Such roodniss! Such indignitood!

Dere I was, mindin myown bizniss, sittin on Meowmie's lap as per owrown uzual mornin rooteen, when Meowmie suddinly sed, "Sundance, why duz yoo smell?" Well, bein a gennleman kittee, I didn't want to esplain, so I didn't say enneefing. Den she sed "Let me see yurown bakside." Den she purrseeded to luk at myown bakside! Dat wuznt whare da purroblem wuz but I still didn't say enneefing.

I hoped dat dat roodniss wud be da end uv it, but no. Sumhow she figgered owt da purroblem: "Itz in yurown paw!" She pikked myownself up, karried me to da kichen sink, an purrseeded to giv myown paw a baf! Wif waddermonsterz! I wud hav got myown paw purrfeckly kleen myownself evenchooally. At leest she didnt uze sope.

Still, da paw duz feel betterer an it duznt smell enneemor, so I gess I'll furgib her. Dis time.

Sundance

"Sundance and/or Rebecca" wrote

Dere I was, mindin myown bizniss, sittin on Meowmie's lap as per owrown
uzual mornin rooteen, when Meowmie suddinly sed, "Sundance, why duz yoo
smell?" Well, bein a gennleman kittee, I didn't want to esplain, so I
didn't say enneefing. Den she sed "Let me see yurown bakside." Den she
purrseeded to luk at myown bakside! Dat wuznt whare da purroblem wuz but I
still didn't say enneefing.

I hoped dat dat roodniss wud be da end uv it, but no. Sumhow she figgered
owt da purroblem: "Itz in yurown paw!" She pikked myownself up, karried me
to da kichen sink, an purrseeded to giv myown paw a baf! Wif
waddermonsterz! I wud hav got myown paw purrfeckly kleen myownself
evenchooally. At leest she didnt uze sope.

Still, da paw duz feel betterer an it duznt smell enneemor, so I gess I'll
furgib her. Dis time.

Sundance

Weh r sawry yu had tu go fru dat fing. Sundance. Wat wuz on yerowon paw that
wuz sew smelly?
Gud fur yew tu furgib yer Meowmie fur washing yer paw off n not uze sope.

Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex ad Pipps

Well, like I sed, Ize a gennleman kittee, so I duznt want to say. I will juss say dat I stepped on itself in da lidderbokz.

Sundance