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  #101  
Old October 19th 04, 03:50 PM
ChildFree23
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Posts: n/a
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My sisfur Kitty Schottland did that to The PawPaw the other
night. He was having a glass of milk and she just helped
herself to some when he wasn't looking.

Was the ronies and cheese good?

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney


"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I isa gettin kitten fud, anna furry gived me some 'roniz anna
cheez,*whispers* he didn't zactly give it ta me, I kinda juz
tooked it*Harri
ChildFree23 wrote in message
k.net...
Since you is a babycat, GranMeowmie would feed you kitten
food. It's not that bad, you know.

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney
Torbie In Residence


"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I furgotta ask what kinda fud is atta yourown houze, Hari
Miss Violette wrote in message
...
Hari looks up and is happy to have a new kitty friend,
iz i
goin home wif
you?? I hasta fina new place ta lif anna you lookz well
cared fur, Hari,
contemplatin hisown future
ChildFree23 wrote in message
k.net...
[The teleporter twinkles, winkles, and shines, and out
steps a
torbie and white striped girlkitty with greenish eyes.
She
goes over to Harry, sniffs him all over, licks his
forehead,
and whisker rubs him.]

Meow, Harry! I'm Lilith Kitten-Mahoney. Furry nice
to
meet
you. Oooh! You have amber eyes like my bruffer,
Capt.
Midnight!

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney
Torbie In Residence

--
childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net
"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
furry sayz dey isa kinda brown, not bigkitty colur
yet
butted notted bu
animore, I thinkz i likez kittyz ifin dey duzn't
hiss
me
like that bosscat
did when I seed hersef thru da door, Hari
ChildFree23 wrote in
message
ink.net...
Your eyes have changed? From kitten-blue? Oh!
You
are an
adorable little thing. Would you like to meet the
cats
that
own me?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
soft says notted much more dan six weeks, I has
some
teeth
anna mine eyes
are changed butted I still has needlekittenclaws,
Hari,
likin dis hooman
also
ChildFree23 wrote in
message
ink.net...
Oh! [picks up kitten and lets him cuddle under
chin]
You
are
a gorgeous little thing! How old are you?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette" wrote
in
message
...
I willz sitz unner yourown chin and PurrPurr
really
lowd
fur
yourownsef...
Furry waz takin outta litter anna emptin da
growl
monster
cause he was
gettin da lawndry room readi to makez the
majik
litterboxes
put togefur anna
on one of deze tripz he seed minself comin up
the
walk
to
deir howze. He
know I waz too little ta be onna myown anna he
didn't
seed
my momcat or any
littermatez so when i camed up to himself he
picked
mineself
up anna lowed
me to cuddle inna hiz facefurz anna now I iz
inna
in,
Hari,
wonnerin if diz
hooman willz like the bullseye on his side or
the
stripes
dat goez long wayz
instead of acroos hisself
ChildFree23 wrote in
message
ink.net...
Meow, Harry. My name is Meowmie Debby. I'm
the
human
that
belongs to Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight,
&
Lilith
Kitten-Mahoney. I teleported all the way
from
Florida
just
to
see you. [sits down on the floor] Do you
want
to
come
sit
in
my lap? How did Soft and Furry come to
acquire
you?

"Miss Violette"
wrote
in
message
...
*a small yellow mackerel tabby kitten opens
his
eyes*
I
telled them anna
telled then they finally gotted it, Mines
name
isa
Harry...
Who iz you? Duz
you haf fud? Harry
ChildFree23 wrote
in
message

ink.net...
Thank you, Miss Violette!
[scratchscratchscratchbehindtheears]

[Goes into kitty suite] Hello,
sweetheart!
What's
your
name?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette"
wrote in
message
...
Violette sniff friendly fingers, and
lets
this
hooman
scratch behind the
ears, ... You are welcome to come over,
look at
IT
and
I
would appreciate it
if you would TAKE IT with you, I will
scare
your
litter
mate
free of charge
next time she visits you if you take IT
Miss
Violette
ChildFree23
wrote
in
message

ink.net...
Soft and Furry came home from another
trip
and
Furry
cleaned
our boxes, he
decided it was time to put together
the
new
litter
maids
for
us. He vacuumed
the laundry room and was taking out
all
of
the
old
litter
and he came in MY
house with a little orange ball of
fur
and
installed
it
in
the kitty suite
and gave it MY food and MY travel
litter
box!!!
I
am
really
getting tired of
this, Miss Violette, wondering if
that
Bill
hooman
wants
another cat,
Violette glares around and stomps off
in
disgust

Um, hello Miss Violette. This is
Meowmie
Debby.
[extends
fingers to be examined]

Can I teleport over and see the
introoder
kitty?
































  #102  
Old October 19th 04, 03:50 PM
ChildFree23
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

My sisfur Kitty Schottland did that to The PawPaw the other
night. He was having a glass of milk and she just helped
herself to some when he wasn't looking.

Was the ronies and cheese good?

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney


"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I isa gettin kitten fud, anna furry gived me some 'roniz anna
cheez,*whispers* he didn't zactly give it ta me, I kinda juz
tooked it*Harri
ChildFree23 wrote in message
k.net...
Since you is a babycat, GranMeowmie would feed you kitten
food. It's not that bad, you know.

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney
Torbie In Residence


"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I furgotta ask what kinda fud is atta yourown houze, Hari
Miss Violette wrote in message
...
Hari looks up and is happy to have a new kitty friend,
iz i
goin home wif
you?? I hasta fina new place ta lif anna you lookz well
cared fur, Hari,
contemplatin hisown future
ChildFree23 wrote in message
k.net...
[The teleporter twinkles, winkles, and shines, and out
steps a
torbie and white striped girlkitty with greenish eyes.
She
goes over to Harry, sniffs him all over, licks his
forehead,
and whisker rubs him.]

Meow, Harry! I'm Lilith Kitten-Mahoney. Furry nice
to
meet
you. Oooh! You have amber eyes like my bruffer,
Capt.
Midnight!

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney
Torbie In Residence

--
childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net
"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
furry sayz dey isa kinda brown, not bigkitty colur
yet
butted notted bu
animore, I thinkz i likez kittyz ifin dey duzn't
hiss
me
like that bosscat
did when I seed hersef thru da door, Hari
ChildFree23 wrote in
message
ink.net...
Your eyes have changed? From kitten-blue? Oh!
You
are an
adorable little thing. Would you like to meet the
cats
that
own me?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
soft says notted much more dan six weeks, I has
some
teeth
anna mine eyes
are changed butted I still has needlekittenclaws,
Hari,
likin dis hooman
also
ChildFree23 wrote in
message
ink.net...
Oh! [picks up kitten and lets him cuddle under
chin]
You
are
a gorgeous little thing! How old are you?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette" wrote
in
message
...
I willz sitz unner yourown chin and PurrPurr
really
lowd
fur
yourownsef...
Furry waz takin outta litter anna emptin da
growl
monster
cause he was
gettin da lawndry room readi to makez the
majik
litterboxes
put togefur anna
on one of deze tripz he seed minself comin up
the
walk
to
deir howze. He
know I waz too little ta be onna myown anna he
didn't
seed
my momcat or any
littermatez so when i camed up to himself he
picked
mineself
up anna lowed
me to cuddle inna hiz facefurz anna now I iz
inna
in,
Hari,
wonnerin if diz
hooman willz like the bullseye on his side or
the
stripes
dat goez long wayz
instead of acroos hisself
ChildFree23 wrote in
message
ink.net...
Meow, Harry. My name is Meowmie Debby. I'm
the
human
that
belongs to Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight,
&
Lilith
Kitten-Mahoney. I teleported all the way
from
Florida
just
to
see you. [sits down on the floor] Do you
want
to
come
sit
in
my lap? How did Soft and Furry come to
acquire
you?

"Miss Violette"
wrote
in
message
...
*a small yellow mackerel tabby kitten opens
his
eyes*
I
telled them anna
telled then they finally gotted it, Mines
name
isa
Harry...
Who iz you? Duz
you haf fud? Harry
ChildFree23 wrote
in
message

ink.net...
Thank you, Miss Violette!
[scratchscratchscratchbehindtheears]

[Goes into kitty suite] Hello,
sweetheart!
What's
your
name?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette"
wrote in
message
...
Violette sniff friendly fingers, and
lets
this
hooman
scratch behind the
ears, ... You are welcome to come over,
look at
IT
and
I
would appreciate it
if you would TAKE IT with you, I will
scare
your
litter
mate
free of charge
next time she visits you if you take IT
Miss
Violette
ChildFree23
wrote
in
message

ink.net...
Soft and Furry came home from another
trip
and
Furry
cleaned
our boxes, he
decided it was time to put together
the
new
litter
maids
for
us. He vacuumed
the laundry room and was taking out
all
of
the
old
litter
and he came in MY
house with a little orange ball of
fur
and
installed
it
in
the kitty suite
and gave it MY food and MY travel
litter
box!!!
I
am
really
getting tired of
this, Miss Violette, wondering if
that
Bill
hooman
wants
another cat,
Violette glares around and stomps off
in
disgust

Um, hello Miss Violette. This is
Meowmie
Debby.
[extends
fingers to be examined]

Can I teleport over and see the
introoder
kitty?
































  #103  
Old October 19th 04, 03:50 PM
ChildFree23
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Sure! What do you want to play?

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
OH... Little orange boy sniffs, sadly , then brightens up,
Oh well, then I
guess we kan play till these hoomanz findz minesself a
onetruehome, Harri
ChildFree23 wrote in message
.net...
No, Hari, you isn't going home with mineownselves. We're
full
to capacity (and there's only three of us). I is furry
well
cared for. Meowmie Debby and GranMeowmie loves me a whole
lot.

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney
Torbie In Residence


"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Hari looks up and is happy to have a new kitty friend, iz
i
goin home wif
you?? I hasta fina new place ta lif anna you lookz well
cared fur, Hari,
contemplatin hisown future
ChildFree23 wrote in message
k.net...
[The teleporter twinkles, winkles, and shines, and out
steps a
torbie and white striped girlkitty with greenish eyes.
She
goes over to Harry, sniffs him all over, licks his
forehead,
and whisker rubs him.]

Meow, Harry! I'm Lilith Kitten-Mahoney. Furry nice to
meet
you. Oooh! You have amber eyes like my bruffer, Capt.
Midnight!

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney
Torbie In Residence

--
childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net
"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
furry sayz dey isa kinda brown, not bigkitty colur yet
butted notted bu
animore, I thinkz i likez kittyz ifin dey duzn't hiss
me
like that bosscat
did when I seed hersef thru da door, Hari
ChildFree23 wrote in message
ink.net...
Your eyes have changed? From kitten-blue? Oh! You
are
an
adorable little thing. Would you like to meet the
cats
that
own me?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
soft says notted much more dan six weeks, I has
some
teeth
anna mine eyes
are changed butted I still has needlekittenclaws,
Hari,
likin dis hooman
also
ChildFree23 wrote in
message
ink.net...
Oh! [picks up kitten and lets him cuddle under
chin]
You
are
a gorgeous little thing! How old are you?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
I willz sitz unner yourown chin and PurrPurr
really
lowd
fur
yourownsef...
Furry waz takin outta litter anna emptin da
growl
monster
cause he was
gettin da lawndry room readi to makez the majik
litterboxes
put togefur anna
on one of deze tripz he seed minself comin up
the
walk
to
deir howze. He
know I waz too little ta be onna myown anna he
didn't
seed
my momcat or any
littermatez so when i camed up to himself he
picked
mineself
up anna lowed
me to cuddle inna hiz facefurz anna now I iz
inna
in,
Hari,
wonnerin if diz
hooman willz like the bullseye on his side or
the
stripes
dat goez long wayz
instead of acroos hisself
ChildFree23 wrote in
message
ink.net...
Meow, Harry. My name is Meowmie Debby. I'm
the
human
that
belongs to Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, &
Lilith
Kitten-Mahoney. I teleported all the way from
Florida
just
to
see you. [sits down on the floor] Do you want
to
come
sit
in
my lap? How did Soft and Furry come to acquire
you?

"Miss Violette" wrote
in
message
...
*a small yellow mackerel tabby kitten opens
his
eyes*
I
telled them anna
telled then they finally gotted it, Mines
name
isa
Harry...
Who iz you? Duz
you haf fud? Harry
ChildFree23 wrote
in
message
ink.net...
Thank you, Miss Violette!
[scratchscratchscratchbehindtheears]

[Goes into kitty suite] Hello, sweetheart!
What's
your
name?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette"
wrote
in
message
...
Violette sniff friendly fingers, and lets
this
hooman
scratch behind the
ears, ... You are welcome to come over,
look
at
IT
and
I
would appreciate it
if you would TAKE IT with you, I will
scare
your
litter
mate
free of charge
next time she visits you if you take IT
Miss
Violette
ChildFree23
wrote
in
message

ink.net...
Soft and Furry came home from another
trip
and
Furry
cleaned
our boxes, he
decided it was time to put together the
new
litter
maids
for
us. He vacuumed
the laundry room and was taking out all
of
the
old
litter
and he came in MY
house with a little orange ball of fur
and
installed
it
in
the kitty suite
and gave it MY food and MY travel
litter
box!!!
I
am
really
getting tired of
this, Miss Violette, wondering if that
Bill
hooman
wants
another cat,
Violette glares around and stomps off
in
disgust

Um, hello Miss Violette. This is Meowmie
Debby.
[extends
fingers to be examined]

Can I teleport over and see the introoder
kitty?






























  #104  
Old October 19th 04, 03:50 PM
ChildFree23
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Sure! What do you want to play?

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
OH... Little orange boy sniffs, sadly , then brightens up,
Oh well, then I
guess we kan play till these hoomanz findz minesself a
onetruehome, Harri
ChildFree23 wrote in message
.net...
No, Hari, you isn't going home with mineownselves. We're
full
to capacity (and there's only three of us). I is furry
well
cared for. Meowmie Debby and GranMeowmie loves me a whole
lot.

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney
Torbie In Residence


"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Hari looks up and is happy to have a new kitty friend, iz
i
goin home wif
you?? I hasta fina new place ta lif anna you lookz well
cared fur, Hari,
contemplatin hisown future
ChildFree23 wrote in message
k.net...
[The teleporter twinkles, winkles, and shines, and out
steps a
torbie and white striped girlkitty with greenish eyes.
She
goes over to Harry, sniffs him all over, licks his
forehead,
and whisker rubs him.]

Meow, Harry! I'm Lilith Kitten-Mahoney. Furry nice to
meet
you. Oooh! You have amber eyes like my bruffer, Capt.
Midnight!

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney
Torbie In Residence

--
childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net
"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
furry sayz dey isa kinda brown, not bigkitty colur yet
butted notted bu
animore, I thinkz i likez kittyz ifin dey duzn't hiss
me
like that bosscat
did when I seed hersef thru da door, Hari
ChildFree23 wrote in message
ink.net...
Your eyes have changed? From kitten-blue? Oh! You
are
an
adorable little thing. Would you like to meet the
cats
that
own me?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
soft says notted much more dan six weeks, I has
some
teeth
anna mine eyes
are changed butted I still has needlekittenclaws,
Hari,
likin dis hooman
also
ChildFree23 wrote in
message
ink.net...
Oh! [picks up kitten and lets him cuddle under
chin]
You
are
a gorgeous little thing! How old are you?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
I willz sitz unner yourown chin and PurrPurr
really
lowd
fur
yourownsef...
Furry waz takin outta litter anna emptin da
growl
monster
cause he was
gettin da lawndry room readi to makez the majik
litterboxes
put togefur anna
on one of deze tripz he seed minself comin up
the
walk
to
deir howze. He
know I waz too little ta be onna myown anna he
didn't
seed
my momcat or any
littermatez so when i camed up to himself he
picked
mineself
up anna lowed
me to cuddle inna hiz facefurz anna now I iz
inna
in,
Hari,
wonnerin if diz
hooman willz like the bullseye on his side or
the
stripes
dat goez long wayz
instead of acroos hisself
ChildFree23 wrote in
message
ink.net...
Meow, Harry. My name is Meowmie Debby. I'm
the
human
that
belongs to Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, &
Lilith
Kitten-Mahoney. I teleported all the way from
Florida
just
to
see you. [sits down on the floor] Do you want
to
come
sit
in
my lap? How did Soft and Furry come to acquire
you?

"Miss Violette" wrote
in
message
...
*a small yellow mackerel tabby kitten opens
his
eyes*
I
telled them anna
telled then they finally gotted it, Mines
name
isa
Harry...
Who iz you? Duz
you haf fud? Harry
ChildFree23 wrote
in
message
ink.net...
Thank you, Miss Violette!
[scratchscratchscratchbehindtheears]

[Goes into kitty suite] Hello, sweetheart!
What's
your
name?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette"
wrote
in
message
...
Violette sniff friendly fingers, and lets
this
hooman
scratch behind the
ears, ... You are welcome to come over,
look
at
IT
and
I
would appreciate it
if you would TAKE IT with you, I will
scare
your
litter
mate
free of charge
next time she visits you if you take IT
Miss
Violette
ChildFree23
wrote
in
message

ink.net...
Soft and Furry came home from another
trip
and
Furry
cleaned
our boxes, he
decided it was time to put together the
new
litter
maids
for
us. He vacuumed
the laundry room and was taking out all
of
the
old
litter
and he came in MY
house with a little orange ball of fur
and
installed
it
in
the kitty suite
and gave it MY food and MY travel
litter
box!!!
I
am
really
getting tired of
this, Miss Violette, wondering if that
Bill
hooman
wants
another cat,
Violette glares around and stomps off
in
disgust

Um, hello Miss Violette. This is Meowmie
Debby.
[extends
fingers to be examined]

Can I teleport over and see the introoder
kitty?






























  #105  
Old October 19th 04, 03:54 PM
Miss Violette
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

I am sorry I gotted to cited. I hasta lif inna kitty suite cause I hazn't
been to da ted anna The black boss kitty duzn't likez it dat I iz here anna
her lip might get puffy agin if I iz out like when Toni bennit waz here,
Harri, calmer now
Miss Violette wrote in message
...
Soft called da shelter to getz da hourz today so I might be goin der. I
guess dat giant yellow boycat picked on the hissy 3 colured girlcat anna

she
hurted herown paw den when furry was puttin da fud onna table tonight one

of
da housekittyz *soft sayz I isa "innasuite kitty" peed allofur da table
top... Harri who is so lvable anna not wantin anthin butted friendz
Tabitha Kitten wrote in message
...
Miss Violette wrote:

Hari looks up and is happy to have a new kitty friend, iz i goin home

wif
you?? I hasta fina new place ta lif anna you lookz well cared fur,

Hari,
contemplatin hisown future


I fink dat wif Miss Violette's hoomins looking for your onetruhome,
you'll find your onetruehome in no time. And dere's nofing better than
having your onetruehome.

Tabitha





  #106  
Old October 19th 04, 03:54 PM
Miss Violette
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

I am sorry I gotted to cited. I hasta lif inna kitty suite cause I hazn't
been to da ted anna The black boss kitty duzn't likez it dat I iz here anna
her lip might get puffy agin if I iz out like when Toni bennit waz here,
Harri, calmer now
Miss Violette wrote in message
...
Soft called da shelter to getz da hourz today so I might be goin der. I
guess dat giant yellow boycat picked on the hissy 3 colured girlcat anna

she
hurted herown paw den when furry was puttin da fud onna table tonight one

of
da housekittyz *soft sayz I isa "innasuite kitty" peed allofur da table
top... Harri who is so lvable anna not wantin anthin butted friendz
Tabitha Kitten wrote in message
...
Miss Violette wrote:

Hari looks up and is happy to have a new kitty friend, iz i goin home

wif
you?? I hasta fina new place ta lif anna you lookz well cared fur,

Hari,
contemplatin hisown future


I fink dat wif Miss Violette's hoomins looking for your onetruhome,
you'll find your onetruehome in no time. And dere's nofing better than
having your onetruehome.

Tabitha





  #107  
Old October 19th 04, 05:03 PM
Miss Violette
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

I sure hope so, da watermonster box 'tacked mineself today while da hoomanz
waz gon anna I waz trpped in der, Harri, expert towel climber
Tabitha Kitten wrote in message
...
Miss Violette wrote:

He waz notted lookin fur minesself, He waz workin fur da village lookin

fur
potholez dat hiself willz fill in dis week, I guess I duzn't haf a

hooman
aferall, Soft sayed dat ifin I did haf one it waz so poorly behafed is
duzn't dersurf mineself, Harri, gettin a little anxious


I'z sure dere is nofing to be anxious about. As cute as yourownself is,
I'm sure your hoomins will find your Onetruehome in no time.

Tabitha Kitten



  #108  
Old October 19th 04, 05:03 PM
Miss Violette
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I sure hope so, da watermonster box 'tacked mineself today while da hoomanz
waz gon anna I waz trpped in der, Harri, expert towel climber
Tabitha Kitten wrote in message
...
Miss Violette wrote:

He waz notted lookin fur minesself, He waz workin fur da village lookin

fur
potholez dat hiself willz fill in dis week, I guess I duzn't haf a

hooman
aferall, Soft sayed dat ifin I did haf one it waz so poorly behafed is
duzn't dersurf mineself, Harri, gettin a little anxious


I'z sure dere is nofing to be anxious about. As cute as yourownself is,
I'm sure your hoomins will find your Onetruehome in no time.

Tabitha Kitten



  #109  
Old October 19th 04, 06:07 PM
Miss Violette
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I iz notted sure, I duzn't really know how ta play, I jus afta almoz a week
her tacked the hoomanz handz unner the blanki, I hazn't efin rabbit kicked
anythin yet anna dis seemsta bofur soft, but her sure isa happi I uses myown
litterbox, the onliest assident I had wasa inna watermonstershowerbox,
Harri, prowdly
ChildFree23 wrote in message
k.net...
Sure! What do you want to play?

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
OH... Little orange boy sniffs, sadly , then brightens up,
Oh well, then I
guess we kan play till these hoomanz findz minesself a
onetruehome, Harri
ChildFree23 wrote in message
.net...
No, Hari, you isn't going home with mineownselves. We're
full
to capacity (and there's only three of us). I is furry
well
cared for. Meowmie Debby and GranMeowmie loves me a whole
lot.

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney
Torbie In Residence


"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Hari looks up and is happy to have a new kitty friend, iz
i
goin home wif
you?? I hasta fina new place ta lif anna you lookz well
cared fur, Hari,
contemplatin hisown future
ChildFree23 wrote in message
k.net...
[The teleporter twinkles, winkles, and shines, and out
steps a
torbie and white striped girlkitty with greenish eyes.
She
goes over to Harry, sniffs him all over, licks his
forehead,
and whisker rubs him.]

Meow, Harry! I'm Lilith Kitten-Mahoney. Furry nice to
meet
you. Oooh! You have amber eyes like my bruffer, Capt.
Midnight!

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney
Torbie In Residence

--
childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net
"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
furry sayz dey isa kinda brown, not bigkitty colur yet
butted notted bu
animore, I thinkz i likez kittyz ifin dey duzn't hiss
me
like that bosscat
did when I seed hersef thru da door, Hari
ChildFree23 wrote in message
ink.net...
Your eyes have changed? From kitten-blue? Oh! You
are
an
adorable little thing. Would you like to meet the
cats
that
own me?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
soft says notted much more dan six weeks, I has
some
teeth
anna mine eyes
are changed butted I still has needlekittenclaws,
Hari,
likin dis hooman
also
ChildFree23 wrote in
message
ink.net...
Oh! [picks up kitten and lets him cuddle under
chin]
You
are
a gorgeous little thing! How old are you?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
I willz sitz unner yourown chin and PurrPurr
really
lowd
fur
yourownsef...
Furry waz takin outta litter anna emptin da
growl
monster
cause he was
gettin da lawndry room readi to makez the majik
litterboxes
put togefur anna
on one of deze tripz he seed minself comin up
the
walk
to
deir howze. He
know I waz too little ta be onna myown anna he
didn't
seed
my momcat or any
littermatez so when i camed up to himself he
picked
mineself
up anna lowed
me to cuddle inna hiz facefurz anna now I iz
inna
in,
Hari,
wonnerin if diz
hooman willz like the bullseye on his side or
the
stripes
dat goez long wayz
instead of acroos hisself
ChildFree23 wrote in
message
ink.net...
Meow, Harry. My name is Meowmie Debby. I'm
the
human
that
belongs to Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, &
Lilith
Kitten-Mahoney. I teleported all the way from
Florida
just
to
see you. [sits down on the floor] Do you want
to
come
sit
in
my lap? How did Soft and Furry come to acquire
you?

"Miss Violette" wrote
in
message
...
*a small yellow mackerel tabby kitten opens
his
eyes*
I
telled them anna
telled then they finally gotted it, Mines
name
isa
Harry...
Who iz you? Duz
you haf fud? Harry
ChildFree23 wrote
in
message

ink.net...
Thank you, Miss Violette!
[scratchscratchscratchbehindtheears]

[Goes into kitty suite] Hello, sweetheart!
What's
your
name?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette"
wrote
in
message
...
Violette sniff friendly fingers, and lets
this
hooman
scratch behind the
ears, ... You are welcome to come over,
look
at
IT
and
I
would appreciate it
if you would TAKE IT with you, I will
scare
your
litter
mate
free of charge
next time she visits you if you take IT
Miss
Violette
ChildFree23
wrote
in
message

ink.net...
Soft and Furry came home from another
trip
and
Furry
cleaned
our boxes, he
decided it was time to put together the
new
litter
maids
for
us. He vacuumed
the laundry room and was taking out all
of
the
old
litter
and he came in MY
house with a little orange ball of fur
and
installed
it
in
the kitty suite
and gave it MY food and MY travel
litter
box!!!
I
am
really
getting tired of
this, Miss Violette, wondering if that
Bill
hooman
wants
another cat,
Violette glares around and stomps off
in
disgust

Um, hello Miss Violette. This is Meowmie
Debby.
[extends
fingers to be examined]

Can I teleport over and see the introoder
kitty?
































  #110  
Old October 19th 04, 06:07 PM
Miss Violette
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

I iz notted sure, I duzn't really know how ta play, I jus afta almoz a week
her tacked the hoomanz handz unner the blanki, I hazn't efin rabbit kicked
anythin yet anna dis seemsta bofur soft, but her sure isa happi I uses myown
litterbox, the onliest assident I had wasa inna watermonstershowerbox,
Harri, prowdly
ChildFree23 wrote in message
k.net...
Sure! What do you want to play?

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
OH... Little orange boy sniffs, sadly , then brightens up,
Oh well, then I
guess we kan play till these hoomanz findz minesself a
onetruehome, Harri
ChildFree23 wrote in message
.net...
No, Hari, you isn't going home with mineownselves. We're
full
to capacity (and there's only three of us). I is furry
well
cared for. Meowmie Debby and GranMeowmie loves me a whole
lot.

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney
Torbie In Residence


"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Hari looks up and is happy to have a new kitty friend, iz
i
goin home wif
you?? I hasta fina new place ta lif anna you lookz well
cared fur, Hari,
contemplatin hisown future
ChildFree23 wrote in message
k.net...
[The teleporter twinkles, winkles, and shines, and out
steps a
torbie and white striped girlkitty with greenish eyes.
She
goes over to Harry, sniffs him all over, licks his
forehead,
and whisker rubs him.]

Meow, Harry! I'm Lilith Kitten-Mahoney. Furry nice to
meet
you. Oooh! You have amber eyes like my bruffer, Capt.
Midnight!

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney
Torbie In Residence

--
childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net
"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
furry sayz dey isa kinda brown, not bigkitty colur yet
butted notted bu
animore, I thinkz i likez kittyz ifin dey duzn't hiss
me
like that bosscat
did when I seed hersef thru da door, Hari
ChildFree23 wrote in message
ink.net...
Your eyes have changed? From kitten-blue? Oh! You
are
an
adorable little thing. Would you like to meet the
cats
that
own me?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
soft says notted much more dan six weeks, I has
some
teeth
anna mine eyes
are changed butted I still has needlekittenclaws,
Hari,
likin dis hooman
also
ChildFree23 wrote in
message
ink.net...
Oh! [picks up kitten and lets him cuddle under
chin]
You
are
a gorgeous little thing! How old are you?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
I willz sitz unner yourown chin and PurrPurr
really
lowd
fur
yourownsef...
Furry waz takin outta litter anna emptin da
growl
monster
cause he was
gettin da lawndry room readi to makez the majik
litterboxes
put togefur anna
on one of deze tripz he seed minself comin up
the
walk
to
deir howze. He
know I waz too little ta be onna myown anna he
didn't
seed
my momcat or any
littermatez so when i camed up to himself he
picked
mineself
up anna lowed
me to cuddle inna hiz facefurz anna now I iz
inna
in,
Hari,
wonnerin if diz
hooman willz like the bullseye on his side or
the
stripes
dat goez long wayz
instead of acroos hisself
ChildFree23 wrote in
message
ink.net...
Meow, Harry. My name is Meowmie Debby. I'm
the
human
that
belongs to Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, &
Lilith
Kitten-Mahoney. I teleported all the way from
Florida
just
to
see you. [sits down on the floor] Do you want
to
come
sit
in
my lap? How did Soft and Furry come to acquire
you?

"Miss Violette" wrote
in
message
...
*a small yellow mackerel tabby kitten opens
his
eyes*
I
telled them anna
telled then they finally gotted it, Mines
name
isa
Harry...
Who iz you? Duz
you haf fud? Harry
ChildFree23 wrote
in
message

ink.net...
Thank you, Miss Violette!
[scratchscratchscratchbehindtheears]

[Goes into kitty suite] Hello, sweetheart!
What's
your
name?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette"
wrote
in
message
...
Violette sniff friendly fingers, and lets
this
hooman
scratch behind the
ears, ... You are welcome to come over,
look
at
IT
and
I
would appreciate it
if you would TAKE IT with you, I will
scare
your
litter
mate
free of charge
next time she visits you if you take IT
Miss
Violette
ChildFree23
wrote
in
message

ink.net...
Soft and Furry came home from another
trip
and
Furry
cleaned
our boxes, he
decided it was time to put together the
new
litter
maids
for
us. He vacuumed
the laundry room and was taking out all
of
the
old
litter
and he came in MY
house with a little orange ball of fur
and
installed
it
in
the kitty suite
and gave it MY food and MY travel
litter
box!!!
I
am
really
getting tired of
this, Miss Violette, wondering if that
Bill
hooman
wants
another cat,
Violette glares around and stomps off
in
disgust

Um, hello Miss Violette. This is Meowmie
Debby.
[extends
fingers to be examined]

Can I teleport over and see the introoder
kitty?
































 




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