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3 kitties: 0 - squirrel: 1
Chappy sawed him furst. In da tree, less dan hoomin hite off da ground.
He gotted into position. Den ize saw him an gotted into position. Den Snowflake sawwwed him an wented on da offur side ov da yard an gotted into position. We had dat squirrel surrounded. Da squirrel jumped to da ground. Chappy started stalkin. Tu tu noysy. Da squirrel heerd Chappy and ran bak to da tree. We watched.Den da squirrel ran up da tree. I aynt goin up dat tree, tu embarrassing to haf tu hav pawpaw helpz me down. Da squirrel wented tu da furry furry top of da tree an den started sqwakin at us dat he gotz away frum 3 katz. Humiliatingly, Booker |
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3 kitties: 0 - squirrel: 1
On Thu, 29 Mar 2012 08:46:26 -0700, Booker wrote:
Chappy sawed him furst. In da tree, less dan hoomin hite off da ground. He gotted into position. Den ize saw him an gotted into position. Den Snowflake sawwwed him an wented on da offur side ov da yard an gotted into position. We had dat squirrel surrounded. Da squirrel jumped to da ground. Chappy started stalkin. Tu tu noysy. Da squirrel heerd Chappy and ran bak to da tree. We watched.Den da squirrel ran up da tree. I aynt goin up dat tree, tu embarrassing to haf tu hav pawpaw helpz me down. Da squirrel wented tu da furry furry top of da tree an den started sqwakin at us dat he gotz away frum 3 katz. Humiliatingly, Booker i kan teleport over and eet da skwirl. beauty, helping |
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On 2012-03-29 1:16 PM, Booker wrote:
Chappy sawed him furst. In da tree, less dan hoomin hite off da ground. He gotted into position. Den ize saw him an gotted into position. Den Snowflake sawwwed him an wented on da offur side ov da yard an gotted into position. We had dat squirrel surrounded. Da squirrel jumped to da ground. Chappy started stalkin. Tu tu noysy. Da squirrel heerd Chappy and ran bak to da tree. We watched.Den da squirrel ran up da tree. I aynt goin up dat tree, tu embarrassing to haf tu hav pawpaw helpz me down. Da squirrel wented tu da furry furry top of da tree an den started sqwakin at us dat he gotz away frum 3 katz. Humiliatingly, Booker That iz a furry rood skwirrel! I fink yu shud all lie in wate an wen he iz fur away frum thu tree POUNCE!!! -- Sam |
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On 03/29/2012 10:19 AM, John Ross Mc Master wrote:
On Thu, 29 Mar 2012 08:46:26 -0700, wrote: Chappy sawed him furst. In da tree, less dan hoomin hite off da ground. He gotted into position. Den ize saw him an gotted into position. Den Snowflake sawwwed him an wented on da offur side ov da yard an gotted into position. We had dat squirrel surrounded. Da squirrel jumped to da ground. Chappy started stalkin. Tu tu noysy. Da squirrel heerd Chappy and ran bak to da tree. We watched.Den da squirrel ran up da tree. I aynt goin up dat tree, tu embarrassing to haf tu hav pawpaw helpz me down. Da squirrel wented tu da furry furry top of da tree an den started sqwakin at us dat he gotz away frum 3 katz. Humiliatingly, Booker i kan teleport over and eet da skwirl. beauty, helping +++++++++++++++++++++++++] Iz finkin itz bushi tale wud stik in yur frot. TuTu |
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3 kitties: 0 - squirrel: 1
On 3/29/2012 11:07 AM, MLB wrote: On 03/29/2012 10:19 AM, John Ross Mc Master wrote: i kan teleport over and eet da skwirl. beauty, helping +++++++++++++++++++++++++] Iz finkin itz bushi tale wud stik in yur frot. TuTu Weze gotta katch da sqwirrel furst. Lastest tyme ize katched a sqwirrel ize waz much yunger, an ize left da tayle az proof dat ize eeted da rest of da sqwirrel. Booker, about 6 yearz older dan da previous sqwirrel incident. |
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On 3/29/2012 9:57 AM, Cheryl wrote: On 2012-03-29 1:16 PM, Booker wrote: Chappy sawed him furst. In da tree, less dan hoomin hite off da ground. He gotted into position. Den ize saw him an gotted into position. Den Snowflake sawwwed him an wented on da offur side ov da yard an gotted into position. We had dat squirrel surrounded. Da squirrel jumped to da ground. Chappy started stalkin. Tu tu noysy. Da squirrel heerd Chappy and ran bak to da tree. We watched.Den da squirrel ran up da tree. I aynt goin up dat tree, tu embarrassing to haf tu hav pawpaw helpz me down. Da squirrel wented tu da furry furry top of da tree an den started sqwakin at us dat he gotz away frum 3 katz. Humiliatingly, Booker That iz a furry rood skwirrel! I fink yu shud all lie in wate an wen he iz fur away frum thu tree POUNCE!!! Datz what meowmie waz hopin we'd du. She fretenz tu put us all on a dyet so weze swift enuf to katch sqwirrels. Booker |
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On Thu, 29 Mar 2012 12:07:15 -0600, MLB wrote:
On 03/29/2012 10:19 AM, John Ross Mc Master wrote: On Thu, 29 Mar 2012 08:46:26 -0700, wrote: Chappy sawed him furst. In da tree, less dan hoomin hite off da ground. He gotted into position. Den ize saw him an gotted into position. Den Snowflake sawwwed him an wented on da offur side ov da yard an gotted into position. We had dat squirrel surrounded. Da squirrel jumped to da ground. Chappy started stalkin. Tu tu noysy. Da squirrel heerd Chappy and ran bak to da tree. We watched.Den da squirrel ran up da tree. I aynt goin up dat tree, tu embarrassing to haf tu hav pawpaw helpz me down. Da squirrel wented tu da furry furry top of da tree an den started sqwakin at us dat he gotz away frum 3 katz. Humiliatingly, Booker i kan teleport over and eet da skwirl. beauty, helping +++++++++++++++++++++++++] Iz finkin itz bushi tale wud stik in yur frot. TuTu tayl is a porblum butted a joy too. makes skwirl easy to catch. beaty who knows |
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3 kitties: 0 - squirrel: 1
Owr Meowmie had uh pet bittie skwirl weh hur wuz liddl, n hur Paw, hoo wuz uh lanskapur in da Sumer, rezcud et wen et faled daown frum uh twee, n hym brot et hoam. Wen Meowmie wuz in da furzt grade, hur Meowmie brot ('Chipper waz hiz nayme,) tew sho n tel, n Chipper ran daown Meowmiez Meowmiez bak n peed on hur rite der en frun uf da hole klas. waffs. Mosey fur hiz hoam. i kan teleport over and eet da skwirl. beauty, helping +++++++++++++++++++++++++] Iz finkin itz bushi tale wud stik in yur frot. TuTu Weze gotta katch da sqwirrel furst. Lastest tyme ize katched a sqwirrel ize waz much yunger, an ize left da tayle az proof dat ize eeted da rest of da sqwirrel. Booker, about 6 yearz older dan da previous sqwirrel incident. |
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On Mar 29, 11:46*am, Booker wrote:
Chappy sawed him furst. In da tree, less dan hoomin hite off da ground. He gotted into position. Den ize saw him an gotted into position. Den Snowflake sawwwed him an wented on da offur side ov da yard an gotted into position. We had dat squirrel surrounded. Da squirrel jumped to da ground. Chappy started stalkin. Tu tu noysy. Da squirrel heerd Chappy and ran bak to da tree. We watched.Den da squirrel ran up da tree. I aynt goin up dat tree, tu embarrassing to haf tu hav pawpaw helpz me down. Da squirrel wented tu da furry furry top of da tree an den started sqwakin at us dat he gotz away frum 3 katz. I haff cotted a fyew skwirrels in mine time an I don't fink it HEPS to haff uther cats heppin. Dey alarm da skwirrel and get in da weigh. In FAK, I fine dat effen a doggy, an mine pals Konrad (RB) an Hether are grate hunters, is too ez for da skwirrel to spotted. Excep: Haff da doggy or da other cats on da groun and dey attrack the skwirrels attenshum and den he run up da tree. Effen a well-trained hooomin can do diss. I jus wait IN da tree an da skwirrel comes to me. Kwite tasty. Ob korse, deze days I leef da skwirrels alone beclaws I get plenny too eat at hom. -- Wascal |
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3 kitties: 0 - squirrel: 1
Pawpaw wantz tu kno yur fee fur katchin sqwirrelz. Dey iz eetin ar
house. Dey chew on da windowsillz wen weze inside an kant katch dem. He finkz mayhapz yu kud teech uz to katch dem, two. Booker On 3/29/2012 8:47 PM, John Ross Mc Master wrote: tayl is a porblum butted a joy too. makes skwirl easy to catch. beaty who knows |
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