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Old September 16th 08, 12:24 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Cheryl P.[_2_]
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Myne Meomie iz tryin tu starf myownself. I hadda meow an meow an meow
fur efur befur she unnerstud wat I wuz sayin. I had NO fud sinz las nite!

Sam, wantin simpafies an tryin tu luk skinny

I apologise. It was my fault. Sam is being fed in the back room until
all the work on the house is finished, and I noticed this morning that
his bowl was empty and dirty. So I brought it to the kitchen intending
to get and fill a clean one. But I forgot, in the usual morning fog. And
when I came home, I was hungry, tired and a bit fed up with work, and
just thought Sam was being slightly more affectionately welcoming than
usual. Finally I noticed his bowl!

A Repentant Meomie
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Old September 16th 08, 01:30 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Jus so u iz pentiant. Dat iz what matterz and I betted himself gotted eztra
skretchez so himself willz be fine. Piglet knowing what it is like to have
someone forget to feed. (O T stands over in the corner and thinks "yeah,
like we all kuden liff of our orn fluffiness for a nite" NOT THST WE WSNTZ
TO!!!)
"Cheryl P." wrote in message
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Myne Meomie iz tryin tu starf myownself. I hadda meow an meow an meow fur
efur befur she unnerstud wat I wuz sayin. I had NO fud sinz las nite!

Sam, wantin simpafies an tryin tu luk skinny

I apologise. It was my fault. Sam is being fed in the back room until all
the work on the house is finished, and I noticed this morning that his
bowl was empty and dirty. So I brought it to the kitchen intending to get
and fill a clean one. But I forgot, in the usual morning fog. And when I
came home, I was hungry, tired and a bit fed up with work, and just
thought Sam was being slightly more affectionately welcoming than usual.
Finally I noticed his bowl!

A Repentant Meomie



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Old September 16th 08, 06:31 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Evul Meomie

On Sep 16, 7:24*am, "Cheryl P." wrote:
Myne Meomie iz tryin tu starf myownself. I hadda meow an meow an meow
fur efur befur she unnerstud wat I wuz sayin. I had NO fud sinz las nite!

Sam, wantin simpafies an tryin tu luk skinny


Awww, we feelz bad four yoo an we hiss spit at yoor Meomie. Butted do
gnot fink dat shee iz ebil. Shee is jus s-t-o-o-p-e-d, wike all
hoomins. Mynown uncl Bill cangnot tell da difference between "yip,"
wen it meenz "giff me fudz" an "yip," wen it meenz "I needz fresh
waddur," so he dew boff. He can tell wen I "yip" at him to get oudda
my compuder chare but he don' allus DEW it.

WooToo

hoomin note: "meep" might be closer than "yip" but WooToo has one all-
purpose command. I have to figure out what to do from the context.
Maybe myeep covers it.

--
Will in New Haven




I apologise. It was my fault. Sam is being fed in the back room until
all the work on the house is finished, and I noticed this morning that
his bowl was empty and dirty. So I brought it to the kitchen intending
to get and fill a clean one. But I forgot, in the usual morning fog. And
when I came home, I was hungry, tired and a bit fed up with work, and
just thought Sam was being slightly more affectionately welcoming than
usual. Finally I noticed his bowl!

A Repentant Meomie


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Old September 16th 08, 10:54 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Cheryl P.[_2_]
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Granby wrote:
Jus so u iz pentiant. Dat iz what matterz and I betted himself gotted eztra
skretchez so himself willz be fine. Piglet knowing what it is like to have
someone forget to feed. (O T stands over in the corner and thinks "yeah,
like we all kuden liff of our orn fluffiness for a nite" NOT THST WE WSNTZ
TO!!!)


Fangy fur yur simpafies.

By da way, I iz NOT fluffy. I has a solid boycat type bild, thatz all!

(An dont lissen tu my meomie wen she sez fings lyke TED sed he wuz a
adult cat wen he camed heer, but he sure got bigger sins then! I fink
shez implyin sumfing rood bout myne fluffiness, I meen, my solid boycat
chess mussels.)

Sam
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Old September 16th 08, 10:55 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Cheryl P.[_2_]
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Will in New Haven wrote:
On Sep 16, 7:24 am, "Cheryl P." wrote:
Myne Meomie iz tryin tu starf myownself. I hadda meow an meow an meow
fur efur befur she unnerstud wat I wuz sayin. I had NO fud sinz las nite!

Sam, wantin simpafies an tryin tu luk skinny


Awww, we feelz bad four yoo an we hiss spit at yoor Meomie. Butted do
gnot fink dat shee iz ebil. Shee is jus s-t-o-o-p-e-d, wike all
hoomins. Mynown uncl Bill cangnot tell da difference between "yip,"
wen it meenz "giff me fudz" an "yip," wen it meenz "I needz fresh
waddur," so he dew boff. He can tell wen I "yip" at him to get oudda
my compuder chare but he don' allus DEW it.

WooToo


She duznt unnderstand meowin furry well, I gotta admit that.

Sam


hoomin note: "meep" might be closer than "yip" but WooToo has one all-
purpose command. I have to figure out what to do from the context.
Maybe myeep covers it.


What about 'murp'?

Cheryl
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Old September 16th 08, 11:18 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Evul Meomie

Hihi diz iz O T anna gud luk wiff tryink to vince da moomanz bout da "solid
body fingie" da Gramby won't buy dat atta allz.
"Cheryl P." wrote in message
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Granby wrote:
Jus so u iz pentiant. Dat iz what matterz and I betted himself gotted
eztra skretchez so himself willz be fine. Piglet knowing what it is like
to have someone forget to feed. (O T stands over in the corner and thinks
"yeah, like we all kuden liff of our orn fluffiness for a nite" NOT THST
WE WSNTZ TO!!!)


Fangy fur yur simpafies.

By da way, I iz NOT fluffy. I has a solid boycat type bild, thatz all!

(An dont lissen tu my meomie wen she sez fings lyke TED sed he wuz a adult
cat wen he camed heer, but he sure got bigger sins then! I fink shez
implyin sumfing rood bout myne fluffiness, I meen, my solid boycat chess
mussels.)

Sam



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Old September 16th 08, 11:20 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Evul Meomie

Piglet does the "murpf" thing. It sounds like a disgusted grump gone wrong.
Kind of like putting your lips together and sort of cooughing.

Actually, there is no way to describe it.
"Cheryl P." wrote in message
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Will in New Haven wrote:
On Sep 16, 7:24 am, "Cheryl P." wrote:
Myne Meomie iz tryin tu starf myownself. I hadda meow an meow an meow
fur efur befur she unnerstud wat I wuz sayin. I had NO fud sinz las
nite!

Sam, wantin simpafies an tryin tu luk skinny


Awww, we feelz bad four yoo an we hiss spit at yoor Meomie. Butted do
gnot fink dat shee iz ebil. Shee is jus s-t-o-o-p-e-d, wike all
hoomins. Mynown uncl Bill cangnot tell da difference between "yip,"
wen it meenz "giff me fudz" an "yip," wen it meenz "I needz fresh
waddur," so he dew boff. He can tell wen I "yip" at him to get oudda
my compuder chare but he don' allus DEW it.

WooToo


She duznt unnderstand meowin furry well, I gotta admit that.

Sam


hoomin note: "meep" might be closer than "yip" but WooToo has one all-
purpose command. I have to figure out what to do from the context.
Maybe myeep covers it.


What about 'murp'?

Cheryl



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Old September 16th 08, 11:32 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Amelia T Cat
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On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:18:07 -0500, Granby wrote:

Hihi diz iz O T anna gud luk wiff tryink to vince da moomanz bout da
"solid body fingie" da Gramby won't buy dat atta allz.


Neither will my hoomins.

Amelia
the super-solid body
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Old September 16th 08, 11:43 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Will in New Haven wrote:
On Sep 16, 7:24 am, "Cheryl P." wrote:
Myne Meomie iz tryin tu starf myownself. I hadda meow an meow an meow
fur efur befur she unnerstud wat I wuz sayin. I had NO fud sinz las nite!

Sam, wantin simpafies an tryin tu luk skinny


Awww, we feelz bad four yoo an we hiss spit at yoor Meomie. Butted do
gnot fink dat shee iz ebil. Shee is jus s-t-o-o-p-e-d, wike all
hoomins. Mynown uncl Bill cangnot tell da difference between "yip,"
wen it meenz "giff me fudz" an "yip," wen it meenz "I needz fresh
waddur," so he dew boff. He can tell wen I "yip" at him to get oudda
my compuder chare but he don' allus DEW it.

WooToo

hoomin note: "meep" might be closer than "yip" but WooToo has one all-
purpose command. I have to figure out what to do from the context.
Maybe myeep covers it.

--
Will in New Haven


Ize gottid all figured out. I sitz in da kitchen, an make a big sad meow
wen any hoomin waks in da kitchen. Dey finally figur it out. Stoopid
hoomins.

Snowflake

It's funny, I can stand in the door and walk in and out and it's like
turning her meow on and off. Snowflake has always had problems with her
teeth and she won't eat hard food. So she's a bit more demanding
regarding food than Chappy or Booker.
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Old September 17th 08, 12:41 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
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On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 10:31:17 -0700 (PDT), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:

Mynown uncl Bill cangnot tell da difference between "yip,"
wen it meenz "giff me fudz" an "yip," wen it meenz "I needz fresh
waddur," so he dew boff. He can tell wen I "yip" at him to get oudda
my compuder chare but he don' allus DEW it.

WooToo

hoomin note: "meep" might be closer than "yip" but WooToo has one all-
purpose command. I have to figure out what to do from the context.
Maybe myeep covers it.


Y'kno, we shud make FSL (Feline as a Sekund Langwidge) mandatory fur
sekretariez. But training dem is alwayz so hard on a kitty.....
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

9/16/2008 7:39:11 PM
 




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