowt them, becos they wer so speshul to her as her
furst
cats.

Meowmie allays wonted a cat when she wazs yunger, but hur
peerants
didn't
want kats to eet tha burds anna lizards anna possums so she
cuddnt
hav
wun.
When she was outta home, she neva livved ennywere she cud
hava
cat.
Then
she
met Paw, an they got marreeed an started a fambly. An meowmie
rememfurred
hur dreeem uf haffin a cat, an knew that liddle hoomins shud
be
brot
up
wif
aminals so they lerns tu be gentle an kind, an how tu luk
afta
aminals.
So
her sisfurr-in-law had an elegant tortie hoo had kittens, and
paw
sed
she
cud hav wun uf them. Awl the uther kittens had homes tu go
tu,
but
the
smallest kitten lukked a bit funny so nowun wonted hur. She
had
bitza
tortie
an bitza black fur an bitza all different culurs. her fayce
was
wite
an
black, an wun frunt leg was black an wun frunt leg was orinj,
an
the
rest
uf
hur was tortie. her front halk had short fur, an her hed an
tail
an
back
legs was awl flufy so she lukked like she was mayde uf tha
leftovas
uf
several utha cats. But meowmie luvved hur an tuk her home, an
called
her
cleo an she an meowmie were best furends. She used tu play
wif
tha
baybeez
an let them carry hur all arownd tha howse like a doll,
wifout
complaynin,
an go for walks wif meowmie tu mayke sure enny rabbits dint
get
hur.
She
was
also extra speshul cos she was born on tha sayme day at tha
sayme
tyme
as
meowmie's hoomin child. The secund cat was Sheba, a large
black
fluffy
cat
hoo was born frum a stray cat that turned up in meowmie's
sister-in-furr's
laundry an had kittens. She had wun wite sisfurr hoo dyed,
meowmie
was
gonna
adopt them bof but the wite wun died so shejust got sheba.
Becos
shebas
mum
was feral an wuddnt let ennywun tuch that kittens, sheba was
allays
a
bit
wild, an didnt like to stay inside much, an wud only let
meowmie
pat
hur.
Meowmie's howse was furry owld an wun day cleo got owt thru
tha
roofhole
an
got runned ova. meowmie still leeks abowt it. then paw had to
go
overseas
for a few weeks an meowmie had to stay wif hur mum cos their
howse
was
a
long way from anywun an she had no car an small baybeez but
hur
mum
drove
hur owt evvery day to see sheba., wun day sheba wassnt there,
an
meowmie
lukked evverywhere but didnt find hur, an hoped she was ok,
but
she
nevva
came bak. Afta that meowmie was tutu sad to get enny more
cats
becose
she
missed her cats, an wun day a yeer anna half layter I came to
their
howse
an
paw tuk me in. It tuk me a while to talk meowmie rownd to
lettin
me
stay,
but I did, an now she has lotsa cats. But she still rememfurs
these
two
cos
they were furry speshul as hur furst evva cats.
Sorry this is furry long.
Heer is a pikshur uf cleo as a kitten
http://www.pacificatscairns.blogspot.com/

hehhehehe just wen they think it woz sayfe tu cum bak inna howse.....
Tahzha, snickerin
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I kan stil bite wif one fang, juzt azk soft, OEJ
meeee wrote in message
...
ow well a wun toofed vampyre smile is betta than a borin ordinerry cat
smyle.
Tahzha, happy to hav an alli
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I usta haf dat kinda smile until da stupid ted taked one of mine fangz,
now
furri sayed mine smile is is silli, OEJ, kranki to dat ted
meeee wrote in message
...

"tension" wrote in message
oups.com...

meeee wrote:
I tellya whatyadu. Hurk onna efferyfing
Tahzha, hoo has been hurkin onna efferyfing for tha larst two weeks
an
luks
lyke beetin all utha rekords inna howse fur a long tyme.

HAHAHAHA....erk, oops....dunt want mineown hyoomaan 2
here dat....hahahahahahahahaha.

Weez lykes 2 hurk inna rewengee (well, datz how mineown
hyoomaan sez itt)....U no.....rewengee izz a dish
best sirvd cold.

And hurkd!

--luthien


An fullov hair an slimy stuff.
Tahzha, grinning evilly (she has a very evil grin, due to vampire
teeth)

datz ok we juz getted efin, one of uses anna we izunt tellin juzt hurked
inna kitchen, we waited until furry wentted into hiz offize den did it so
soft kant tell who dunit, Tiger*burp*
meeee wrote in message
...
i hatez that stuff....unduz all mi hard werk.
Coogar, contempshuslee
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
hissef iz veri kreatif, butted soft mezzed it all up by puttin enzyme
kleaner onit, Tiger, hisspittin to da kleaner
meeee wrote in message
...
wow that wud shure stink up efferyfing gud!!
Tahzha impressed!
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
TV iz doin hizown purt he peed onna heat vint, Tiger
meeee wrote in message
...
I tellya whatyadu. Hurk onna efferyfing
Tahzha, hoo has been hurkin onna efferyfing for tha larst two weeks
an
luks
lyke beetin all utha rekords inna howse fur a long tyme.

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
hermph, hoomanz whatdayadu, gotta lofem doh, Tiger
meeee wrote in message
...
trooo. mine neffa getz enuff fudz. she ses i is fat, so shee is
roood
as
well as layzee
jasmine
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I juz wish der memori hadda better workin sometimez, i duzint
unnerstand
why I hasta remind hersef ta refill da fud bowl befure itz
empti,
Tiger,
hater of the bottom of the bowl
meeee wrote in message
news Fangyu Tiger. That iz troo; hoomins must hav furry long
memoreez.
still,
it
is nise to know that oneself will not be forgotten.
Jasmine, musing
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
yourmom wrote a wonnerful tribute anna you delifured it
bootifuly,
Tiger
fur
hiz howze remfurin dat soft told furri da ofur day not many
dayz
goez
by
dat
herself duzint think abowt efuri cat her haz lofed
meeee wrote in
message
...
Jasmine walks up to the podium, and looks uncertainly
around
before
beginning.

I neva knew mine predecessas, howeva meowmie asked iffn I
mite
reed
wot
she
rote abowt them, becos they wer so speshul to her as her
furst
cats.

Meowmie allays wonted a cat when she wazs yunger, but hur
peerants
didn't
want kats to eet tha burds anna lizards anna possums so she
cuddnt
hav
wun.
When she was outta home, she neva livved ennywere she cud
hava
cat.
Then
she
met Paw, an they got marreeed an started a fambly. An
meowmie
rememfurred
hur dreeem uf haffin a cat, an knew that liddle hoomins
shud
be
brot
up
wif
aminals so they lerns tu be gentle an kind, an how tu luk
afta
aminals.
So
her sisfurr-in-law had an elegant tortie hoo had kittens,
and
paw
sed
she
cud hav wun uf them. Awl the uther kittens had homes tu go
tu,
but
the
smallest kitten lukked a bit funny so nowun wonted hur. She
had
bitza
tortie
an bitza black fur an bitza all different culurs. her fayce
was
wite
an
black, an wun frunt leg was black an wun frunt leg was
orinj,
an
the
rest
uf
hur was tortie. her front halk had short fur, an her hed an
tail
an
back
legs was awl flufy so she lukked like she was mayde uf tha
leftovas
uf
several utha cats. But meowmie luvved hur an tuk her home,
an
called
her
cleo an she an meowmie were best furends. She used tu play
wif
tha
baybeez
an let them carry hur all arownd tha howse like a doll,
wifout
complaynin,
an go for walks wif meowmie tu mayke sure enny rabbits dint
get
hur.
She
was
also extra speshul cos she was born on tha sayme day at tha
sayme
tyme
as
meowmie's hoomin child. The secund cat was Sheba, a large
black
fluffy
cat
hoo was born frum a stray cat that turned up in meowmie's
sister-in-furr's
laundry an had kittens. She had wun wite sisfurr hoo dyed,
meowmie
was
gonna
adopt them bof but the wite wun died so shejust got sheba.
Becos
shebas
mum
was feral an wuddnt let ennywun tuch that kittens, sheba
was
allays
a
bit
wild, an didnt like to stay inside much, an wud only let
meowmie
pat
hur.
Meowmie's howse was furry owld an wun day cleo got owt thru
tha
roofhole
an
got runned ova. meowmie still leeks abowt it. then paw had
to
go
overseas
for a few weeks an meowmie had to stay wif hur mum cos
their
howse
was
a
long way from anywun an she had no car an small baybeez but
hur
mum
drove
hur owt evvery day to see sheba., wun day sheba wassnt
there,
an
meowmie
lukked evverywhere but didnt find hur, an hoped she was ok,
but
she
nevva
came bak. Afta that meowmie was tutu sad to get enny more
cats
becose
she
missed her cats, an wun day a yeer anna half layter I came
to
their
howse
an
paw tuk me in. It tuk me a while to talk meowmie rownd to
lettin
me
stay,
but I did, an now she has lotsa cats. But she still
rememfurs
these
two
cos
they were furry speshul as hur furst evva cats.
Sorry this is furry long.
Heer is a pikshur uf cleo as a kitten
http://www.pacificatscairns.blogspot.com/

her wuuldnint haf fownd diz owt ifin hersef had notted tryda klip mine
bootiful klawz, i mean afur all da ted stealed teef den diz hooman who getz
clawz putted on haza nerfta try anna klip mine, OEJ, hrmph!!!
meeee wrote in message
...
hehhehehe just wen they think it woz sayfe tu cum bak inna howse.....
Tahzha, snickerin
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I kan stil bite wif one fang, juzt azk soft, OEJ
meeee wrote in message
...
ow well a wun toofed vampyre smile is betta than a borin ordinerry cat
smyle.
Tahzha, happy to hav an alli
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I usta haf dat kinda smile until da stupid ted taked one of mine
fangz,
now
furri sayed mine smile is is silli, OEJ, kranki to dat ted
meeee wrote in message
...

"tension" wrote in message
oups.com...

meeee wrote:
I tellya whatyadu. Hurk onna efferyfing
Tahzha, hoo has been hurkin onna efferyfing for tha larst two
weeks
an
luks
lyke beetin all utha rekords inna howse fur a long tyme.

HAHAHAHA....erk, oops....dunt want mineown hyoomaan 2
here dat....hahahahahahahahaha.

Weez lykes 2 hurk inna rewengee (well, datz how mineown
hyoomaan sez itt)....U no.....rewengee izz a dish
best sirvd cold.

And hurkd!

--luthien


An fullov hair an slimy stuff.
Tahzha, grinning evilly (she has a very evil grin, due to vampire
teeth)

Stormmee wrote:
her wuuldnint haf fownd diz owt ifin hersef had notted tryda klip mine
bootiful klawz, i mean afur all da ted stealed teef den diz hooman who getz
clawz putted on haza nerfta try anna klip mine, OEJ, hrmph!!!

Hmm.....scyooz mee OEJ, mineownself coodent hep ofurheering:
doo U tink mebbe dat yur hyoomaan izza tayking yur klawzies
anna gettingk dem putted onn herownseff??? Dat wood B most
owtrayjus! Mebbe U canna gett herown fang teeths wen shez
asleep anna putt dem inna yerownseff?

Anna den byte herownseff wit herown teeths!!
D-vyne justis, Ize sayin!

--luthien

I duzint think her iz doin diz kuz da onez hersef getz putted on smellz
funni anna me anna chester anna tiger trysta take dem off kuz we duzint lik
da way dey smell, butted i am thinkin i mite try anna steal hersefz teefz,
or maeb i mite get furriz, hisesfz sleepz inna jar,... OEJ, who haz been
starin atta furry teefz sinze dey kamed herta lif
tension wrote in message
ps.com...

Stormmee wrote:
her wuuldnint haf fownd diz owt ifin hersef had notted tryda klip mine
bootiful klawz, i mean afur all da ted stealed teef den diz hooman who
getz
clawz putted on haza nerfta try anna klip mine, OEJ, hrmph!!!

Hmm.....scyooz mee OEJ, mineownself coodent hep ofurheering:
doo U tink mebbe dat yur hyoomaan izza tayking yur klawzies
anna gettingk dem putted onn herownseff??? Dat wood B most
owtrayjus! Mebbe U canna gett herown fang teeths wen shez
asleep anna putt dem inna yerownseff?

Anna den byte herownseff wit herown teeths!!
D-vyne justis, Ize sayin!

--luthien

claw clippin shud be banned. hoo ar they to disagree wif us scratchin em??
Tahzha
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
her wuuldnint haf fownd diz owt ifin hersef had notted tryda klip mine
bootiful klawz, i mean afur all da ted stealed teef den diz hooman who
getz
clawz putted on haza nerfta try anna klip mine, OEJ, hrmph!!!
meeee wrote in message
...
hehhehehe just wen they think it woz sayfe tu cum bak inna howse.....
Tahzha, snickerin
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I kan stil bite wif one fang, juzt azk soft, OEJ
meeee wrote in message
...
ow well a wun toofed vampyre smile is betta than a borin ordinerry cat
smyle.
Tahzha, happy to hav an alli
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I usta haf dat kinda smile until da stupid ted taked one of mine
fangz,
now
furri sayed mine smile is is silli, OEJ, kranki to dat ted
meeee wrote in message
...

"tension" wrote in message
oups.com...

meeee wrote:
I tellya whatyadu. Hurk onna efferyfing
Tahzha, hoo has been hurkin onna efferyfing for tha larst two
weeks
an
luks
lyke beetin all utha rekords inna howse fur a long tyme.

HAHAHAHA....erk, oops....dunt want mineown hyoomaan 2
here dat....hahahahahahahahaha.

Weez lykes 2 hurk inna rewengee (well, datz how mineown
hyoomaan sez itt)....U no.....rewengee izz a dish
best sirvd cold.

And hurkd!

--luthien


An fullov hair an slimy stuff.
Tahzha, grinning evilly (she has a very evil grin, due to vampire
teeth)