Jellicle Ball: DA GEST BOOK

you iza nize kitte, Scooter who holdz owt herown paw, Maggie duz da same but
a bit nurfusly
From the House of Rennie wrote in message
...
[Kissa notisiz da d*gz' hezitashun an extendz hur paw tu dem an smylz]
It'z okey dokey, yu kin shayk mine paw tu.

Kissa

Stormmee wrote:

piglet see the paw but scooters nose moves ever so gently towards
piglets
paw and gets it to the outstreched one so they can shake paws, the 2
D*gs
bow and smile but do not want to startle ani cat so do not lick or try
and
shake paws...

I iz glad dey iz so welcume here, dey iz gud people as der hooman usta
say,
Tiger
From the House of Rennie wrote in message
...

[Kissa extendz hur paw] Welkum Piglet, Scooter an Maggie! Itz alwayz
nys tu meet noo furrendz. Tiger, fangu fur introdoosing us tu yur

famblee.


Stormmee wrote:


the porter twinkles and out step a very very large husky looking dog,

maybe

some sheppard... and a smaller but stocky dog that iz definitely
charpea

and

lab mixed, between them they carry a basket, each holding a handl...

they slowly approach the table and set down the basket... a small

siameze

mix pokes her crosseyed head out and she looks arownd... ok den i willz

sign

in fur uses...
Piglet, howze of barnes
Scooter howze of barnes...
Maggie, howze of roads...

Piglet lukz arownd fur tiger...

Tiger sees them enter and hears the rustle that only a d*g can cause...

when he arrives back at the table he introduces his family to ralph and
kissa...

piglet is the kitty that owned Bob, the hooman, howze of barnes... This
large dog is scooter, she shared ownership of said hooman, and maggie

here

owned the son of Bob, the hooman, they are here to pay theirz respekts

anna

hopefully help theirz hearts ta heal, piglet is veri spekal as herself
singlepawed catverted the hooman furm disliking cats to lofing them,

Tiger shows the 2 d*gs and piglet to a qweet table in the bak where
they

can

watch but be owt of the way as they are all veri nurfus...

tiger brings them drinks and fud an leafz dem ta talk amung

themselves...

I am galad youguyz kuld come, if you need anithin i willz be down furnt

wif

mine wife kitty, i willz introduze you to efurione elze later, i knowz

diz

iza rough time fur allof yourselves, Tiger
Ralph & His Clowder wrote in message
...


[Ralph appears with Oz and VooDoo carrying a study but elegant table,
followed by Alice with a folded cloth of shimmering rainbow hues and
Kissa with the guest book and a plumed pen. After the table is
arranged
to the lady cats' satisfaction, Ralph and Kissa stand for a moment,
tails entwined, and think of his sisfur Laura and her brofur Vinnie,
wedwinks reunited at the Bridj, who presided over the table for so
many
years. They think, too, of all their family and friends at the Bridj
and
wonder if they are celebrating as well.]

[Ralph takes the pen and signs boldly for his clowder before passing
the
pen to his wedwink Kissa]

Ralph de Ralf, head of the clowder of the House of David, with Fred T.
Spawn, Clyde A. Gump, Eduoard J. VanTayle, Alice Ann Madre, and Jane

Grey.

Hihi Ralph!!! Itz ben tew long since we saw yew! How are yew?

Chip, Sapphire, Diamond, Barney, Dakota Brown, Lime, an Sammie sad tew
be heer rememfuin deer Pepsi an awl der uther frends at da Bridge, but
so happy tew see old frends

Ralph & His Clowder wrote:
Chip! Sapphire ana Diamond! Barney! Yew all luk grate. Rememfur me,
Ralph de Ralf?

Dakota, dont wurry, yew ar welkum heer since yew iz a frend uv catz. Ana
sew are yew, Lime ana Sammie.

Ralph, glad to see old friends


wrote:

Four kitties from Pencilvania dressed in all white togas arrive with a
sheltie d*g, a lovebird, and a conure. Chip, wearing a gold sash to
match his furs signs the guestbook first. Sapphire and Diamond walk up
to the guestbook next, paw in paw. They both look radiant in their
white togas with tierras of sapphire and diamonds. Barney is next. He
is wearing a green sash which matches his green eyes. He pulls Dakota
Brown (the sheltie) up to the guestbook. "Itz ok Dakota, yur allowed
tew pay yur respeks, thu kitties woant mind." Dakota Brown signs the
guestbook, and sheds a tear for his departed best friend, Pepsi. He is
holding a sprig of catnip - it was Pepsi's favorite. Lime (the
lovebird) and Sammie (the conure) are next. This is Sammie's first
Jellicle ball. She's a little scared of all the cats, but Chip
reassures her that they won't hurt her. They see their friends, the
Batson cats, and go to sit with them.

8 snip

Fangu Rebecca! We rememfur yew, tew. How ar yew???

Chip, Sapphire, Diamond, Barney, Dakota Brown, Lime, an Sammie reely
missin der RPCC frends an mad dat Meowmie nefur lets dem visit ennymor

Rebecca wrote:
Hullo, kitteez an utherz. Yoo iz awl welkum, evin Dakota Brown -- I
rememfurz yoo frum anuther Jellicle Ball.

Rebecca

wrote in message
oups.com...
Four kitties from Pencilvania dressed in all white togas arrive with a
sheltie d*g, a lovebird, and a conure. Chip, wearing a gold sash to
match his furs signs the guestbook first. Sapphire and Diamond walk up
to the guestbook next, paw in paw. They both look radiant in their
white togas with tierras of sapphire and diamonds. Barney is next. He
is wearing a green sash which matches his green eyes. He pulls Dakota
Brown (the sheltie) up to the guestbook. "Itz ok Dakota, yur allowed
tew pay yur respeks, thu kitties woant mind." Dakota Brown signs the
guestbook, and sheds a tear for his departed best friend, Pepsi. He is
holding a sprig of catnip - it was Pepsi's favorite. Lime (the
lovebird) and Sammie (the conure) are next. This is Sammie's first
Jellicle ball. She's a little scared of all the cats, but Chip
reassures her that they won't hurt her. They see their friends, the
Batson cats, and go to sit with them.

Batson Cats wrote:
Five Batson Cats step out of the teleporter and step up to wait in line
to
sign the guestbook.
Mattie Marie stands in front of the line in her shimmering gold toga and
her
gold leafed head piece adorning her Torbie head.
Simon Peter is next in his pure white toga with green silk embroidered on
the hem (to match his green eyes) and to compliment his lovely, long
orange
furrs.
The brofurr cats, Max Spunkmeyer and Bobby Boo are next in matching sky
blue
togas (to compliment their velvety black furrs) with fresh catnip wreaths
adorning their heads.
And lastly the lovely Mocha Dianne is resplendent in her stunning white
toga
with cobalt blue threads embroidered throughout to make thousands of
intricate designs most of which are cats of course. On her head she wears
a
lovely tiara of diamonds and sapphires... to match her lovely blue
Siamese
eyes.

They've come to honor their friends Junior House of Koster and Pepsi
House
of Newfield and all the other kitties who have passed on this last year.
Far, far too many names on the list. What a wonderful thing it would be
if
there were no names to be called next year, only a party planned just to
celebrate lives begun or lives spared... but that will never be....
With sad hearts and tears, they sign the guest book and take their seats
with all the other's who have come to pay their respects....


"Ralph & His Clowder" wrote in message
...
[Ralph appears with Oz and VooDoo carrying a study but elegant table,
followed by Alice with a folded cloth of shimmering rainbow hues and
Kissa with the guest book and a plumed pen. After the table is arranged
to the lady cats' satisfaction, Ralph and Kissa stand for a moment,
tails entwined, and think of his sisfur Laura and her brofur Vinnie,
wedwinks reunited at the Bridj, who presided over the table for so many
years. They think, too, of all their family and friends at the Bridj
and
wonder if they are celebrating as well.]

[Ralph takes the pen and signs boldly for his clowder before passing
the
pen to his wedwink Kissa]

Ralph de Ralf, head of the clowder of the House of David, with Fred T.
Spawn, Clyde A. Gump, Eduoard J. VanTayle, Alice Ann Madre, and Jane
Grey.

Fangu Rebecca! We rememfur yew, tew. How ar yew???

Chip, Sapphire, Diamond, Barney, Dakota Brown, Lime, an Sammie reely
missin der RPCC frends an mad dat Meowmie nefur lets dem visit ennymor

Rebecca wrote:
Hullo, kitteez an utherz. Yoo iz awl welkum, evin Dakota Brown -- I
rememfurz yoo frum anuther Jellicle Ball.

Rebecca

wrote in message
oups.com...
Four kitties from Pencilvania dressed in all white togas arrive with a
sheltie d*g, a lovebird, and a conure. Chip, wearing a gold sash to
match his furs signs the guestbook first. Sapphire and Diamond walk up
to the guestbook next, paw in paw. They both look radiant in their
white togas with tierras of sapphire and diamonds. Barney is next. He
is wearing a green sash which matches his green eyes. He pulls Dakota
Brown (the sheltie) up to the guestbook. "Itz ok Dakota, yur allowed
tew pay yur respeks, thu kitties woant mind." Dakota Brown signs the
guestbook, and sheds a tear for his departed best friend, Pepsi. He is
holding a sprig of catnip - it was Pepsi's favorite. Lime (the
lovebird) and Sammie (the conure) are next. This is Sammie's first
Jellicle ball. She's a little scared of all the cats, but Chip
reassures her that they won't hurt her. They see their friends, the
Batson cats, and go to sit with them.

Batson Cats wrote:
Five Batson Cats step out of the teleporter and step up to wait in line
to
sign the guestbook.
Mattie Marie stands in front of the line in her shimmering gold toga and
her
gold leafed head piece adorning her Torbie head.
Simon Peter is next in his pure white toga with green silk embroidered on
the hem (to match his green eyes) and to compliment his lovely, long
orange
furrs.
The brofurr cats, Max Spunkmeyer and Bobby Boo are next in matching sky
blue
togas (to compliment their velvety black furrs) with fresh catnip wreaths
adorning their heads.
And lastly the lovely Mocha Dianne is resplendent in her stunning white
toga
with cobalt blue threads embroidered throughout to make thousands of
intricate designs most of which are cats of course. On her head she wears
a
lovely tiara of diamonds and sapphires... to match her lovely blue
Siamese
eyes.

They've come to honor their friends Junior House of Koster and Pepsi
House
of Newfield and all the other kitties who have passed on this last year.
Far, far too many names on the list. What a wonderful thing it would be
if
there were no names to be called next year, only a party planned just to
celebrate lives begun or lives spared... but that will never be....
With sad hearts and tears, they sign the guest book and take their seats
with all the other's who have come to pay their respects....


"Ralph & His Clowder" wrote in message
...
[Ralph appears with Oz and VooDoo carrying a study but elegant table,
followed by Alice with a folded cloth of shimmering rainbow hues and
Kissa with the guest book and a plumed pen. After the table is arranged
to the lady cats' satisfaction, Ralph and Kissa stand for a moment,
tails entwined, and think of his sisfur Laura and her brofur Vinnie,
wedwinks reunited at the Bridj, who presided over the table for so many
years. They think, too, of all their family and friends at the Bridj
and
wonder if they are celebrating as well.]

[Ralph takes the pen and signs boldly for his clowder before passing
the
pen to his wedwink Kissa]

Ralph de Ralf, head of the clowder of the House of David, with Fred T.
Spawn, Clyde A. Gump, Eduoard J. VanTayle, Alice Ann Madre, and Jane
Grey.

Amelia T Cat wrote:
Welcome, little kitties! You are definitely welcome. Yes, there is lots
of wonderful food - right over there [she points out the buffet table].
All kinds of goodies. And if you'd like, you're welcome to sit over
there by me- see, there are lots of big cushions over there. And there
are even some kitten toys over there in the play room.

Amelia

Fangu, fangu. Ummm....are yew ower Anti? (Gabriella, Moonlight and
Starlight, overawed by all that's happening).

Ralph & His Clowder wrote:
Hihi Ralphie an' Kissa! We'ze glad tew see yew, tew. (Charlie et al)

Ize fine, missing mine sisfur Laura, uv corze, but doing my best tu be a
gud hed uv mine clowder. TED haz me onna horrybull die-it cuz she finkz
24 powndz iz tuu much fur a cat tu weigh. She sez I need tu git doun tu
a skrawnee 16 powndz. Fortunatelee mineown sweet wedwink, Kissa,
teleportz down from Catnada wif treetz or I wud haf starfed tu def. How
are alla yew guyz?
Ralph

wrote:
Hihi Ralph!!! Itz ben tew long since we saw yew! How are yew?

Chip, Sapphire, Diamond, Barney, Dakota Brown, Lime, an Sammie sad tew
be heer rememfuin deer Pepsi an awl der uther frends at da Bridge, but
so happy tew see old frends

Ralph & His Clowder wrote:

Chip! Sapphire ana Diamond! Barney! Yew all luk grate. Rememfur me,
Ralph de Ralf?

Dakota, dont wurry, yew ar welkum heer since yew iz a frend uv catz. Ana
sew are yew, Lime ana Sammie.

Ralph, glad to see old friends


wrote:


Four kitties from Pencilvania dressed in all white togas arrive with a
sheltie d*g, a lovebird, and a conure. Chip, wearing a gold sash to
match his furs signs the guestbook first. Sapphire and Diamond walk up
to the guestbook next, paw in paw. They both look radiant in their
white togas with tierras of sapphire and diamonds. Barney is next. He
is wearing a green sash which matches his green eyes. He pulls Dakota
Brown (the sheltie) up to the guestbook. "Itz ok Dakota, yur allowed
tew pay yur respeks, thu kitties woant mind." Dakota Brown signs the
guestbook, and sheds a tear for his departed best friend, Pepsi. He is
holding a sprig of catnip - it was Pepsi's favorite. Lime (the
lovebird) and Sammie (the conure) are next. This is Sammie's first
Jellicle ball. She's a little scared of all the cats, but Chip
reassures her that they won't hurt her. They see their friends, the
Batson cats, and go to sit with them.


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On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 22:01:38 -0700, Ralph & His Clowder's nimble,
little paws typed:

Ize fine, missing mine sisfur Laura, uv corze, but doing my best tu be a
gud hed uv mine clowder. TED haz me onna horrybull die-it cuz she finkz
24 powndz iz tuu much fur a cat tu weigh. She sez I need tu git doun tu
a skrawnee 16 powndz. Fortunatelee mineown sweet wedwink, Kissa,
teleportz down from Catnada wif treetz or I wud haf starfed tu def.

Why datz howibble, Ralph! 24 powndz iz a fine wait fur a man-kitty
like yourownself! Haff you konsidered applying yue clawz to dis
meanmean TED?
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
10/17/2006 9:47:14 AM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

Oh gudniss grashus; how nys tu see yu agin! An Ize Kissa, da purrowd
wifekitty uv mine Ralphee heer.

Kissa

Ralph & His Clowder wrote:
Chip! Sapphire ana Diamond! Barney! Yew all luk grate. Rememfur me,
Ralph de Ralf?

Dakota, dont wurry, yew ar welkum heer since yew iz a frend uv catz. Ana
sew are yew, Lime ana Sammie.

Ralph, glad to see old friends


wrote:

Four kitties from Pencilvania dressed in all white togas arrive with a
sheltie d*g, a lovebird, and a conure. Chip, wearing a gold sash to
match his furs signs the guestbook first. Sapphire and Diamond walk up
to the guestbook next, paw in paw. They both look radiant in their
white togas with tierras of sapphire and diamonds. Barney is next. He
is wearing a green sash which matches his green eyes. He pulls Dakota
Brown (the sheltie) up to the guestbook. "Itz ok Dakota, yur allowed
tew pay yur respeks, thu kitties woant mind." Dakota Brown signs the
guestbook, and sheds a tear for his departed best friend, Pepsi. He is
holding a sprig of catnip - it was Pepsi's favorite. Lime (the
lovebird) and Sammie (the conure) are next. This is Sammie's first
Jellicle ball. She's a little scared of all the cats, but Chip
reassures her that they won't hurt her. They see their friends, the
Batson cats, and go to sit with them.

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Great Girtha! Um, I meen greetingz, Allegra ana Louise. Yew both
luk lufflee.
Ralph, remembering soomoo ressling

Fangu! Doze were da days, weren't they?

Allegra

Dat dey wur. I memfur I hadda bowt wif da Grate Girtha ana lost, but it
wuz cloze. sigh
da Ralphinator, missing the old days

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I miss da soomo tunramints tu. Ize retyred frum aktiv competishun wen I
turned 15, but Ize will help train enny yunger kittys who want tu take
up da sport.

Allegra "Great Girtha"