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there can be no such thing as catnapped other than a cat sleeping, you know
we do nothing we don't want to, hey can your hoomanz help it if he wants to move at the same time you do? Miss Violette Tabitha Kitten wrote in message ... Youorwnselves haff OWT kittys on your streetz? Hihi, Mlle Anais! I duzn't know bout Miss Violette's area, but we'z have Out kitties on our street. ShortTail Tom is a OUT kitty - he officially libs across da street wif da hoomin what owns da house we lib in. And FluffyGirl, a tortie kitty that comed around for about a monf, was a Out kitty fur da time dat she was coming around. But Fluffy Girl was actually a In kitty dat scaped, and got finded again by her hoomins and is a In kitty again. We worry about Shorty. Our street isn't furry kitty friendly. We'z has metalmonsters, and dogs, and liddle hoomins. But we hazn't been able to convince Shortie's hoomins yet dat Shorty needs to be a In kitty. I fink when da hoomins decide itz time to move, dat Shorty might get catnapped. Tabitha |
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there can be no such thing as catnapped other than a cat sleeping, you know
we do nothing we don't want to, hey can your hoomanz help it if he wants to move at the same time you do? Miss Violette Tabitha Kitten wrote in message ... Youorwnselves haff OWT kittys on your streetz? Hihi, Mlle Anais! I duzn't know bout Miss Violette's area, but we'z have Out kitties on our street. ShortTail Tom is a OUT kitty - he officially libs across da street wif da hoomin what owns da house we lib in. And FluffyGirl, a tortie kitty that comed around for about a monf, was a Out kitty fur da time dat she was coming around. But Fluffy Girl was actually a In kitty dat scaped, and got finded again by her hoomins and is a In kitty again. We worry about Shorty. Our street isn't furry kitty friendly. We'z has metalmonsters, and dogs, and liddle hoomins. But we hazn't been able to convince Shortie's hoomins yet dat Shorty needs to be a In kitty. I fink when da hoomins decide itz time to move, dat Shorty might get catnapped. Tabitha |
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Dyna and allergra are the president and Vice-president of the tufted ear
club. Miss Violette, who has no ear tufts, in fact none of us do. Sundance wrote in message ... Well, it iznt me yoo need to ask. I dont haf ear tufts myself. I wud think that havin ear tufts woud make you an awtomatic member, tho. It woud be amazin to see a lot uf kittees all wit ear tufts all lined up in a row! -- Sundance "Mary Lu" wrote in message m... Hi, Mr Sundance, Cud Sweet William and me be in thu Tufted Ear Klub? We bot' haf gud Tufts! Yur fren, 'Tonio "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... Der isa lotsa clubs, anna dey is funfun, der isa ear tuft club, black cats, tabby, back claws an some ofurz butted I duzn't 'member dem, Trudi Sundance wrote in message m... I didn't meen there wuz an organized klub, it's just dat I like to make shur the oranj tabby kittees are treeted rite. We did hav a tabby groop at da Cat-o-lympics, but it wuz fur all tabbies, not just us oranj wuns. Howevver, I think you wud make a fine sargent at paws, and Harry wud make a fine treet taster if we evver needed any. -- Sundance, not meaning to slight the kitties who aren't orange tabbies "Mary Lu" wrote in message om... HI, HARI! i'z nu in thu hows 2. Mi name iz Antonio ur 'tonio. Thu hoomin kalls me both. I haf long furs, mostly oranj kreem but with' suom tabby stripes. Iz thayr reellee uh klub 4 us? I'm not shur whut r klub dus but I kub b 1 uf thu sargents at paws, Raphael ses. I gess that iz koz i klim gud & haf gud mussels? Yur fren, Antonio |
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Dyna and allergra are the president and Vice-president of the tufted ear
club. Miss Violette, who has no ear tufts, in fact none of us do. Sundance wrote in message ... Well, it iznt me yoo need to ask. I dont haf ear tufts myself. I wud think that havin ear tufts woud make you an awtomatic member, tho. It woud be amazin to see a lot uf kittees all wit ear tufts all lined up in a row! -- Sundance "Mary Lu" wrote in message m... Hi, Mr Sundance, Cud Sweet William and me be in thu Tufted Ear Klub? We bot' haf gud Tufts! Yur fren, 'Tonio "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... Der isa lotsa clubs, anna dey is funfun, der isa ear tuft club, black cats, tabby, back claws an some ofurz butted I duzn't 'member dem, Trudi Sundance wrote in message m... I didn't meen there wuz an organized klub, it's just dat I like to make shur the oranj tabby kittees are treeted rite. We did hav a tabby groop at da Cat-o-lympics, but it wuz fur all tabbies, not just us oranj wuns. Howevver, I think you wud make a fine sargent at paws, and Harry wud make a fine treet taster if we evver needed any. -- Sundance, not meaning to slight the kitties who aren't orange tabbies "Mary Lu" wrote in message om... HI, HARI! i'z nu in thu hows 2. Mi name iz Antonio ur 'tonio. Thu hoomin kalls me both. I haf long furs, mostly oranj kreem but with' suom tabby stripes. Iz thayr reellee uh klub 4 us? I'm not shur whut r klub dus but I kub b 1 uf thu sargents at paws, Raphael ses. I gess that iz koz i klim gud & haf gud mussels? Yur fren, Antonio |
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Hi 'Tonio an Sweet William.
If yu want tu, yu boff ar welkum. Yu wyll haff tu anzer diz pozt so I kin be shur tu hab yur rite eemayle addy. Dat way I wyll gib yu uh hedz-up wen we ar gonna meet. It wunt be tyll affur da Jellicul Ball furr shur. Dyna Mo/Mite, Prez ov TEC "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... Dyna and allergra are the president and Vice-president of the tufted ear club. Miss Violette, who has no ear tufts, in fact none of us do. Sundance wrote in message ... Well, it iznt me yoo need to ask. I dont haf ear tufts myself. I wud think that havin ear tufts woud make you an awtomatic member, tho. It woud be amazin to see a lot uf kittees all wit ear tufts all lined up in a row! -- Sundance "Mary Lu" wrote in message m... Hi, Mr Sundance, Cud Sweet William and me be in thu Tufted Ear Klub? We bot' haf gud Tufts! Yur fren, 'Tonio "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... Der isa lotsa clubs, anna dey is funfun, der isa ear tuft club, black cats, tabby, back claws an some ofurz butted I duzn't 'member dem, Trudi Sundance wrote in message m... I didn't meen there wuz an organized klub, it's just dat I like to make shur the oranj tabby kittees are treeted rite. We did hav a tabby groop at da Cat-o-lympics, but it wuz fur all tabbies, not just us oranj wuns. Howevver, I think you wud make a fine sargent at paws, and Harry wud make a fine treet taster if we evver needed any. -- Sundance, not meaning to slight the kitties who aren't orange tabbies "Mary Lu" wrote in message om... HI, HARI! i'z nu in thu hows 2. Mi name iz Antonio ur 'tonio. Thu hoomin kalls me both. I haf long furs, mostly oranj kreem but with' suom tabby stripes. Iz thayr reellee uh klub 4 us? I'm not shur whut r klub dus but I kub b 1 uf thu sargents at paws, Raphael ses. I gess that iz koz i klim gud & haf gud mussels? Yur fren, Antonio |
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Hi 'Tonio an Sweet William.
If yu want tu, yu boff ar welkum. Yu wyll haff tu anzer diz pozt so I kin be shur tu hab yur rite eemayle addy. Dat way I wyll gib yu uh hedz-up wen we ar gonna meet. It wunt be tyll affur da Jellicul Ball furr shur. Dyna Mo/Mite, Prez ov TEC "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... Dyna and allergra are the president and Vice-president of the tufted ear club. Miss Violette, who has no ear tufts, in fact none of us do. Sundance wrote in message ... Well, it iznt me yoo need to ask. I dont haf ear tufts myself. I wud think that havin ear tufts woud make you an awtomatic member, tho. It woud be amazin to see a lot uf kittees all wit ear tufts all lined up in a row! -- Sundance "Mary Lu" wrote in message m... Hi, Mr Sundance, Cud Sweet William and me be in thu Tufted Ear Klub? We bot' haf gud Tufts! Yur fren, 'Tonio "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... Der isa lotsa clubs, anna dey is funfun, der isa ear tuft club, black cats, tabby, back claws an some ofurz butted I duzn't 'member dem, Trudi Sundance wrote in message m... I didn't meen there wuz an organized klub, it's just dat I like to make shur the oranj tabby kittees are treeted rite. We did hav a tabby groop at da Cat-o-lympics, but it wuz fur all tabbies, not just us oranj wuns. Howevver, I think you wud make a fine sargent at paws, and Harry wud make a fine treet taster if we evver needed any. -- Sundance, not meaning to slight the kitties who aren't orange tabbies "Mary Lu" wrote in message om... HI, HARI! i'z nu in thu hows 2. Mi name iz Antonio ur 'tonio. Thu hoomin kalls me both. I haf long furs, mostly oranj kreem but with' suom tabby stripes. Iz thayr reellee uh klub 4 us? I'm not shur whut r klub dus but I kub b 1 uf thu sargents at paws, Raphael ses. I gess that iz koz i klim gud & haf gud mussels? Yur fren, Antonio |
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[The teleporter twinkles, winkles, and shines, and out steps a
torbie and white striped girlkitty with greenish eyes. She goes over to Harry, sniffs him all over, licks his forehead, and whisker rubs him.] Meow, Harry! I'm Lilith Kitten-Mahoney. Furry nice to meet you. Oooh! You have amber eyes like my bruffer, Capt. Midnight! Lilith Kitten-Mahoney Torbie In Residence -- childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... furry sayz dey isa kinda brown, not bigkitty colur yet butted notted bu animore, I thinkz i likez kittyz ifin dey duzn't hiss me like that bosscat did when I seed hersef thru da door, Hari ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Your eyes have changed? From kitten-blue? Oh! You are an adorable little thing. Would you like to meet the cats that own me? Meowmie Debby "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... soft says notted much more dan six weeks, I has some teeth anna mine eyes are changed butted I still has needlekittenclaws, Hari, likin dis hooman also ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Oh! [picks up kitten and lets him cuddle under chin] You are a gorgeous little thing! How old are you? Meowmie Debby "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... I willz sitz unner yourown chin and PurrPurr really lowd fur yourownsef... Furry waz takin outta litter anna emptin da growl monster cause he was gettin da lawndry room readi to makez the majik litterboxes put togefur anna on one of deze tripz he seed minself comin up the walk to deir howze. He know I waz too little ta be onna myown anna he didn't seed my momcat or any littermatez so when i camed up to himself he picked mineself up anna lowed me to cuddle inna hiz facefurz anna now I iz inna in, Hari, wonnerin if diz hooman willz like the bullseye on his side or the stripes dat goez long wayz instead of acroos hisself ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Meow, Harry. My name is Meowmie Debby. I'm the human that belongs to Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, & Lilith Kitten-Mahoney. I teleported all the way from Florida just to see you. [sits down on the floor] Do you want to come sit in my lap? How did Soft and Furry come to acquire you? "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... *a small yellow mackerel tabby kitten opens his eyes* I telled them anna telled then they finally gotted it, Mines name isa Harry... Who iz you? Duz you haf fud? Harry ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Thank you, Miss Violette! [scratchscratchscratchbehindtheears] [Goes into kitty suite] Hello, sweetheart! What's your name? Meowmie Debby "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... Violette sniff friendly fingers, and lets this hooman scratch behind the ears, ... You are welcome to come over, look at IT and I would appreciate it if you would TAKE IT with you, I will scare your litter mate free of charge next time she visits you if you take IT Miss Violette ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Soft and Furry came home from another trip and Furry cleaned our boxes, he decided it was time to put together the new litter maids for us. He vacuumed the laundry room and was taking out all of the old litter and he came in MY house with a little orange ball of fur and installed it in the kitty suite and gave it MY food and MY travel litter box!!! I am really getting tired of this, Miss Violette, wondering if that Bill hooman wants another cat, Violette glares around and stomps off in disgust Um, hello Miss Violette. This is Meowmie Debby. [extends fingers to be examined] Can I teleport over and see the introoder kitty? |
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[The teleporter twinkles, winkles, and shines, and out steps a
torbie and white striped girlkitty with greenish eyes. She goes over to Harry, sniffs him all over, licks his forehead, and whisker rubs him.] Meow, Harry! I'm Lilith Kitten-Mahoney. Furry nice to meet you. Oooh! You have amber eyes like my bruffer, Capt. Midnight! Lilith Kitten-Mahoney Torbie In Residence -- childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... furry sayz dey isa kinda brown, not bigkitty colur yet butted notted bu animore, I thinkz i likez kittyz ifin dey duzn't hiss me like that bosscat did when I seed hersef thru da door, Hari ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Your eyes have changed? From kitten-blue? Oh! You are an adorable little thing. Would you like to meet the cats that own me? Meowmie Debby "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... soft says notted much more dan six weeks, I has some teeth anna mine eyes are changed butted I still has needlekittenclaws, Hari, likin dis hooman also ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Oh! [picks up kitten and lets him cuddle under chin] You are a gorgeous little thing! How old are you? Meowmie Debby "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... I willz sitz unner yourown chin and PurrPurr really lowd fur yourownsef... Furry waz takin outta litter anna emptin da growl monster cause he was gettin da lawndry room readi to makez the majik litterboxes put togefur anna on one of deze tripz he seed minself comin up the walk to deir howze. He know I waz too little ta be onna myown anna he didn't seed my momcat or any littermatez so when i camed up to himself he picked mineself up anna lowed me to cuddle inna hiz facefurz anna now I iz inna in, Hari, wonnerin if diz hooman willz like the bullseye on his side or the stripes dat goez long wayz instead of acroos hisself ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Meow, Harry. My name is Meowmie Debby. I'm the human that belongs to Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, & Lilith Kitten-Mahoney. I teleported all the way from Florida just to see you. [sits down on the floor] Do you want to come sit in my lap? How did Soft and Furry come to acquire you? "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... *a small yellow mackerel tabby kitten opens his eyes* I telled them anna telled then they finally gotted it, Mines name isa Harry... Who iz you? Duz you haf fud? Harry ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Thank you, Miss Violette! [scratchscratchscratchbehindtheears] [Goes into kitty suite] Hello, sweetheart! What's your name? Meowmie Debby "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... Violette sniff friendly fingers, and lets this hooman scratch behind the ears, ... You are welcome to come over, look at IT and I would appreciate it if you would TAKE IT with you, I will scare your litter mate free of charge next time she visits you if you take IT Miss Violette ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Soft and Furry came home from another trip and Furry cleaned our boxes, he decided it was time to put together the new litter maids for us. He vacuumed the laundry room and was taking out all of the old litter and he came in MY house with a little orange ball of fur and installed it in the kitty suite and gave it MY food and MY travel litter box!!! I am really getting tired of this, Miss Violette, wondering if that Bill hooman wants another cat, Violette glares around and stomps off in disgust Um, hello Miss Violette. This is Meowmie Debby. [extends fingers to be examined] Can I teleport over and see the introoder kitty? |
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Hari looks up and is happy to have a new kitty friend, iz i goin home wif
you?? I hasta fina new place ta lif anna you lookz well cared fur, Hari, contemplatin hisown future ChildFree23 wrote in message k.net... [The teleporter twinkles, winkles, and shines, and out steps a torbie and white striped girlkitty with greenish eyes. She goes over to Harry, sniffs him all over, licks his forehead, and whisker rubs him.] Meow, Harry! I'm Lilith Kitten-Mahoney. Furry nice to meet you. Oooh! You have amber eyes like my bruffer, Capt. Midnight! Lilith Kitten-Mahoney Torbie In Residence -- childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... furry sayz dey isa kinda brown, not bigkitty colur yet butted notted bu animore, I thinkz i likez kittyz ifin dey duzn't hiss me like that bosscat did when I seed hersef thru da door, Hari ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Your eyes have changed? From kitten-blue? Oh! You are an adorable little thing. Would you like to meet the cats that own me? Meowmie Debby "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... soft says notted much more dan six weeks, I has some teeth anna mine eyes are changed butted I still has needlekittenclaws, Hari, likin dis hooman also ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Oh! [picks up kitten and lets him cuddle under chin] You are a gorgeous little thing! How old are you? Meowmie Debby "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... I willz sitz unner yourown chin and PurrPurr really lowd fur yourownsef... Furry waz takin outta litter anna emptin da growl monster cause he was gettin da lawndry room readi to makez the majik litterboxes put togefur anna on one of deze tripz he seed minself comin up the walk to deir howze. He know I waz too little ta be onna myown anna he didn't seed my momcat or any littermatez so when i camed up to himself he picked mineself up anna lowed me to cuddle inna hiz facefurz anna now I iz inna in, Hari, wonnerin if diz hooman willz like the bullseye on his side or the stripes dat goez long wayz instead of acroos hisself ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Meow, Harry. My name is Meowmie Debby. I'm the human that belongs to Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, & Lilith Kitten-Mahoney. I teleported all the way from Florida just to see you. [sits down on the floor] Do you want to come sit in my lap? How did Soft and Furry come to acquire you? "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... *a small yellow mackerel tabby kitten opens his eyes* I telled them anna telled then they finally gotted it, Mines name isa Harry... Who iz you? Duz you haf fud? Harry ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Thank you, Miss Violette! [scratchscratchscratchbehindtheears] [Goes into kitty suite] Hello, sweetheart! What's your name? Meowmie Debby "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... Violette sniff friendly fingers, and lets this hooman scratch behind the ears, ... You are welcome to come over, look at IT and I would appreciate it if you would TAKE IT with you, I will scare your litter mate free of charge next time she visits you if you take IT Miss Violette ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Soft and Furry came home from another trip and Furry cleaned our boxes, he decided it was time to put together the new litter maids for us. He vacuumed the laundry room and was taking out all of the old litter and he came in MY house with a little orange ball of fur and installed it in the kitty suite and gave it MY food and MY travel litter box!!! I am really getting tired of this, Miss Violette, wondering if that Bill hooman wants another cat, Violette glares around and stomps off in disgust Um, hello Miss Violette. This is Meowmie Debby. [extends fingers to be examined] Can I teleport over and see the introoder kitty? |
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Hari looks up and is happy to have a new kitty friend, iz i goin home wif
you?? I hasta fina new place ta lif anna you lookz well cared fur, Hari, contemplatin hisown future ChildFree23 wrote in message k.net... [The teleporter twinkles, winkles, and shines, and out steps a torbie and white striped girlkitty with greenish eyes. She goes over to Harry, sniffs him all over, licks his forehead, and whisker rubs him.] Meow, Harry! I'm Lilith Kitten-Mahoney. Furry nice to meet you. Oooh! You have amber eyes like my bruffer, Capt. Midnight! Lilith Kitten-Mahoney Torbie In Residence -- childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... furry sayz dey isa kinda brown, not bigkitty colur yet butted notted bu animore, I thinkz i likez kittyz ifin dey duzn't hiss me like that bosscat did when I seed hersef thru da door, Hari ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Your eyes have changed? From kitten-blue? Oh! You are an adorable little thing. Would you like to meet the cats that own me? Meowmie Debby "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... soft says notted much more dan six weeks, I has some teeth anna mine eyes are changed butted I still has needlekittenclaws, Hari, likin dis hooman also ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Oh! [picks up kitten and lets him cuddle under chin] You are a gorgeous little thing! How old are you? Meowmie Debby "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... I willz sitz unner yourown chin and PurrPurr really lowd fur yourownsef... Furry waz takin outta litter anna emptin da growl monster cause he was gettin da lawndry room readi to makez the majik litterboxes put togefur anna on one of deze tripz he seed minself comin up the walk to deir howze. He know I waz too little ta be onna myown anna he didn't seed my momcat or any littermatez so when i camed up to himself he picked mineself up anna lowed me to cuddle inna hiz facefurz anna now I iz inna in, Hari, wonnerin if diz hooman willz like the bullseye on his side or the stripes dat goez long wayz instead of acroos hisself ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Meow, Harry. My name is Meowmie Debby. I'm the human that belongs to Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, & Lilith Kitten-Mahoney. I teleported all the way from Florida just to see you. [sits down on the floor] Do you want to come sit in my lap? How did Soft and Furry come to acquire you? "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... *a small yellow mackerel tabby kitten opens his eyes* I telled them anna telled then they finally gotted it, Mines name isa Harry... Who iz you? Duz you haf fud? Harry ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Thank you, Miss Violette! [scratchscratchscratchbehindtheears] [Goes into kitty suite] Hello, sweetheart! What's your name? Meowmie Debby "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... Violette sniff friendly fingers, and lets this hooman scratch behind the ears, ... You are welcome to come over, look at IT and I would appreciate it if you would TAKE IT with you, I will scare your litter mate free of charge next time she visits you if you take IT Miss Violette ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Soft and Furry came home from another trip and Furry cleaned our boxes, he decided it was time to put together the new litter maids for us. He vacuumed the laundry room and was taking out all of the old litter and he came in MY house with a little orange ball of fur and installed it in the kitty suite and gave it MY food and MY travel litter box!!! I am really getting tired of this, Miss Violette, wondering if that Bill hooman wants another cat, Violette glares around and stomps off in disgust Um, hello Miss Violette. This is Meowmie Debby. [extends fingers to be examined] Can I teleport over and see the introoder kitty? |
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