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Haiku written by cats
Haiku written by cats
---- The food in my bowl Is old, and more to the point Contains no tuna. ---- So you want to play. Will I claw at dancing string? Your ankle is closer. ---- There's no dignity In being sick - which is why I don't tell you where. ---- Seeking solitude I am locked in the closet. For once I need you. ---- Tiny can, dumped in Plastic bowl. Presentation, One star; service: none. ---- Am I in your way? You seem to have it backwards: This pillow is taken. ---- Your mouth is moving; Up and down, emitting noise. I've lost interest. ---- The dog wags his tail, Seeking approval. See mine? Different message. ---- My brain: walnut-sized. Yours: largest among primates. Yet, who leaves for work? ---- Most problems can be Ignored. The more difficult Ones can be slept through. ---- My affection is conditional. Don't stand up, It's your lap I love. ---- Cats can't steal the breath Of children. But if my tail's Pulled again, I'll learn. ---- I don't mind being Teased, any more than you mind A skin graft or two. ---- So you call this thing Your "cat carrier." I call These my "blades of death." ---- Toy mice, dancing yarn Meowing sounds. I'm convinced: You're an idiot. Victor |
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Haiku written by cats
very Funny!! thanks for the laugh, victor!!
-- There are many intelligent species in the Universe. They are all owned by cats. Anonymous One cat just leads to another. -Ernest Hemingway "pistor" wrote in message oups.com... Haiku written by cats ---- The food in my bowl Is old, and more to the point Contains no tuna. ---- So you want to play. Will I claw at dancing string? Your ankle is closer. ---- There's no dignity In being sick - which is why I don't tell you where. ---- Seeking solitude I am locked in the closet. For once I need you. ---- Tiny can, dumped in Plastic bowl. Presentation, One star; service: none. ---- Am I in your way? You seem to have it backwards: This pillow is taken. ---- Your mouth is moving; Up and down, emitting noise. I've lost interest. ---- The dog wags his tail, Seeking approval. See mine? Different message. ---- My brain: walnut-sized. Yours: largest among primates. Yet, who leaves for work? ---- Most problems can be Ignored. The more difficult Ones can be slept through. ---- My affection is conditional. Don't stand up, It's your lap I love. ---- Cats can't steal the breath Of children. But if my tail's Pulled again, I'll learn. ---- I don't mind being Teased, any more than you mind A skin graft or two. ---- So you call this thing Your "cat carrier." I call These my "blades of death." ---- Toy mice, dancing yarn Meowing sounds. I'm convinced: You're an idiot. Victor |
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Haiku written by cats
pistor wrote:
Hehe, I learned this one a long time ago with Frankie: ---- Am I in your way? You seem to have it backwards: This pillow is taken. And this one: ---- So you call this thing Your "cat carrier." I call These my "blades of death." -- Marina, Frank, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Nikki. marina (dot) kurten (at) iki (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki |
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