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  #31  
Old February 27th 12, 06:04 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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we hazint an up efur, i thinkz itsa krime, efurikittee shuld haf stairzta
pway on. chester

or to twip a hoomin on, Storrmmee eyein dat pezkee soft
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
We dunt hab un upstayerz. I kud stayend urr laae on da rejiztur,
buttid I purrfurr kowtshez, chayerz an bedz. Spekkulee da gezt bed.
--
Pitô.ônya
"Rebecca" wrote in message
...
We haz doze -- but only upstarez. Da wunz fur downstarez is up at de
seeling. Whut gud duz dat do a kittee?

Rebecca

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We
kan lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her house
clinb out and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door slides open
and there sits Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put diz
stuff here on Stormee's Granmoberz tablez. Piglett jumps up on the
table and deposits some food she brought.

She jumps down and takes a slide across the floor stopping just before
she runs into the door to the garage. Other cats arrive and trudi is
directing them to the litter boxes and the water fountain as well as the
food dishes. Suddenly a noise is heard and O T stops in his tracks.
What is dat. MH laughs at him and tell him is is the furnace and all
those places in the floor along the wall is prime real estate. Willow
is standing over one of them and her hair is blowing like in the out but
it is warm air. Willow settles down for a short nap.






  #32  
Old February 27th 12, 03:52 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Stairz ar a bothfur.

Itz furry furry hard to git hoominz down da stairz tu da fud bowl in da
morninz.

Ize tryed to show dem how. I meowed, den ize went down da stairz, hevvy
like so dey wud heer me.

Den ize repeeted dat abut a dozen tymes. All yesfurday mornin. Dey waz
laffin at me. Laffin an sayin sumfing bout me gitten xercize.

wen pawpaw FINALLy gotten on hizown two feetz, all free uv us ran down
da stairz. Weze heerd dem say sumfing bout a heerd ov elephantz in da house.

Booker

On 2/26/2012 10:04 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
we hazint an up efur, i thinkz itsa krime, efurikittee shuld haf stairzta
pway on. chester

or to twip a hoomin on, Storrmmee eyein dat pezkee soft
"Pi2nya AKA wrote in message
...
We dunt hab un upstayerz. I kud stayend urr laae on da rejiztur,
buttid I purrfurr kowtshez, chayerz an bedz. Spekkulee da gezt bed.
--
Pitô.ônya
wrote in message
...
We haz doze -- but only upstarez. Da wunz fur downstarez is up at de
seeling. Whut gud duz dat do a kittee?

Rebecca

wrote in message
...
Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We
kan lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her house
clinb out and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door slides open
and there sits Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put diz
stuff here on Stormee's Granmoberz tablez. Piglett jumps up on the
table and deposits some food she brought.

She jumps down and takes a slide across the floor stopping just before
she runs into the door to the garage. Other cats arrive and trudi is
directing them to the litter boxes and the water fountain as well as the
food dishes. Suddenly a noise is heard and O T stops in his tracks.
What is dat. MH laughs at him and tell him is is the furnace and all
those places in the floor along the wall is prime real estate. Willow
is standing over one of them and her hair is blowing like in the out but
it is warm air. Willow settles down for a short nap.





  #33  
Old February 27th 12, 03:53 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Fangu, ize will haf a drink.

Booker

On 2/26/2012 8:35 PM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Mosey and Meowy wok up tew Booker,Chappy n Snowflake, n greet dem
warmly..diz iz uh wunnerful pardii.
Da Two Sisters r serving drinkz n der iz ulso uh lawtay stand fur da
morning wen weh awl wayke up. Jest put yer prezzie ovur der on dat taybul.
Den sirkulayte n hab fuhn. Der r wunnerful fudz tew. yeUp.



A porter arrifez wif three kittiez, an a husewarmin present. Dey pile
out an stand, amazed by all da aktifity as da truk passes by wif da
fud kartz, an more porterz an vehiclez arrife.


Booker, Chappy an Snowflake karefully walk in da door.



Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We
kan lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her house
clinb out and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door slides open and
there sits Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put diz
stuff here on Stormee's Granmoberz tablez. Piglett jumps up on the table
and deposits some food she brought.

She jumps down and takes a slide across the floor stopping just before
she runs into the door to the garage. Other cats arrive and trudi is
directing them to the litter boxes and the water fountain as well as the
food dishes. Suddenly a noise is heard and O T stops in his tracks. What
is dat. MH laughs at him and tell him is is the furnace and all those
places in the floor along the wall is prime real estate. Willow is
standing over one of them and her hair is blowing like in the out but it
is warm air. Willow settles down for a short nap.


  #34  
Old February 27th 12, 03:53 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Booker pikz up hiz drink an hedz in da direktion dat trudi iz poynting.



On 2/26/2012 9:37 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
chester greetz his furnd, trudi whispers to booker... lizzi e iz inna little
bedrum,
wrote in message
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A porter arrifez wif three kittiez, an a husewarmin present. Dey pile out
an stand, amazed by all da aktifity as da truk passes by wif da fud kartz,
an more porterz an vehiclez arrife.

Booker, Chappy an Snowflake karefully walk in da door.

On 2/26/2012 5:53 AM, Gramby wrote:
Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We
kan lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her house
clinb out and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door slides open and
there sits Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put diz
stuff here on Stormee's Granmoberz tablez. Piglett jumps up on the table
and deposits some food she brought.

She jumps down and takes a slide across the floor stopping just before
she runs into the door to the garage. Other cats arrive and trudi is
directing them to the litter boxes and the water fountain as well as the
food dishes. Suddenly a noise is heard and O T stops in his tracks. What
is dat. MH laughs at him and tell him is is the furnace and all those
places in the floor along the wall is prime real estate. Willow is
standing over one of them and her hair is blowing like in the out but it
is warm air. Willow settles down for a short nap.



  #35  
Old February 27th 12, 06:55 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
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We dunt hab un upstayerz eethur , Pitô.ônya, weh jezt sleep on da cowch, on
da big bed n bai da heet ventz. Weh dunt got uh gezt bed eithur. Mosey fur
hiz hoam


We dunt hab un upstayerz. I kud stayend urr laae on da rejiztur,
buttid I purrfurr kowtshez, chayerz an bedz. Spekkulee da gezt bed.

--
Pitô.ônya

We haz doze -- but only upstarez. Da wunz fur downstarez is up at de
seeling. Whut gud duz dat do a kittee?

Rebecca


Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We kan
lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her house clinb
out and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door slides open and there
sits Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put diz stuff here
on Stormee's Granmoberz tablez. Piglett jumps up on the table and
deposits some food she brought.

She jumps down and takes a slide across the floor stopping just before
she runs into the door to the garage. Other cats arrive and trudi is
directing them to the litter boxes and the water fountain as well as the
food dishes. Suddenly a noise is heard and O T stops in his tracks. What
is dat. MH laughs at him and tell him is is the furnace and all those
places in the floor along the wall is prime real estate. Willow is
standing over one of them and her hair is blowing like in the out but it
is warm air. Willow settles down for a short nap.



  #36  
Old February 27th 12, 06:58 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
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Mosey waffs at Booker. Iffen yer hoomins hab trubbl woking up n daown da
stairz,
remynd dem, up wif da gud fut, daown wif da bad fut. yeUP. Mosey fur hiz
hoam.--wif noe stairz


Stairz ar a bothfur.


Itz furry furry hard to git hoominz down da stairz tu da fud bowl in da
morninz.

Ize tryed to show dem how. I meowed, den ize went down da stairz, hevvy
like so dey wud heer me.

Den ize repeeted dat abut a dozen tymes. All yesfurday mornin. Dey waz
laffin at me. Laffin an sayin sumfing bout me gitten xercize.

wen pawpaw FINALLy gotten on hizown two feetz, all free uv us ran down
da stairz. Weze heerd dem say sumfing bout a heerd ov elephantz in da house.

Booker

On 2/26/2012 10:04 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
we hazint an up efur, i thinkz itsa krime, efurikittee shuld haf stairzta
pway on. chester

or to twip a hoomin on, Storrmmee eyein dat pezkee soft
"Pi2nya AKA wrote in message
...
We dunt hab un upstayerz. I kud stayend urr laae on da rejiztur,
buttid I purrfurr kowtshez, chayerz an bedz. Spekkulee da gezt bed.
--
Pitô.ônya
wrote in message
...
We haz doze -- but only upstarez. Da wunz fur downstarez is up at de
seeling. Whut gud duz dat do a kittee?

Rebecca

wrote in message
...
Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We
kan lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her house
clinb out and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door slides open
and there sits Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put diz
stuff here on Stormee's Granmoberz tablez. Piglett jumps up on the
table and deposits some food she brought.

She jumps down and takes a slide across the floor stopping just before
she runs into the door to the garage. Other cats arrive and trudi is
directing them to the litter boxes and the water fountain as well as
the
food dishes. Suddenly a noise is heard and O T stops in his tracks.
What is dat. MH laughs at him and tell him is is the furnace and all
those places in the floor along the wall is prime real estate. Willow
is standing over one of them and her hair is blowing like in the out
but
it is warm air. Willow settles down for a short nap.






  #37  
Old February 27th 12, 07:00 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
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Wai wud dem hab starez inna ruf, Trudi? Mosey--wunnering.

owrz itti bitti hotel had dem inna ruf, no uze at all, trudi


We haz doze -- but only upstarez. Da wunz fur downstarez is up at de
seeling. Whut gud duz dat do a kittee?

Rebecca

"Gramby" oleladywho
Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We
kan lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her house
clinb out and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door slides open and
there sits Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put diz stuff
here on Stormee's Granmoberz tablez. Piglett jumps up on the table and
deposits some food she brought.

She jumps down and takes a slide across the floor stopping just before
she runs into the door to the garage. Other cats arrive and trudi is
directing them to the litter boxes and the water fountain as well as the
food dishes. Suddenly a noise is heard and O T stops in his tracks. What
is dat. MH laughs at him and tell him is is the furnace and all those
places in the floor along the wall is prime real estate. Willow is
standing over one of them and her hair is blowing like in the out but it
is warm air. Willow settles down for a short nap.




  #38  
Old February 27th 12, 07:03 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
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Dat saowndz nummy, Trudi. Mosey fur hiz hoam --awf fur uh nap nao wif mai
wink.

i wuld liksa have one of doze, i checked in onna soft, anna resunt dey
eated dinner at, hadda beree nize dezertz, one of demz wuza irish kreme
anna kula milkshake, Trudi


:

Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We
kan
lan da porters on da bak padio.


[A red Fiat 500 pulls up, and two Zot girls step out; open the trunk,and
unpack a portable bar; a few boycats graciously carry it inside and set it
up. The girls greet efurykitty and, standing behind the bar ask]

Cocktails, anykitty? Todayz spechul iz da Aviation: Gin, Creme de
Violette,
Maraschino and Lemon juice!

[With that Cybèle pours the ingredients deftly into a cocktail shaker, and
shakes up a full shaker full]

Aviations anykitty? Or we can make you da cocktail ob yur choice!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/26/2012 12:55:12 PM


  #39  
Old February 27th 12, 07:11 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Hufff. Dey iz jest lazi on non-tuna-makin dayz. Dey iz bof purrfeckly
kapabul ov walkin down da stairz to feed uz. Dey jest dont wanna git
outov da warm bed to du it.

Booker

On 2/27/2012 10:58 AM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:

Mosey waffs at Booker. Iffen yer hoomins hab trubbl woking up n daown da
stairz,
remynd dem, up wif da gud fut, daown wif da bad fut. yeUP. Mosey fur hiz
hoam.--wif noe stairz


Stairz ar a bothfur.


Itz furry furry hard to git hoominz down da stairz tu da fud bowl in da
morninz.

Ize tryed to show dem how. I meowed, den ize went down da stairz, hevvy
like so dey wud heer me.

Den ize repeeted dat abut a dozen tymes. All yesfurday mornin. Dey waz
laffin at me. Laffin an sayin sumfing bout me gitten xercize.

wen pawpaw FINALLy gotten on hizown two feetz, all free uv us ran down
da stairz. Weze heerd dem say sumfing bout a heerd ov elephantz in da
house.

Booker

On 2/26/2012 10:04 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
we hazint an up efur, i thinkz itsa krime, efurikittee shuld haf stairzta
pway on. chester

or to twip a hoomin on, Storrmmee eyein dat pezkee soft
"Pi2nya AKA wrote in message
...
We dunt hab un upstayerz. I kud stayend urr laae on da rejiztur,
buttid I purrfurr kowtshez, chayerz an bedz. Spekkulee da gezt bed.
--
Pitô.ônya
wrote in message
...
We haz doze -- but only upstarez. Da wunz fur downstarez is up at de
seeling. Whut gud duz dat do a kittee?

Rebecca

wrote in message
...
Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere. We
kan lan da porters on da bak padio. She and the other rom her house
clinb out and get up on the step. Slowly the screen door slides open
and there sits Chester with a big grin. Hihi Chester I will jus put
diz
stuff here on Stormee's Granmoberz tablez. Piglett jumps up on the
table and deposits some food she brought.

She jumps down and takes a slide across the floor stopping just before
she runs into the door to the garage. Other cats arrive and trudi is
directing them to the litter boxes and the water fountain as well
as the
food dishes. Suddenly a noise is heard and O T stops in his tracks.
What is dat. MH laughs at him and tell him is is the furnace and all
those places in the floor along the wall is prime real estate. Willow
is standing over one of them and her hair is blowing like in the
out but
it is warm air. Willow settles down for a short nap.






  #40  
Old February 27th 12, 08:00 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Oooo! I fynullee geddit!
"Aviations", kuz day mayke yu hi! LOL
--
Pitô.ônya

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
I shur kin yuze uh dwinky.
I wud lyke tu twy summa da Creme de Violette strayte purrleez.
I sumtymz eet fowlurs lyk graneumz an wozez. Nottid lylyz,tho
--
Pitô.ônya

"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 26 Feb 2012 07:53:49 -0600, Gramby wrote:

Ok kitties Chester sayz da hoomanz iz gone so letz go ofveer dere.
We kan
lan da porters on da bak padio.


[A red Fiat 500 pulls up, and two Zot girls step out; open the
trunk,and
unpack a portable bar; a few boycats graciously carry it inside and
set it
up. The girls greet efurykitty and, standing behind the bar ask]

Cocktails, anykitty? Todayz spechul iz da Aviation: Gin, Creme de
Violette,
Maraschino and Lemon juice!

[With that Cybèle pours the ingredients deftly into a cocktail
shaker, and
shakes up a full shaker full]

Aviations anykitty? Or we can make you da cocktail ob yur choice!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the
cats become its visible soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/26/2012 12:55:12 PM



 




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