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May 26th 05, 02:14 PM
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I captured the Tomcat
There is a tomcat who was fighting my Cinder every time I let her into
our backyard. The group consensus was to trap the tomcat and have him neutered. Here's the story to date. Read the diary. http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=140147 I'm aware of the cat overpopulation problem but I still feel guilty about this. I feel really bad. If he has an owner, the owner will have 4 days to reclaim him before the neutering. All he has to do is phone the Humane Society. But somehow I feel guilty about this. I don't own the cat and I'm cutting its balls off. 
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May 26th 05, 02:38 PM
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John Ross Mc Master wrote: There is a tomcat who was fighting my Cinder every time I let her into our backyard. The group consensus was to trap the tomcat and have him neutered. Here's the story to date. Read the diary. http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=140147 I'm aware of the cat overpopulation problem but I still feel guilty about this. I feel really bad. If he has an owner, the owner will have 4 days to reclaim him before the neutering. All he has to do is phone the Humane Society. But somehow I feel guilty about this. I don't own the cat and I'm cutting its balls off. Are you quitting on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy #$^$#$# walrus-looking piece of #$$%! Get the @$^$#$%$ off of this group! Get the #@$#$%$ down off of this group! Now! Move it! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private John!, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!
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#3
May 26th 05, 04:10 PM
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bigbadbarry wrote:
John Ross Mc Master wrote: There is a tomcat who was fighting my Cinder every time I let her into our backyard. The group consensus was to trap the tomcat and have him neutered. Here's the story to date. Read the diary. http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=140147 I'm aware of the cat overpopulation problem but I still feel guilty about this. I feel really bad. If he has an owner, the owner will have 4 days to reclaim him before the neutering. All he has to do is phone the Humane Society. But somehow I feel guilty about this. I don't own the cat and I'm cutting its balls off. Are you quitting on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy #$^$#$# walrus-looking piece of #$$%! Get the @$^$#$%$ off of this group! Get the #@$#$%$ down off of this group! Now! Move it! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private John!, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo! What are you saying, Barry?
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#4
May 28th 05, 07:14 PM
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Philip wrote:
bigbadbarry wrote: John Ross Mc Master wrote: There is a tomcat who was fighting my Cinder every time I let her into our backyard. The group consensus was to trap the tomcat and have him neutered. Here's the story to date. Read the diary. http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=140147 I'm aware of the cat overpopulation problem but I still feel guilty about this. I feel really bad. If he has an owner, the owner will have 4 days to reclaim him before the neutering. All he has to do is phone the Humane Society. But somehow I feel guilty about this. I don't own the cat and I'm cutting its balls off. Are you quitting on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy #$^$#$# walrus-looking piece of #$$%! Get the @$^$#$%$ off of this group! Get the #@$#$%$ down off of this group! Now! Move it! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private John!, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo! What are you saying, Barry? It's dialogue from Kubricks' "Full Metal Jacket", adapted by Barry. It's a joke, kinda. I bet Barry could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.  Forget the guilt. Snip the Tom. Live life with less stress. Haha.. short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.. haha.. quite appropriate. -- ================================================== == Scott Davis, 45 Dunfield Av, Unit 2117 Self-Employed Toronto, ON, Canada, M4S 2H4 Tech Consultant Mobile. (416) 432-4334 The IP addrs I use to post all UseNet: 66.207.215.240/29 ================================================== ==
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#5
May 28th 05, 07:27 PM
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"Scott Davis" wrote in message ... Philip wrote: bigbadbarry wrote: John Ross Mc Master wrote: There is a tomcat who was fighting my Cinder every time I let her into our backyard. The group consensus was to trap the tomcat and have him neutered. Here's the story to date. Read the diary. http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=140147 I'm aware of the cat overpopulation problem but I still feel guilty about this. I feel really bad. If he has an owner, the owner will have 4 days to reclaim him before the neutering. All he has to do is phone the Humane Society. But somehow I feel guilty about this. I don't own the cat and I'm cutting its balls off. Are you quitting on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy #$^$#$# walrus-looking piece of #$$%! Get the @$^$#$%$ off of this group! Get the #@$#$%$ down off of this group! Now! Move it! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private John!, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo! What are you saying, Barry? It's dialogue from Kubricks' "Full Metal Jacket", adapted by Barry. It's a joke, kinda. I bet Barry could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. What the hell do you mean by this? Scott?
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#6
May 28th 05, 08:41 PM
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Scott Davis wrote: Haha.. short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.. haha.. quite appropriate. Nice try Brian. Soooo, hows the lace on the underwear coming.
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#7
May 26th 05, 04:19 PM
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"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message ... There is a tomcat who was fighting my Cinder every time I let her into our backyard. The group consensus was to trap the tomcat and have him neutered. Here's the story to date. Read the diary. http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=140147 I'm aware of the cat overpopulation problem but I still feel guilty about this. I feel really bad. If he has an owner, the owner will have 4 days to reclaim him before the neutering. All he has to do is phone the Humane Society. But somehow I feel guilty about this. I don't own the cat and I'm cutting its balls off. And I hope the owner doesn't get there before he's snipped if at all. This cat should have been neutered a long time ago. He'll be happier and safer now without his cajones. W
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#8
May 26th 05, 05:06 PM
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Wendy wrote:
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message ... There is a tomcat who was fighting my Cinder every time I let her into our backyard. The group consensus was to trap the tomcat and have him neutered. Here's the story to date. Read the diary. http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=140147 I'm aware of the cat overpopulation problem but I still feel guilty about this. I feel really bad. If he has an owner, the owner will have 4 days to reclaim him before the neutering. All he has to do is phone the Humane Society. But somehow I feel guilty about this. I don't own the cat and I'm cutting its balls off. And I hope the owner doesn't get there before he's snipped if at all. This cat should have been neutered a long time ago. He'll be happier and safer now without his cajones. W Angry women always say that ...
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#9
May 26th 05, 05:35 PM
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"Philip" wrote in message link.net... Wendy wrote: "John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message ... There is a tomcat who was fighting my Cinder every time I let her into our backyard. The group consensus was to trap the tomcat and have him neutered. Here's the story to date. Read the diary. http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=140147 I'm aware of the cat overpopulation problem but I still feel guilty about this. I feel really bad. If he has an owner, the owner will have 4 days to reclaim him before the neutering. All he has to do is phone the Humane Society. But somehow I feel guilty about this. I don't own the cat and I'm cutting its balls off. And I hope the owner doesn't get there before he's snipped if at all. This cat should have been neutered a long time ago. He'll be happier and safer now without his cajones. W Angry women always say that ... Or disgusted women. I bet you have known more of the latter. And amused women. Women who cannot stop laughing long enough for you to get your clothes back on. Back when you were much, much younger.
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May 28th 05, 06:35 AM
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